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unrivaled stu-pidity...insanity of the highest degrees |
dnt tell me that soulless ugly brute is still breathing? |
bong4: So now everything is done only in abuja. Well i hope the glaucoma restricts itself in FCT.must u show the world how inhumane u are? |
pls can addiction to laptops and PDAs lead to glaucoma? *panicking* |
phemiteb1: yam de very expensive now ooo, you should be glad you have oneone? U meant 2 say Two? |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]those legs are hot! [/quote]yeah u ar ryt..HOT YAMS ![]() |
Davidson267: u can't even write gud english,wat do me mean my 'toast'?well maybe u dnt knw d linguistic meaning of toastcheck ur write-up..@linguist ![]() |
lafta don kill me die finish=LDKMDF ![]() |
geezyk: What about "WE" wey no fit watch youtube nah?? Make una give us link to download am nah...oya stop crying i don help u put am 4 dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/s/gkr56mi1420ihiz/Lion%20hugs%20Lady%20and%20kissed%20by%20the%20goodness%20and%20tenderness.flv |
Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]all d money wey u don dey use watch ur trophyless club(arsenal),if u gather all d money 2geda and u enroll 4 evening classes,ur lyf no go b lyk diz....mumu[/size] ![]() |
Haryor54: It will nt b well with all man u fans in dis nairaland, u pple think u kno ow 2 insult, asshole of u all, blues for lyfnow thats my idea of a true chelsea fan...thumbs up bro ![]() |
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[quote author=4kmukinhttp://www.nairaland.com/smileys/grin.gifa]w-w-wdotagberodotyoruba@nurtwdotkill[/quote] ![]() |
a leader of hoodlums beaten up by hoodlums.. |
pics pls |
While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son. FATHER: You're eating like a small pig. SON: OK daddy. FATHER: Do you know what a small pig is? SON: Yes of course, son of a big pig. Good afternoon pals. |
plendil: ^^ what different would a scan have done?an early scan would have made a hell lot of differences..the baby would have been discarded(or whatever the medical term is called) at least the mum wuld ve 4gotin all about the baby 4 long, instead of going thru the agony of childbirth all to find out that the baby is |
brownlord: Wrong move by Mr president, this animals dont need western education, he could have donate that money to the elders council to buy more amunition and materials to make more bombs, useless abokisY now? ![]() |
saintvc: a woman who wil catch me cheating on her without doing any thingMADT..that got me opening my teetth ![]() |
[quote author=~Bluetooth]For the sake of this child and to limit his pain in a useless country like Nigeria where the ruling elites care more about themselves and lack of child welfare fund to cater for his welbeing,I with grate sadness propose that this baby should be eutanized. |
OLOYEDEOREOLUWA: Too much make up for her age. All I can see isthe make upwhile all i can c is nothing |
Encephaloceles occur rarely, at a rate of one per 5,000 live births worldwide.are u kidding me? 1 out of 5,000 births? and you labeled this RARE?this is too-f ucking-much ![]() |
scobaba: See lips.....na die. ![]() |
sorry...wat am i supposed to be looking at? |
scampy: Hi, can som1 pls tel me where i can download novels of Sheldon, Forsyth, Ludlum and som other bestsellers to my Java fone. Thnx.goto phoneky.com and m.wattpad.com |
deviduff: Please we will be very grateful. So long u can take toto dike and mercy johnson. I don't even know nuella and d other one. As for denrele,we can forgo d cigarettes if u forgo d HIV test ![]() |
[quote author=Deadly-poison]E be like say them swear for this guy ooo, hw e go dress like lunatic dey travel abroad? One leg of sanders dey inside e bag and the other one dey e leg. hmmmm na waoooo. Guy make u talk truth so that them go pardon u for court oooo. This your story no enter light at all...[/quote]ENGLIS... pair means 2..ok? |
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do thesethings? AKPOS: Because the government hates competition! |
dont really undrstand the outfit...but i luv ha anyway.. |
stpat1: This is why people are very reluctant to have anything to do with the police. Now they are holding the Marshal for bringing the phone to and just as they said will remain in custody except he produces the guy that picked the phone from the scene of the murder.is there anything like CRIME SCENE in nigeria? |
Akpors complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?' akpors : 'I was watching TV news |
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