₦airaland Forum

When you finish,
clean the ewedu hand on the seat.

Eternal bushman....

Tomboy loading!!

A girl like this will never connect
well with girls & their pettiness.

Her best friends will always be boys,
not necessarily romantic though..

She will also be bold & straight
forward in character..

I know a family that had just one girl
& five boys; as a kid, she liked urinating
standing up, like boys...

Nice one.

His goggles &
walking stick......

Is he a blind millionaire??

Where have you ever seen a
rabbit with long tail??

This is a giant rat that lives in
soakaways & latrines in the city.

Dirty meat..

The resemble their pop so much..

Strong 9ja spe*m, neutralized the Arab blood.

Nice one..

Face cap & sneakers inside tearoom.

The man don comot from village & poverty,
but village & poverty no wan leave am.

.."is the tonic I need......"

See English, no wonder, question mark dey
for his certificate.

Sorry!!

What is happening in the palm oil
& agric sector in Nigeria is simple.

Nonsense economic policies (like
weak currency, doubling energy costs
increased to costs etc) by an
incompetent, irresponsible govt have
resulted in high production costs in the
agric sector.

The producers have no choice than to
bring their produce to market at also high
costs to cover the production costs.

This high costs of goods in Nigeria have
attracted the attention of neighboring countries
who do not have similar high costs of
production & can thus make serious profits
by bringing their goods to the Nigerian market.

That is why every manner of agro goods are
forcing their way into Nigeria.

Gari & palm oil from as faraway India & Malaysia
& neighboring Ghana & other West African countries.
Local rice costs as much as foreign.

PMB, kachikwu & Audu ogbe are just a bunch
of economic clowns causing all these
economic distortions....

My God will not accept bribes!! !!

50?

58? Yesss!!!

Boko Haram 'Like' this!!

Yoghurt in your beer &
you kept on drinking??

"A fool & his money are soon parted". Prov. 21:20

Maybe the girl was also showing him 'love'.


Mumu!!

This country can never progress,
when there are no constitutional checks
& balances as to the reckless excesses in
spending of taxpayer's money by the
Executive branch of govt.

All these govs going to beg Buhari to
go for second time, is it their electorate
that sent them??

The man has nothing to show,
so he is going up & fown, recommissioning
GEJ's failed, white elephant projects.

One clueless leader following another
clueless one.

We are really in trouble in this country..

Ngbatifonja & hired assassins
are like 5 & 7.....

"Okafor's" Law may be proven
at anytime BTW this estranged couple...

Customs are doing double chopping.

They collect bribe to allow you pass
the border without paying duties.

They then follow you home to impound
the cars for not paying duties.

Double jeopardy....

Buhari has offered;

1) monumental poverty.

2)Monumental inflation.

3)Monumental incompetence

4)Monumental insecurity.

5)Monumental tolerance of crimes of herdsmen.

6)Monumental failure to jail Diezani, Saraki, & others.

7) monumental fuel increase.

unprecedented inflation in every sector.

9) no major project to show.
I don tire, make una add una own..

The man is a master strategist,

He uses humility to 'capture' his superiors.

That is why he is always on the rise.

This man will be your President one day.

Anywhere egoh (money) dey,

IPOB babes must locate it....

jpphilips:
south and north criminals are still criminals dont think thet give a fvck about you once you fall victim.
Your statement is testament that there is a thin line between humans and animals, you my friend is a low thinking sub human with an IQ only competitive in the animal kingdom. sorry bros life has really been unfair to you.

Your comment has clearly shown
that you lack the ability to comprehend
simple articles.

Your problem can be partially genetic &
partially faulty educational foundation.

The situation is pathetic, helpless &
lacks remedy

The most dangerous ppl on earth are
half educated elements who delude unsuspecting
citizens into believing that they know it all.

Carry your cross alone or share the burden
with your ancestors who put you in
this perpetual predicament by their
poor genetic stock..

Lie lie story...

Where the mama dey?

E just snap jeep for road, come
dey post fake story...

Crime nepotism is alive and
well under buhari.

South South & South West criminals
are always extra judicially shot dead
even when arrested alive.

Northern murderers like Boko haram &
Fulani mass killers, who even routinely
kill police & soldiers, are arrested, taken
to court & bailed or even freed, given money
& handed over to their state govs for "rehabilitation".

This is the height of injustice.

I have no sympathy for southern criminals,
but what is good for the goose, should also
be handed to the gander.

Motorola Time port® 250 blue screen
with inbuilt answering machine
& call recording.

These were big features in 2001.
The phone set me back 35k @ exchange
rate of N100 to 1$ US.

For our musicians & celebrities who
bought the older models, over to you,
your models have expired.

Go back to the drawing board...

A bombardier beetle.

It engages in thermo- chemical warfare
as an offensive & defensive attitude.

The intensive chemical smell when
it's killed is part of hydrogen peroxide
used in its catalytic mix.

Na lie.

This is THE snake!!

Black man by his genetic makeup is
unable to successfully manage anything.

Apart from roasting yam
or making EBA & egusi soup,
wetin black man fit cook sef

Ask Dangote, who are his CEOs
& major directors? They are either
whites or Indians.

Ask Nigerian Airways, Railways, Nitel,
Nigerian Hotels, NNPC, Nigerian Fertilizer etc, etc.
all managed by blacks.

Let's not fool ourselves, you give
blackman too much responsibility, e
go just fall your hand.

Nigerian leaders love jumping
into what they do not understand.

That is the leading cause of abandoned
White elephant projects....

World glory to the Nigerian fatherland
always comes from one part of the country.

Chronic diseases, extreme poverty &
violence & backwardness comes from another part.

Who can guess which is which??

You were born poor, not broke...

Forget the loser,

He aims to imprison you
in a 'love' prison.

In 15 years you'll be 45 & the
guy may just marry one oyibo lady
& forget you.

Abi na you send am to go
do criminal hustle??

His cross he must Carry alone..