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Jokes Etc / Funny See Video Nigerian Comedian Sent To Aisha Buhari by adesanya2014: 1:23pm On Nov 06, 2016

Celebrities / Re: Sanyeri’s 42nd Birthday Party In Ilorin Kwara State by adesanya2014: 9:14am On Oct 17, 2016
The way I love this guy , I know even understand .
Jokes Etc / A Nairalander Drops Is New Comedy Audio by adesanya2014: 6:47pm On Oct 13, 2016
Click to download my new comedy audio : https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Career / Re: How Other Staffs In The Office See It Admins by adesanya2014: 5:36pm On Oct 12, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
So the essence of this thread is for everyone to know you have a job abi? I hope you will come here to tell us when they fire u due to recession. Who ur IT epp
Oga ur level of foolishness is full. I will donate a bucket for u .

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Education / What Is The Difference Between Post Utme And Uni Screening Test by adesanya2014: 8:01am On Oct 09, 2016
Please people I heard that prospective students a meant to write an University screening test before gaining admission . The pay for the form and sit for the exam . So what is the difference btw the screening and Post Utme .
Education / Re: The Cancellation Of Post Utme, A Blessing To Our Educational System. by adesanya2014: 7:56am On Oct 09, 2016
Mallam just want his presence to be felt in the whole country . And I feel he has achieved that . Please Mallam now that you that you a celeb . Cud u pls return the post utme format ?
Literature / This Church Members No Well ... by adesanya2014: 3:34pm On Oct 03, 2016
Our formal pastors wife , you remember that pastor
that served our church for 6 and half years . she stole
15 thousand naira church offering . why should we
shout, afterall its God's money she ran away with . I
only blame church members who use a man who
stole 2 kobo as burnt offering . You know that kind of burnt offering that is done with tyres .

When she saw the remain of the burnt offering she shouted. " There is .... O "
She cried at our stupidity . Indeed there is ... Whose money she is holding .

This write up those not represent the view of the editor in chief talkrubbish newspaper
Jokes Etc / Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by adesanya2014: 9:05pm On Oct 02, 2016
I will just pull the trigger . R.I .P will be her case
Jokes Etc / Akpororo Again by adesanya2014: 2:50pm On Oct 02, 2016
Teacher to Akpororo

Teacher are you stupid ?
Akpororo yes ma but you are my mentor
Spice up your day with this comedy audio https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Events / Re: Husband Of Bride Who Took Photo With A Mannequin Was Actually Present At Wedding by adesanya2014: 11:34pm On Sep 28, 2016
The way any thing take the turn to news for this country , I tire o
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Flaunts N75Million Wrist Watch by adesanya2014: 6:59pm On Sep 27, 2016
Who born monkey to wear watch of 75M ? even Dangote will not be that stupid . Abi na 75 thousand naira .

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Education / Re: UNILAG Promised Us Medicine But Gave Us Botany - Candidates by adesanya2014: 10:57am On Sep 27, 2016
I hate injustice , pls let them get back the money . Or be given admission into their preferred course . Many times we have entered a bus going to a particular destination just for the Driver to announce that he will not take the entire passengers to the agreed place . He will look for another bus , plead with the affected passengers to enter the bus to their destination . He parts with some of the money to the driver of the other bus . Case closed . So Unlag can pay some of the money estorted into the account of another Federal Uni so the prospective students will be transferred there (so) they will have peace of mind . After all this is Nigeria where any thing is possible .

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Celebrities / Nigerian Upcoming Comedian Proposes To Linda Ikeji .. by adesanya2014: 9:34pm On Sep 23, 2016
Just few days after her birthday it seems the multi-millionaire blogger has got herself an admirer who is also willing to take har to the alter . The guy happens to be an unknown comedian . But well
Aunty linda what do you have to say ?

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Upcoming Comedian Proposes To Linda Ikeji by adesanya2014: 10:40pm On Sep 22, 2016
Divinehand abeg tell am ooooo . Na only him go waka come .
Celebrities / Nigerian Upcoming Comedian Proposes To Linda Ikeji by adesanya2014: 10:28pm On Sep 22, 2016
Just saw this online and decide to share . To me this looks like a direct proposal put indirectly . So anty linda what do you have to say ?

Jokes Etc / Re: Five Things You Probably Didn't Know About Lalasticlala by adesanya2014: 5:38pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nice 1 . Lover of comedy should download my comedy audio .https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Jokes Etc / For Lovers Of Comedy , Here Is A New One From A Nairalander by adesanya2014: 5:31pm On Sep 20, 2016
Click to download this comedy audio its 25 min https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Crime / Re: Guy Beaten For Stealing A Phone In Warri (graphic Photos) by adesanya2014: 7:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
I hate jungle justice . If patent Jonathan stole 4.5 trillion . More than a budget of some African country for a whole year . Who deserve to be beaten ?

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Jokes Etc / We Are Here Again , Laugh Out Loud by adesanya2014: 6:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
Just came back from work and I saw my younger sister lying down on a couch in the sitting rum . I didn't care to check what she was doing , I walked down to my room . 15 mins later I just decided to check my messages on facebook . I just saw an update from my sister saying. 'Having fun in Abuja ' chineke ! I quickly ran to check the sitting room to know if she was still there . She was scared to see my badge into her . To the glory of God she was still there . Click to : Download my comedy audio @ https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Shares Photos From Her Wedding, Sends Thankful Message by adesanya2014: 12:34pm On Sep 09, 2016
Yemi Alade and Simi in serious beef , watch video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu5yqdOXcno&itct=CAkQpDAYBiITCKLJsr2Xgs8CFQ9lfgodQM0O4TIGcmVsbWZ1SOmfnY3O3pf0vwE%3D&hl=en-GB&gl=NG&client=mv-google
Celebrities / A Nairalander's View Over Postponement Of Davido Album by adesanya2014: 11:53am On Sep 09, 2016
OBO star, Davido took to his Snapchat yesterday to
vent his frustration at getting his latest music
project, Son of Mercy double EP, pushed back by his
new record label, RCA Records and Sony Music after
them deemed the project incomplete.
The EP has been taken back to the studio according
to the offical news page of the Ekuro singer, as an
opportunity to better amplify the songs presented
itself.
Davido apologized to fans on his Snapchat early
yesterday morning after his label gave him the Ill
fated news. The distraught singer, told fans that it
wasn't his fault and that he had given it his best,
begging all his true fans that have been waiting for
him to drop a single in 2016, while stating that the
news ruined his week.

(A Nairalander's Opinion )

Oga be yourself , be Nigerian . where was this so called sony when we embraced your albums back to back . Now they are telling you that your work is not up to their standard . And when they structure it to their standard it will loose Nigeria vibe . Thereby making it unacceptable by we Nigerian . And we will shift our focus to other serious artiste . But make sure you win grammy with it .
Celebrities / Re: Sony Music Postponed Davido Music Project, Son Of Mercy EP [PICS] by adesanya2014: 11:33am On Sep 09, 2016
Oga be yourself , be Nigerian . where was this so called sony when we embraced your albums back to back . Now they are telling you that your work is not up to their standard . And when they structure it to their standard it will loose Nigeria vibe . Thereby making it unacceptable by we Nigerian . And we will shift our focus to other serious artiste . But make sure you win grammy with it .
Politics / How Has This Change Changed You ? by adesanya2014: 11:13am On Sep 09, 2016
How did this change changed you ? A friend of mine said that he has stopped giving people money because of this change . Well for me I have lost interest in news . Weather radio , Tv or newspaper I am no longer interested . I will rather facebook , and chat than read Nigerian news . So tell me how it has changed you ?
Jokes Etc / When Aba Boys Go Into Programming by adesanya2014: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lolz

Career / Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by adesanya2014: 2:12pm On Sep 01, 2016
Nice one .
Celebrities / Re: Ogunleye Idris "Bobrisky" Was Arrested In 2011 For Dressing As A Lady by adesanya2014: 1:51pm On Sep 01, 2016
He who has no sin let him be the first to throw the stone . How can a stupid person bring a forgotten crime since 2011 . Spoon u .
Celebrities / Yemi Alade And Simi In Serious Beef ( Video ) by adesanya2014: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016
I don't know what to make out of this video , but its simply hilarious ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu5yqdOXcno&itct=CBAQpDAYBiITCLCO6a_47c4CFdCKFgodXj0PQFIKbWMgd2FrYSBnbw%3D%3D&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en-GB
Romance / Mother-in-laws My Sister Said This Nonsense & I Replied by adesanya2014: 8:46am On Aug 30, 2016
Some years back my sister said this unreasonable statement and I quote ' I wish that any man that I marry the mother most have been late , I don't want disturbance in my home ' . And I gave her this reply . You are not the only girl who wish to get married into a late mother inlaw's home . Just get ready to bury your mom when am about getting married . She was like ' what kind of stupid statement is that ' and I was like . If you want a guy's mother to die before you marry his son . Then get ready for your mother to ..... When ur bro wants to marry . Simply arithmetic .

Well thank God she is married now with two kids and her mother inlaw is alive , giving her zero stress . They even beg the woman to visit .

Lesson : stop seeing your inlaw to be as a potential threat , because not all mother-in laws are wicked . And remember that soon you too will become another girl's mother-in-law

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Jokes Etc / Wow! Its Over 700 And Still Counting .... by adesanya2014: 3:24pm On Aug 26, 2016
I have every cause to celebrate . My comedy audio
hits over 700 download . Thank you lord . it Hot
: https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/
id/107568
Many thanks to nairaland....

Phones / Re: Lekki Residents To Get Free Wi-fi by adesanya2014: 11:22am On Aug 26, 2016
This is 100 percent true . I went to Abeano supermarket when I saw the advert ( ya , they place a small advert saying that there is a free wifi here, the advert is all over in that area ) . so I quickly on my wifi . The signal was very strong , up to 90 percent , but my people I could not use to browse . It was not working . I was very disappointed .
Well I guess they most have ran out of data that day .
Jokes Etc / Wow ! Its Over 700 And Still Counting by adesanya2014: 10:41pm On Aug 25, 2016
I have every cause to celebrate . My comedy audio hits over 700 download . Thank you lord . it Hot
: https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568

Many thanks to nairaland

Celebrities / Re: HELP!! Artiste Want To Commit Suicide. by adesanya2014: 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
You are a fool

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