₦airaland Forum

ednut1:
A religion where it’s possible for anyone to wake up and say God called him to be a pastor without training is surely a joke and a scam.

tydi:
Why is she an European base then when we Nigeria base was able to buy common chicken for 29 k today and we didn't lament or disturb the social space

Landowner101:
That's so professional of him, not like his supporters that wants to swallow me here in the viewing center because I told them messi is the goat.

purejustice36:
I highly support you on this with my full preek

Virgins should have a higher bride price that these hookups mfkers

Virgins 2m bride price list
Hookup mfkers 30k

So make person know say even if the hookup mfkers cheat, I no go too reason am , I go know say na 30k I take run her matters

And only virgin wives should be allowed to take part in their husband’s inheritance too

Lights up my kpoli in peace

shortIGBOman:
IGBO People no go gree. As I propose to my IGBO Babe Amaka, the list they gave me was over 4 million. I just tell them say I dey come. Na so I run and never look back.

Amaka father still dey call me say, make I come. The man wan finish me kpatakpata. Me wey wise, I no gree go back. I just dey Fvck Amaka for free now.

See Amaka picture below. Is She worth 4 million?

Benrosaria:
No United state system of Comedy Central will be so dumb to let this urchins laugh to the public like this. Trust me crime can’t be celebrated and that’s why there is a judge to put your ass in jail.


So who judges the judge?

AbuAeesha:
the white man's laws is so imperfect,but they make the world see it as flawless.
imagine someone who hacked into ur life saving (loans inclusive ) is handed 11yrs jail term,after then he becomes a free man

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
Not all heroes wear cape, some wear singlets too.

Cheers man, you're what I called hero and not what I'm being forced to read in historical books or see in the media.

Centurion101:
I write this story to encourage people to always help if they are in a position to do so, especially is the situation is dire. What goes around comes around and you might just find yourself in a situation where you Will need help from strangers and hope they help you too.

Days ago I was in my neighborhood in South West running some errands at around 9pm on Sunday when I found myself in a very busy road packed to the brim end to end with cars stuck in a hold up trying to beat the jam to get to Thier respective destinations.

I turned the ignition off since I've already spent like 20minutes without moving an inch, a few seconds later I heard a loud bang it was a speeding bike who wanted to use it's small size to it's advantage to beat the traffic, upon close inspection I realized the bike has Just hit a guy with full force and ran away.

Consequently people came out to check on the guy that was hit,he was unconscious bleeding from the back of his head and face, unfortunately the bike's force banged him right into a very big cement structure that would probably weigh a couple of tons.

Nigerians being Nigerians started praying and speaking in tongues instead of administering aid to the guy, nobody was willing to touch him,there were just shouting and saying he is probably dead and they don't want police to charge them with his death.

At this point I tried to control the crowd to disperse and at least give this guy room to breathe and get some fresh air hoping that might resuscitate him,but there were like 50people gathering there and there is only so much a single person can do.

So realizing no one was willing to help this guy I fought my way through them ruggedly to get to the guy I realized he has a broken leg and arm and he was bleeding heavily but he has a pulse and he is not dead,
I don't know what I was thinking or what power came over me but the fact that he is alive made a difference to me and I said to myself I will take him to the hospital even if I have to carry him on my back and trek there.
I asked a man to help me Carry him, he asked do I know the victim and I answered yes,he is my junior brother.

so they helped me lift him up and I carried him on my back and began to speed, now the next thing was how to get transportation,we are in a hold up and no car is moving, by this point the crowds has dispersed and left me alone to tend to my PROBLEM.

I locked my car , sat the guy close to the side of the road ,I tried to find something that could apply pressure to reduce the bleeding,then it dawned on me that a cloth will do just fine,so I removed my shirt and tied it around his leg where he was bleeding the most.

Like I said earlier the task at hand was how to get transportation to the closest hospital, I began flagging down bikes but none of them stopped out of fear until I literarily ran in front of one forcing him to stop and told him to take me to the next hospital,I was about to start begging him to not let this guy die because of fear when this guy got down from his bike offering to help lift him so we can take him to the hospital,I don't know if it's God that sent him or it was just pure luck but he helped and we put the victim in the middle and started our journey to the hospital.

On the way I checked the guy's pulse and breathing like every second, telling him he's going to live one way or the other because my work will not be in vain. As God will have it he opened his eyes but he was still incoherent and totally out of it ,but at least now his eyes is opened and he is not laying down like a dead man,that kind of gave me an atom of hope.

Moments later we arrived at a private hospital and they were just about to close, apparently they had some issues with the workers that were supposed to cover a night shift, infact there was only one doctor on call and a few nurses around so it was all hands on deck, the victim was stretched in and as per private hospital wahala they demanded card and treatment fee up front, I even begged them to at least priorities the guy's life first but they said no money no treatment,so I paid for card, admission fee and treatment, it was 33,000 naira

After payment the doctor came in with the nurses and started working Thier magic, giving him some injections , cleaning his wounds,they even plugged him up with something that aided his breathing (I don't know what the thing is called).

After a couple of hours around 11:30pm the doctors came out and told me he was stable,that he had some internal bleedings that has Been stopped and he is responding fine to the treatment,they said I can go and see him if I wanted.

I went into the ward and checked up on him,he was heavily medicated and he couldn't really say anything that makes sense,he was just fixated on my face, strolling in and out of consciousness.

I slept in the hospital and the following morning around 8am he was awake and fine ,so I went to see him and when he saw me,he just started crying uncontrollably saying THANK YOU like a hundred times without stopping, this kind of made me a bit emotional because I've not really seen a lot of grown men cry.
He gave me his phone and I contacted his family members and told them what Happened, his mother almost passed out on the call, some minutes later they all rushed into the hospital. I peeked at them through the glass window when they went to his ward,the relief and joy in Thier faces is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in my life.

I left my number with the nurses there and told them to give to the guy when he is discharged and I made my way down to fetch my car, hoping and praying fervently that the car is still there and that was it.

That 33k was the best thing I've paid for in all my life and what happened just gave me joy and relief anytime I think about it.

The guy and his parents calls me like a billion times a day,they even offered to pay me back but I refused, collecting the money back is not worth the joy I got from doing what I did.

Aareakinwunmi:
Only foolish men still get married

Artiiclebeast:
Thank God for this one encouraging testament for once at least. Not the usual e no easy abroad blablabla

If you have the means and opportunity to jakpa and better your condition legally, I'd advise you to do so oh..

Do not, and I repeat, do not put your hopes Obidienting, Athiefkulating, or Batifying...

None of these guys can handle or change Nigeria from the many ills currently eating it up.

By the time anyone of them does his first 1 year as the President you guys will begin to understand what's up and a nickname will soon be coined for that President as usual.

The battle and sickness plaguing Nigeria aren't what one President will just come on and solve in 8 years.

Okay, I'll concede that Peter Obi is perfect for the job in an ideal situation/country, and holds more promise than the other 2 major kleptos. Is Nigeria an ideal country as it is right now?

How about the same Obi acknowledging Atiku as his boss, mentor, and elder brother. I hope you guys know what this means in the Nigerian context. It means an unfettered access to the economy by the same Atiku you don't want to have by declaring yourselves Obidient.

Peter Obi hasn't done anything wrong to admit and acknowledge Atiku as a boss, friend, mentor, or elder brother, but that is one very dicey and double-edged thing with mingling with rogues in the Nigerian political space. The moment you get yourself muddled up with them it becomes difficult for you to come out and remain clean.

This is why some of Nigeria's best brains will rather protect the good name and image that they had built up for themselves over the years than get caught up in the messy demonic system called Nigerian politics.

englishmart:
That's how Stanbic Ibtc debited me #5000 without payment. I waited patiently for few hours for an auto-reversal which didn't happen. I called their helpline which they promised the issue was going to be resolved in five working days. After seven working days, nothing happened. I had to call them again, and they promised in two days' time it would be resolved. I gave them five days. After five days and nothing happened, I went straight to their Area-11 branch, before I got there, I took 2 black bullets and one Ji masun. At that point, nothing mattered anymore, morale was wotoporous. I was like "I need my 5k now or I die. I was unleasing the Tinubu in me (President or I die) with a huge touch of Mc Oluomo. They thought I was bluffing until I took a laptop from their dest and was about leaving when about 5 untrained security men tried to stop me. I told them, "una type wey full 5 trailers no fit do shi-shi, infact una no go see draw"

I made the place hot despite the fully air-conditioned ambience. While I was vociferating and clamouring, someone asked how much it was, which I told him. He counted 7k and asked me to go home and sin no more.
Sometimes, little touch of madness can perform magic

Gracia12:
Thanks man. I have two abandoned threads but may start a diary to details all my experience in there. Will definitely tag you once I start it.

samwash:
Some Hypocrites Nigrians !!
And una wan be first class citizens for the aboard una dey Japa dey go.
I have said it before, if Africa has the developmental opportunities the European, Americans Asian & the middle East have as at today, they will shut their doors to the white man, their treatment to the white skin will be more than what the white did in the slave trade era.

Babaalajo:
I don't have much oo but I will send my daughter's teacher something today because of this post, it's not easy to teach abeg...

Ashirioluwa:
30k job after college degree is nothing but a shame to our society. Just tell me how a man can survive or have a better life with 30k?

How can one HELP his/her parents who paid through all means so that one can complete this education?

smile11s:
I just wired you 10k. Enjoy! And stay safe

buygala:
Men don show this one shege

Better calm down... See as your role model Aunty Rita has been shining teeth because of wedding at the young age of 46 ....after doing boss lady for almost 50 years, she joyfully collected and digested plenty prickly akamu from a "rapist" and has been shining teeth ever since


After all said and done, na still one of us "rapists" go still marry you keep like mattress for house and save you from the shame of spinsterhood and annual wailings at Shiloh ...

diplomat058:
This is highly unpopular and illogical in the light of contemporary realities. You need to understand that Christianity is NOT a religion, and Jesus never imposed any burden, save for just TWO COMMANDMENTS - Love the Lord your God with all your heart (you can't love God and continually commit sin or abandon Kingdom work); Love your neighbor as yourself (Takes care of domestic abuse, etal). We are "gods" in our own rights as Men and even the bible attests to that ("I told you that Ye are gods".) So God almighty allows us great liberty and independence of decision making as long as these do not go against his will and commandments for us.

Jesus never condemned slavery, not because he liked it but out of respect for humans and the institutions they had created then. But then if you look deeper, surely, you can't "love your neighbor as yourself" and still enslave him because you wouldn't like to be enslaved too.

I repeat, God gives us independence to make our decisions as humans. If we quit an abusive marriage, so be it as long as such marriage is a violation of the LOVE rule that Jesus himself instituted as "preceding over all other things."

Uprightness100:
Irrespective of how the world changes, The WORD of GOD will not Change because of a Changing World.

Being a Christian, Gospel musician, Pastor, Prayer machine, Bishop or whatever does not Exempt you from Disater if you go outside GOD'S will or GOD'S plan. Once you choose your own way, it does not Matter who you are, you will face the Consequences.

These are the Facts of Marriage from the Word of GOD.

GOD'S Standard of marriage is One man one wife.

GOD Hates Divorce. If you happen to come to a point where you say your spouse has done this or that and you cannot Forgive or you are going, you must understand that remarrying Under anyguise is fornication and Adultery.

Only Death Permits one to remarry. Any other remarry is Immorality, Fornication and Adultery.

GOD is the Institutor of Marriage. Conciously involve GOD in your Choice of Partner. If you are Honest with GOD, HE will Direct u. GOD speaks! GOD leads! GOD directs.
If your don't hear GOD, better not to marry.

Drone95:
For better for worse,Till death do us part religion nonsense.

thinkmoney:
Na this agberoism be the no. 1 thing wey dey make me fear Tinubu presidency

Oshodipikin:
Sanwo olu is an ass hole. In the whole of this NURTW saga, I have watched with utter dismay that whatever MC Oluomo dictated in the morning, is what the dindinrin of a Governor will echo through his Town Cryer in the evening.


It's amazing that people's reactions to Yemi Osinbajo declaration were that of anger and vituperations. Sanwo Olu was in VP residency yester night b4 he declared. He was also with Tinubu today when he met with APC Governors. Does a house boy that sanwo olu is has that kinda of guts to go hobnob with his master opponent in the upcoming APC primary?

While I abhor Tinubu's kind of politics, that guy should be studied in citadel of learning. He is a political chess master, if na lie ask OBJ.

2 THINGS ARE INVOLVED IN OSINBAJO DECLARATION


FIRST
Tinubu is working assiduously for Osinbajo. He won't step down prior to the primary. He will contest and lose and accept the result of the primary in good faith because the party has spoken. He is in the race now to preserve Osinbajo chance because of the jackals and cabal who would have tear him (Osinbajo) limb to limb at the primary.

The delegates he is paying knows who to vote for.

SECOND
The RCCG + other undiscerning Christians votes is worth more than the N40m APC form to Tinubu. In fact it's worth $10m. If he has any ambition at all. Osinbajo will step down on the eve of the primary and most of those who have signed up as delegates (especially northern delegates) to vote for him thumb the ballots for Jagaban. Either way, he is still in charge.

You may not like that Ojuyobo of a man but he's undisputed black belt holder in this game. Where are his mates in 1999 today?

ogododo:
Sanwoolu just wan use him hands destroy Lasigidi, with all dese childish decisions. Why u go appoint MC, anyways I come I peace.

Parachoko:
The Lagos State Government should have been neutral by not appointing MC Oluomo as the chairman of the new Union.

nenyewrites:
If you read wide, you won't be typing like a lay man. Bye!

Sultty:
find true happiness from anything that will give u that
Always get busy
Don't stay alone
Stay positive

nenyewrites:
Pray everyday, especially in the midnight. Ask God to help you. It works.

Samuelskido:
o2 Arena wey wizkid sell before 1hr,some pple beg celeb to buy ticket...shaai

troublemakea:
Same way slim Joe felt when he thought his name in every Nigerian mouth means he's made for life and after 10, 15years died cuz he couldn't even afford the penny needed to treat himself

Money, money money that's what y'all think is needed most in life, reason why most of y'all don't even get to have the money las las

Kingpin1000:
We go dey alive to see as this your statement go be after 20 years.
I no dey pray bad for am o. But when many artistes leave the limelight, they become broke and beggars.
The list is so long and clear for everyone to see.
You no get investment, you dey ball. Yahoo no go last forever for you to cut corners.
Even if you get money to invest, you even sabi the business weybyou want invest on.
No be to make money, get sense add am. Na only mumu dey talk say school na scam.