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This thread reminds me of hopefullandlord

A baba okija that can't use moniker to reveal real name, is that one bàbà?

A "teleporter" that could disappear in the night but can't teleport himself from Imo to Lagos, is that one a real teleporter?

A teleporter that uses OKADA to transport himself, is that a teleporter?

krattoss:
have you ever seen any such videos online before

I don't know his reasons but its just part of the rules..

I see no reason why that guy of yours would prohibit the use of CAMERAS.

WHY
WHY
WHY

krattoss:
damn..Lagos is too far

Imo state - Lagos. ...

Hahahahahaha

Kratos, you're funny ooo...

IF it's too far, why not tell that guy of yours to teleport himself from Imo to Lagos?

Àbí his Juju no potent reach that level?

johnydon22:
OH GOD!!!

Hahaha

They Yaff finally frustrated you abi

Anyways, you're really trying

sonofluc1fer:
Been a while.

Missed the[b]unique stupidity[/b] you bring to threads.

Jesus


You're wicked

This thread funny like kilode

Juju ooooo

Juju making Kratos and some of my atheist friends go gaga

LoL

AnonyNymous:
Lol, I don't worship any god bro. What I call god is simply life.

Lol, I understand you too well.

AnonyNymous:
I never mentioned interfering with his free will. I meant using your free will and ability to gather Intel and report to the Nigerian army so his menace will be ended in a day by the army, thanks to the info you provided. It's kind of clear you have no interest in answering questions, especially those with practical applications. But that's ok. If astral travel really is real and I my consciousness need to experience it to learn more then when I'm mature enough I will.

You gat the point @emboldened

AnonyNymous:
I was one too tbh. . .its just the things I've read and experienced that brought me to panentheism.

you guys do remind me of a même

"when you're confused between 4000gods and don't know which to serve. You start worshipping COW"

Think I will be be upgrading as well oooo

Many are mad, few are roaming the street

Isaiah 45:7

Love koor, iranu

onyenze123:
AnonyNymous

The internet is a world wide web. Do your own research.

By the way, I am a panentheist. Nice to meet you

Last I checked, you were a deist.

AnonyNymous:
I understand that you want us all to try the 'challenge' and come to you with our results. But you have to understand something- we can't just accept every single challenge thrown at us. Its bad enough that religions like Christianity watsed our time and resources on fasting, prayers, and tithes. For how long will we keep trying every single thing? Remember the religion that told their members to commit mass suicide? It was something like this too- reassuring them that they'd experience something after killing themselves.

Before we try something out, it has to pass tests of scrutiny. You're the one bringing this forward- you should be ready to address the concerns of everyone asking, both genuine and not. For the sake of readers who'd read it and pass by. Even in religions like Christianity, their gods supposedly cleared the doubt of all doubters by live demonstration of miracles. Both the genuine seekers and the ones who came to make fun were answered.

I as a panentheist believe that human consciousness transcends our physical bodies, yes. But I'm still seeking for the truth. As at now I have no desire to forcefully make myself experience what I'm not ready for. If astral travel is real, my consciousness will mature to the level it needs to and I'll experience it. I'm not in a rush.

And if astral travel really is as you describe, why not simply address their questions? I'd pass by but I'm curious to hear your answers.

- Can people in their physical bodies notice your presence?

- Can you physical affect things in that room?

- It sounds like a superb ability. If I had that ability I would use it for things like Seun asked: you could find the exact location of Shekau and hunt him down. End boko haram in a matter of days. It seems like a great responsibility to be able to be anywhere, anytime. Why haven't you used such to make this country a better place? You could use it to steal Intel from the US military engineers. We wouldn't need to beg them to sell us arms. You could stop Kim Jong Un. There's so much you could do with it and it sounds like you're wasting it on needless trips to Mars.


To you it may sound like mockery but in all honesty we just need our doubts cleared. Its just like those people that advertise sure fixed matches on Nairaland. The first thing people will ask them is why they gave t staked all their money and become so rich themselves. . .why they need to sell fixed matches when they could make 100 times the amount they're selling it for.

Its human nature to be curious, man. Shunning everyone that cones at you with questions will just make you cone off as arrogant and instead of enlightening people you'd have produced more doubters.

You gat my tasks to Billy. You summarised everything

Oloruntobi4382:
@sukkot, analice107 is not a good christian. Otematum can testify to this. if you say something that contradict her fucccking religion, she will insult you and still use christ to cover up. In my previous account now deactivated (Teensway) and this present account she always find joy in derailing my threads. She even planned to rape my dead grandparents just for miracle.
Analice107 is arrogant and a shameless prostitute who finds joy in destroying others joy and preach one dead jew with the husband snatcher "Ishil.ove" backing her up. I blame the mods for this, my post might get deleted and my account banned but that doesn't change the fact that the mods are the ones empowering these sluts. Mtcheeew.

Teensway? Aka tuzzlie?

Billyonaire:
Your ego is so powerful, you refuse to sit your ass down on a chair and practise Astral Projection, because you are incapable ? It means you come here not because you are sincere, because you want to use any means necessary to abuse the priviledge I have given you to conjure that I am lying and make nonsense of this thread ? Look at you buddy, you are weak. Sit on the goddamn recyling chair and tap out of the physical carcass and see the world yourself.

I am sorry for sounding this way, but the time for baby-seating you all is over. Start working real hard to know what this life is, you did not just appear hear from our mother to sit down and eat foo foo and drink beer and have sex and swift off at old age. Know the purpose of life by defeating that fear to experience life beyond the beyond and know where you will be when you DIE.

I am here to tell you that. So, do what I say or do not ask me for proof, cos you are not qualified to request that from me. I can afford to stay complacent like you all, but I took risk to find out so I can share. I will soon take down this username and move on, cos I have done what I was told to do. I am just passing a message. Americans listen better. Nigerians where I come from do not listen to me.

Case Closed.

after reading the 1st line, I stopped and ignored ya sermon

Thanks anyways

Lalasticlala, how market. Help us push this thread to the promise land naw

DeSepiero:
I appreciate your response, though you didn't answer some of my questions categorically.

Can I fall a flower vase from a table in a room that I projected to?
The person I visit won't know that I'm there unless he/she too can astral project?

I noticed that too

Billyonaire:
I am a very busy person and although I decide to spend time with you guys here, cos I am addicted sort of, to internet, it does not mean that I can not give you an assignment which is not your capability for your own good. And you still come here to doubt me instead of trying it outself yourselves. All you ever look for in life becomes possible when you have no fear. Astral project is the single most dangerous seeming action for you guys, but each time you sleep, you have projected, but this time without awareness. Activate your Kundalini and get your Merkaba working and you can be in many fucking places at the same fucking time.

Do not give me an assignment cos I just opened your eyes on how to start living and stop hoping for Heaven or Hell or Nothing. Those are mental creation generated by a low density egotistic natural human carcass.

Practise what I told you and get your doubts cleared.

Case Closed.

Exactly the problem.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

You've been busy communicating with ETs, telling us about everything on NL.
NOW, I NEED YOU TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME A HUMAN, you're saying I shld it myself

Hmm

Billy, if Astral projection is real and authentic like you said/claim since you communicate with higher beings (ETs) than humans, can I give you a very "SIMPLE" task?

Martinez19:
**** this really happened to me ****

6) CHRISTIAN: If Satan doesn't exist then who tempted
Jesus.
Me: WTF

Come and be going

So true

hopefulLandlord:
Christian: come to Jesus, he will do anything you ask in his name by faith

Me: but you're very poor and struggling to make ends meet, why don't you just pray to god to help you succeed?

Christian: Well, faith without works is dead

Me: all these works you've been doing is not work enough?

Christian: you don't understand, you need the holy spirit to understand

Me:

You have killed me oooo


Lmao

NothingDoMe:
Her boobs be like say e fall.

E don fall jàre, no be say e b like

Wetin come concern us

I don't know how I predicted REALMADRID winning JUVENTUS, therefore it's God

Some people sha

Argumentum ad-logicam

"Ovaries" don't fertilise semen

Instead spermatozoan fertilise ovum

Narisa01:
There is no difference between Satan and Lucifer and that name shouldn't be given to any child cuz the name a child is being called matters a lot, it can affect him or her negatively or positively. There other names that means Light-bearer, please I advise you don't name your child Lucifer. Thanks

Chaiiiii


What is this now.? Ehhh?

Interesting

A comment on this page gat me cracking...

Hahahahaha

We're indeed adults

rekinomtla:
Do you believe in his nonsense or are you just playing games here?

Hahahahahaha,,, dont be disappointed

segunojo866:
if you see the imaginary Mr God tell him to suck my dick dry. The atheist voice

Lol

sukkot:
let me humiliate the reta-rd some more bro lol. these types of niggas need to be humbled. i want to break his spirit. this is an exercise in breaking a niggas spirit. take notes

But sarassin didn't create this thread for such purpose naw.



Atleast, biko