₦airaland Forum

The Saudis can buy both of my
legs👣 and hands 👐 for only 💲500k ☺️☺️☺️

If we follow the nasty antecedents of
the judiciary during the APC era, we
expect a favorable ruling for Tinubu and
await the blowback from the public or
the army....


Mark my prophetical words😎😎😎😎

AfDapone:
Wetin una come do? Una use catapult fire sharp stone for him head?

I rushed out of my room with my
pump action, as I got to my balcony,
the guy rushed from the side of the house
where he was about opening the bonnet,
ran towards the fence, stepped on top of another and scaled the 8 feet fence ( which had razor wire on it) in one
move. He was so fast I couldn't cock and
blast off his skull.

My younger brother who came out with
me was able throw a small flower pot which
missed him.

Sadly though, we later found that he had
already removed the battery from the
car he stepped on before moving forward
to the other car which alerted me.

It's most likely he had someone outside
the fence who collected the first battery.

Since this happened in his community
It's likelyHe recognized one of the
gunmen and therefore had to die.☠️💀☠️


May God guide our steps not to be at the
wrong place at the wrong time, Amen🙏🙏

Thanks to the senseless policies
of the disgraced Buhari presidency,
New car batteries are from 35k upwards.

It thus a great incentive for burglars
to steal & sell for 10k immediately.

A few months back, I woke up around
3am to send some international
messages. I started hearing some clandestine
noises from outside. I reasoned this
couldn't be rats that are found of
scaling fences to come rummage through
dustbins for food. And NEPA been don
take light.

I slowly & quietly got to my window to
look outside. Low & behold I saw a burglar
using phone battery trying to open my
car bonnet❗️❗️❗️😮😮😮

Jeehhhhhsú❗️❗️❗️😮😮😮

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Better investigate the young men in
the house and neighborhood..

Tinubus poverty inducing policies have
caused a cash crunch & guys can no longer
afford oloshos...

Animals are now being used in za oza room❗️❗️❗️

How come that our Japa people 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
do not like heading to Japan🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵❓❓❓

BoldBrainz:
Lol.

I've owned dogs and had kernels since 2010. It was one of my income sources while in the University. This particular dog we're both disputing, has absolutely no traces of the rottweiler genes. My only problem on nairaland is my inability to upload photos.

You don ever hear say local dog
miss road❓❓

Look at those black spots on the
paws. Look at the forehead.

Maybe you ran a kennel for breeding
local dogs for consumption by dog meat
lovers which doesn't make you an authority
on foreign dog breeds.

You may be a Calabar or Akwa ibom
guy for all I know.

✌️✌️I rest my case & come in peace🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

APC pastor✝️


It was him that misadvised 'Osibande' (apologies to Bubu) to contest primaries
against Jagaba❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️


Today, Osinbajo has been cast away
into the dustbin of political history.

They don't need orders to relocate
except them be mammywata 😎😎😎

BoldBrainz:
Godforbid that kind of Rottweiler blood😂!

That's a proper local dog with a fine coat.

I don't think you know much about
dog breeds.

When you look at the conformation of
the head, you can discern Rottweiler
genes. Local bingo breeds don't have
that type of block head or elevated forehead..

This is a young dog, probably about
6 months.

Definitely has some Rottweiler blood.




Hope there are no Calabar people in
your compound. 😉😉😉😉

Efó riro & poundo

Very unsafe❗️❗️😷😷


In fact you have all being drinking
shhit flavored water and most of you
should be regularly having stomach
problems 🤢🤢🤢🤒


Typhoid and other dangerous ailment
are gradually building up In your system.


Landlord no try at all.☹️

Fulani and Igbo don't like this😎


For the Hausas Mamman Shatta will soon
be nominated for Grammy, also
Oliver de Coque for Igbos 🏆😀😁😂

➡️➡️Swallowing without chewing is no
an easy process if you were not introduced
to it from an early age.

It is a very technical process that we take
for granted since we started early.

First and foremost, when you put your
rolled swallow into let's, say vegetable
soup, as it goes into your mouth, your
tongue has to separate the vegetable and
dried fish before you swallow the swallow (😁).
You then chew on the vegetable and fish
and swallow separately from the swallow
itself.

The above process is difficult if not impossible
for those who do not know about swallow
in their country.

I always feel that the easiest way to
introduce the swallow culture to new
people is to first start them with a draw
soup like ogbono which is easier to swallow
directly and they can later 'graduate' to
more difficult soups like egusi and vegetable
soup.

Since they do not know the technicalities,
most strangers trying our food for the
first time end up chewing the swallow,
which on its own is tasteless...👍👍👍👍

The religion of peace 😂😁😀

The only thing APC sabi do na to
destroy, they are unable to build anything
because destroying is easier and faster
than building..

💣💥Destroyed our Petroleum sector.

💣💥Destroyed educational system.

💣💥Destroyed agricultural sector.

💥💣Destroyed our judiciary

💥💣 Destroyed security

💣💥 Destroyed national unity

💣💥 Destroyed the value of our currency.



Tell me, in 8 years, what has APC built❓❓❓

This is how stories that touch the
heart occurs❗️❗️

In Nigeria, she is just a pastor's wife
surviving on offerings in the church.

In ogbodo oyibo, she is living and eating
correct free food and now has a job that
she is probably earning up to £50 ( over N60k )
daily, which is over N1m monthly and
you want her to come back to the hunger
and Insecurity in APCs Nigeria❗️❗️

Now sef, people nor dey even get money
to enter transport to church, talk less of
giving offering.

Loyalty to treasonable politicians and
their appointees who are disloyal to the
Constitution and enemies of the people❓❓❓


A very disloyal directive from a so-called
army oga.😡😡😡💰

Why is the revered Oba hobnobbing
with this monumental failure and
defender of Fulani bandits and Boko haram❓❓

The Bini people better call him to
order.. 😡😡😡

During Buhari's time, the military ogas
in Plateau and Kaduna told their boys not
to respond to distress calls from villagers
in southern Kaduna or Plateau.

"Country is in a mess"


But APC no wan call the name of
the person wey mess am up❗️❗️❗️

APC is just a scam.

How many wars this junta wan dey
fight at the same time❓❓❓❗️❗️❗️😐😐😐

To poison their shoes❓❓❗️❗️❗️😁😁😁😁



What a ridiculous conclusion.

The military usually make good
progress because the looting and cost
of governance is less.

All politicians do is to come and share
money💰 to themselves.

SojWORLDWIDE:
AFTER the first Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mallam Nuhu Ribadu was sacked by former President Umaru Y'aradua of blessed memory, he delivered a lecture on corruption where he was a special guest outside the shores of Nigeria.


In the lecture, Ribadu has this to say in a viral video monitored by SOJ WORLDWIDE, it was transcribed below on how he risked his life fighting corruption in Nigeria and how he prosecuted three major looters in Nigeria.

"Let me put a question first
How many of you are here? How many of us and please raise your hand if you have received a letter from a Nigerian you have never met promising you love claiming to be the governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).


So on and so forth how many of you here? I also have received it I received a letter from Nuhu ribadu to my own email asking me to give the details of my own account that I have some money and that I was looking for someone to keep it for me, well they are from the 'conmen', we call it Advanced Fee Fraud and in Nigeria it is known as 419, name after the criminal code, code that creating Advanced Fee Fraud as an offense, okay!

Do you know that every year $60 billion leave Africa illegally this is a report from Economic Commission for Africa.

One money is going this way the other money is going the other way poor Africa, billions going out, well as you can see I’m a Nigerian, I’m from this paradoxical continent.

Where today, our most notorious exports is stolen money, stolen money. I was also at the fore front of effort to change this narrative in 2003, the then President of Nigeria, President Olusegun Obasanjo called me and handed me a piece of paper appointing me the First Executive Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)

The first one will be a case of a Nigerian stealing in Nigeria and stealing from foreign countries that I told you earlier, the second case will be a gang of foreigners stealing from Nigeria, corruption Nigeria, the last one will be a case of Nigeria politician stealing from his own people and often taken the money out, taken it to development world.

The first case Emmanuel Nwude one of the most successful 419 fraudsters, he duped a Brazilian Bank about $254 million dollars successfully the bank collapsed, the manger died.


I personally arrested Emmanuel Nwude and as usual a fraudster like him wanted to compromise me, to bribe me, he called me, sir, what is your problem?

This money belong to the white people they are rich let’s share he will take half and give us half that’s the end of the story.

People like him get away with this kind of behavior of course I refused I charge him to court I literally took everything from him, money in and outside Nigeria, properties in and outside Nigeria, in one bank I seized 10 million worth of his own shares, I got him convicted.

I returned the money to the victims, the Brazilian, this is me returning the money but not only that I return to others as well, this is me going to China, Hong Kong, to return. We return millions of dollars to victims across the world."

This is justices at work. But the case of Emmanuel Nwude made us to be more determined to clean out, to sanitize, it was terrible.

People like him compromise our law enforcement, compromise our banking system. In the course of his own case we stumbled into an account, an account with millions of dollars belonging to someone very close to him, very close, guess who it is? My boss the Chief Law Officer, the Inspector General of Police (IGP Tafa Balogun) in Nigeria.

A tough job, I arrested him. I charge him to court, I recovered everything from him, I return it, I got him convicted, he served a jail term. But not only him. Even the banking system during the period that we worked in less than two months I arrested about 49 Chief Executives of banks in Nigeria.

Many of them are friends, personal friends, it was a tough job but fighting corruption is a war, and if you are in a war you must go for the big target, get a suitable candidate for you to make a maximum impart that’s what we did and it brought a change we were fed up, our country was in a mess they destroyed the name and image of our country, I needed to do that.



I knew that then it was a hopeless case. I move to Italy. In Italy I had a friend called Fabio. Fabio was one of the big prosecutors but they were extremely busy it was the days of Balesconi.


Fabio told me they wanted to ask of my own support because of they were involved, then I thought of going to Japan.

Japan is extremely far but I just know I might also end up in the trap of this translation because I do not speak Japanese language. I decided to go to Washington D.C at least, the problem of translation won’t be there.

But wait a minute, there was a problem, as at that time the Vice President of American was Dick Cheney. Board member of 'Harley Button'. But to my pleasant surprise the DOJ, the Department of Justices in US took the case, they investigated.

They brought the people to justices they place a fine of over 1.5 billion dollars against the company the biggest for a corporate corruption in the world. I also was here in Berlin I came and reported Siemens here.

And also Bill Finger, Julius Berger, I couldn’t get the support I came here I met with BKK that’s the investigating authority here I tried if they could take my own case Siemens. Siemens was involved in corruption in Nigeria as well as Julius Berger, Bill Finger, I couldn’t get support as well.

I decided to get to Washington D.C I went back and they took the case. The three cases, the US government make over 3 billion dollars in term of fine against the said companies.

But the sad part of it is that in my own country where the criminal activity took place not a single individual was made to face justices especially after to leave my own position not only that we did not make a dollar out of that money that was made by the US authorities.


The third case, is the case of a Nigerian politician stealing from his own people and like I said often taken the money out.

James Ibori was in the UK he got convicted twice for stealing in the 90’s.

He found himself back in Nigeria he was elected and became the Governor of Delta State, one of the richest oil producing state.

He was a governor for eight years, we started investigating him just like other politicians. We and also the UK authorities were also investigating him.

We found out that James took at least half of the money that the state earned within the period that he was the governor and that state must have earned over a billion dollars. While I was investigating him of course as usual like all of them. James approach me with 15 million dollars in cash to stop his own investigation. I called my own people because it was a massive bag two people will not be able to take it. We took the money and lodge into Central Bank of Nigeria. I arrested him after that, I charge him to court.


I presented the money as evidence before the court of law just then James Ibori friend became President of Nigeria


WATCH FULL VIDEO PLUS DETAILS:

https://www.sojworldnews.com/special-edition-ribadu-narrates-how-he-risks-his-life-as-efcc-boss-how-he-jailed-ex-igp-ibori-nwude/




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Obasanjo government fought corruption
harder than any government so far.

Buhari and his band of hypocrites came
with the mantra of fighting corruption,
but he appointed the biggest rogues he
could find. Rogues like the Attorney general
and Minister of justice, Malami, whose
main duty was to defend the most corrupt
officials after taking his share of whatever
loot was involved.

Buhari appointed another rogue Magu as
EFCC boss who got disgraced and later
replaced him with another incompetent
crook, Bawa.

Under Buhari, corruption almost finished
us and all these issues of fuel hike and
food scarcity is part of the fallouts of
Buhari's corrupt, incompetence❗️❗️❗️😐😐


At the end of his tenure, this same Ribadus
started sharing the seized property from
corrupt people to his family and friends, but
he left his record of achievement, unlike
Buhari tenure that didn't jail a single APC or
Muslim politicians even with hard evidence of
high level corruption. People like Ganduje,
Akpabio, Yari, Sure Lamido Accountant General etc😐

But they jailed Christian politicians like
Jolly Nyame, Dariye, Kalu etc.

Can you imagine that no high profile
Muslim politician has ever been jailed❗️❗️❗️❗️