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"....over 7 live pigs were slaughtered...""

Na dead pig una for slaughter before??

Ok

"Helping police in their investment"!!! Lolz

With slaps, kicks & gun butts...

But,
If you are schizophrenic,
you could be imagining some of
these things.

Paranoia & delusions are classical
symptoms of this disease of the mind.

Other symptoms include hearing
voices.

Your mind is thus playing "games" on
you.

You may wish to consult a psychiatrist on
one hand, or seek a traditional spiritualist
who may give you some answers.

Best Wishes....

The standards in America are
Samsung, Motorola® or Apple®..

Full blooded 'Chincos' do not
connect well, since the American
Networks won't recognize dem.

Just like when you want to watch or play all
these pirated CDs in 9ja, don't use a Philip®
Grundig® or other reputable DVD players, because
the can't recognize the plate & will be
saying, "no disc".

But use Chinko DVD, e go even play empty CDs.

Thank God for chinkos.

Back to dey matter,
just buy any reputable brand with
a temporary contract.

This is one of my favorite verses
in the Bible that philosophically summarizes
& crystalizes the destiny of man on earth.

Commentary;

For having urged men to labour with all their might, the Author now adds, by way of caution, that yet they must not be confident of their own strength, as if they were sure of success by it, but must look up to God for his blessing, without which all their endeavours would be in vain.

Men's success seldom equals their expectations. We must use means, but not trust to them: if we succeed, we must give God the praise; if crossed, we must submit to his will. Those who put off the great concerns of their souls, are caught in Satan's net, which he baits with some worldly object, for which they reject or neglect the gospel, and go on in sin till they suddenly fall into destruction.


What is your own favorite
an why?

This type of over hyped wedding,
I give them 13 months only.

You want to marry,
just get family & few friends together
& do it.

All this unnecessary posing &
fanfare, attracts evil eyes & jealousy,
even from some of this your battalion...

You mean they were "parading"
with all those phones & TVs on them?

It is despicable the atrocities been
carried out in Rivers & other areas of
the Niger Delta.

I won't be surprised if these guys
are APC supporters. Wike(d) hates them.

Make una no allow boko haram
see this picture ohh

If not, them go send
some aboki girls, strapped with ;
some 'devices', to visit the place.

All enemies of national peace & progress
all come from one part of this
great country.

Hit "like" if you know the part...

Better to plant cassava or
maize on it, than allow the
sorry sight of weeds, probably
harboring rodent & dangerous reptiles.

The black man is just a big
shame to himself & the world at large.

You have forgotten to add
another, very useful use *wink* *wink*....

BafanaBafana:
I'm still looking for the sense in what you typed but as it is, you can't give what you don't have.
Boko haram kill muslims and christians. They destroy churches and mosques. Everyone there has been affected by them in a way so no one is sympathetic to them. GEJ, Badeh and co that were sharing money meant for arms were not muslims too. Next time don't comment.

How can a senseless person make sense
of sentences from sensible people??

Can you even understand what you have
dared to write?

Narrow mindef people like you just make comments
for comment's sake.

Your IQ level can never understand the hidden
sociopolitical, religious dynamics of
the northeastern, takfiri BH imbroglio.

Your ilk with zero grasp of matters of
grave national significance should try
to just read & pass...

These so-called 5 civilians
that were "murdered" were captured
Boko haram fighters.

The Muslim authorities there ( many are
BH sympathizers) are annoyed that a
Christian soldier wasted fellow Muslims.

We shouldn't forget that under GEJ govt, a clique of
Muslim soldiers of the Nigerian army
were always leaking info to BH about our
troops movements;
this was why BH
were always scoring spectacular ambushes
against our boys.

This type of judgement must be thoroughly
investigated by neutral groups.

Hope say,
no be runs money..

That kain money no
dey bring blessings..

crownedprinz:
I still consider Itel, Gionee, Infinix and the likes as chinco till tomorrow

Typical unprogressive Nigerian.

* they produce nothing,

* create nothing

*discover nothing,

* invent nothing,

But specialize in criticizing those who
Are making genuine effort to progress..

Aah you are;

A think, him wan contest "Sai Baba" post.

He can contest from prison..

Yeye 2 term Senate prez who did nothing
for his ppl.

Go & look at Federal roads in his
Senatorial zone..

This black man wan kill
oyibo pikin??

Oga Barrister,

10% of N400m no be moi-moi at all.

There shall be good laughter in your
homes this Xmas..

For other Nigerian,
Whistling is your civic duty.

Continue to whistle....

Apart from bedroom 'fire' ,

Which kain fire this lovely daughter

of Eve fit quench

Nigerian women & oloshos,

Can you see what your mates are doing
in other parts of Africa??

Learn from her & change your selfish
gimee, gimee & slay ways.

If una no change, some of us will relocate
back to East Africa,

Them say for there sef, na women dey
even gangrape men. .

The rapacious avariciousness of the
average negroid homo sapien is classically
mindboggling & psychiatrically troubling.

If no be sickness,
wetin one person wan do with 86 cars
wen you no be car dealer??

Back man,

pls receive deliverance....

We are living in turbulent & strange times.

The only thing on the minds of youth today
is to 'hammer' ( quick riches) without doing
any work.

A truly cursed, ignorant, lazy & wasted generation....

These herdsmen are just savages.

They & their lifestyle do not belong
amongst civilized people.

They should be put in grazing reserves
and fenced in, so that civilized people can
go, pay money to loook at them & their animals... Like a zoo..

You were unconscious,

they probably searched you to

discover you were menstruating;

But they did not notice your phone

One man is dressed like a senator,

One is dressed like a homeboy yuppie.

One is dressed like a bushman newly come town.

Guess who??

She doesn't need this sand niiggga,

She is a wealthy hip hop star in her own right.

What do they have in common??

Wait until they marry,

then he'll trick her into Saudi Arabia & lock her up

in the house......

Don't say I didn't warn her.

Truth is,

these boys are nobodies until
the record labels sign them or give
the recording contracts.

At any point in time, there are thousands
of young talents begging to be signed.

Without the the labels, none of us will ever
have known who be Kiss Daniels.

For a hungry, unemployed wannabe musician,
squatting somewhere, N30 cool K is good money.

The dude is creating buzz for himself.

He'll soon get offers in showbiz, when his

fellow corpers will be pounding the streets

with their empty CVs, seeking for nonexistent jobs..


Irritating tho!!

Girls from

Akwa Iboom,

Calabar....

Hmmmmm...

They were attacked

For refusing to be attacked!!!

Orgy....

All these traditional institutions
are archaic, outdated & unnecessary.

They constitute a source of strife, superstition, waste
of resources, used by ruling govts to oppress the
governed & contribute nothing to
human progress in this modern age.

At a certain point in our historical march,
they were useful rallying points for ethnic,
geopolitical & regional cohesion.

However, those dark lives & times have
passed & to my mind, these monarchical
dinosaurs should be abolished & consigned
to the dustbins of history where the rightfully belong.

Many advanced countries do not subscribe
to such bullshit eg USA, China, Russia, France,
Germany & co.

For countries that still observe, such as Britain,
the public are tired & clamouring for
abolishment even though their monarchy
contributes to their progress & national devt.

Here in this Nigeria, apart from living
lavishly (at the expense of the common man) &
keeping uncountable wives & concubines,
what do they contribute to our society??

NOTHING!!!