₦airaland Forum

Just do "IT"!!!

Since he wants to be woman,
just castrate him & let 'her' go....

Its the other way around..

Sex is a duty.... Marital responsibility.

Lovemaking is pleasure, undertaken with a young,
yellow, Sweet, succulent damsel or
girlfriend....

Sometimes sef, you need to take
Viagra® to perform the 'duty'.

With the runs babes, even talking
on phone with them gives u a h*rdon!!

This man doesn't know history.

Truth is, traditionally, the Fulani's had
no trade or handwork. A negligible %age
of them were wandering, Stateless, nomadic
herders of livestock.

A few settled as beggars or Almajiris in
Hausa towns & studied weaknesses of
host communities & plotted to turn & bite
the ppl that hosted them.

That is why in Nigeria today, there are no major Hausa traditional rulers (many of us do not know this).

The fulanis betrayed & took over the kingship of
all hausa towns (Zaria, Kano, Katsina etc)
200 years ago. Anywhere you hear 'Emir' is
conquered territory.

After the treacherous Jihad, they became
slave traders, by attacking depopulating small villages
around the plateau & nassarawa states..

The jihad never crossed the River Benue,
If they dared to cross, the Tivs would
have soundly defeated them in the
forest landscape.

It was this slave raiding antics that made
the British attack & bring down the so-called
Sokoto caliphate.

If the Benue is a conquered territory, why
are BN ppl not Muslims?

That is the true nature of Fulanis,
backstabbers & betrayers.

Because in Nigeria, there is
no penalty for kidnapping.

That's why the Fulani are relentless
in the new found occupation.

Some have sold their cattle &
invested in AKs for faster returns.

Public firing squad should be
brought back.

But the security officers sef,
where they sleeping??

skallion7:
dont drag nigeria into this, it is a song frm ghana

But Nigerians have embraced, engaged
& promoted it more than the Ghanaians.

Everywhere, every party, every occasion,
na "One Corner"..

Ghana & Nigeria..

Such a yeye, primitive & animalistic music.

It just shows how shallow & base this

current generation is...... Shame!!

Gan, gaan!!!

Police don use long throat
for common N50 carry gbesé!!

Chai, Chai, chai!!

Black man!!

Looking for blessings to be a
successful con man...

Its because of such ignorance that
oyibo cheated your ancestors in
the first place..

We've had over 10 different leaders
or Heads Of State since independence.

In your opinion, which leaders has performed
best, within the context of
his life & times??

Seems GTB na the man office
of business .

He snatched $30,000 (about N10m)
from another customer at same bank,
barely 10 days after stealing the N1.1!!!

Too much greed.

Don't be surprised that he has an 'inside' man
that gives him realtime info of
customers withdrawing large sums.

The man na smooth operator.

Meanwhile, her trusted 'friend' (frenemy?)
carried out a successful coup d'tat,
right under her nose.

That is why some women do not
keep female friends, because some
friends will always be envious of
your progress.

However, I suspect the Toto of the
second woman is sweeter than the first,
it can make a man betray even his country..

Luckily for you pokenosers, I captured
the fight on camera for your amebo pleasure.

Killing of strange creatures by hunters,
that is why wives of hunters give birth
to strange monsters.

See the hand of the creature, like
person hand; see eyes sef.

And blackman go cook am chop!!!

This man has brought problems to
his household..... Bushbaby!!!

farouk2much:
Because Your Religion Is Fake,

So, you must force ppl to remain
in your 'Korrect' faith, abi??

And also fight for your god,
even within your religion.

It is clear you are Boko haram
appearing on nairaland.

Better go back to sambisa where
you escaped from.... Bloody fanatic!!!!!!

She no wan old.

She no wan marry...

Fair attempt...

He was in US Army &
lacks discipline??

Maybe, that's why he is
no more in US army.

He may soon find himself
in 9ja prison.....

If Christians get converted
to Islam, Muslims will be
happily broadcasting it everywhere.

If Muslim gets converted to
Christianity, eye go red, dem go start
religious riot and bloodshed.

Why always intolerance

Religion should not be by force.

Good story...

But u sure say you no 'service' that
Muslim oga??

I know say IPOB baes no dey carry
last for that sector.....

Her juju don fail.

She complained to her babalawo
say her man don dey 'chop' her for
over 5 years & the guy no wan propose.

Babalawo says; "the man love u well, well & is prepared
to marry you today, today; but your stepmother
tie him mouth".

Solution; " Go with him to the market place,
go on your knees & ask him to marry you;
he will accept immediately............ "

Fee: One white ram
One red rooster
50k.....

How dem wan take "cleanup" all
These nyama-nyama sef??

E be like say na another way to
chop money by politicians...

You don jam my car 'gote rekpeté,

my own don better hammer rekpeté.....

But why he dey smile anyhowly.....

APCnomics

Politics of hunger..

"Habit of stealing valuable & non valuable items."

This description is a classic case
of kleptomania, she needed psychiatric
help, not incarceration.

Now, the system has given her
more problems by pregnancy from
an inside 'oga'...

Ordinarily, her sentence must have
had an 'Option of fine' in the region of
N5 to 10k, but nobody was there for her.

What a cruel life...

We don't need this info..

Go & defeat Boko haram.... Shikena !!!

Anger & indignation aside,

Don't some of us live in huts?

Don't we shit in holes or in open?

The truth is painful

#shitholePOTUS

This group are professional liars??

Where can rustlers hide 2m cattle?

Fulani Genocide!!

This Catch & Kill is only
applied to Militants & IPOB.

When Fulani murderers & kidnappers
are caught red handed, they are
charged to court & given bail.

I do not in any way support or sympathize
with the militants, I feel that taking
Fulani criminals to court is a waste of
govt resources & time.

Same method should be applied to them.

What is good for the goose, should be
good for the gander.

Acquires car, not "New Car"!!

Only in Nigeria do we celebrate
purchase of second hand car.

It's OK, but not a News item.

This APC govt sef.

The only way they know how
to generate revenue, is to steal
from the poor citizens.

*Fuel, increased.
*Duty on cars, increased.
*Dollars exchange, increased
*NEPA, increased.
*Car registration, increased.
*Food prices, increasing.
*JAMB fee, increased.
*NECO, increased.
*WAEC, increased.
*Tuition fees, increased.
*Fertilizer, increased.
*Unemployment, increased.
*sacking Civil servants, increased.

Pls feel free to add your own "Increased"
I don tire.