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OKAFOR'S LAW doesn't say that a
woman you've nacked must come
back for more..


What OKAFOR'S LAW says is that, once
you've knacked👉👌 a woman, any other time
you meet her again, no matter for how long
you are separated, you can always knack👉👌
her again.


You could have a girlfriend that you
both enjoyed heavy knacking during your
relationship. Maybe you later separated and
both got married to different people and have children. If you later on met accidentally, you
can still arrange a quick knack for old times sake, but with no strings attached.

That is the essence of the law.

Tinubu is very impulsive and acts
before thinking...

After the fuel subsidy debacle, he
threatened war on Niger Republic, and
gave them 30 day ultimatum.

Now, he is basically begging them
say make dem no vex.

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Our lazy African leaders think that
other country leaders are as idle, wasteful
and unserious as they are.

Not every country is ready to bear the
expenses that is involved in receiving a
leader on state visit especially from a
country that is of no strategic benefit
to their interests..

We recall that world conference in
Qatar recently that Nigeria had the
biggest entourage, with officials carrying
their side chicks, girlfriends and family members at the expense of our suffering tax payers.

The Qataris must have noticed this and
have come to realize the financial dangers
if having Tinubu coming with an entourage
of 20 ministers, 12 governors, 20 senators,
90 members of House Of Reps and another
560 followers❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️

The thing really pain the guy, esp
after taking burantashi in anticipation😮😮😮



Girls should stop this two timing
affair & playing with emotions of guys
after collecting money..


A crime of passion easily leads to death❗️❗️❗️


After seeing this graphic images, the
cow leg pepper soup wey I wan chop no
come hungry me again.😐😐😐


No matter, the guy nor try at all.

Meanwhile, ordinary to refine
crude oil🛢️🛢️🛢️, government of
the "Giant Of Africa" nor fit do, thereby
turning her country into Hungerland❗️❗️

This one na senior brother of
house rat....🐁🐁

What makes it worse than house rat
is that it generally lives inside soakaway.🐀🐀

It loves the smell and nyama nyama things
inside soakaway which makes it big.🐭🐭🐭

Nor use hardship caused by Jagaba as
an excuse to bring Ebola or Lassa fever
to your household❗️❗️❗️

When we consume 50million
litres daily❓

He better be careful let his Yoruba
brothers not betray him to Fulani
killers ...

Very true our dear Senator Saraki.



When Saraki was doing his constitutional
duties of checking the excesses of the
Executive arm, the public who didn't
understand that Buhari was a "One Chance"
president thought that the Saraki Senate
was sabotaging Buhari..😦😦

Then Lawal came and declared their Senate
a "rubber Stamp Senate" that will give
Buhari anything he asked for..😭😭😭

Every Buhari appointee took advantage of
the lack of oversight and got the most
ridiculous requests approved. Emefiele
went further to forge approval. Accountant
General, Humanitarian Affairs Minister &
other Ministers simply stole raw cash.

When cash wasn't available, they simply
went to China to borrow and steal the
borrowed money.

And the clueless Buhari now excuses
himself that he didn't know what was happening.

Here we are today, a dying country ❗️❗️

shadrach77:
Everything you said was good except for one thing. The current national anthem is better

Current anthem is just like a school
or community club song.. It doesn't
motivate you to achieve anything. In fact
Most government functionaries an
indeed adults can't even recite the first
stanza, school children are even worse
because their teachers can't even recite
it...


🇳🇬🇳🇬"Arise oh compassion
Nigeria's call obey ......🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 😁😂😁



Compatriots is voiced as "compassion"

When & if it comes to pass, you'll
be a victim ...


Mumu❗️❗️😣😣😣

Many African countries have changed
their colonial given names, I wonder
why Nigeria has not opened discussion
on this. After all, we even changed our
colonial, though better national anthem..

A common practice by the Europeans
when they first began making contact with
the West African peoples was to name
the various areas in accordance with what
product was readily available from the
coastal areas in question.

Therefore, the area now called Ghana
was a great source of gold, while ivory
which was another valued commodity
was abundant in the area still bearing
Ivory Coast today..

Interestingly, the area that became Nigeria,
especially the now South- South region
being the biggest source of slaves and was
initially called 'Slave Coast' with the Igbos ( "Eboes" making up a sizeable population of those sold into slavery from West Africa.


A few Examples countries that changed
their colonial names after independence..

👉Benin Republic was "Dahomey"

👉Burkina Faso was "Upper Volts"

👉Ghana Was was "Gold Coast"

👉Niger Republic was "French Sudan'

👉Zimbabwe was Southern Rhodesia


And many more.




Below is a US advert for sales of
"Eboe" slaves, just arriving from Bonny.
Igbo slaves were valued as very hardworking

I have a cousin, who developed very
heavy beards by 17 to 18 year old and
now going bald by 23 to 24 years old .

All the hairs for him head don Japa to
him bear-beard.


Imagine❗️❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔🤔

As a respected elder statesman, this
Gowon of a person should be respecting
himself....


Let me not say more❗️❗️❗️😕😕😕

You nefa see anything yet ...😣😣😣

Where the security man❓❓❓🤔🤔🤔🤔

If Mele Kyari of NNPC is not sacked
and investigated, the forex issues will
never be settled...


This man was selling our crude oil 🛢️🛢️in
dollars💲💲💲and sharing the money
with Buhari 😕😕😕

🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

Subsidy which was actually fully removed,
has again reared up its ugly head due
to the falling value of the yeye naira.


Just as the price of everything has gone
up, Petroleum products shouldn't be
different so long as we continue importing.

🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
Dangote that Buhari and indeed, Nigeria
all put their hope on, is even singing a
different tune and is more interested in
importing crude oil and exporting his
finished product to where he'll get more
dollars💲💲💲

🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
The Dangote matter is like helping to
train a girl in university, with intention
to marry her after graduation, only for
her to change mind and gets another man
for marriage.

🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
Buhari and Mele Kyari, secretly gave
Dangote billions of Nigeria dollars to
ensure that he, a northern Muslim takes
over the oil sector and keep the owners
of the oil as slaves to Dangote..

They should move to their son, Buhari's
house to live ...


It's quite nice that it's their own kinsman,
Buhari that brought this calamity on
them..


Nice one👏👏👏

In Nigeria, the ability to buy regular
foodstuff is now a major achievements..😓😓

What a silly question...


How can you allow a tenant turn your
property into burial ground or cemetery❓❓


They are simply irresponsible,
inconsiderate and don't want to spend
money❗️❗️❗️😕😕😕

frankson1:
Hey! Rich and intelligent kid, how many sides and angles does a triangle have that you had to see over 29 angles?

Look well & think outside the box ..

This na for airport

▶️Over 29 can be viewed by
intelligent people...

🔺🔺🔺
▶️▶️The less triangles you see, the
less your intelligence..

🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
▶️▶️▶️ People who went to community
schools will typically see less than ten,
but those who went to private schools
will typically see over 15.
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺





It's clear, many members of the NL
community are people of poor educational
heritage ... ☺️☺️☺️☺️

The workers have been surviving on
fresh harmattan winds and fresh air
since November abi❓❓❓

Nigeria no longer wants to engage
in exporting❓❓❓

How is that our problem❓❓😕😕😕


Stop making excuses, since na your
turn, emilokan .

You are Commander In Chief, use your
office to bring the looters to book,
including Buhari and his wife..


Problem is that Yoruba too dey fear.
Obasanjo was different because he was
a military man who had served all across
Nigeria and had seen war in Africa and
Nigeria.

Nonsense❗️❗️😕😕😕

Even in Nigeria, 67.5% of the
children men are looking after are
not their own....


Fear woman❗️❗️❗️😕😕

FCT police nab chef for masterminding kidnap of boss' 12-year-old

Operatives of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command have arrested one Philemon Chukwuma for masterminding the kidnap of his boss' 12-year-old son, Justin Nwakwo in the Jabi area of Abuja.

This was disclosed on the X handle of the FCT Police on Sunday, February 18.

According to the FCT Police, the suspect, who served as a chef to the Nwakwo family, has since confessed to the crime adding that a cash ransom of three million, nine hundred thousand naira was forcefully obtained from the victim's father.

Sharing an image of the suspect, It reads: "The operatives of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Police Command have arrested one Ulagu Philemon Chukwuma 'm' 29 years for masterminding the kidnap of his boss' son, Justin Nwakwo 'm' 12, on February 10, 2024, in Jabi, Abuja.

"Philemon, a domestic worker, who serves as a Chef to the Nwakwo family, was arrested by officers of the Utako Police Divisional Headquarters that were following up on investigations to rescue the abducted boy and also to arrest the perpetrators.

"Investigations by the Police revealed that the principal suspect, who has since confessed to the crime, conspired with one McDonald Arinze, currently at large to commit the crime. The suspects had earlier forcefully obtained a cash sum of three million, nine hundred thousand naira (3,900,000) as ransom from the victim’s father. The arm of the law however caught up with the criminals following intensified efforts by the Police. The boy was rescued unhurt and reunited with his parents. The cash sum earlier extorted was equally recovered."

Source: X | FCT_PoliceNG


Everybody, especially youth are desperate
and you can't trust anybody.
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Thank God I'm not a beer 🍺🍻🍺
person ..


Even if Star na N100, I nor go still
drink..☺️☺️☺️