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Family › Re: Woman In Tears As Female Lawyer Who Handled Her Divorce Case Weds Her Husband by advanceDNA: 9:03pm On Jun 07, 2024
Hahahahahahahhahaha.....

Lawyer be like...."Na U say nor want again ooooo"

Romance › Re: I Love Her. She Is A Baby Mama. Pls Advice Me. I Am A Single Guy by advanceDNA: 8:18pm On Jun 07, 2024
nkemjacob2:
she got deceived by a guy that promised her marriage 5 years ago. She was ignorant then. But the guy still takes care of the boy. But they are no more
Hahahahahahahaha.....

Can u imagine this guy...
Food › Re: Just In:snake I Killed This Evening by advanceDNA: 7:44pm On Jun 07, 2024
... Prepare am well ooooo.....


.collect this one make u wash am down

Sports › Re: I Nearly Pulled My Gun' Odartey After DNA Test Proved He Wasn’t Father Of 3 Kids by advanceDNA: 6:26pm On Jun 07, 2024
TheSuperX:
Do you expect him to stay single for the rest of his life because he married a cheat? use that your big head for once.
U nor too get sense
Romance › Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by advanceDNA: 5:03pm On Jun 07, 2024
sparko1:
I am trying to explain the difference between a mental disorder and a human being having (legal) feeling for another person.

There are lots of things as related to human biology that we can't explain but don't know but one thing is certain, having sex with a child/animal is not biology it is just a mental illness.
Lol.....so u can call someone's sexual preference mental illness....?? Hahahahahaha


See...anything different from man and woman sex is a deviation from nature and genetics...including ur gay sex....

If u cannot explain how a person is both attracted to men and women at the same time with ur so called genetics then u don't have point.....
Agriculture › Re: I Have 350k What Sort Of Agri Business Do I Go Into. by advanceDNA: 4:46pm On Jun 07, 2024
Ahmed442:
In every religion there are people that intentionally deviate from its teachings islam never teaches us to kill someone because he is a Christian or atheist or any other religion, this people is either they don't understand the teachings of Islam or they understand it and deliberately deviate from it
They ddnt deviate...they are only doing what ur prophet did and also permit them to do...

It's in ur quran....for the purpose of installing the rule of islam....U prophet permit killing of infidels, taking them as wife forcefully without their will, using them for ransom....

after the war ..Ur prophet ddnt allow people who ddnt want Islam to remain in their own country....??

How is this different from what isis, bokoharam and ISWAP is doing??
Autos › Re: Lexus Rx 300 For Sale by advanceDNA: 4:40pm On Jun 07, 2024
deardevil:
4m ..... ok is all right grin grin grin
Their fellow merchant will soon be here to defend it with inflation and dollar.....
Agriculture › Re: I Have 350k What Sort Of Agri Business Do I Go Into. by advanceDNA: 4:25pm On Jun 07, 2024
Ahmed442:
It is a sin in islam
Lol..

But it's not to sin to kill anybody u call an infidel
Agriculture › Re: I Have 350k What Sort Of Agri Business Do I Go Into. by advanceDNA: 3:54pm On Jun 07, 2024
Newyorkitis:
Do you believe in God?
What's ur point??
Properties › Re: Distress Sale . Single Door LG Inverter Fridge And 4k 55inch Hisense Smart TV by advanceDNA: 3:49pm On Jun 07, 2024
budaatum:
I don't believe you are distressed enough.

A distressed seller will sweep the outside of their shop and hire naked people to dance outside to entice people in or at least display images of what they distressfully want to sell.

I think it's called marketing.
U too like vawulence......

Small thing....u don carry RPG come knife fight
Agriculture › Re: I Have 350k What Sort Of Agri Business Do I Go Into. by advanceDNA: 3:44pm On Jun 07, 2024
Ahmed442:
Hello fam!
I have 350k but was wondering which investment should I channel the money....iam from the north I need your advice please 🥺.
Soft loan business .....20 to 50k

Them go collect form= 500 naira

U Collect interest.,...3k to 6k

Duration 1- 2 weeks..

Ur target audience na small market seller that flip cash quickly and salary earners..........

Do risk assessment : go know their shop or stand where they stay and house address and use guarantor...


U go dey alright
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by advanceDNA: 3:02pm On Jun 07, 2024
Chicagograduate:
No where you can find a chill drink as this.
Procedure to get drinks like that
1..buy the drink
2.Put them in the fridge/freezer
3. On generator for 8hrs straight .....
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by advanceDNA:
BabaHenry:
Got to the pond very early this fateful day and behold!!!
A big meat is waiting
Caught by the net used in protection the fishes from predators...




grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy


Mod!!!



Do the needful
Snakes cringe me.....but still...You did well...

Take .....use am wash am down

Family › Re: . by advanceDNA: 2:33pm On Jun 07, 2024
Inside life
Business › Re: Court Tells Multichoice To Give Nigerians One Month Free DSTV, GOTV Subscription by advanceDNA: 2:09pm On Jun 07, 2024
Multichoice be like...just one month??


..no wahala...




Nigerian!!!!!! Subscribe 7months and get one month free...

Romance › Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by advanceDNA: 12:49pm On Jun 07, 2024
sparko1:
You went to beastiality, and having sex with a child, so I help you understand impulse (illegal/immortal) impulses is not what we are talking about.
Oga...u are cherry picking....

U r the one trying to explain how genetics play a role in gay sex....but u dont want to explain for genetic olay the role in bisexuals, beastiality, sex with children etc.... U now want to o call it impulse.... Who are u to all their sexual preference impulse...but u don't want to agree ur gay sex is not imoulse

see...It doesn't matter wether it's rape, legal or consentual... U have to be first sexual attracted to a person or thing before u now non-consentually have sex with them....

U must have erection to have consensual or consensual sex....so u don't have point by calling one person's sex impulse and urs genetic...
Christianity Etc › Re: Islam " A Religion Of Peace " Can Someone Pls. Explain How True It Is ? by advanceDNA: 11:25am On Jun 07, 2024
U are the one that is not getting their definition of peace.

As long as u accept the religion and worship Allah....u will have peace...

Anything outside the above....u are an infidel.... and infidel deserve to be killed, raped, married by force or wateva they like...

U see ....after Mohammed killed those that attacked him for spreading the gospel he claimed an angel revealed to him..... The real problem started when his gospel did not remain only as a religion....but he started chasing those that ddnt want Islam out of Medina and installed Islam as governmental control....
.
Mind u, the prophet was not among the ruling class....but after he had killed million of people who he claimed attacked him first.. .who wan die naaa.....??
It's the same approach bokoharam, ISIS, ISWAP, are using...they see nothing wrong with killing some people to have their version of peace....
Sports › Re: I Nearly Pulled My Gun' Odartey After DNA Test Proved He Wasn’t Father Of 3 Kids by advanceDNA: 11:15am On Jun 07, 2024
tishbite43:
This guy matter dey interesting
So a man can be fertile and a woman can birth four bastards under his roof
Chai
He's a footballer...what do expect?? Nigga is probably not around always....

This life.......pray make u nor marry another person wife....all these men who marry women that leave the ex they truly love just to marry who's available or can opay bills are just putting themselves in one chance situation.....

because...women are only loyal to their emotions.
A woman can be with you full time yet be fvcking another person more than u that is paying the bills......

Ask as many married men as u can that are even at home regularly how many times they fvck their wife in a month...... With the 1week period,..I'm tired...I'm not in the mood in between.....baba, u can marry a woman and birth 4 kids that not urs even though u are 100% fertile
Sports › Re: I Nearly Pulled My Gun' Odartey After DNA Test Proved He Wasn’t Father Of 3 Kids by advanceDNA: 11:04am On Jun 07, 2024
jessylaurel:
Women seems to be making big moves in the cheating game. A round of applause 😌😌😌.

No be who first do the pain😂😂😂
How did u arrive at the man cheating her first..?? ..... Anyways...wateva narrative makes u sleep well at night is fine
Sports › Re: I Nearly Pulled My Gun' Odartey After DNA Test Proved He Wasn’t Father Of 3 Kids by advanceDNA: 11:00am On Jun 07, 2024
Lol.....The werey still get mind marry another woman....


As in ....u never tire .....??
Romance › Re: Why Do I Believe Ourtruth247 Guy Is Saying The Truth? by advanceDNA: 8:58am On Jun 07, 2024
Sapasenator:
Hyping yourself with your alternative account.

Wedone sir!
So if I agree with this ur comment now....it must be one of ur alternate account....?? grin grin
Politics › Re: Governors Reject N100,000 Minimum Wage Proposal, Opt For N70,000 by advanceDNA: 7:52am On Jun 07, 2024
Governors be be like..... "Nna ehn! These people wants to reduce the money available for us to steal oooo."....
Romance › Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by advanceDNA: 7:42am On Jun 07, 2024
sparko1:
The first thing you need to understand is there is a difference between desire and mental disorders.

Just like the difference between a madman and everyone else is not just clothes but how they interact with humans.

In Nigeria a 45 year old man can marry a 14 years old girl, that should be a crime but for some reason if he has permission from the parents it's fine but we all know it's abnormal, the girls doesn't have a choice because she's not old enough.

The difference here is first both are adults of legal age, two no one is being taken advantage of (can you ask an animal for permission, do they have legal age, can they refuse such advance)

Remember just having sex with a woman is not enough, she has to agree, if she's not in agreement ITS RAPE, just because you have the impulse to sleep with someone doesn't make it right.
How did this topic get to rape....?? What is ur point ...because Based on my comment u chose to mention....I don't get u
Romance › Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by advanceDNA: 2:52am On Jun 07, 2024
Porksupplyib:
Lol.

https://www.nairaland.com/8116489/celine-ndudim-missing-port-harcourt

From this video, we can at least see that they have been living similar type of lifestyle for some time. That is a posh setting there. Quite above the ordinary lifestyle. So we can't say they are common oloshos.
Posh setting...?? I guess we have different meaning of what posh is....even if that's the most posh place in the world...
Is that her house...?? Or her office??

How does snapping pictures in a posh place translate to being being high class??........a prostituté once said..."i have slept in many hotel i cant never afford even if i save for 10 years"
Romance › Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by advanceDNA: 2:23am On Jun 07, 2024
Porksupplyib:
Ok I get u.
But I feel these ladies were already posh babes with steady clients. See the Instagram video of one of them that was released. You can see that their level don high. Not ordinary street babe olosho level. So charging 500k each for a weekend may not be Completely out of the picture like that.
Nothing posh about them..just greedy women who want things they cannot afford .....one of them is even married..... I pity guys getting married in this modern times, even looking for babes with olosho vibes
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
mmo1:
Good morning house please kindly help me address this refusal letter for my kids.
Although there father is not moving to UK due to his business and our family company as well.
We have given them all the reasons with all relevant documents.
the still refuse the kids saying there are not sure if I'm there mother attached is the refusal letter
Your opinion and advise is highly needed
Thanks so much house.
Ur children's application was refused by SW 32A.1 with reference to CHI3.1 to CHI3.2

What this means is that ... All ur explanation and evidence means nothing to UKVI as long as their father is available in Nigeria to care for them kids and also...u do not have sole custody letter from the court to show u legally have full right over them to take them anywhere even without their father's consent..

Furthermore, If u have already given them the impression that u are still married, & perhaps ur husband also gave consent by letter for the kids to travel, u have further shot urself in the leg and destroyed all the available loop holes u can use to get the kid's visas approved....

Madam....Unless a rare miracle happens in ur favour...The last card u have left to play is for the kids to reapply with ur husband...travel with them and return home to his business...... Don't do administrative review........I repeat don't do administrative review....

Good luck
Romance › Re: What I'm Going To Do by advanceDNA: 6:55pm On Jun 06, 2024
Dubetex96:
........
No u say she dey enter your eye??
Romance › Re: What I'm Going To Do by advanceDNA: 6:43pm On Jun 06, 2024
A little bit more...she will soon bring a her boyfriend's issues and ask u to lend her money to help her boyfriend....By then, no one will tell before u realize say u don build 3 bedroom flat in the friend zone...
Romance › Re: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by advanceDNA: 12:47pm On Jun 06, 2024
Porksupplyib:
You will be surprised to know that there are simps who pay such to high profile oloshos.

Some of these big social media girls and Nollywood actresses are packaged rungirls. Some big men pay more than that to bed them just for fun.
.that's why I am saying ..u just don't get it.... People paying millions to fvck celebs are not paying for just sex u can get anywhere...

Any man offering random olosho for street millions is a smoke screen to make her not refuse so he gets what he truly he wants....
Crime › Re: US Secret Service On The Hunt For Yahoo Boys Who Stole $5M From Workers Union by advanceDNA: 10:34am On Jun 06, 2024
GeneralPula:
Lol. Small small brethren..

It’s $750,000. Not $740m. Do you know how much $740m is?
U kukuma add the remaining 10million dollars
As per no be small money at all grin grin

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