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You mean she stays up late

I saw this unusual sized mosquito lurking around
my flowers. I was so taken aback by the loud buzzing coming from & decided to capture some shots for
posterity.

While I was busy taking the shots, a regular sized
black & white mosquito tried to play a fast one by attempting to quickly take a drink of blood from me, but I captured it on camera before sending it to an early grave.

This is the rainy season, a implore all Nairalanders to protect themselves & loved one from such mutant mosquitoes & the regular ones. Use mosquito nets & drain any containers around the premises of your homes.

So,
this accident involved 4 vehicles;

a Hilux van,
a motorcycle,
a Hilux truck &
a bike..

May the victims RIP...

Buhari was right afterall!!

What's the need for this bullsh*t autopsy?

It's clear to any blind person that this boy
was simply strangled by garroting.

The rope marks on his neck tell you all
the tales you need to know about this case!!

The first lady for climb bench nah...

But no picture of the scrotum

E no "fall asleep";

na settle dem settle am..

Meanwhile,
they'll be hailing & praying for
their politicians who continue
to rob them of billions. . . .

Jungle justice is a character of
uncivilized Neanderthals..

A show of shame.

Could be a classic case of sweet poussi,
bad character.

Men will want to date you,
but aren't interested in marrying you.

This dude obviously does not regret
not marrying you; he is just missing your poussi.

NO!!

Besides, the rate at which kids grow,
the child will outgrow it in less than 1year.

Just buy a nice regular tricycle
& a kiddie iPad instead.

Take the advice & thank me later....

They are lucky the Fulani did not
attack them for 'killing' their cows..

Those herdsmen can be totally
irrational to the extreme...

Anytime Baba travel out,
ppl will just be misbehaving...

If olopa tear am some koboko now,
ppl will say 'police brutality'...

Arant nonsense & ingredients...

His gonorrhea will
also be "bigger"....

Spoiled brat!!!

Tot they are already dating...

She's not my friend either..

And you say this with pride!!!


Fulani killing Fulani is no story.

But when Fulani invade other faraway
communities to murder, rape & plunder,
it is a recipe for civil or intertribal war..

Old age & senility is beginning to
impair this man & onlookers are still
Shouting "Sai Baba"!!!

CecyAdrian:
Stop displaying your stupidity, it's draining. So the river whispered to Park and told him it's name You think those people then didn't have what they called that river before ur hero Park changed it's name

Ppl like you will always lack the
ability to read & comprehend.

Your primary school teachers must
have had a hard time teaching you.

It is also clear you attempted WAEC up
to 5 time before prevailing via 'Miracle Centres'.

You certainly did not attend any
reputable higher institution.

Pls, carry your cross of low IQ alone; we on this
Social Media platform are not ready to
assist you carry it.

"People were already fishing on it"

Did they know the name of the river?

All along the course of the river in
West Africa, ppl gave this same river
different names like Nigré, Joliba,
Kora, ( bastardized to Kwara), Yoruba (Oya),
Igbo (Orimiri) & delta communities
gave it different names etc, without
knowing it was one & the same river.

It was left to the investigative spirit
of the oyibo to put it all together by identifying its source & tracing its course right to its exit at the delta.

Instead of celebrating their efforts,
we are, in a jestful manner
attempting to rewrite history & belittle their sacrifice.

Now a so-called senior 'learned' gentleman
in an esteemed position of authority is
making such an ignorant & ridiculous statement....

Buhari has issued all his
appointees "License To Lie".



All the license go expire in 2019.

The driest couple of BBN.

Liverpool don carry cup.....

A very ridiculous comparison.

BBNaija is a show, a business.

The participants make a lot of money
for the organizers, who then take a negligible
amount out of the billions made & give
the participants.

The First Class graduate;
who she epp??
who make money from her degree??

In the final analysis sef,
all this 9ja First Class degrees holders
Wetin dem don ever invent or discover??

Make una park well & await your turns.

In this harsh Buhari times,
you want romance without finance.

All babes are only managing their
current dudes,

If anything better comes along, they will
be like "Hasta lá vista babe"....

So, if you are on with any babe,
make sure you demand your pound
of poooszy, and perform all the different
styles from every angle while it lasts.

That way, anybody taking over is just
'eating' your leftovers.

Just get over it, loser!!!

Donraqh:
I sincerely read your mention with great dismay, but I think should leave you with one word.. "Opportunity" Think about that please and be more objective going forward, thank you.

Life is all about opportunities.

If you didn't have opportunity to
become a pilot, but ended up being
a driver, don't later go about requesting
to be paid pilot salaries.

Inequality will always be the
basis of society.

Thank you.

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Why she go leave fine multimillionaire,
go back to an unemployed boyfriend.

Levels done change &
Collins should just take it....

If i be Miracle sef,
Nina is too ugly for my newfound
status.

I will burst her after two months exactly.

You want equal salary with doctors,
go & read medicine if you fit.

What a ridiculous demand.

Just like HND holders who want
parity with Degree holders.

Small time, NCE will also want parity
with degree.

Federal govt must not engage every strike
with dialogue, Koboko is better.