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Akpos asked his dad to buy him a toy gun cos his neigbour's son ochuko has one. That same day, akpos and his dad went to the toy shop and bought two toy gun. One for his son and himself and they drove home. Just when they where about taking their lunch, armed robbers broke in with cutlasses and daggers. Akpos pointed his toy gun towards them, asked his dad to point his, the armed robbers started shivery begging, akpos then said daddy dont move yet oh, am going inside to get water so that we can put it in our gun. Dad fainted. |
just saw this somewhere jane was called by an unknown number. UNKNOWN:hi,do you have a boyfriend JANE:yes UNKNOWN:so you have a boyfriend .its your dad.i'm coming so u tel me when u grew horns! Next, five minuite later, another unknown caller. UNKNOWN:Hi, do u have a boyfrnd? JANE:no UNKNOWN:i see u dont love me i'm ur boyfriend. JANE:oh sweet heart, i love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad. UNKNOWN:It's still ur dad, jus wanted to confirm u realy have one.wait for me! I'm on my way... |
[quote author=Dr. Wise]What's the recent scores on the warring cults please? Last time I read 8-3 to Buccaneers. Please let them increase to 50-50.[/quote]dem dey fyt ni? make i go kari my ****** and my ******* and go join them nw... |
[quote author=Onim's]Awon eleyi ti ya were,walahi...God!!!U're too patient,no b say I holy pass o...but somethings no just s'pose go without instant judgement...kilode gan......[/quote]KINTUS NI... ![]() |
Pray: Intelligence officers should be brought into the case. They should scrutinise and track all calls that was made to his phone and, hopefully that would help.you don read too much novel... ![]() |
![]() El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Xynerise was a journalist. ![]() El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Xynerise was a journalist. |
funmemezy: Y is her voic alws too mixed? Her musics are alws too similar? Besdids d muzic no get meanin,no moral lesson.wat about kukere and shake ur b um b um? they ve got moral lessons..ryt? |
moved...go ahead boy, the sky is a limit to ur inventions *wipes tears* |
Bash Me: Bur on a more serz note, urs is gone. if u can say dat her first single is better than d newest, then it is a problem. a problem emanating 4rm ur sense of hearing. Ehn, pele. jes heed 2 ma advice...Okare omo dadaLOL ![]() *Jeje shee Jeje* *werewere kia mosa* *its POKO baby* |
tellwisdom: [size=16pt]Why y'all beefing this babe??Abeg help me tell them o... |
zumarock8: she is off key...waste of time..just press. SHIFT + delete |
nice improvement..but her voice is kind of tiny..anyway..i love her |
El Guapo: John: I'm Hungarythats almighty kul *gets up and starts clapping !!!* |
Hallie27: in islam, seeking knowledge is obligatory on every muslim male or female, so whether it is in a western or eastern school, provided it is knowledge, you have to seek and find it. You really dont know much,do you? Well,tis the reason why most xtians' mode of thinking is myopic. You limit yourselves when it comes to all round knowledge,the best you know is abuse and criticize.the guy just said he is not a christian |
Hallie27: thats what you dont understand. The Hijab is an Islamic wear, not an Arabian wear...prove it ma'am |
CAMEROONPRIDE: AS I'M WRITING , I'M SURE YOU ARE WEARING A PANTY OR A G-STRING .HOW ABOUT THE LIGHTENING CREAM YOU JUST BOUGHT? SMH ..LAST TIME I CHECKED CHRISTIANS NEVER CALLED SUITS AND TIES CHRISTIAN-CHRISTIANITY ATTIRE HECK THEY EVEN GO TO CHURCH WITH THEIR TRADITIONAL ATTIRE.i dont waste compliments, but i ve to admit that u ar one of the reasonable few on this thread |
kingblosky: Chai; who go one abduct this one put for house now ?. E go be like say person carry JUJU come keep for house . Poor boy !!!!. Nairalanders help abduct this boy and give him a home .abduct? s'cuse me.. ![]() |
[quote author=ola_pluto][/b] Yes and Yes. Ideally that is how a sensible society should live. Women police officers in Nigeria who decide to wear Ijab should and would be allowed to wear them. Again, Muslim women police officers in UK wear ijab! fact[/quote][b]back it with videos or images |
abdulkayus: hey, if u hate Islam dat so much, go hug BH boss. U need to start thinkin straight. Despite d education many of u still claim to get, is still doesnt reflect in ur life. I xpect some1 who claim to be educative to be sensible is discussin issue, bt nay, many of u hav been program to hate a certain religion. Sorry for uu are really EDUCATED bro... |
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Itsjanny: he wud av tightened it back. Loose ba? ![]() |
berem: na wa o! debrief, did i do anything wrong posting this thread on nairaland? Am not a journalist and am not planning to be one either. I saw something i should post on nairaland and i decided to share. Btw, i just passed that scene and asked someone about the child and i was told he was taken to a police station.just ignore their comments.. |
[quote author=Okija_juju]I thought Boko Haram said western Education was bad: They should go to Almajiri schools where Hijab is allowed jor!! ![]() As a Native doctor we have a dresscode, but I never carried my staff of office or cowry beads to schools. Religion is not grounds for disobidience. Their is a separation between Religion and state. If you want to wear your religous paraphenelia to school, then go to a religous school. This kind of thing should not be encouraged in public schools. [size=15pt]This is also why I have been against Christian Prayers during assemblies[/size] and office meetings. We Nigerians are very badly behaved, both Christians & Muslims alike.[/quote]dont forget..most of those schools were built by christian missionaries |
soe:Y nw? i just wasted more than 2 minutes..God c u o ![]() |
UNIFORM(adj):Always the same; showing a single form or character in all occurrences.. so..why tring to be different, hun? |
LDKMDF=Lafta Don Kill Me Die Finish ![]() |
samguy007:That part touched me... |
Uziehot: Make [size=14pt]una[/size] burn [size=14pt]una [/size] self. I beg [size=14pt] una [/size],make [size=14pt] una [/size]no near us ooo.Abi o..@UNA-MANIA ![]() |
Samabu07: Nigerian Government should stick to the rules of engagement.engagement who are they getting married to?? |
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....IS D'BANJ ANY BETTER THAN HER??

