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CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Who Insured Their Body Parts For Millions by adexsimply(m): 4:17pm On Mar 12, 2013
unrivaled stu-pidity...insanity of the highest degrees
CrimeRe: Man Caught Selling Human Part In Osun by adexsimply(m): 3:47pm On Mar 12, 2013
dnt tell me that soulless ugly brute is still breathing? sad sad sad sad
HealthRe: Glaucoma Will Cause Blindness In 11.2m People By 2020 – Optometrist by adexsimply(m): 3:37pm On Mar 12, 2013
bong4: So now everything is done only in abuja. Well i hope the glaucoma restricts itself in FCT.
must u show the world how inhumane u are?
HealthRe: Glaucoma Will Cause Blindness In 11.2m People By 2020 – Optometrist by adexsimply(m): 3:32pm On Mar 12, 2013
pls can addiction to laptops and PDAs lead to glaucoma? cry cry cry





*panicking*
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by adexsimply(m): 8:09pm On Mar 11, 2013
phemiteb1: yam de very expensive now ooo, you should be glad you have one grin grin
one? U meant 2 say Two?
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by adexsimply(m):
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]those legs are hot! grin[/quote]yeah u ar ryt..HOT YAMS cheesy
RomanceRe: I Was Rejected For Being A Chelsea Fan by adexsimply(m): 7:31pm On Mar 11, 2013
Davidson267: u can't even write gud english,wat do me mean my 'toast'?well maybe u dnt knw d linguistic meaning of toast
check ur write-up..@linguist grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by adexsimply(m): 7:27pm On Mar 11, 2013
lafta don kill me die finish=LDKMDF grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Hugs Woman That Rescued Him 6 Years Earlier by adexsimply(m): 7:15pm On Mar 11, 2013
geezyk: What about "WE" wey no fit watch youtube nah?? Make una give us link to download am nah...
oya stop crying i don help u put am 4 dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/s/gkr56mi1420ihiz/Lion%20hugs%20Lady%20and%20kissed%20by%20the%20goodness%20and%20tenderness.flv
RomanceRe: I Was Rejected For Being A Chelsea Fan by adexsimply(m): 7:04pm On Mar 11, 2013
Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]all d money wey u don dey use watch ur trophyless club(arsenal),if u gather all d money 2geda and u enroll 4 evening classes,ur lyf no go b lyk diz....mumu[/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Was Rejected For Being A Chelsea Fan by adexsimply(m): 7:03pm On Mar 11, 2013
Haryor54: It will nt b well with all man u fans in dis nairaland, u pple think u kno ow 2 insult, asshole of u all, blues for lyf
now thats my idea of a true chelsea fan...thumbs up bro grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Was Rejected For Being A Chelsea Fan by adexsimply(m): 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ondo NURTW Deputy-Chairman Beaten-up By Hoodlums by adexsimply(m): 4:54pm On Mar 11, 2013
[quote author=4kmukinhttp://www.nairaland.com/smileys/grin.gifa]w-w-wdotagberodotyoruba@nurtwdotkill[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ondo NURTW Deputy-Chairman Beaten-up By Hoodlums by adexsimply(m): 4:32pm On Mar 11, 2013
a leader of hoodlums beaten up by hoodlums..
PoliticsRe: Lagos Re-opens Ladipo Market by adexsimply(m): 4:02pm On Mar 11, 2013
pics pls
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 3:44pm On Mar 11, 2013

While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.

FATHER: You're eating like a small pig.
SON: OK daddy.
FATHER: Do you know what a small pig is?
SON: Yes of course, son of a big pig.
Good afternoon pals.
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by adexsimply(m): 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2013
plendil: ^^ what different would a scan have done?

the damage was done as early as the 3rd or 4hth week of gestation when the neural tube is supposed to have closed.
an early scan would have made a hell lot of differences..the baby would have been discarded(or whatever the medical term is called) at least the mum wuld ve 4gotin all about the baby 4 long, instead of going thru the agony of childbirth all to find out that the baby is useless(i,m sorry for this)
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Donates N200M To Yobe University. by adexsimply(m): 2:45pm On Mar 08, 2013
brownlord: Wrong move by Mr president, this animals dont need western education, he could have donate that money to the elders council to buy more amunition and materials to make more bombs, useless abokis
Y now? undecided
RomanceRe: 12 Things Men Want In A Woman by adexsimply(m): 2:24pm On Mar 07, 2013
saintvc: a woman who wil catch me cheating on her without doing any thing
MADT..that got me opening my teetth grin grin grin
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by adexsimply(m): 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]For the sake of this child and to limit his pain in a useless country like Nigeria where the ruling elites care more about themselves and lack of child welfare fund to cater for his welbeing,I with grate sadness propose that this baby should be eutanized. cry cry cry[/quote]unfortunately,i think i have 2 agree with u..to avoid unnecessary suffering, EUTHANASIA shuld be considered
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Sade Adu's Daughter, Ila by adexsimply(m): 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2013
OLOYEDEOREOLUWA: Too much make up for her age. All I can see isthe make up
while all i can c is nothing
HealthRe: Baby Born With Encephalocele In Katsina by adexsimply(m): 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2013
Encephaloceles occur rarely, at a rate of one per 5,000 live births worldwide.
are u kidding me? 1 out of 5,000 births? and you labeled this RARE?this is too-f ucking-much angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Sade Adu's Daughter, Ila by adexsimply(m): 4:59pm On Mar 06, 2013
scobaba: See lips.....na die.
undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Sade Adu's Daughter, Ila by adexsimply(m): 4:58pm On Mar 06, 2013
sorry...wat am i supposed to be looking at?
LiteratureRe: What's Your Favorite Novel Of All Time? by adexsimply(m): 3:30pm On Mar 06, 2013
scampy: Hi, can som1 pls tel me where i can download novels of Sheldon, Forsyth, Ludlum and som other bestsellers to my Java fone. Thnx.
goto phoneky.com and m.wattpad.com
FashionRe: Tonto Dikeh's Outfit At The Premiere Of “My Life My Damage" by adexsimply(m): 3:27pm On Mar 06, 2013
deviduff: Please we will be very grateful. So long u can take toto dike and mercy johnson. I don't even know nuella and d other one. As for denrele,we can forgo d cigarettes if u forgo d HIV test
grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Arrested With Cocaine In Sandals And Bag by adexsimply(m): 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=Deadly-poison]E be like say them swear for this guy ooo, hw e go dress like lunatic dey travel abroad? One leg
of sanders dey inside e bag and the other one dey e leg. hmmmm na waoooo. Guy make u talk truth so that them go pardon u for court oooo. This your story no enter light at all...[/quote]ENGLIS... pair means 2..ok?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 1:13pm On Mar 06, 2013
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do thesethings?
AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
FashionRe: Tonto Dikeh's Outfit At The Premiere Of “My Life My Damage" by adexsimply(m): 6:33pm On Mar 05, 2013
dont really undrstand the outfit...but i luv ha anyway.. kiss kiss
CrimeRe: Damoche's Murder: Police Recovers His Phone by adexsimply(m): 5:59pm On Mar 05, 2013
stpat1: This is why people are very reluctant to have anything to do with the police. Now they are holding the Marshal for bringing the phone to and just as they said will remain in custody except he produces the guy that picked the phone from the scene of the murder.

Though I blame d guy for touching anything at a crime scene.
is there anything like CRIME SCENE in nigeria?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 5:13pm On Mar 05, 2013
Akpors complained to the police:
'Sir, all
items are missing, except the TV
in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did
not take
TV?'
akpors : 'I was watching TV
news

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