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Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 5:09pm On Mar 05, 2013
Akpos asked his dad to
buy him a toy gun cos his
neigbour's son ochuko
has one. That same
day, akpos and his dad
went to the toy shop
and bought two toy
gun. One for his son and
himself and they drove
home. Just when they
where about taking
their lunch, armed
robbers broke in with
cutlasses and daggers.
Akpos pointed his toy
gun towards them,
asked his dad to point
his, the armed robbers
started shivery begging,
akpos then said daddy
dont move yet oh, am
going inside to get
water so that we can
put it in our gun.
Dad fainted.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 4:57pm On Mar 05, 2013

just saw this somewhere

jane was called by an unknown number.
UNKNOWN:hi,do you have a boyfriend
JANE:yes
UNKNOWN:so you have a boyfriend .its
your dad.i'm coming so u tel me when u
grew horns!
Next, five minuite later,
another unknown caller.
UNKNOWN:Hi, do u have a boyfrnd?
JANE:no
UNKNOWN:i see u dont love me i'm ur
boyfriend.
JANE:oh sweet heart, i love you. I thought
it was my stupid Dad.
UNKNOWN:It's still ur dad, jus wanted to
confirm u realy have one.wait for me! I'm
on my way...
CrimeRe: Damoche's Murder: Police Recovers His Phone by adexsimply(m): 4:51pm On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Dr. Wise]What's the recent scores on the warring cults please? Last time I read 8-3 to Buccaneers. Please let them increase to 50-50.[/quote]dem dey fyt ni? make i go kari my ****** and my ******* and go join them nw...
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 4:15pm On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Onim's]Awon eleyi ti ya were,walahi...God!!!U're too patient,no b say I holy pass o...but somethings no just s'pose go without instant judgement...kilode gan......[/quote]KINTUS NI... grin
CrimeRe: Damoche's Murder: Police Recovers His Phone by adexsimply(m): 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2013
Pray: Intelligence officers should be brought into the case. They should scrutinise and track all calls that was made to his phone and, hopefully that would help.
you don read too much novel... grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 1:44pm On Mar 05, 2013
grin grin
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Xynerise was a journalist.

He saw few people crowding around a dead figure. So he wanted to be the first to give breaking news of the tragic event.

However, he could not get through as the crowd didn't move. Then he thought of a plan. He shouted at the top of his voice: "LET ME THROUGH, HE'S MY FATHER."

The crowd split and he went tru. When he got to the Scene, he saw a "Dead Antelope"! grin
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El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Xynerise was a journalist.

He saw few people crowding around a dead figure. So he wanted to be the first to give breaking news of the tragic event.

However, he could not get through as the crowd didn't move. Then he thought of a plan. He shouted at the top of his voice: "LET ME THROUGH, HE'S MY FATHER."

The crowd split and he went tru. When he got to the Scene, he saw a "Dead Antelope"! grin
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Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by adexsimply(m): 6:28pm On Mar 03, 2013
funmemezy: Y is her voic alws too mixed? Her musics are alws too similar? Besdids d muzic no get meanin,no moral lesson.
wat about kukere and shake ur b um b um? they ve got moral lessons..ryt?
Science/TechnologyRe: Teenager Uses Lights To Protect Livestock From Lions by adexsimply(m): 4:36pm On Mar 01, 2013
moved...go ahead boy, the sky is a limit to ur inventions



*wipes tears*
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by adexsimply(m): 3:06pm On Mar 01, 2013
Bash Me: Bur on a more serz note, urs is gone. if u can say dat her first single is better than d newest, then it is a problem. a problem emanating 4rm ur sense of hearing. Ehn, pele. jes heed 2 ma advice...Okare omo dada
LOL grin grin




*Jeje shee Jeje*
*werewere kia mosa*
*its POKO baby*
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by adexsimply(m): 2:56pm On Mar 01, 2013
tellwisdom: [size=16pt]Why y'all beefing this babe?? sad....IS D'BANJ ANY BETTER THAN HER?? angry huh[/size]
Abeg help me tell them o...
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by adexsimply(m): 2:34pm On Mar 01, 2013
zumarock8: she is off key...
cant belive i downloaded this

"goto music folder, right click.scroll down and select delete''
went further to recycle bin. EMPTY RECYCLEBIN.
waste of time..just press. SHIFT + delete
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by adexsimply(m): 2:11pm On Mar 01, 2013
nice improvement..but her voice is kind of tiny..anyway..i love her
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesmania by adexsimply(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2013
El Guapo: John: I'm Hungary

Mama John: why don't you Czech the fridge.

John: ok i'm Russian to the kitchen.

Mama John: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.

John: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!

Mama John: There is Norway you can eat that.

John: I know, I guess i'll just have a can of Chile

Mama John: Denmark ur name on the can.

John: Kenya do it for me?

Mama John: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.

John: Thanks, i'm so tired, Iran for an hour today

Mama John: it Tokyo long enough.

John: Yeah Israelly hard sometimes!

Who Doesn't Love Creativity! cheesy
thats almighty kul


*gets up and starts clapping !!!*
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 5:57pm On Feb 28, 2013
Hallie27: in islam, seeking knowledge is obligatory on every muslim male or female, so whether it is in a western or eastern school, provided it is knowledge, you have to seek and find it. You really dont know much,do you? Well,tis the reason why most xtians' mode of thinking is myopic. You limit yourselves when it comes to all round knowledge,the best you know is abuse and criticize.
the guy just said he is not a christian
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 5:48pm On Feb 28, 2013
Hallie27: thats what you dont understand. The Hijab is an Islamic wear, not an Arabian wear...prove it ma'am

So why do you have to mix both together? We wear it to obey God's injuction, not to copy a particular nation. So, you talking about muslims being slaves to arabian culture is off the grid, it applies more to you and your people, you copy the west because you just cant help being enslaved by them.you mean WE?

I dont know if you see the difference now, between what we do and wear, and what you do and wear. It isnt a means to condemn any form of clothing, but you should understand the difference between religious obligation and voluntary choices. Btw, you've got very minute sense of modesty in your way of speaking, now you'll tell me you are a 'christian'.hmmm...smh
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: AS I'M WRITING , I'M SURE YOU ARE WEARING A PANTY OR A G-STRING .HOW ABOUT THE LIGHTENING CREAM YOU JUST BOUGHT? SMH ..LAST TIME I CHECKED CHRISTIANS NEVER CALLED SUITS AND TIES CHRISTIAN-CHRISTIANITY ATTIRE HECK THEY EVEN GO TO CHURCH WITH THEIR TRADITIONAL ATTIRE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN WESTERN SCHOOLS? HYPOCRITES
i dont waste compliments, but i ve to admit that u ar one of the reasonable few on this thread
FamilyRe: An Abandoned Child At Iyana Ipaja. by adexsimply(m): 4:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
kingblosky: Chai; who go one abduct this one put for house now ?. E go be like say person carry JUJU come keep for house . Poor boy !!!!. Nairalanders help abduct this boy and give him a home .
abduct? s'cuse me.. huh
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 4:35pm On Feb 28, 2013
[quote author=ola_pluto][/b]

Yes and Yes. Ideally that is how a sensible society should live. Women police officers in Nigeria who decide to wear Ijab should and would be allowed to wear them. Again, Muslim women police officers in UK wear ijab! fact[/quote][b]back it with videos or images
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 4:26pm On Feb 28, 2013
abdulkayus: hey, if u hate Islam dat so much, go hug BH boss. U need to start thinkin straight. Despite d education many of u still claim to get, is still doesnt reflect in ur life. I xpect some1 who claim to be educative to be sensible is discussin issue, bt nay, many of u hav been program to hate a certain religion. Sorry for u
u are really EDUCATED bro...
FashionRe: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by adexsimply(m): 4:21pm On Feb 28, 2013
angry

FashionRe: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by adexsimply(m): 4:16pm On Feb 28, 2013
FERGIE

FashionRe: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by adexsimply(m): 4:09pm On Feb 28, 2013
Itsjanny: he wud av tightened it back. Loose ba?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: An Abandoned Child At Iyana Ipaja. by adexsimply(m): 4:03pm On Feb 28, 2013
berem: na wa o! debrief, did i do anything wrong posting this thread on nairaland? Am not a journalist and am not planning to be one either. I saw something i should post on nairaland and i decided to share. Btw, i just passed that scene and asked someone about the child and i was told he was taken to a police station.
just ignore their comments..
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]I thought Boko Haram said western Education was bad: They should go to Almajiri schools where Hijab is allowed jor!! angry

As a Native doctor we have a dresscode, but I never carried my staff of office or cowry beads to schools.

Religion is not grounds for disobidience. Their is a separation between Religion and state. If you want to wear your religous paraphenelia to school, then go to a religous school.

This kind of thing should not be encouraged in public schools. [size=15pt]This is also why I have been against Christian Prayers during assemblies[/size] and office meetings.

We Nigerians are very badly behaved, both Christians & Muslims alike.
[/quote]dont forget..most of those schools were built by christian missionaries
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Teaches Two-legged Pig To Walk by adexsimply(m): 3:42pm On Feb 28, 2013
soe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJHQSAGF89k check this out
Y nw? i just wasted more than 2 minutes..God c u o sad sad
IslamRe: Muslim Students Protest Discrimination Against Hijab In Lagos by adexsimply(m): 3:31pm On Feb 28, 2013
UNIFORM(adj):Always the same; showing a single form or character in all occurrences..
so..why tring to be different, hun?
FashionRe: Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by adexsimply(m): 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2013
LDKMDF=Lafta Don Kill Me Die Finish grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Teaches Two-legged Pig To Walk by adexsimply(m): 2:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
samguy007:
'She proved to us that no matter what form life is it should continue to live on,' he said. 'I won't sell her no matter how much the offer is.'
That part touched me...
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Ex-militants Riot in Bayelsa by adexsimply(m): 2:50pm On Feb 28, 2013
Uziehot: Make [size=14pt]una[/size] burn [size=14pt]una [/size] self. I beg [size=14pt] una [/size],make [size=14pt] una [/size]no near us ooo.
Abi o..@UNA-MANIA grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Ex-militants Riot in Bayelsa by adexsimply(m): 2:25pm On Feb 28, 2013
Samabu07: Nigerian Government should stick to the rules of engagement.
engagementhuhwho are they getting married to??

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