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Health / Re: He Noticed Some Changes In His Body System (pics). by Adukey(f): 9:50pm On Nov 18, 2019
Get correct fungal cream like nizoral cream and buy itraconazole tab. For the itching,get loratidine or cetrizine tab.

Before it worsens.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Explanation Of Soorah Al-ikhlaas (purity Of Faith) by Adukey(f): 9:39am On Sep 27, 2019
Jazakallahu khairan

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Adukey(f): 10:11am On Jul 16, 2019
dannybrasky:

Back then in Bariga after secondary school,did waec and was waiting for result . As a born hustler,I would do any legit job to make sure I have my own little cash at hand. Name it, any hard job,omo boy was always ready lol.

I tried hard but couldn't get something to do until a friend of mine asked if I would work as a sand lifter with basket from the lagoon at bariga. Mehn I was do danm happy like yaay I have finally gotten myself a gig lol,but guys I was wrong as what I saw wasn't what I expected grin

Got to the lagoon down down after king sunny Ade's house,can't remember the name of the street. From the lagoon you can clearly see third mainland bridge.

Oh b4 I forget,being overwhelmed with happiness I didn't bother asking what the pay was like. Fast forward got to the lagoon,saw some giant well chiseled bros them, going into the lagoon with basket to park sand and then bring it to the shores of the lagoon. As a strong omo boy I was still like no shaking I go chop this job for breakfast easy pizzy lol.

Then came the shocker, there was this bros that was suppose to direct me on how to go about it,his name is Egbon Mufu. I asked some of the guys at the shore pls I'm asking for egbon Mufu,and then one pointed me at a direction and said there he is. Egbon Mufu was just coming out of the water with heavy basket of sand looking huge and well chiseled like a Greek god. I watched the way he struggled a bit to find his way to
shore in order for him to dump the sand he got from the lagoon.

He dumped the sand, stood there and was breathing heavily. And then one of the guys called him to inform him I was looking for him. NOTE, egbon Mufu was backing us when he was called upon,reacting to the call egbon couldn't turn his neck he had to turn his whole body cos his neck has already gotten stiff due to the pressure from the heavy basket of sand he carried couple with latic acid burning. In my mind I was like wtf,na so I won take die? Na so my neck go come break grin We concluded on how I would go about the job,he told me to pull of my clothes as I have to work with boxers alone lol. Me wey be say as soon as I saw the neck issue I already made up my mind to salo lol. Na so I tell am say I no wear pant say make I go buy boxers to wear grin He then replied saying eat b4 u come back o,I say no wahala egbon. If I'm to ever see egbon Mufu again that would be today grin I jejely went back home to hug my bed grin grin grin Too young to die grin

I don piss for body o��

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Graduates Who Are Teaching - I Want To Bless You With 10,000 Naira July 2019 by Adukey(f): 5:32pm On Jul 09, 2019
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Phones / Re: Extremely Clean Xiaomi Mi 5 (Sold ! Sold !! Sold !!!) by Adukey(f): 10:55am On Jul 09, 2019
nurez305:
Still Available
Where in Lagos are you based?
Phones / Re: Brand New Miguer M1 Pro For Sale #27,000 by Adukey(f): 8:08pm On Jul 03, 2019
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Fashion / Re: Start A Perfume Oil Business With 20k Only by Adukey(f): 10:46am On Mar 15, 2019
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Wow! nice. I'll contact you once I get orders after showing these samples.
Health / Re: Healthy Skin Tips: How To Get Beautiful Skin In Just 2weeks by Adukey(f): 12:41am On Mar 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
Sharap
OK, I won't reply you after this. Frustrated human being
Health / Re: Healthy Skin Tips: How To Get Beautiful Skin In Just 2weeks by Adukey(f): 12:34am On Mar 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
typical Slay queen..
My friend go and hustle and get a life
You well so?
Health / Re: Healthy Skin Tips: How To Get Beautiful Skin In Just 2weeks by Adukey(f): 11:55pm On Mar 07, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by Adukey(f): 10:27pm On Feb 25, 2019
Thugs of hindostan

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Family / Re: "I Can't Suck Catarrh Out Of My Child's Nose". Lady Gets Epic Reply by Adukey(f): 3:54pm On Feb 22, 2019
TroubleMaker47:
But there are handy apparatus dat can work perfectly in lieu of sucking the nose.
Eg that rubber tool used for children enema

Mucus extractor
Health / Re: Today Is World Diabetes Day - 9 Things 'todo' To Avoid The Incurable Disease by Adukey(f): 10:20am On Feb 15, 2019
post=75745456:
Very good thread OP.
Thumbs up.

Oan,
A barbecue a day, keeps the doctor away!

Says who?
Romance / Re: Postinor 2 Prices In Nigeria (pregnancy Prevention Pill) 2019 by Adukey(f): 7:52pm On Feb 09, 2019
Ridiculous price
Business / Re: The Story Behind Coscharis – The Auto Business Mogul by Adukey(f): 9:58am On Feb 06, 2019
Inspirational
Car Talk / Re: Save Your Salary For A Year, What Car Can You Afford ? by Adukey(f): 7:52pm On Feb 04, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Beautiful Nigerian Lady Who Is Lawyer And Is Now Training As A Medical by Adukey(f): 5:29pm On Jan 16, 2019
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Health / Re: 5 Health Benefits Of Guava Leaves You Should Know by Adukey(f): 9:33am On Dec 24, 2018
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Education / Re: How Lagos State University Is Killing The Dreams Of Its Students - Premium Times by Adukey(f): 10:11am On Aug 29, 2018
HigherEd:

What the Hell!

Now i know there's just only one good state university in Nigeria - KWASU. The rest are next to thrash.

Kwasu my foot!
Celebrities / Re: Simi Accepts First Nollywood Movie Role In Kunle Afolayan's Movie, Mokalik by Adukey(f): 7:50am On Aug 27, 2018
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Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by Adukey(f): 8:53am On Aug 24, 2018
WhoBeThisMan:
The institute of marriage is really under attack.

Why marry stall if you don't want to submit to your husband?

The concept of marriage from the west dosnt work. That's why one out of every 2 marriages end in divours.

On marriage matters, the whites need to learn from Africa not the other way round.

So, just that one day kneeling will make her submissive?
Education / Re: Oshun Ceramics Threatens Adeleke University With Destruction Of All Structures by Adukey(f): 7:04am On Aug 24, 2018
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Share Your Eid's Pictures Here. by Adukey(f): 5:20pm On Aug 21, 2018
Eid Mubarak
Romance / Re: Lady Find N2500 As She Break Piggy Bank After 8mnths, See What She Wants To do(p by Adukey(f): 8:57am On Aug 19, 2018
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Romance / Re: A Girl Demanded For 30k Turn Down And She Rain Insult by Adukey(f): 5:32pm On Aug 18, 2018
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