₦airaland Forum

Mannylex:
Just got a test invite for Saturday , who is with me on this? Q&Q Anthony . Please what is the test structure and format ?

I got the email too, what position exactly is the invite meant for cos I can't remember, I wasn't part of their graduate trainee and since graduate trainee isn't mentioned in the mail, I guess its not a graduate trainee recruitment. Someone should please clarify this! And why did they beat the requirement down to a 2:2,since Stanbic is only known for accepting 2:1 graduates

This guy is trying so hard to be an hero,wanna be!

This is baffling because falling in church,you don't feel any pain cos it always seems like some angel cushioned your fall. Strange? I know it is but its true,so what happened to this man is beyond my understanding,he couldn't have died due to falling under the anoiting,what was the eye-witness account?

Great Ife! What graduating set was she and her department pls?

IYANGBALI:
where is it now?make we go kill am

Lols...You wey never even kill rat before

tpiander:
If true, then you brought it there yourself.

I don't understand you,there is a thick bush there,I don't know if its a python though but its very large,long and fat...
On a lighter mode, are you drunk,how could you say I brought it there myself,haba!

IYANGBALI:
Kay you wasted pepper soup meat?where the snake dey now,make I go kill am

You no fit kill am,the thing dey very huge

GogobiriLalas:
As an alumni of OAU, your grammar just embarrassed me...

Do you mean Alumnus? I am too,you aint perfect too you know?

I remember then in OAU 2008,infront of Health Centre,before the Zebra cross,where there is a mast now,on your way to Moremi hall, I saw a python,it was at night around past 9:00pm, thankGod I held a torchlight,the python was crossing,it was really fat and lazy, I was so scared,people that saw it too ran, no one tried to kill it cos it was dark and who get mind to kill a python?

This is obviously a fiction. Note:
1)Work on your grammar;
2)Its ok to help others,however,you should have respectfully told the woman you have an appointment at 8:00am,she would have understand and called someoneelse;
3)Even if she was part of the interview team you can't possibly singlehandedly have offered you the job,you must meet the basic requirements;
4)Even if you made the interview,it doesn't automatically mean you would have gotten the job,so don't blame yourself;
5)The woman who gave you Bobo and #10 biscuit,it may be all she had with her just to say thank you,she had to even explain it was originally meant for her kids;
6)Every good done is like a seed sown,it would be ripe for harvest someday,trustme its definately not something immediate;
7)About your shoe,I would say,you never saw getting a new shoe as a priority,how exactly did you spend your NYSC stipend,I am sure you probably changed your phone during your service year but you never thought of changing your shoe...

mnairaland:
This comment is not funny. It is likely cause. Pls op. kindly answe ds questn. Do u masturbate?After u answer d questn i will give u a good solution.

There is definitely a relatnship btw halithosis and masturbation.

Nawa o o...State your facts...

jadajada:
i have already submitted my cv to thier email Address last week is there any need going to drop my hard copy again?

Guy,drop the email here so we can all participate

nelszx:
An Aedes,culex mosquito must have bit him and deposited the larvae inside. That's a bancroftian filariasis(Elephantiasis). It's a parasitic diseases carried by species of mosquitoes

His case is very rare in Nigeria,are you sure it can be treated here?And hope he wouldn't lose his arms?

nelszx:
An Aedes,culex mosquito must have bit him and deposited the larvae inside. That's a bancroftian filariasis(Elephantiasis). It's a parasitic diseases carried by species of mosquitoes

His case is very rare in Nigeria,are you sure it can be treated here?

Onlinebizexpert:
this is a case of elephantiasis

caused by a filarial worm and it can be treated
it results from blockage of lymph drainage leading to fluid accumulation

lagos health emergency should help him out

and its not jazz

Are you saying a worm bit him, that how he got the disease?

Work on your mind,think/do whatever thing that would make you happy...

Everybody who made a comment here have said it all,after reading all the comments here,there is nothing else left to say again,though some comments here should be filtered then followed. Soon it would become history. Letme add by saying change your brush,get a good brush...Its well with you,I can imagine...

chiventoline:
Bro do you masturbate?I if yes that's the cause

Funniest comment ever

chiventoline:
Bro do you masturbate?I if yes that's the cause

Funniest comment ever!

Mogidi:
@OP
I feel your pain, I hope you're able to find a dental surgeon to help sort out your problem.

You should also try to be industrious, bad breath won't stop you from achieving your goals, I mean it didn't stop Tinubu from achieving stupendous wealth did it?
Goodluck.

Are you saying Tinubu have a bad breath?

How can eye witnesses say a woman led the robbery and these robbers are saying,no woman among them. I am sure Nigerians aint that good with disguise yet and the robbers didn't even mention that they disguised,so how come? NPF could be desperate atimes,since Nigerians are interested in the story,they had to just frame these people with their dumb story.Haba! Nonsense!

coolbibz:
8. Familiarize yourself with different test formats being contrived by recruiters— Dragnet, GMAT, SHL, etc. It' s very much essential.

You nailed it! Though its not also automatic,but after mastering all these,you are close to your dream job mehn!

strictlynaija:
from what I gathered today, I think 70% average was the cutoff.

They aint dividing the two tests by 2,I think its safe to say 70/70 was the cut-off.

ayobam31:
nawa oo i hope there will b make up text sha cos i wonder why i did not receive mail or text message when i scored 47% and 75% respectively in the second text.

I don't think they are using an average of both, I think it is 60/60 cut-off!

chucktriceey:
I feel the mails are sent based on the choice of preferred time selected .For those that selected morning must have gotten theirs , as for me I opted for 5pm so I could be available by then. Hoping they do send the mails, but for those who have gotten the mails , kindly give us heads up regarding the requirements such as documents and materials needed (if specified ) and the exact location. Hoping to meet some nairalanders there. email me at ***

I would advise that you modify your post and remove your email ASAP, don't be naïve...

Ramos16:
dear smart uncles
we obviously have some really good minds here, i feel that it would be really wonderful if one of you could start a thread where aptitude test questions can be solved, and people can also come to share their own ideas

Good idea,you can start it and share the link here

patston:
So, Male is to Bro as Female is to DEAR? Even me go fail that kind analogy

Funny you...

chengy99:
Actually am a girl

Ok dear

chengy99:
I mistakenly and stupidly posted d link to my second test here , I don't know wat happened, I was jst nt thinking, shit happens, someone accessed my link and got me 0% in numeric and 31% in verbal, I don't know you, u knw thyself, u myt be feeling fly now, u got some high scores n ur happy n all but what goes around comes around, I don't know what to say to u maybe it shall be well with u or u will be a never do well, I dunno, jst enjoy

Don't worry bro,they would write another test to verify...

chengy99:
I mistakenly and stupidly posted d link to my second test here , I don't know wat happened, I was jst nt thinking, shit happens, someone accessed my link and got me 0% in numeric and 31% in verbal, I don't know you, u knw thyself, u myt be feeling fly now, u got some high scores n ur happy n all but what goes around comes around, I don't know what to say to u maybe it shall be well with u or u will be a never do well, I dunno, jst enjoy

Don't worry bro,they would write another test to verify!

Murder just because of a car? I am sure its not their first kill? Baba must have had many cars and they could have just taken it and left the poor man, and save his family so much sorrow... Nawa o, those criminals are too young to end all their life in prison or probably hanged. I weep for their loved ones.

Ibro2star:
Let d hopelesses withdraw n hopefuls continue wt d thread

So sure for you huh? Please don't really rely too much on stuffs like your life depend on it,so you don't get disappointed. And never call another hopeless cos you aint God and NIS isn't the beginning nor the end of your life. Be wise!