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Politics / Re: Clash Of God! Two Igbo Evangelist Fights Dirty In A Public Bus Over Who Preach by Adukey(f): 11:37am On Jul 06, 2018
Where's the video?

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Family / Re: Pregnant Lady And Her Lover Burnt To Death In Lagos (photos) by Adukey(f): 5:35am On Jul 06, 2018
Fahrenhite:


Excuse me first, is it your ancestors that tell you it is Jesus photo? So if Jet li acted passion of the christ part 2 you will say jet li is Jesus?

I can no longer shake my head for people like you.


As in ehn, I just shake my head for him. See comment "don't play with Jesus photo "warped mentality.

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Teenage Couple by Adukey(f): 10:20am On Jul 05, 2018
KendrickAyomide:
Un Serious fellows.. i knew their tribe and religion before i opened the thread

So, every Hausa is from one particular religion? Your thinking is warped.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 350k Job For Ssce by Adukey(f): 8:54am On Jul 03, 2018
Awon organ harvesters

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Travel / Re: Lagos Tanker Explosion: 3-Year-Old Boy Declared Missing (Photos) by Adukey(f): 1:46pm On Jun 29, 2018
Where's the photo of the driver? That is needed too.
Family / Re: Mum Plans To Stop Her Kids From Getting Addicted To Games & Tablet Using This by Adukey(f): 7:23am On Jun 28, 2018
eCONTROL:

...but 5 daily prayers a day is worse than hell. Is your God deaf or something? if you said it 4 times already in one day then why does he need to be reminded the fifth time?

children run! run!! run!!! don't pray 5 times a day to any God, deaf or hearing just to gain Nintendo points. it's just childhood indoctrination.

'nuff said.
I feel like telling you to shut up! I won't though.
Romance / Re: This Lady’s Unclad Maternity Photos Is All What You Need To See Today by Adukey(f): 4:37pm On Jun 24, 2018
I can see baby's moving

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Education / Re: Apply For Seplat Energy Undergraduate Scholarships. Nigerians Only by Adukey(f): 2:54pm On Jun 23, 2018
English students can't apply?
Food / Re: What Is This Fruit Called In English? by Adukey(f): 3:54pm On Jun 22, 2018
Red grapes ni
Romance / Re: Could This Be An Abortion Scam? by Adukey(f): 7:48pm On Jun 19, 2018
Hmmm, 15k to abort a 5months old fetus?
I smell lies, she wants to scam you.
Romance / Re: Relationship: Tips On How To Propose To Your Lady by Adukey(f): 5:53pm On Jun 19, 2018
Ok
Family / Re: Name A Parenting Trait From Your Parents You Would Never Emulate by Adukey(f): 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2018
Dfavouredone:
Some times also our parents are themselves a product of improper upbringing and have their own emotional and situational battles. We should sometimes bear with them and try to understand their short coming.

My parents try I nor go lie. May dad was a taxi driver and was a jolly good fellow. He will always buy suya when coming back home from work by around 11pm. Then if you sleep before papa come back from work, na your luck be that, u don miss suya. The rule among we siblings is no waking of anybody wey sleep cheesy. Sometimes my mum go forget go wake person, we go vex for her. It was fun. That was around 1992. But i lost my easy going dad in 1995 to road accident. cry cry

My mum became the bread winner of our home taking care of me and my six siblings. Na wetin my papa brother do, i nor go ever do for me life. Dem come carry all my papa property and abandoned us the children for my mum. But God love us and my mum na strong woman with love for God. She hustle take care of us go school.

Growing with no father figure, i wan be lose guard dey join area boys. My mother begin cry, wake me for night dey advise me. I come come myself to advise say why i dey lose guard like this, this woman want my good and i better behave. From then on I change my ways, my mum was very happy and proud. I come serious for church become teens president, dem pass my exam without problem and gain admission. My mum treat me like egg. She go rather make mosquitoes come bite her than make the mosquitoes bite me. Pet me like small pikin. I love her to pieces. People dey call me her husband because I be the first son as well. When i came back from NYSC after graduation, she wan come carry bucket of water go bathroom for me to take bath. I just rush am say, momsy stop stop, i can do myself na. She wan kill me with love and petting. But she is no longer with us on earth as she went to be with the Lord in 2016. But the training and education she given me is sustaining me and only God know why he calls her and I still blessed God for everything. She is my idol and role model. kiss kiss

I will pauper my children the way my mum pauper me while still instilling crucial life lessons in them like hard work and discipline.


What a touching story, may their souls continue to rest in peace. It's 'pamper 'though, not 'pauper'.

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Celebrities / Re: Jesus And John The Baptist? These Photos Of Jay Z And Beyonce Has People Enraged by Adukey(f): 8:23pm On Jun 18, 2018
thanki410:

no , u can answer it since ur village males have boobs


And, what's so special or weird about makes having breasts ?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With My Cousin.. Pls Advice by Adukey(f): 6:51pm On Jun 18, 2018
mankettle:
@ dvkot.
follow my instructions carefully.

1. get access to her phone for a bit.
2. Add your cousins wife number to it.
3. screenshot the conversation.
4. Send it to the wife and delete immediately.
5. just seat back and watch what will happen.

This one is strong o

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Celebrities / Re: Jesus And John The Baptist? These Photos Of Jay Z And Beyonce Has People Enraged by Adukey(f): 6:40pm On Jun 18, 2018
thanki410:
Jesus never had breasts during his baptism and half of his ynazh was not showing when john baptised him...

Were you there?

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Romance / Re: This Lady Made The First Move On Her Man, She's Now Married For Four Years by Adukey(f): 5:48pm On Jun 18, 2018
Misterdhee1:
The problem is the majority of girls that ask guys out are usually animashaun.





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Really?
Education / Re: Hilarious Unilag Student Begging For Marks In His Exam Script(photo) by Adukey(f): 10:42am On Jun 18, 2018
Mustay:




Y'all for real This is why Nigeria will continue having issues. Corruption isn't just about money. It starts from corrupting positions and the system then justifying it with sentiments and excuses.


Lol, bet you've never been in a situation where no matter how hard you study, you don't just comprehend
Business / Re: Bill Gates Celebrates His Dad On Father's Day, Says He's The Real 'Bill Gates' by Adukey(f): 7:29am On Jun 18, 2018
Wow! No need for DNA test.

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Family / Re: Name A Parenting Trait From Your Parents You Would Never Emulate by Adukey(f): 10:24pm On Jun 17, 2018
dancok:
University of Ado Ekiti, now EKSU

Ok

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Family / Re: Name A Parenting Trait From Your Parents You Would Never Emulate by Adukey(f): 10:04pm On Jun 17, 2018
dancok:
hmm u sure, UNAD girls

What's unad?
Family / Re: Name A Parenting Trait From Your Parents You Would Never Emulate by Adukey(f): 9:34pm On Jun 17, 2018
fuckerstard:


Look at you, what if they insist you go to class from home? You will always be their baby, even when you finish school sef..


Lol, actually went to school from home in my year 2.

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Family / Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Fathers And Their Characteristics - Meme Collection by Adukey(f): 8:12pm On Jun 17, 2018
Lol
Family / Re: Name A Parenting Trait From Your Parents You Would Never Emulate by Adukey(f): 7:47pm On Jun 17, 2018
fuckerstard:
None of my kids would go to school outside Lagos especially university, so i can visit them in school every other day and see how they are doing. I said that because i live in Lagos.

I hated this in my year one, my dad would just come unannounced, not that I go out of school o. I won't do that to my children, it made me feel like I was still a baby that needed monitoring every time.

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Romance / Re: Checkout This 2 Nairalanders Romantic Pre-wedding Pictures. by Adukey(f): 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2018
flexeey:
Their wedding comes up this Saturday at Karu, Abuja. Say a prayer for them.


May almighty Allah bless your home with happiness and everlasting love,obedient and adorable children. Happy married life in advance.

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Education / Re: Hilarious Unilag Student Begging For Marks In His Exam Script(photo) by Adukey(f): 5:30pm On Jun 17, 2018
Tripleoluwa:
I was looking through exam scripts recently written by Unilag students in XYZ department. Then I found a very funny plea by a student pleading for leniency and mercy.

Please, help him I can relate. Some courses are so complicated that no matter how hard you study, you still won't comprehend. Like he said, he's having difficulty in the course.

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How much?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: What Advice Would You Give To Coach, Rohr? by Adukey(f): 6:35am On Jun 17, 2018
no1madman:

So sad. .suck my motha facking dicckk . Abeg!
You be real mad man, lol.

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Sports / Re: See How Salah Was Surprised On His Birthday After Losing World Cup Match. Photos by Adukey(f): 10:41pm On Jun 16, 2018
June born are unique and talented. Happy birthday, Mo

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: What Advice Would You Give To Coach, Rohr? by Adukey(f): 10:38pm On Jun 16, 2018
That Victor Moses just dey fall anyhow like person Wey no get stamina. It's all good though, eagles for the win cheesy

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Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures of my Brother by Adukey(f): 4:19pm On Jun 16, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
angry

You wey no guy never go down on both knees, when will they marry u undecided


Lol
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures of my Brother by Adukey(f): 12:53pm On Jun 16, 2018
Very beautiful, barakallahu fihk. He shouldn't have gone down on one knee though,he spoil everything with that.

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