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I no sure say thunder no go still fire you for delaying update |
Are these the Northern Securities FFK was crying about? |
PStacks:I saw this, loved it so I shared it. Mr WHO-ARE-YOU Agba ofifo..Empty barrel ------------------------------------------------ On a recent visit to Lagos, Nigeria, one of my spiritual sons invited me to speak to his congregants. I was thrilled, as I had not seen him for well over fifteen years, while he trained under me as a young minister. On my arrival, I was pleasantly surprised to see he had the ushers lay a red carpet and line up on both sides for the ‘guest minister.’ from Ireland. What an honor, I thought. Then I discovered there were two entrances into the hall. The main door was for the special guest. The smaller door was for ‘other members’. As they alighted from their cars they were directed by the ushers towards the smaller door, and so was I! They could not recognize me, as I came wearing a pair of jeans, a simple cotton shirt and sporting a beard. We were hurried to our seats, per adventure the ‘special guest’ arrived simultaneously. After all, they would not want us to be in the way, would they? So, I obeyed the instruction of the ushers to sit somewhere near the back of the auditorium. No complaints for me, as I despise been fussed over anyway. After the church service had started, the worried pastor left his seat, wondering why his ‘special guest’ was so late. I watched him from the corner of my eye, make his way outside the hall, three ushers and two ministers in tow. As he passed, people were kneeling and doing obeisance. Some were old enough to mother him. He barely acknowledged them. How could he anyway, wedged between his handlers! ‘Have you seen the invited speaker arrive?,’ he asked the head usher. Alas, he was told ‘We have not seen the man of God, sir.’ On his way back in, looking flustered, I tried to walk up to him but was halted by the usher beside my row.’ “Please wait for ‘papa’ to pass though, sir” he said irritably. ‘Papa’? He is only in his early forties!’ I almost screamed. Not one to be hindered, I cleared my throat and beckoned to 'Papa' from my humble back row seat. ‘Bro, I am here,’ I said. He almost fainted. And so did the usher. Who dared to call Papa an ordinary ‘bro’? ‘Ah sir, when did you come sir?,’ Papa gasped, nudging the usher out of the way. ‘Didn’t the ushers outside see you? And why are you sitting there?’ “I tried to come up to you at the front,” I protested, ‘but your bodyguards, sorry ushers, blocked my path. They told me the front seats are reserved and led me to the back seats. So I sat in the midst of God’s children.’ ‘Sir, I am so sorry. Please let’s go to my office,’ he said. ‘Why,’ I asked.” The service already started.” As he led me to the front, I could sense the congregation looking at me suspiciously. I was like a fish out of water among the front sitters. Who is this not so important person taking an important seat? Why is he not wearing a suit? Where is his tie? How come he has a beard? Where is his protocol team? As I often refuse to be introduced until after the sermon, the church greeted me with caution, wondering what kind of ‘man of God’ is this, wearing jeans on a Sunday morning? But then when the Word of God came, many left with tears of conviction in their hearts, including the Papa. I visited the same church last year and he had taken my counsel. Papa had died and Bro had taken his place. Long gone were the protocol team. His seat was now same as everyone else and he has learnt the lesson of humility. Does this paint a picture of a Pentecostal church you know? If not watch out, there is one coming near you. The outward show is one of the most disheartening things about Pentecostal Christians. I mean, it won’t really be Pentecostal if there was no hype, would it? Why are the pastor and his wife’s chairs different (nay, more comfortable) than the congregants? Are their own bottoms made of eggshells? Why do you allow your mothers and fathers age-mates to call you daddy? Because the church gave you a title? Hmmm. . . Why do the pastor and ministers have special parking spaces? Surely if they arrive early enough, they could park anywhere? Oh, one more thing, why do you treat your Pastor like Bono? He stays in the office during Sunday School and announcements, pretending to be praying. He has the whole week to pray, surely? But when everyone has ended praising God, he makes a superstar entrance to preach, his iPad carried by hefty bouncers. Excerpts from 'FREED TO GREED-How Pentecostals moved the goalposts. * Pastor, deacon, choir leader, worker and so on and so forth..Lord Jesus, if church title will send me to hell, take it from me today. *Aaah, after all this fasting, preaching,convention,sunday school etc etc Lord don't let it be zero for me in eternity. Amen *May you not watch over the souls of others while the enemy has control of yours. Amen *The Lord will deliver you from the congregation of the rejected. Amen *** Demas was almost making it to the Kingdom and he missed it, God will hide you from fake Christianity in Jesus' name |
Anyone believing all the trash FFK is spewing nowadays need to be admitted to with Chibok girls rehabilitation center |
DamiBukola:Now I've seen your frustration. Good day |
DamiBukola:Bros, was it Amaechi that killed several APC members aswell? Just a question oo |
And Wike is only concern about Benue people while his own house is on fire |
Sit down here dey talk rubbish while reasonable people are making money on farm land. If you study Agriculture in University and you dont want to do ur NYSC in Farm, then you are a fool. Some people don dey miss Sunday services now all because of farm, while you are here talking rubish. I prefer to have my own mechnise farm than my current job, cos I'm sure I will make more money than what I'm making now. I only need capital |
This man is a Shameless man. After telling his gullible that FG has done nothing for the east |
The Deputy Senate President, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, has commended the Federal Government for its efforts at building critical road infrastructure to boost agriculture and economic diversification in the country. Ekweremadu stated this at the weekend when he inspected the ongoing construction of the 27-kilometre Nenwe-Nomeh-Mburumbu-Nara Road, with a spur to Oduma. Ekweremadu said lack of access roads to evacuate agricultural products had remained a huge setback for agriculture in the rural communities across the country, thereby leading to wastage, while also making farming appears an unprofitable ventures to many. He said: “It is well known that the beneficiary communities of this road project are food baskets. They are especially good at rice production and palm produce. They also are also very good at groundnuts, palm cassava, fruits, and so many others. They are capable of hosting value-adding companies to farm products. “Unfortunately, there has been no access road to evacuate their farm produce or encourage value-adding firms to set up around the communities to boost agriculture and help diversify the economy and create employment. Lack of access road has resulted in wastage and economic loses. “So, we approached the Federal Government with a request to construct this vital road and we have been on it for some years now. Today, we are happy that the Federal Government has made good its promise to construct the road to boost agriculture and economic diversification agenda. “We are also happy that a capable and credible construction company is handing the project. We believe it will be concluded within the scheduled timeframe to open up these food baskets to the rest of the nation and investors”. Ekweremadu urged the project communities to continue to cooperate with the construction company to make the work easier. In his remark, the Controller of Works for Enugu State, in the Federal Ministry of Power, Works, and Housing, Engr. Oluropo Oyetade, represented by the Resident Engineer, Engr. Clement Ogbuagu, said the Federal Government was committed to extending democracy dividends to every part of the country. He assured the communities that government would deliver a durable road through the contractor. He promised close and strict supervision of the project to ensure full compliance with every project detail stipulated by the Ministry. Also speaking, the General Manager of Arab Contractors, the firm handling the project, Engr. Mohammed El-Eldaros, promised to deliver the project on schedule and in line with the high standard stipulated by the government in the contract. The Chairman, House of Representatives Committee on Works, who also represents part of the project communities, Hon. Toby Okechukwu (Aninri/Awgu/Oji River Federal Constituency) noted that the Nenwe-Nomeh-Mburumbu-Nara road project was only one of the ongoing Federal Government Road projects in the State. Also, representatives of the project communities at the National Assembly, Senator Gilbert Nnaji (Enugu East Senatorial District) and Hon. Chukwuemeka Ujam (Nkanu East/Nkanu West Federal Constituency) extolled the Federal Government and Senator Ekweremadu for the road project. http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/28/ekweremadu-hails-fg-enugu-27km-road-project/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook |
ACHILLES45:What usefulness do you have been alive? |
Shey na night club bridge? |
wristbangle:Imagine that useless Omokri talking as if he was never at the corridor of power |
Ballmer:Please answer this question Who is marginalizing south east people between PDP that spent 16yrs in government with active Igbo people or APC that have spent 2yrs in government in which South East (Igbos) refused to embrace? Where was Reno Omokri for 5years when his Hero was President and Igbo Adopted Son? Where was his senses to request for a airport for the south East Remembered we have recent two past Aviation ministers from South East Stella Oduah and the other man, why are they not bothered about having international airport? So it is when Buhari won Presidency that their dead brain wike up to know what they want? SHAME on all the Igbos that are dying for PDP for the past 16years and do not know their priority. SHAME on all the Past Aviation Minister from South East SHAME on Reno Omokri for working with Igbo adopted son for 5yeras and can't give them international airport |
No wonder Fayose no cooperate..... Anyways its not his duty, He can only assist if He wish to |
This is definately due to the ongoing Lagos-Ibadan expressway construction. The pains will only last for a while, Abule Egba and Ajah people also faced similar challenges when the construction of fly over was ongoing, But now they are enjoying it No Pain, No Gain!!! |
A word is enough for the wise |
coolcatty:Guy, locate the nearest Lagoon nearest to you. I don't deal with your type. |
slyfoxxjoe:Please remind me what we have gain from the previous summit? Will Nigeria stop to be existing if no one represent us in the said summit? |
These Children don't look like those who lack food. Just tell us that you were told to do Sara..... Simple |
lol While Ekiti people will queue for cup of rice weldonsir!!! |
Na this kind thing dey make Oba Akinolu vex lol |
Where are Jonathan's Cooking Gass stoves? |
This Reno mumu is really getting to his Brain. Is it Buhari that gave Wheelbarrow? NO Buhari gave us Npower with 30k per month to 200,000 youth While Jonathan gave them SureP with 10k per month to less than 50,000 youth. He should come and do the Math for us. |
Alariwo2:He never constructed a 1km road in south south for 5yrs as president but was happy to commission project executed by a governor of 2yrs |
Alariwo2:Wike is now packaging him to commission project for him. |
The only ex President that never beg to be relevant.
Hate him at your own problem |
Augustusbest:Dem no born am well make him put Dollars for that 30b wey him dey shout... Na Naira him get not Dollars |
larrymoore:Them help thousands of Nigerian and African if not millions. People working under Dangote are more than Federal Government workers in Nigeria. |
sammydirectly:Bro, I was told that the child that is doing wrong thing and refused to yield to an advise, Such Child will soon Perish. |
Molesting How? Are they raping them? |
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