₦airaland Forum

OMgoodness!LMAO! Proudly NAIJA!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! Why are some people so uptight and believe everybody must be stone faced like dem all d time?!

Wow! Interesting! Its all about control anyway!

Oh my naija! So you went on to reveal the hospital d 2 survivors/eye witness are?! So d public can come pay courtesy visits or so d killers can come finish wat dey started! How callous of our security agencies!

Romic: why are so senseless, for her to hav gone into marriage wit him, it has to be love and @ dat point of marriage there is no secrete anymore.

you nd ur generation is senseless! Wat kind of English я u writing by the way?! Hypocrite!

BTW, shame on her husband 4 releasing ds pictures! If her wish was to keep it private, then he should have respected her wishes! What is he gonna gain from all ds? Or he could have at least waited 4 sometime! Nigerians are still in shock over her death nd u throw in another shocker! Smh

Smh @ some of the comments here! HER PUBLIC LIFE(BRAND) IS DIFFERENT FROM HER PRIVATE LIFE! Its dat simple!TV101! You separate urself as an individual from your buisness! TV is jus a buisness! Y'll shul go focus on ur own buisness! She excelled in hers! Stop using ur heads to hit the wall over another great woman's success! From what I saw on TV, she was humble, always laffin(gonna miss dt smile), slow to anger, chick, lively, very hardworking, sweet, charming, endearing! All ds she continued to be even after Nigerians poured all sorts of insults on her 4 fallin in love! At times, u cul kill a person wit hate nd not jus a sword! We hated her so much nd 4 what? She didn't hurt nobody! Who knows if it wasn't d hate we poured on her dat weakened her fragile Hҽαrt to cause her untimely death sef!


She is gone nd we я still at it! ♏αy God 4giv u pple! Btw, she ♏αy Ħª√ę looked fierce nd all but she wasn't a flirt as sm pple я sayin! Let her rest abeg! She dȍŋ still leave d world 4 una! My opinion!

In terms of population and sincere will/support, Massob is more powerful than MEND. What makes MEND more powerful and attract more "power" internationally nd locally is their black gold! So no use comparing tactics!

To our pple in d diaspora, my mum ll record voice messages into an audio cassette player(both on the right and left side). Send it via anyone comin home from abroad! They did same and sent it down to her in Nigeria. Mhen, sounds kinda wierd now tho! Lol

I read through this thread and thought it couldn't happen to me but here is what I saw inside caprison that my little one was taking just yesterday!

mondi_cheeks: make eba and go feed her under a baobab tree

mbanu! akpu or amala with okro soup is more apprioprate!

donpata: since i never sent my transcript, i assumed i missd out of d admission nd neva cared cheking back until yestaday. Dis wat i saw;
2012-05-21 15:50:29 WAT - Application initialized by Anonymous
2012-05-21 15:52:38 WAT - Application started by Donpata
2012-05-25 20:33:56 WAT - Payment made by Donpata
2012-05-28 15:45:59 WAT - Application submitted by Donpata
2012-10-29 22:15:14 WAT - State 'admitted' set by System Admin
2012-12-01 07:09:12 WAT - Student record created (B1009562) by System Admin

Abeg, wats d next thing am to do

Uv bn admitted, I think. Go to ur dept to verify. Or go to one of those cybercafes INSIDE the school. Congratulations!

D leila has got d girl next door Look! Agbani's beauty is unique nd classy!

Their maintenance fee is 500naira monthly! What has dat got to do with chargin ur neighbor 1500naira monthly nd then charging you up to 12thousandnaira monthly(even tho u probably use less energy Dan ur neighbor)?! Abeg men are not smiling! Dnt compound issues wit wat you don't know, so u dnt receive insults!

Almost choked on my food wit d comments on ds thread! Chai, Naija pple too funny!

They are just outrageous! D marketer in my area (ugbowo zone in Benin) asked me to text her my meter reading on 28th Dec, which I did! Jan 7th, I was given a bill of 12k for just ONE MONTH! Wen I complained, d same woman (marketer) told me I gav her a wrong readin whc ♏αy v caused it to be that high! She said there is no remedy, that I just must pay it! No empathy wat so ever! I hp d privatization thing takes effect ASAP!

strangest: ^^please, any info on public health??

I really don't know about public health! Sorry!

MBA students, lectures started yesterday! School fees is 200k for a session. Subsequent academic sessions are 65k each academic year! It must b paid on or before d ist semester examinations(likely April). So our total school fees is 265k for d duration of d course! That is 4 full time students! Part time students ehmmm, jus hold 700k 4 d whole duration :O (as a part time student, I ll rada go to Lagos buisness skul Dan ds "Benin buisness skul! Lol

I hope dey don't retain ds present crop of PHCN staff O, cos they are d mosr corrupt set of workers in ds country! Anyway, it depends on d head! With a new work environment nd boss they ♏αy change their mindset but again cn a leopard change its spot? Btw, ds never made front page? Too bad!

Seen it, miss B! Thanks!

Missy_B: Sent to y'all

u ♏αy think wat u я doing is no biggy but you are saving a lot of marriages as it is nd by extention savin a lot of kids frm broken homes nd savin d lives of those some of ds kids ♏αy Ħª√ę ruined due to d dysfunctional home factor! D chain goes on nd on!lol! Sounds tacky abi? Well, its true!


Plsssss kindly help send d Maggi e-book! millykechy@yahoo.com! God bless!

Miss Ope: It's INVOGUE not Invoke......
Whc kind of Prof are u?....simple INVOGUE u can't spell... Later U go dey PROVOKE..... OLODO...lol

*En vogue*....2words! Ds na proof say olodo get grades! U na olodo too ni!lol!

mrrock: ALERT!!!!.
Donzico is confirmed dead!.

I' ve been following this thread since Friday shortly before Chibuzor Eze made the refund to Donzico. When Donzico could not post on Nairaland throughout Friday or call Surveryprof to say thank you I immediately suspected something is wrong. Well, I' am a realist so I had to put my phone on auto re-redial for Donzico's number to make sure he receive my call anytime his phone pick network. Luckily, we had light and I plugged my phone directly to the wall socket to make sure I don't run out of battery. My only objective was to talk to Donzico because unless we hear from Donzico the case between him and Chibuzor Eze cannot be said to have been solved. I could not believe any excuses that there's no GSM network in Donzico's village because there's no longer any village in Nigeria where at least GLO or Airtel or MTN or Etisalat wouldn't get network. At least one of the network will work no matter how poor the service. This means there must be people using phone in Donzico's village.
Just ask yourself; why will Donzico not take a brother's or sisters phone to call Surveyprof at least to say thank you. Is there nobody in Donzico village that is making and receiving call?. Are there no call centres in the whole of his village?. These questions have been bothering me and I needed an answer. Because I know Surveyprof did give his phone number to Donzico. So, even if Donzico can't get network in his village; why will he not call from a call center or from a brother's or sisters phone?. This have been bothering me since Friday. Fortunately, at last just a minute ago Donzico's number rang for the first time since Friday and a female voice picked the call. She needn't even say a word before I realized she was crying. Her voice sounded so so depressed. On hearing her voice I was taken aback and I was affraid to even talk to her because I didn't want a bad news. But lo and behold my suspicion came true.
All I asked her is ''I want to talk to Don Isaac''. And she replied ''I' am sorry he is dead''. I asked ''are you a relative?'' and she said ''I' am the sister''. An instant feverish condition ran all over my body, I have never felt this way since my life. Then she droped the phone. I tried calling back and the number went dead once again. I can't believe my ears.
I know some of you wouldn't believe this and I understand if you don't. I emplore you all to please keep trying Donzico number until you confirm for yourself. I' am in shock.

BLOOOOOOOOOD OOOOFFFF JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS! Pls are you sure! JESUS ooooooooooooooo! Pls be sure of what you are saying O.

Dis is like one of those novels u jus don't wan t to drop even tho u have exams d next day! Quite interesting nd d real Nigerian spirit of standing up 4 d oppressed is in display here! Proud to b a Nigerian! Surveyprof, will you marry me?!

kindabigg: Tell your ibo people to give up and respect their seniors! Yorubas and Igbos no dey the same league, we senior them for everything and I mean it!

ok, we dȍŋ hear, oya go use am collect money 4 bank!

Where is dat tribalistic bigot called "desola" that started ds insults with her senseless nd childish post?! She dȍŋ cause trouble finish come dissappear lik d coward she is! Ode! U pple shul jus stop ds unnecessary hatred! Its disgraceful! No b only Nigerians dey nl! BTW, am half yoruba, half ibo!

Omero: plz @ adorable, in which bank did u pay, what document did u tender wen u paid or was it online payment, cos someone told me its online payment thru gtb bank. Plz reply cos am a bit confuse. Tanx.

Zenith bank inside d skul(u can use wema, istbank etc all inside d skul). Usual protocol, lik u я opening an account. Go wit ur admission printout nd passport fotograph. (NB: if u still hav d card u used 4 payin in ur 11,500 then, u jus go straight to d cashier nd pay d acceptance fee without all d above protocols)!

strangest: Mine reads submitted.. Is it good or bad?

All ds while,mine read "submitted" until less Dan 2weeks ago wen it finally stated "admitted'. What I was told then was that I should be patient that some pple's status(second batch) is yet to be uploaded(since d status didn't say, "not admitted')! So am thinkin dat ♏αy also be ur fate! Jus keep checking ok? Or go to ur dept or PG skul!

@Komek, d status is at d top of the ist page wen u open ur Kofa account. Ur Kofa account is dat one u used to apply whr u were given a username nd password. What did u score in d exams? I dunno hw soon I ll b goin to school... Cos am thru wit all d acceptance wahala..

@Komek, d status is at d top of the ist page wen u open ur Kofa account. Ur Kofa account is dat one u used to apply whr u were given a username nd password. What did u score in d exams? I dunno hw soon I ll b goin to school... Cos am thru wit all d acceptance wahala..

komek: Lemme gv u my details so u can help me go to room 19, cos I have tried checking online, but seems nt to be getting it right.pls

what is ur online Kofa saying, admitted, submitted or not admitted? I ask dat becos a second batch was admitted jus about 2weeks ago! So check online again!