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Guess this is an insult tread.......not a '1st, 2nd... to comment' one that got locked a few days ago........ Please can it continue?? But dont start from me or else i'll ban you.

dasparrow: Yes, you are right. All women are the same: liars, cheaters, wicked, heart breakers, unfaithful and disvirgined. You should know since your mother and grandmothers from both your father and your mother's side are also woman and they are liars, cheaters, wicked etc. Make sure you ask your mother who really your father is since she must have cheated on your father with another man and then given birth to you.

As for woman being non-virgins, maybe if you the men will stop disvirgining them, they will remain virgins. It takes a man to disvirgin a woman so go and talk to your fellow men and tell them to keep their STD-infested snakes in their pant and then maybe, there will be more virgins for you to choose from. Also, tell your mother who is also a woman to stop being so wicked since you said all women are the same and they are all wicked and you know, God does not like wickedness. Lastly, you will be doing yourself and the whole world a huge favor should you remain single. At least, you will not procreate and that is very good for Nigeria since that country called Nigeria is already an overpopulated cesspit.

If i hear?@bolded. How do you wanna explain the ones taken by toys and dildos. No be girls dey use am?

Ordinary suicide she cant commit. How she wan take pass exams then?

This thread is giving me an erec.tion. Can someone explain why.

Hey! I was expecting java OS to make the list. LOL

BlueRoyale: yeaah! #Team scorpio we rock!!! One love to all the water signs Scorpio,Cancer and Pisces# we are emotional, passionate,and witty family!

Scorpio is the best!!! Proudly scorpio. If you meet a scorpio guy as a girl. You own don good.

I'm scorpio and mehn, the traits are very true about me.......... I also discover that Gemini too is true wt respect to Gemini ladies i've met. I love them.

Isn't this gonna be "final destination" nigeria version things?

This same thing once crashed my system. I had to reinstall the operating system.

Performance state gadget of advanced system care makes it more beautiful.

Youngzedd: Advance system care is the best.

Used Ccleaner and it messed things up. My media player stop working.

What i normally do is to 'analyse' with ccleaner then if i see that a lot of 'mb' is wasting, then i clean up with advanced system care. No problem encountered yet.

Unseen: I have and use both. There is no harm in using both at same time.

I'm using both at thesame time too. I'm very concerned about my system's functioning.

femi4: Advance system cleaner, its more comprehensive and monitors your software apart from cleaning the registry

Good. This is very correct

Oga Seun come and rep your alma mater too o.

I'm present sir. Akin by name.............................I miss MAINGATE!! (All dose
security men wey dey
search bus evn when itz empty!!)
I miss campus SHUTTLE DRIVERS!! Town gboro
(Dem nor dey
eva get change!!)
I miss SPORTS COMPLEX!! (Prayer ground for xtian, 24/7)
I miss GT BANK!!! (D only bank
wey students go queue all d day, and
go withdraw with extension &
charger!!!)
I miss 1st BANK!! (Alwayz
online!!!!)
I miss UBA BANK!! (Withdraw
and poo
com4tably!!!)
I miss LIBRARY!! (While u dey
concentrate on ur
books and odas go find wife and husband )
I miss ODLT1!!! (I reserve my
comments!!!)
I miss ODLT2!!! ( Hmmmm, God wil save u guys)
Misssss AWO HALL!!!! (D only hostel
wey get fm!!!D
only hostel wey get spiderman!!
Concotion rice and beans 24/7)
I miss Hot link ice cream!!
(Alwayz causin quarrel
btw me nd ma friends)
I miss JUNE 12!!! (Wea d natnal
anthem
is ‪# im_loyal_sir‬)
I miss AWO boys (Alwayz dey
Do ARO for u when
dem c gal wit babe)
I miss Forks and Fingers!!! (D only
restaurant wey customer go line up befor u eat!!!)
I miss ANGLOMOZ!!! (Romance is
reaaadddyyyyyyyyy!!!)
I miss night class!!! (Guyz toastin,
galz greein,
thieves thiefing, 90% sleeping)
I miss all dem babes, secret
admirers, loved ones,
and my close friends ,(Still
wonderin what dey ar doing
with d calendar, e
sure say no more public holiday,
xmas holiday nd
new year break!!!)
I miss aluta,( when there is no
light) no student union to fight on students behalf,I miss sitting down @ white house basement(just to see who no dress
well and gossip)
I miss fine akara, fine bread.
I miss my dept, hmmm, una too much. Awa lecturers dey try!
them too correct(y). abeg add ur
own.

bassdow: pls who else have confirmed that GLO 30mb now lasts longer than before. Though i browse most of the times, i have never really enjoyed d Glo 30mb cos it evaporates quickly. Pls if there's any other person who can testify that it now stays longer, let him/her say it now

Yea, i'm experiencing it too. Slightly back to original.

Seems it's getting better.

Nigeria just seems different in all aspect when compared to other countries. *Smh*

This two apps do thesame kind of job and i'm sure many people will rate ccleaner above advanced system care. But i'm skeptical about the claim that ccleaner is better. So computer users, which one do you suggest is better.

nchewi: Ha!! Make dem no try am.

Why buddy?

I actually laughed.