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Celebrities / Re: Instablog9ja Apologizes To Khloe Over HIV Caption! by Adukey(f): 7:32am On Jun 03, 2018
NinaArsenal:
She sef why will she reply the fan with a yes.
Goan chop food and gain weight Biko before breeze will blow u.

Gaining weight is not all about eating, it's part of it though but, gene too has a strong role to play in weight gain. You may be fat but unhealthy and someone else slim and very healthy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Woman Cries Out After Buying Fake Blue Band(video) by Adukey(f): 7:23am On Jun 03, 2018
Gosh! Clearly written, spread for bread. This woman get issues, all in a bid to trend. What do people gain from defamation. Maybe, she doesn't understand the meaning of spread for bread.

In Nigeria,all noodles are indomie, I'm not surprised if this woman thinks all blueband variants must melt in hot water. Illiteracy!

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Education / Re: 19-year-old Girl Who Graduated From University At 17 Lists Her Achievements by Adukey(f): 7:12am On Jun 03, 2018
MDsambo:
University = 4yrs

17-4=13


Senior secondary = 3yrs

Jenior secondary = 3yrs

3+3=6
13-6=7


Primary = 6yrs

7-6=1


Kindergarten and Nursery one to two = 3yrs


1-3= -2yrs


So she started school 2yrs before she was born, graduated from secondary school at 13 and primary at 7?
Wow, congratulations


As in ehn, well we can't say maybe she got double promotion in primary school and sat for waec and jamb in ss2,anything is possible in Nigeria.

It's very possible she graduated sec school at 13,i knew someone that got into js1 at 8 and finished at 13,so it's possible. I don't know about she entering uni at 13 though, that's illegal.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Months After Landing My Dream Job In An Int'l NGO, The Admin Shocked Me Today by Adukey(f): 5:24am On Jun 03, 2018
LaudableXX:


So what happens if you have a common Nigerian name and 4, 5 or 8 people bear the same name with you? I have met like 6 people called Chike Obi. What would the HR person now do?

Your third name will make the difference, in a case you didn't include that, your pictures will give you away and if you don't have pictures, I'm they'll have a way of getting your social media activities.
Romance / Re: Angela , CEO Of Zappy Pop Corns Bids Farewell To Spinsterhood! by Adukey(f): 6:00pm On Jun 02, 2018
The little girl is so cute and her gown is beautiful. Happy married life to the couple, God bless their union.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Deceived Me That "She Was Not A Virgin" by Adukey(f): 3:38pm On Jun 02, 2018
When some are lying that they are virgins, this one lied she's not a virgin. Na wa o, what's there to be ashamed of?

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Romance / Re: Visiting My Fiancee's Parents For The First Time, What Should I Buy For Them? by Adukey(f): 3:18pm On Jun 02, 2018
divineappo:
buy a bowl of Garri #400 and akara #300, tell the whole family to soak it and finish it all before u leave


Lmso, you're not serious o
Crime / Re: Married Side Chic Duped Of N850k By Her Married Lover In Lagos by Adukey(f): 3:57pm On Jun 01, 2018
Na wa o
Education / Re: Awonusi Victor Olusegun Of UNILAG Nude Photo Scandal: "My Phone Was Stolen" by Adukey(f): 3:05pm On Jun 01, 2018
Shalomc:

Exposing him yesterday. Hmmm alhaja I hope no be say im done ..... you know??

Exposed who? Lol
Education / Re: Awonusi Victor Olusegun Of UNILAG Nude Photo Scandal: "My Phone Was Stolen" by Adukey(f): 2:53pm On Jun 01, 2018
Shalomc:
Adukey wehdone.


For?
Education / Re: Nude Photos Of UNILAG English Professor Who Molests Female Students Leaked! by Adukey(f): 12:28pm On May 31, 2018
Another twist to the story




The attention of the management of the school has been drew to a report in the media indicting one of our noble professors of molestation. The public should please note that the report is not only untrue but also not acceptable as it has caused a lot of worries to the lecturer involved.

"The uncleared pictures were taken while the professor was changing having had an hectic day lecturing in his Lagos office" says an enthusiastic secretary of his. As we speak, the professor has been hospitalised because of this ill-fated junk journalism.

Efforts are ongoing to get the perpetrators of this act. Once they are found, they would have to face the panel before expulsion.

*More reports coming!*




Signed :

Media Publicity Secretary for the school.
Education / Re: Nude Photos Of UNILAG English Professor Who Molests Female Students Leaked! by Adukey(f): 11:35am On May 31, 2018
Shalomc:
Confirmed or you're doing the nairaland ethnic things?
Confirmed, he's my lecturer now. I no go recognize am again?
Education / Re: Nude Photos Of UNILAG English Professor Who Molests Female Students Leaked! by Adukey(f): 11:32am On May 31, 2018
Shalomc:
Wow... getting interesting
Na prof A w o n u s i

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Education / . by Adukey(f): 9:54am On May 31, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Michael Okon And Kosi Obialor Pre-Wedding Photos by Adukey(f): 10:19am On May 30, 2018
Beautiful, I pray the marriage is more beautiful and filled with love and happiness.

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Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Shows Off His Sets Of Twins As They Clock 3 Months by Adukey(f): 2:59pm On May 28, 2018
Why did they spoil the girls' bodies like this now? This is unfair

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Education / Re: My Stature Isn't Different From That Of A Student - Youngest Lecturer In LASU by Adukey(f): 2:18pm On May 28, 2018
OK
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Rita Dominic, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Ini Edo Rock Pajamas (Photos) by Adukey(f): 8:20pm On May 25, 2018
The op and the mod that pushed this to front page need some schooling.

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Rita Dominic, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Ini Edo Rock Pajamas (Photos) by Adukey(f): 8:19pm On May 25, 2018
Is this pajamas or bathrobe?

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Education / Re: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by Adukey(f): 10:45am On May 24, 2018
Tintinabulation
Celebrities / Re: "Going Through Labour Knowing My Baby Was Dead Broke Me" - Toolz by Adukey(f): 4:10pm On May 13, 2018
OrestesDante:


shocked shocked shocked


☣ ☠


She isn't your sister but your child... Congratulations.
Where is the venue? I don't eat rice. grin



☣ ☠


Lol, thanks so much.
Celebrities / Re: "Going Through Labour Knowing My Baby Was Dead Broke Me" - Toolz by Adukey(f): 7:10am On May 13, 2018
weedfada:


Woah! Congrats to y'all. As a last born, wish I had a younger sister or brother sef... Need a partner in crime.

Lol
Celebrities / Re: "Going Through Labour Knowing My Baby Was Dead Broke Me" - Toolz by Adukey(f): 11:35pm On May 12, 2018
delpee:

Big congrats!! May God bless you all.
Aameen, thanks.
Celebrities / Re: "Going Through Labour Knowing My Baby Was Dead Broke Me" - Toolz by Adukey(f): 11:03pm On May 12, 2018
This is heartbreaking.


Alhamdulillah, my mum was delivered of a healthy baby girl earlier today. After 25years of waiting. Yes, I'm 25,just got a younger sister. I'm so excited.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man Like Your Father Or A Woman Like Your Mother by Adukey(f): 9:07pm On May 10, 2018
Arondizuogu:

Most family is like yours in Nigeria, especially with our parents.
Why does it have to be like that?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma’s Message To Trolls by Adukey(f): 3:04pm On May 10, 2018
EKLE:
0.5 seconds or 0.5 second... which is correct?

The latter is correct.
Romance / Re: What Car Can Your Current Bank Account Buy? by Adukey(f): 2:16pm On May 10, 2018
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