the list as just been release on jamb web site...gud luck!!!

ShehuAba: There was a Boy ‘n a Girl,
They were best friends for years ‘n years,
They could Talk for hours on the Phone ‘n text each other for days,
When They were Together;
Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds,
everything was Great, But One Day;
The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day,
The Girl was worried that something was Wrong..
at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying,
‘n It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..?
The next Morning;
She woke Up from a Phone call.., Itwas the Boy..
Boy : Hey..,
Girl : Im so glad that you Called Me,What happened to you yesterday??
Boy : I was Busy
[ The GIRL Understood that;
Something was Wrong but could not Ask]
[silence]
Boy : You know..; We should Stop talking..!
Girl: What??.., But Why ??
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!
[He Disconnected the call, 'n She Felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her face]
Everything else Flashed in Her Mind,
Tears :’(
Cars running by Her..
Roof of some building..’n Sunset..
She couldn’t understand anything..
She started Feeling Lonely, Dejected, ‘n broken..:’(
That was the answer to everything! His words were pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..! “Why..??”
She Screamed at the Top of her Voice;
Then She made up Her Mind to make a last Try to get Him Back..!
[She called Him Up]
Girl: hi…
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know one thing before we stopped talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!
She tried but may be he doesn't really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first Place...
Tears were slowly running Worst
She left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
Phone Rang in the Boy’s Room,
It was the Girl’s Mum,
The girl was lying in the hospital, Got hit by a Car, :’(
The Boy rushed to the Hospital where She was.
She Opened Her Eyes with the Boy’s name..,
He took her Hand..
Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..! But;
I promise when U get better I’ll make It up to You..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don’t say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why didyou do it?
Boy told her that He had a Heart problem ‘n
he did not want her to be worried;
‘n there was a risk that he could have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I…..I…..I Love you..?
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..?
‘n After That her heart Stopped Beating…:O
She Died..! :’(
The Boy died 10 mins later from a Heart Attack..:’(
He could not live with the thoughtthat;
She died Because of Him.. :’(
-Moral:
If You Love Someone…;
Then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings…
because Love is The Reason to Live..!
Love is Beautiful..? !
though am not a love doctor...i jst read this piece and i thought i shld pass it to you all that are in love.....

u jst rogue my world, but too hard and risk. u kwn?

REGISTRATION PROCEDURE
GENERAL
STEP 1: PAYMENT PROCEDURE

• Log in to your profile (Portal page ) on the Student Portal
• Click “current e-transact” option available on your Portal page and a page that will allow you retrieve your current card number (i.e. as a replacement for the number on the e-transact card collected from your faculty) will be displayed.

Please note that the card number on the e-transact card collected from your faculty is just a dummy and should be replaced with the new one displayed.
• To display the new card number, enter your Matric number/Jamb Registration number
(from freshers only) and click on “get details”
• Write/print the displayed card number securely as a replacement for the one collected from your Faculty e.g. Card number on e-transact collected from the Faculty; 502192******264899 will be replaced by 0123456789101136 (either 16 or more digits)

• To enable you pay on line, use the card number and the LAST FOUR DIGITS of the card number, which is now your pin number e.g. 0000 1111 2222 (3333) – pin number

• In case you have paid your school charges using the old card, go back to the immediate step above, and use the last 4 digits as your number for on-line payment.

This implies that you would jettison the old pin number.

STEP 2: REGISTRATION PROCEDURE FOR FRESH CANDIDATES (THE NEWLY ADMITTED)

Initial Login Details
(a) Once you have accepted your admission, log in by clicking on Unilorin Portal on the Home page under Quick Links using your JAMB Registration Number as user name and Surname as password.

(b) Fill the template for Bio-data displayed carefully. You will be required to change your initial Password from your Surname to a new one which should be confidential. In case you forget your password, the password recovery is available online after payment of necessary charges(see the Home page of the Portal for details). Please be mindful of the spellings and arrangements of your names, as this would be used throughout your stay in the University.

(c) You are however not allowed to change your name on the Portal as this must tally with that on your credentials. Your passport picture which should be scanned should be against a red background which would show your face clearly (132 by 18 Pixel). Please note that your signature which will also be scanned should be on a white background and legible.

(d) Once candidates have been cleared they are expected to visit their faculty with the following documents:
(i.e. WAEC, etc. State or Origin where applicable, UTME results, Admission Clearance),

• Collect your courses to be registered for from your Level Advisers.


STEP 3: COURSE REGISTRATION
After the completion of Step 2, click on CONTINUE to proceed with your course registration or if you logout, return to the Portal using your customized details chosen in 3b above.
a. New Students should visit their Faculties, to pick their e-Transact
Payment card details, which should be used to make on line payment on
the University portal. The e-transact card will be used as stated in Step 1.

b. Select your courses as listed and print the payment advice (see details on step 5).

c. If you are offered a course other than the one you applied for, you will be required to pay the sum of N5,000.00 for the change of course. To do this, load your card with N5,000.00 higher than your school charges. You will thereafter generate 2 receipts as follow:-
* Receipt for school charges, and
* The change of Course receipt-which will be printed through the general
Platform.
d. After completing your payment online. Attach the payment receipt to your printed completed Course Registration Forms, in five copies for the signature of your Level Adviser and the Faculty Officer. The Faculty Officer will return a copy to you, and then distribute others as listed on the forms.

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR REGISTRATION IS NOT COMPLETE EVEN AFTER SUBMISSION ONLINE UNTIL YOUR FORMS ARE ENDORSED BY YOUR LEVEL ADVISER AND FACULTY OFFICER WITHIN THE REGISTRATION PERIOD.
STEP 4: PAYMENTS & GENERATION OF CARD DETAILS
a. To pay all necessary charges (University based, Faculty and Department, Associations), levies, etc, click the link to access payment information.

b. Customized details of all charges known as payment advice will be displayed which you will be required to print out.

c. Load your e-payment card at any of the approved Commercial Banks (click here to see list of authorized banks where you can load money to your Payment Card. This should be to the tune of payment advice printed out in 4 (b) above and other bank charges.

d. Candidates are advised in their own interest to beware of fraudsters in the handling of their e-payment card

http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/portal/instructions2.php
http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/portal/register.php?cat=fresher

I cound'nt av make all these trash mistakes of "lackadaisical" or "institute" if i av gone through my written b4 i posted it. Really, my H.O.D will flog me 4 this. Bt all u guys dat are makin noise, ur write up is neither comprehensive nor impressive so y d noise? Can't someone be impressionistic in this country? Get it into ur f*cking heads no apology if d name of ur institute is among these schools.

Hahaha...... I'm catching fun during dis borin break. It is normal for u guys to be aggressive. Pls i need a job b4 i resume. I can still lecture in all dis skulls i listed above since u guys jst finish ur first semester or are jst startin d second one. Anybody in d house to help?

pcicero: Another senseless thread from a retarded mind

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Lecturals and most laziest indeed! Your lecturers must be very proud of you, (that is if you have ever seen the four walls of a university except on an excursion).

I can bet the silly goat is still struggling to pass UTME.

And you had the audacity to include OAU in your infamous list? You must be maad!

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I shuld'dnt av reply ur comment, bt I can see dat u are feeling like a grammarian.
The fact of d matter is that u lack Moral. Jst because I decided to write lectural in dis form does nt mean I didn't kwn d right spelling. Contrary to what u tink, I'm a student of University of ilorn studying law which all dis ur so call skulls can nt even near...A skull dat u can't bear to wear is shoe.. Try to be mature next time.

Odunnu: What do you mean by 'most laziest?'

Where do u see " Most laziest" I think U need an eye glass?

Lol...why una dey vex? Is it that u ar a student of 1 of these skuls or a graduate of 1 of these institudes.

Take it or leave it, dey av nt been doing wel in recent time. Hmmm... Gone ar d days wen ife is great. Their lecturers av put up a lacagestical attitude whch may soon sink d skul completely.

For those who cares to kwn, i'm a student of "better by far university" U kwn what means?

@slyverbox, oau lecturals ar very lazy, although they ar sound.

I think these are the laziest universities in naija. Just my opinion!
*UNIJOS
*BUK
*IMSU(imo state)
*UDU(sokoto)
*UNICAL(calabar)
*LASU
*OOU(ogun)
*PLASU(PLATEAU)
*RSUT(rivers).
*OAU(ife)

pembisco: Dis scandal can never occure in d catholic church-proudly catholic,d church dt ws directly instituted by jesus himslf wen he told peter,on dis rock i wl build my church,by dt peter bcame d 1st pope dwn 2 d present pope,dts hw d mandate kept goin til date,nd dts d begining of catholic church...cnt go 2 a church 2 dt ws founded by 1 adeboyo or sm chris

u ar an idiot, fool ad a stupid fellow. Pls never ad never refer to Pastor Adeboye in a rude and disrespectful mannar again in ur life time.

hey...........To all aspirant still waiting fr second batch, it as been confirm 2nite dat d list av been uploaded today, but will be accessible after d payment of first batch by friday. prayer is d only master key. as fr now d list av already been concluded.

Waooooo..... Law! here i come. For does who av nt been given admn, never be De-motivated, let ur internal strenght wax stronger, as for me, it's jst d beggining and i most finish d rase.

Please......what is happing to law? Is law part of d released admission list? because i summited 4 names, other three are out, i av'nt see my name ad i still got d highest both in jamb ad p_UME.... Hope law av nt yet been released?

I av check fr 4 friends of mine. they are given statics, accounting, engineering,and education management. but out of us all, i score d highest both in jamb and post jamb, although i apply fr law. is it that admission av nt been given to law student or what?

Alot of people ar idiots. Frm a wise man tinking, such a prophecy can't be true. Fr as many as does who critise him on dis issue, ur reward is in hevean.....the one who makeup the rumour, i pity ur life, only God will interven fr u nt to be national disgrace.

1 hour on the computer feels like 1 minute and 1 minute of studying feels like 1 hour!

when chelsea lifted the trophy, there're not much fireworks and some glitter or that explosives thing in blue color. aren't they? guess the host just prepare for the red one...i think Bayern Munich should be punish for this.

What is your takes?

We're happy to officially inform you that Jamb has announced the Cut-Off marks for entry into Nigerian Universities for 2012/2013 Academic Session.

According to a memo sent to us, the cut-off for Universities has been fixed to 180 while that for Polytechnics and Colleges of Education have been fixed to 160.

Announcing the cut-off today, it is important to note that these are the benchmark cut-offs. This simply means that NO UNIVERSITY CAN CUT BELOW 180 and NO POLYTECHNIC OR COLLEGE OF EDUCATION CAN CUT BELOW 160. That is, for any student to gain admission into any Nigerian University, they must score 180 and above. This announcement also confirms that all candidates who scored 159 and below cannot gain admission genuinely into any institution this 2012/2013 session and would need to re-write Jamb's UTME.

Even with the announcement of the cut-off by Jamb, each Institution reserves the right to set a cut off higher than the benchmark but not lower. This means that as usual, most Federal Universities will cut 200 and in the same light, most Federal Polytechnics will cut 180.

We, , therefore advise candidates to watch out for our original, regular, up-to-date and detailed information of respective institutions as they will fix their individual cut-off. We, however, expect most of the cut-offs to revolve around the benchmark, since most institutions will want as much as to pay and write their post-utme exam.

With the announcement of these cut-offs, all Universities have been empowered to officially begin post-UTME. Post-UTME Planning committees in various institutions will begin publishing and sending modalities for the conduct of the exam in their respective institutions to us

Haha...see this foolish president....But he can't say Boko Haram did not start in his regime?
Don't ask me why i use the word "Regime"

A lot have contributed to the huge failure in math and english language
Many of the matH and english teachers are too coehsive. a lot of them impose unnecessary fear into the student. many of them don't kwn hw to teacH but D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ refuses to swallow their pride because D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tink D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are Hot Cake.
A lot of student don't really read again. Those dat read are noting doing intensive studying

The atmosphere is not condusive for an average student....Our educational setting is too cumbersome. We emphasis on Theory more practical

BolaBankole: This is the reason why I always believe that some people are not ripe enough to be in a relation, but first we need to define something here...what type of relationship are we talking about? Is it a serious relationship or you are just catching fun with the folks, if you have both define and agreed that it will leads to nowhere at the initial stage then i think it not a good to pick eachothers call, but if he or she is someone you want to settle down with then there is nothing bad in picking eachothers call except if you have a crocoach in your cupdoard, I notice some people talking of privacy see the truth is that in this kind of situation privacy does not set in.. She's your partner for know reason must you hide anything away from each other....any relationship that lacks this principle is either don't trust eachother or someone is cheating. I can't date a girl that won't or I have access to her phone.

What of ur Bank account?..lolzzzzz

Never rely on anyone except God....and Beware of women

@publisher.from ur post, it is clear dat U̶̲̥̅̊ are supporting GEJ. But come to tink of it do jonathan desire the mandate of Nigerians the second time?Fashola is 100 per right of sacking dose lazy and waste doctors.Do U̶̲̥̅̊ kwn dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are the highest paying nation wide!D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ still get allowances.Fashola is a great govnor fr taken dat great decision nt like GEJ dat is confuse and dosent kwn what to do.....what a poor president

Lagos is working Fashola is working.

GEJ is sleeping *NG* is slumbing

Yes,GEJ should stop pretending....it as been clear that he av an intention of contesting....but Atiku should stop playing sharpe cos Both will lose

Gbyte:
I don't know why some people write the same way they think-making it so obvious to others how foo... They are, Don Jazzy made D'banj and am sure you must have heard the saying that you don't bite the finger that fed you. D'banj was probably a broke dude when he left JJC and 419 squad but Don Jazzy was still getting little pay then. That means Don Jazzy brought D'banj out of nothing and made him something you are now here saying rubbish. You better always ask people around before saying things out or writing so you preserve your foolishness

What a foolish comment! Hw can U̶̲̥̅̊ say Don j made D'banj.if U̶̲̥̅̊ are a loyalist of Don J, fine but stop talking nonsense

Take her to TB joshua.

cindyrella: Op pls try to stay strong, no man is worth ur tears.. I belive Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise.. the right man for you will come ur way soon...

Africa mentality....stop saying"no man worth ur tears"it's morally not acceptable

Carlmax: Same here in benin... Can't load recharge card..when I finally load d 400 card, my balance showed 398.99

Lol...how possible is that? Lair of the first order

What is special in BB?....anybody want my Bold 5

Hmmmm....i tink she need it and U̶̲̥̅̊ shuld give her.....in some yrs to come na U̶̲̥̅̊ go pain most,shine ur eyes!!!

Quoting mr president "this is a problem we have to live with"
We jst gonna av to live with it ...lol. crazyness!