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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 1:13pm On Sep 21, 2019
Marianne, started getting interesting from episode 3.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 1:10pm On Sep 21, 2019
Percival9:
wu assasins is better than into the badlands in my POV

LMAOOO art is truly subjective.

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Literature / Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by AdorableJosh(m): 9:03pm On Sep 16, 2019
Preshfrances1:
Please I need help with soft copy of under the udala tree.. Here's my email: preshfrances@gmail.com.com

Sent.
Literature / Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by AdorableJosh(m): 8:52pm On Sep 16, 2019
Memunah:


This should be my next book..How is it please?


I'm just a few pages in, but so far I love it.

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Literature / Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by AdorableJosh(m): 8:17pm On Sep 16, 2019
My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite.
Family / Re: Indomie Generation: Who Exactly Are They? by AdorableJosh(m): 7:49am On Aug 31, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
That's a term created by the self-righteous, self-important and incredibly arrogant older generation who grew up in the 60s-80s/very early 90s and are still stuck in their era and think that modern music, clothes and trends are shït. They are always caught saying "back in the days when the times were good" or "back when the society was still sane", they hate social media, teenagers, pop culture and they feel like they are better than everyone else. They can't accept the fact their generation is becoming irrelevant, they refuse to retire and pass the torch to the succeeding generations. They are self-conscious and insecure about their own advancing age, so they address 20 -somethings and teens as children in order to feel "young". They feel like because they played with sand as opposed to iPhones and tabs while growing up, they have higher intellectual capacities or something but that's BS. They are a hypocritical and arrogant generation that tries to discredit younger generations and tags them as lazy, dumb etc etc but it really ain't our fault that we are little privileged unicorns wink They feel they are better than everyone else because they played with certain toys, listened to certain music, lived a certain way of life and had certain experiences which thankfully cannot be recreated in modern times

ps
some of my write up is culled from urban dictionary


Modern music is shiit though.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 1:34pm On Aug 19, 2019
Ah! Elementary, what a thoroughly satisfying series finale.
Culture / On Culture: Ebalu Aluụ - Cheta Nwanze by AdorableJosh(m): 10:57am On Aug 13, 2019
The Esan people of Edo State have a very interesting saying, “Ebalu alụ.” It simply means, “What we do is what we do.”

I have seen this statement deployed to almost devastating effect in a funeral situation when the proverbial (and literal) village people were trying to extort money from a friend of mine (and his siblings) who were simply trying to bury their father. The village people were making rather unreasonable demands and justifying those demands by hiding behind ‘culture’. When the inevitable pushback came, my people were told, “ebalu alụ,” and that was that.

Recently, an online movie entrepreneur, Jason Njoku, made a comment about not teaching his children the Igbo language in favour of Mandarin and French. Many people attacked Njoku, and one thing that kept coming up was that “he does not value our culture.”

What is culture?

Anthropology defines culture as the ways of living built up by a group of people and transmitted from one generation to another. No story to me illustrates the concept of culture better than the story of the monkeys, so let me tell that one, and another…

A researcher puts some monkeys in a cage which has some bananas on top of a ladder in the middle of the cage. As soon as they get in, the monkeys go for the bananas and the researcher sprays all the monkeys with freezing water for five minutes. Each time a monkey inevitably tries to go for the bananas, the researcher again sprays all the monkeys with cold water for five minutes.

After a while, the monkeys connect going for the bananas with getting an ice bath and stop attempting to go for the bananas. The researcher then puts the hose away for good. But when another monkey tries to go for the bananas, the others attack him to prevent him from climbing that ladder. They are afraid of possible punishment.

Then, the researcher replaces one of the monkeys with a new monkey who was never sprayed with water. As soon as this new monkey comes in, he goes for the bananas, and the other monkeys attack him. If he tries again, they attack again, and eventually, he too learns not to go after the bananas because he’ll get attacked if he does.

The researcher replaces a second original monkey. When this new monkey goes for the bananas, the others attack him, including the first new monkey who was never sprayed with water. One by one, the original monkeys are removed from the cage. Each time a newcomer goes for the bananas, the others attack, including those that never received the cold water bath. They have learned not to go after the temptation of the bananas, and have learned to punish those who go after the bananas. This is their culture in the cage. Ebalu alụ.

Both the United States and Canada had reasonably similar beginnings in that they were both settled by Europeans in various colonies, and grew up to a point where they were strong enough to let go of their mother countries. Despite this overarching similarity, however, the US has developed a gun culture, while Canada did not.

In the US, the settlers rebelled, violently, against their colonial overlords, the Canadians had a more benign move to independence from the British, and as a result did not need to raise a militia, with a Second Amendment, to ‘defend our freedom.’ Ultimately, two countries with very similar beginnings took very divergent paths and built different cultures due to the nature of the means by which they achieved independence. That is how cultures are born and handed down through generations. There is nothing immutable about cultures.

In Nigeria, we get too caught up in these sentimental arguments about how great our cultures were while forgetting that there is a reason that some of these habits (which became culture) were pretty bad habits, which only changed due to the arrival of our colonisers. I’m Igbo by ethnicity. What if the Igbo had blindly held on to a ‘culture’ that was prevalent 150 years ago? I happen to be a twin, would I have been able to write this?

The world is in a constant state of evolution, and if your culture, whatever it is, does not evolve, then it will die. Language, dances, et al, are just parts of culture, and they too have to adapt to realities, or they die. Sometimes, an old language has to undergo a change, or be subsumed, so a new identity can blossom. The Igbo language, for example, has not adapted to a changing world. In my lifetime, I have seen the word “ngaji” get supplanted by the English equivalent, “spoon”. Is that a tragedy?

In parts it is. But language and other parts of culture are living things. So are nation-states. Nigeria is still a geographical expression. To use the American motto, “e pluribus unum,” or “out of many, one”, to create a Nigeria, our various cultures will all have to give up something. You cannot say, “ebalu alụ,” and expect Nigeria to thrive.

Source: https://m.guardian.ng/life/culture-lifestyle/on-culture-ebalu-aluu/

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Literature / Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by AdorableJosh(m): 10:29pm On Aug 08, 2019
Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2019
Andersonjr:
Damn! It's also the best CW shows i've ever come across too bad they'll only renew it for the final season (Season 7). And i've just downloaded the season finale of season 6 about to watch, too bad we ain't gonna see another weekly dose of the series


I understand why it ends with season 7, apart from it ending with the 100th episode which is kinda poetic, it's better to leave when the ovation is loud, dragging it out will inevitably dilute the quality.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 10:05am On Aug 08, 2019
The 100 is my favourite CW show, granted I've only watched a few of them, like the previous finales, this also did not disappoint, somehow the show writers managed to raise the bar. I did not really warm up to the Prime angle though but it's interesting nonetheless. The best thing about the show still remains how they navigate the murky grey areas, the heroes are always committing genocide, committing atrocities but you still find yourself, understandably, rooting for them.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 10:04am On Aug 06, 2019
KoiceReloaded:


As in. Imagine putting Fleabag and uninteresting in one sentence?? Sacrilege indeed.

I mean, I thoroughly enjoyed it, the dry humor is top notch, plus the series is short and not draggy.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 8:07am On Aug 06, 2019
henrydadon:


These are the one I can remember from the top of my head :

Sherlock homes (crime, drama, mystery)
Luther (crime, drama, mystery)
Peaky blinders (drama, crime)
Misfits (comedy/drama/fantasy)
Fleabag ( weird comedy drama) not that interesting
Gentlemen Jack (drama)
Years and years (drama)
Derry Girls ( comedy)
Sex education (comedy)





Sacrilege undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Rape: Amnesty International Calls Out Nigerian Police For Invading Timi Dakolo's by AdorableJosh(m): 8:10pm On Jul 21, 2019
E99E:
When Maryam was assaulted way back February, Amnesty Int did not issue any statement...now that the victim is a Busola Dakolo you remember Maryam since Feb....God dey. Eye service some would call it.


Actually they did, try to keep up.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 1:58pm On Jul 21, 2019
Veronica Mars season 4.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 9:57am On Jul 21, 2019
Iyajelili:
All the TV series sites uploading money heist in English dubbed are all mad.


Lmaoo, word.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 9:55am On Jul 21, 2019
ositadima1:
ADM, Advanced Download Manager, comes with a powerful feature; Scheduler, gives you the ability to set start and stop times for your downloads.

Do you sub night plans or have a cheaper night billing, you can use the scheduler to plan your downloads and still catch up on a good night rest. It's on the play store and it's free.

Just wanted to share, some of you may have known about this already wink


Doing the good Lord's work.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Featured In Beyonce The Gift Album, Trends In UK - Twitter. Photos by AdorableJosh(m): 4:51pm On Jul 19, 2019
Olodo24:
you're wrong. Beyonce is struggling to win a Grammy for herself. She's been fighting to get album of the year for over a decade now. Her only win in the general field was song of the year for single ladies in 2010 (I might be wrong but she never won album of the year). Jay Z has only won in his field. His only album of the year nomination happened last year with 4'44.


For Grammy, the artists to hit are Taylor Swift and Adele with Bruno Mars


Beyonce is not struggling to win Grammys for herself, you'd be correct to say the album of the year continues to elude her, she's the most nominated woman(66) and the second most awarded woman (23) in Grammy history.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2019
Achilles100:
Jett is getting really interesting.

Especially Rosaline's and Charlie's bodyguard storyline.


I actually love the series, plus I have a bias towards Carla Gugino and I'll watch her in anything.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 2:29pm On Jul 11, 2019
sameni123:

You want make ogun kill your papa abi ? You fit call your papa dunderhead


It is obvious you are a lout, I wouldn't have replied you but I want my last reply be a warning so you have no excuse when you start reaping your evil proceeds, desist from cultism before you die like a chicken.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2019
Harlots S03.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 2:06pm On Jul 11, 2019
sameni123:

Na ontop faceless forum you dey find voice,if na alpha you dey Cv make we meet make your papa follow me cp this to me face


You are a dunderhead, what has his father got to do with this? He only told you to renounce cultism, that doesn't warrant you involving his folk.

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Politics / Re: Bisi Fayemi Shares Rape Experience, Blasts Women Shaming Busola Dakolo by AdorableJosh(m): 7:01pm On Jul 08, 2019
scoory:
What people don't understand is that justice is not black and white. When Fela was jailed for currency smuggling, there are probably some truth to the allegation but it is not true justice because it was politically motivated.
This Fatoyinbo guy most likely had a sexual relationship with the Bukola girl but he can't admit it because he is a pastor. That does not mean he actually forced himself on her.
He is being blackmailed because he has more to loose. If he was a regular guy like me, I will gladly come out and explain how we enjoyed each other's company.

You all keep watching until these NGO organizations turn nigeria into the rape capital of the world so that they can be swimming in money from funds and donations.
You think all the rape stories trending on Nairaland, blogs and social media recently is a conincidence?
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a genius or most people are just dumb.

Man, what a load of crap.
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Daughter, Wilmer Baptism In Georgia (Photos) by AdorableJosh(m): 9:57am On Jul 08, 2019
nairalanduseles:


U must be gay calling a man cute


Your masculinity must be fragile to be triggered by that.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 11:29am On Jul 07, 2019
As they say, he who has ear... it should be reiterated that the endgame of cultism is death, OP was lucky to escape, you'll only be deceiving yourself to say you can join and leave later, as if! If you don't value your life, value your family's.

Continue holding on to God, saynotocultism, your deliverance shall be complete, amen.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by AdorableJosh(m): 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2019
Politics / Re: FG, Govs Seek Recruitment Of Corps Members For Community Policing by AdorableJosh(m): 10:28am On Jul 06, 2019
This is a disaster waiting to happen.
Crime / Re: E Plex Hair: Rikeino On The Run After Buying N107k Hair With Fake Credit by AdorableJosh(m): 11:42pm On Jul 05, 2019
CallMeGod:
I find it very annoying when they use "slay mama" and "slay queen" to address females on the news.
Seriously how can you be reporting news and describing any random girl or woman involved as "Slay queen"..is Slay queen a proper noun?
The mod responsible should please grow up


It is highly annoying that the mods are enabling it, Nairaland is a bottomless pit of stupidity.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 11:23pm On Jul 05, 2019
Fgbread:


Una be dirty one?

Say no to cultism, niqqa!


Please check my previous posts on this thread, you'll see I have zero tolerance for cultism, both dirty and 'clean' as you deceptively put it, that was why it was in quotations.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 3:03pm On Jul 05, 2019
'Clean Axemen' gbuo gi there.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by AdorableJosh(m): 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2019
Fgbread:



[s]Well, just like a woman gives birth to twins reflecting different personalities. Ya see? NBM gives birth to the clean and dirty axemen. In the beginning before everything goes wrong, NBM was known to be a group of people helping and fighting for their own rights, but right now everything has changed like someone altered the theories, principles and laws on which NBM was initially based on. Well I don’t know.

The DIRTY axemen (AIYE) are those who practice cultism, They are thieves who grabs your purse, hurt innocent people, stay away from classes, hijack cars and kill. Ya know? They do sh!t! You gonna find illegal firearms in their possession, always breaking the rules of the society. They have been brainwashed and kinda stuck in the box. They always die like an animal.

On the other hand, the CLEAN axemen (MENDERS) practice fraternity, a group of rich and brilliant people with goals. To become a member you must be a brilliant student, you gonna be accepted after scoring a good mark in an aptitude test given to you. They respect the authorities. Ya know what I mean? You will never find any firearms in their possession, they are of peace. NON- leathal self defend weapons are used instead. For example, TASER X26C, ARMA-100 Bean Bag Gun, Olight M1X Striker Flashlight, Streetwise Security Barbarian Stun Baton etc. All aforementioned are legal.

*they are of good help to brilliant students from poor backgrounds. Textbooks, clothes and other items are provided.


Say no to cultism! Embrace fraternity![/s]



I really, honestly, truly hope nobody here believes this.

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Religion / Re: Ex-COZA Staff: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo (Video) by AdorableJosh(m): 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2019
sweetrace:
[s]fake scripted collaboration epistle. Since Busola’s case is ancient, theses horrible people came with a fake story that supposedly took place not to long ago. To explain Busola’s lack of struggle, they took the time to explain how this woman saw him as a father figure, how the church brainwashes members to be totally compliant, how they become meek and weak to the point they don’t resist even when they’re being raped. He took of her jeans and she sat there. Jeans?? Involving his wife in their stupidity! So the wife groomed her for years just so her husband could rape her once. Not just Nigeria, but in the US!!! HA!!!! Claiming this church preaches against interacting with others! Yet the pastor preaches to any and everyone who cares to listen on tbn. What on earth is their goal? To discredit or total destruction. If indeed they were raped, they should take the case to court and stop this rubbish.
[/s]


Your favourite pastor is a sexual predator.

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