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Mine wasn't a job interview,wanted to collect my JSCE certificate in my secondary school recently,the principal was asking me questions, I simply said yes, she said I should say Yes ma! Well I took to the correction though. Another I heard was a guy that was defending his project before a panel,with professors sitted,they asked for his name and he said" Mr..." Instead of simply saying his name,they said he was proud and arrogant and simply walked him out.

stemichnaa:
Please can someone confirm this?"President Buhari setting up a committee for the NIS replacement.

You probably saw that on facebook,that NIS facebook page is run by scammers beware! Its a false news...

Coys usually have cut-off marks they stick to right from time cos they usually stick to a particular style of test under same condition,so why would they change it?

Na boyfriend fa that did this o,what if he is the husband,na so so acid him go pour in her V,who would go through that and still remain the same? This man must rot in jail(I am sure he would be raped/violated in jail by gays,animals like him plenti for jail wella)Nonsense!

bonjel75:
Hey Pals:
I guess we should just take things easy at this point, if you scored high or low mark and u are called for the next stage...#Godwin. if u did nt don't give up, keep on trying, God know how He does his thing, dat means their is better day ahead of U..Keep trying and smiling.

Well my experience from the test, am just at page 6 of 18, d owner of cafe is making fotocopy wit Gen, d system dt am using went off....we'll d guy started begging me and others (I mean his customers) at d cafe dt moment, dey urged me to give it trial. As d system finished loaded, I open d link again and prompted me to where I was b4 but I have 2mins and few seconds left...well dat what I used to completed it with 67%.

Whatever that happen have it own reason, so guyz just let us keep calm, be positive and hoping for the best whether scored high or low. No one know what wil be d outcome.

I wish u guyz success!

Sorry friend

ossy4mokpo:
This test I dont know what people are complaining about. You dont have to copy or have help to get %100. The only tricky part was arranging those names.

Yes,the names arrangement was really tricky

Ramos16:
Truth be told, there is hardly any organisation that will employ people that performed below expectation, if the expectation or cut off mark is 90% then I see no reason why the organisation should ask people below to also come. My point is there can be much better heads that scored bellow 40% you won't ask the organisation to invite everybody to the interview because some people might not have gotten a fair test of knowledge.

The only thing that we should be praying for is that the organisation be touched by God, and let some considerations be given to some people, I got a 75%, so it is not as if I am saying all this because I scored a high mark,

I understand your point,just that some speculations are bringing unnecessary anxieties,you ain't their HR neither am I, and I am not saying they should lower their standards either,let's just keep our fingers crossed...

Acquiredollars:
Similar test was conducted by sterling bank, those who scored 80% and below weren't invited for the next stage!

You are saying this cos you scored above 80 percent right? Why create unnecessary anxiety for those who scored below that,let's just keep our fingers crossed and see how things unfold.

Please,let's stop speculating,so we do not cause unnecessary anxiety, different organisations with their styles...

toyo4souls:
Sincerely, What has kept this guy on the "Richest" scale is not because of his jokes ( I personally think I am funnier than him) or his skits ( that skit he did for malaria awareness was 'shitty'). He is just a good business man who knows how to turn ideas to money. Now he is planning to organise shows for his 'younger ones' eg Akpororo and the rest. He really knows how to make money.

I agree with you,he isn't funny at all,he is only creative(since he studied Creative Arts in school),comedy/entertainment business is seasonal,even extremely funny "real" comedians nowadays are finding it difficult to pull through. He should invest well and ofcourse enjoy his time/money. I don't see him as a comedian,he is trying too hard. But an entertainer

Geesammy:
Yet to get a success or regret till now or has anybody gotten any regret mail.
#Gallantly Hoping for a success mail by God's grace

They said that they would only contact those who are successful. If you haven't gotten any email till tommorrow,sorry you didn't make it. Check your spam folder,ensure your network is ok to be able to receive the email.

This one that people are scoring high scores now,got me thinking. My experience with simple/cheap aptitudes isn't funny at all,its either the job isn't juicy,its a scam,or a time-waster. Since its a graduate trainee, I judge most coys by their aptitudes, I may be wrong though...

This thread is full of false hope. One minute someone says he is sure then, when time tells,it becomes false news...

Interestingly,after I was logged out during my EY's Verbal Aptitude test in the 3rd question,I emailed my complaint,never got another link till now,I know this is campaign after election,not bothered though cos I have already shifted ground.Disadvantages of online CBT,but its better though and cheaper...

So thrashy,bias and immature post. OP,please grow up!

This is a lie,I think this is a new way of prostitutes advertising themselves. I would have believed the lie, but a look at her dressing gave her out. I think she wants more customers,with a forum like NL,she would get more than enough. HIV/AIDS is real o

kaysunnex:
I think you are wrong, if it is easy, why didn't anyone score 100%? The pay will be ok because it is a UK company not all this Indian and Chinese Companies who use Nigerians without good pay. I just got a mail from one of the staff of the company and he said the recruitment is in stages so forget about pay and make sure you pass through all the stages first. Best of luck.

Enumerate the stages please

Why wouldn't they give the Compass 08 their APL and were they told APLs are compulsory since their induction is still ongoing...Your connect that got you the job should be able to solve your issues na,why panick?God dey. May God help those affected though

Too many threads on Nairaland for Harps,we don't know which is which,at least I know of 3,why don't we stick to one.

I got the same message. We need people that have prior experience with HARPS Aptitude test to comment on what its gonna be like,we need past questions too for prep at least, I would also add that no one should paste their emails here cos of scammers,if you've got pastquestions,upload them on dropbox,then share the link here. Peeps that know more on the coy too can enlighten us...

That kids come from the anus or supermarket. And everytime I lose a teeth, I always threw it on the roof...

I pray I have your kind of testimony too,still hopeful,the moment your life feels like its in a halt most is when you are un employed or underemployed. Congrats sis

So,what did your godfather say about all this? I am sure you already have inside info about it? Are they saying they have no control over it again,since they are the ones that got you there in the first place. Just keep praying my dear brother cos it would really be a mess if one lose such an appointment at this point. It is well with you,others and this country. Forgive my sarcasm,like people here are saying"guys no dey smile"...

1 And 8 can be very annoying. I personally hate it!

I hear people here talking about him doing a professional course,from experience,professional course is meant for people with hands-on experience related to the professional course they are writing. Professional courses may not be so relevant in some field while in some it is highly imperative. You have to be thoughtful before you invest in any professional course. I thought writing a professional course will earn me a quick job after grad, I was wrong, I was told I need hands on experience that the course is nothing,they aint even willing to give a chance for training,while graduate trainee programme don't require any professional course

OP,nairalanders expects that the image you would upload would show the speaker the man hung,but none of the pic showed that at least clearly. It could be frustrating sometimes,both churches/ mosques are guilty of this,sometimes there are some things we just can't handle so it doesn't deteroriate to somethingelse(religious crisis),he should have simply endured since its not everyday such happen. The most difficult thing to control is your environment(environmental factors)simply beyond us.

OP,nairalander expects that the image you would upload would show the speaker the man hung,but none of the pic showed that at least clearly. It could be frustrating sometimes,both churches/ mosques are guilty of this,sometimes there are some things we just can't handle so it doesn't deteroriate to somethingelse(religious crisis),he should have simply endured since its not everyday such happen. The most difficult thing to control is your environment(environmental control)simply beyond us.

Oldest joke ever,can't believe this is on FP

odeku457:
How is the Lock of the Second Gate. .

Is there still flower there.. hehehehe

How do you use egg to check if a woman is still a V?

Funny comments,OP you are obviously the one experiencing this. Well,its either your hubby is already getting a bj,engrossed with porn,etc cos what would explain this sudden request after 10yrs of marriage? With the kind of threat he gave you,he is already getting it outside. Well,since you guys are married,you are free to explore,since he asked,you can give it to him,ensure you both bathe well,use lemon to cleanse your "stuff" and he too can do the same,get ice-cream or chocolate etc coat it on his "stuff" so you wouldn't feel irritated,then you bathe afterward. Am sure he would do the same for you with time.