walesalak:
ijebu shey?

And, what's wrong with ijebu girls?

Beautiful

ednut1:
nawao. When u dey ever roast ur chicken na

Lol

Where's the video?

Fahrenhite:


Excuse me first, is it your ancestors that tell you it is Jesus photo? So if Jet li acted passion of the christ part 2 you will say jet li is Jesus?

I can no longer shake my head for people like you.

As in ehn, I just shake my head for him. See comment "don't play with Jesus photo "warped mentality.

KendrickAyomide:
Un Serious fellows.. i knew their tribe and religion before i opened the thread

So, every Hausa is from one particular religion? Your thinking is warped.

Awon organ harvesters

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Where's the photo of the driver? That is needed too.

eCONTROL:

...but 5 daily prayers a day is worse than hell. Is your God deaf or something? if you said it 4 times already in one day then why does he need to be reminded the fifth time?

children run! run!! run!!! don't pray 5 times a day to any God, deaf or hearing just to gain Nintendo points. it's just childhood indoctrination.

'nuff said.

I feel like telling you to shut up! I won't though.

I can see baby's moving

English students can't apply?

Red grapes ni

Hmmm, 15k to abort a 5months old fetus?
I smell lies, she wants to scam you.

Ok

Dfavouredone:
Some times also our parents are themselves a product of improper upbringing and have their own emotional and situational battles. We should sometimes bear with them and try to understand their short coming.

My parents try I nor go lie. May dad was a taxi driver and was a jolly good fellow. He will always buy suya when coming back home from work by around 11pm. Then if you sleep before papa come back from work, na your luck be that, u don miss suya. The rule among we siblings is no waking of anybody wey sleep . Sometimes my mum go forget go wake person, we go vex for her. It was fun. That was around 1992. But i lost my easy going dad in 1995 to road accident.

My mum became the bread winner of our home taking care of me and my six siblings. Na wetin my papa brother do, i nor go ever do for me life. Dem come carry all my papa property and abandoned us the children for my mum. But God love us and my mum na strong woman with love for God. She hustle take care of us go school.

Growing with no father figure, i wan be lose guard dey join area boys. My mother begin cry, wake me for night dey advise me. I come come myself to advise say why i dey lose guard like this, this woman want my good and i better behave. From then on I change my ways, my mum was very happy and proud. I come serious for church become teens president, dem pass my exam without problem and gain admission. My mum treat me like egg. She go rather make mosquitoes come bite her than make the mosquitoes bite me. Pet me like small pikin. I love her to pieces. People dey call me her husband because I be the first son as well. When i came back from NYSC after graduation, she wan come carry bucket of water go bathroom for me to take bath. I just rush am say, momsy stop stop, i can do myself na. She wan kill me with love and petting. But she is no longer with us on earth as she went to be with the Lord in 2016. But the training and education she given me is sustaining me and only God know why he calls her and I still blessed God for everything. She is my idol and role model.

I will pauper my children the way my mum pauper me while still instilling crucial life lessons in them like hard work and discipline.

What a touching story, may their souls continue to rest in peace. It's 'pamper 'though, not 'pauper'.

thanki410:

no , u can answer it since ur village males have boobs

And, what's so special or weird about makes having breasts ?

mankettle:
@ dvkot.
follow my instructions carefully.

1. get access to her phone for a bit.
2. Add your cousins wife number to it.
3. screenshot the conversation.
4. Send it to the wife and delete immediately.
5. just seat back and watch what will happen.

This one is strong o

thanki410:
Jesus never had breasts during his baptism and half of his ynazh was not showing when john baptised him...

Were you there?

Misterdhee1:
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Mustay:




Y'all for real This is why Nigeria will continue having issues. Corruption isn't just about money. It starts from corrupting positions and the system then justifying it with sentiments and excuses.

Lol, bet you've never been in a situation where no matter how hard you study, you don't just comprehend

Wow! No need for DNA test.

dancok:
University of Ado Ekiti, now EKSU

Ok

dancok:
hmm u sure, UNAD girls

What's unad?

fuckerstard:


Look at you, what if they insist you go to class from home? You will always be their baby, even when you finish school sef..

Lol, actually went to school from home in my year 2.

Lol

fuckerstard:
None of my kids would go to school outside Lagos especially university, so i can visit them in school every other day and see how they are doing. I said that because i live in Lagos.

I hated this in my year one, my dad would just come unannounced, not that I go out of school o. I won't do that to my children, it made me feel like I was still a baby that needed monitoring every time.

flexeey:
Their wedding comes up this Saturday at Karu, Abuja. Say a prayer for them.

May almighty Allah bless your home with happiness and everlasting love,obedient and adorable children. Happy married life in advance.

Tripleoluwa:
I was looking through exam scripts recently written by Unilag students in XYZ department. Then I found a very funny plea by a student pleading for leniency and mercy.

Please, help him I can relate. Some courses are so complicated that no matter how hard you study, you still won't comprehend. Like he said, he's having difficulty in the course.

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no1madman:

So sad. .suck my motha facking dicckk . Abeg!

You be real mad man, lol.

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