₦airaland Forum

First stop bleaching, madam pastor.

I understand this type of error.

I once mistakenly forgot my phone
on the top of my car, drove over 4
kilometers on bad city roads, with
speed bumps.

When I got home, my brother who came
to open the asked, "who's phone is this
on top of your car"??

I was so shocked. The type of info I had in it,
For say I lose that phone, na die....

But no be iPhone sha..

These kinds
of babes do not
roll with struggling dudes.

Deal with it.... Let go!!

Concentrate on your hustle.

25 years,

3 wives!!!

20 years in the Senate.

This is his own Constituency Project.

His senatorial headquarters, Otukpo has

has the worst roads in Nigeria,

His people drink water from well & gutter.

Yet he is here, attempting to bribe God.

Catholics, una fall my hand...

This tiny rat

Too much mumuness...

Never mess with a hippo..

The top police brass in the States
know, protect & regularly collect heavy money
from these criminal capos.

But when the criminals get carried away
with the 'immunity' they enjoy & over do
the crimes, like in this massacre; and
instructions come from above to apprehend
them, then the police have no choice than act
professionally.

At that time, they betray the criminals &
instantly 'catch' them, as if by magic.

This types of criminals are usually killed
to prevent them from exposing their accomplices
in the Force.

This particular guy was just allowed to
come & make statement so that they can
put it on record to close the case.

I expect this guy to be killed in a short
while. The police will say he was trying
to escape.

Mark my words!!!

Tanx to medical science that
made it possible.

Glory to God for granting permission ...

Elections approaching..

BetaThings:
What What kind of religion allows
Pastors to set child witches on fire in the presence of supposedly-upright members of the society?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/dec/09/tracymcveigh.theobserver
http://punchng.com/skolombo-epidemic-calabar-children-labelled-witches-turn-street-gangsters/

And incidentally I never heard of Shekau until he became a terrorist; I never heard his sermon and would never believe he was preaching about Islam
At least the people he kills in the mosques cannot be practising the same religion with him

Don't confuse an isolated customary issue
with the satanic activities of boko haram.

How many so-called child witches have
been killed, kidnapped or blown up.

How many innocent ppl have the children
in calabar or akwaibom killed?

You must be a member ofShakau's soldiers
masquerading on Nairaland.

Abomination!!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!

Igbos......

Instead of using thyme.

the guy used Igbo....

Nice, idea...

What kind of religion allows
Its soldiers to hide behind little
girls, women & children to fight

Totally messed up.
These little girls were just Innocent victims,
brainwashed by an evil sect..

Sweet, nice ride & color;

But, its not "brand new"..

Congrats & best wishes though..

Best wishes...

We prefer to see dead kidnappers,

like "Don Wanney", not arrested ones..

OK...

Here in Nigeria,
People are waiting for 'Open heavens'
miracle jobs, & supernatural visitations.

Others specialize in Yahoo-yahoo, skelewu,
pipeline vandalization, human trafficking
or other cheap confidence scams to "make
it"

while in other places, youths & adults
transform their lives by using their God
given brain & educational knowledge.

Blackman, una never begin suffer yet...

Daboomb:
And why are you shitting in your panties?

The Fear od death is worse than death itself
Cowards die a thousand times before their real death.

Everybody will die once.

But don't die another person death.
Don't die by stray bullet.
Die when it's your time, not untimely death.

Continue to mention the
names of people who Wanny's men
will now target for revenge..

Olodo..

Good idea,
rough presentation...

Mad lunatic demon...

As mumu GEJ is no longer in
power to give welfare & maintenance money.

Thought the "Man of God" said his
parishioners bought him the jet,
how come they can't maintain it for him??

Lying in God's name..

First & foremost,
these are all oil producing countries.

They should also show which countries
pay the lowest salaries & still owe their
workers for one year or more.

Official govt salaries in Nigeria is about
$35 per month.!!

Things must be put in proper perspective.

What a shameless bitch
after the hot shine wey you shine her Kongo,

less than two hours later, she is putting
the Kongo to a shining from an 'area' boy...

God works in mysterious ways,
He put the 'obstacle' of traffic jam on your
path to enable you go back & discover the truth.

What a Jezebel!!

Which means the guy had
a big deek & is a good fukk..

She was dating him for bedmatics
& cutting many other shows on the side for
financial maintenance.

She doesn't want to get married to
a dick that cant maintain her...

Woman cannot live by dick alone,
But by runz & other nefarious night
& daytime activities..

Spoiling mind & cutting ticket.

Yeye team!!!

Bahddo:
That's old-fashioned usage though.

Just like you don't say "a hour";

You say, " an hour"..... The 'H' is silent.

When the H is silent, you may use 'an' preceding

the word is question...

We learn every day!!

Lomprico2:
Its 'a' hotel not 'an' hotel!



Welcome to lagos.

In 'hotel', the H is silent so, it's 'an hotel',

stop trying to 'correct' what you don't know....

At the time of this disbursement in 2015,

N45m was more than the annual salary

of the President Of The United States Of America!!!

And yet, this was just "pocket money"..

E no go better for PDP...