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Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 7:19pm On Jun 24, 2025
Konquest:
Go back and watch the FIRST 10 seconds of the video right ABOVE again where the Nigerian President 'Bola Tinubu CLEARLY stated that "Alex was my very good neighbor and went to the same school with me in Chicago." He NEVER said they were classmates or course mates in college! Why do you people (including the paid ipob troll farms and that insidious Atiku Abubakar spokesperson named Paul Ibe) like to create imaginary negatives and overt hate speech about others in your heads?
Why are u sounding like u want to cry?? I don't understand why y'all get emotional when analysing issues

He was 13years when tinubu was exiting CSU in 1979......baba.... they ddnt go to the same school because the man would likely be in grade high school....
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 7:13pm On Jun 24, 2025
spiSeyi:
13 yrs old dey enter uni for America go and check it out and besides that man can't be 13 yrs in 1979 maybe 18-20+ undecided
I never said 13years old don't enter uni....so I don't get why u are foaming in the mouth over that point

the man was born in 1966...but hey!! wateva version makes u sleep well at night is fine by me...
Romance › Re: Some True Reasons Why Several Ladies Are Still Single At 30yrs Plus by advanceDNA: 6:29pm On Jun 24, 2025
Una go just dey use paracetamol for another person headache ....

..if them like make Dem single naaaa.....them nor dey catch late comer for wedding .
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 6:22pm On Jun 24, 2025
zero8zero:
We are seeing Obidients typing the name of the man on Google with several related searches popping up and then you guys bringing different people with the same name and creating narratives on each of them as Tinubu's classmate grin The jokes are on you grin
Baba rest....no be Everytime una go dey defend cr@p... This CSU matter don pass.... Na una dey expose Una self with school mate orr neighbor stories
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2025
spiSeyi:
School mate and not class mate undecided their are students born in the 80s schooling with those born in early or even late 2000s. The argument that PBAT is lying is baseless
The man was 13 years old in 1979 when tinubu graduated, he can't be tinubu's school mate because he was still in grade level high school....

.besides he went to Belarusian National Technical University ...so what are u pple even saying
Crime › Re: Found This Snake In My House (PHOTO) by advanceDNA: 6:13pm On Jun 24, 2025
Bestwt001:
It was zoomed not that close🤕, I zoomed it 20× to 30× zooming
Wait...when u dey follow the snake with camera from the tree truck where e pose to the top of ceiling debris for ground..

...u nor see better 2by4 plank wey u for use run am street??
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2025
zero8zero:
As the father of the man, tell us when he was admitted to Chicago state university.
Baba..no need to argue....his information is online...the school, he attended, his age...etc..he ddnt even go to CSU..

No be Everytime una go dey defend cr@p...if una nor defend, nothing go happen...tinubu is still president ruining the country.....
Crime › Re: Found This Snake In My House (PHOTO) by advanceDNA: 6:04pm On Jun 24, 2025
Bestwt001:
Found this big snake in my house a day after I had a problem with my neighbour

Also reach out for Assistance, for my services offered
So u carry phone, near cobra, dey snap pictures....welldone!!
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by advanceDNA: 6:01pm On Jun 24, 2025
TimeManager:
Lol, at least we are now aware that Atiku pays his boys around 850k - 1million naira. But unfortunately, they are being paid for a lazy job, my sincere sympathy goes to Atiku for wasting his money. Mr President's speech is very clear and much available in audiovisual. Tinubu referred to the man as his schoolmate and not as his classmate.. big difference.
If this is the best opposition could offer, then I'm so sorry for them, no wonder, they keep failing.


-Kiss the truth!
See what u are defending?? Sometimes it's better not to say anything...
...the man cannot even be tinubu's school mate becos he ddnt even start college at 13 when tinubu graduated at 1979, he ddnt even go to Chicago state University.

.........he schooled at Belarusian National Technical University much later
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA: 5:01pm On Jun 24, 2025
damosky12:
grin All this essay to defend nothing. Apparently, you think 1.5m is money. Let's rest bro.

It's esoteric. You won't get it. One day, maybe.
Like I said ....u are just being condescending more than making a point
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA: 4:53pm On Jun 24, 2025
damosky12:
Coscharis won't give you a 50m loan on a car, without tangible assets they attach you to. Loans work with assets. Except we're talking about your office car loan.
lol.. u are just contracting yourself.....a guaranteed source of 18.3M is already an asset ..that's what u don't get.....because what coscharis or any bank really care about in guarantee of refund.
Again.... with ur 100million u can't even dare to buy the car a person earning free 18.4 million will buy..because u will want to invest, keep some in risk free earnings and save some for emergency...

damosky12:
It may make you credit-worthy, but it would not guarantee you a significant loan, without assets. Do your findings on this.
I don't need to do my findings...I worked as a relationship manager in a bank during my NYSC back in 2018...and loans we gave loans to high earners easily based on their salary alone because they are credit worthy...many Exxon Mobil, Chevron staff are on 5-7 years credit facility ranging from 30-50million...all based on their salary


damosky12:
Now, your major issue is fear of a 100m lump-sum can be lost. That's all your point revolves around. And I understand.
no u don't understand .....I painted two narratives that supports that both scenarios ......but u are trying to make it look like it's not possible for someone to lose 100million in a business so 100million is the only way to go.....but it's actually happening to pple in real life on a norm.

Go read the history of lottery winners in the UK and US....the lottery companies always give them the choice of earning the money in bits for life(Or long period) or in lump sum....99% of those who choose lump sum, even with investments all ran bankrupt in 5 years with only the home they bough left..including jack Whittaker who won 314million dollars

damosky12:
But the point remains that those who know the language of money would take risk with taking and investing 100m straight-up over and over again than settle for some monthly trickles.
18.25 million/year or 1.5million per month is not trickles.... In real Nigerian world business, pple turning in 1.5million after all expense and tax without cutting corners are actually not doing bad....

damosky12:
But the average business person with some exposure would go for the lump-sum. I, for one, see another 100m in that 100m in one year or so...
real business men have both business running cost and paying taxes and also have risk free earnings ...so don't come to make risk free earnings look a bad decision
Events › Re: Is 10m Enough For Wedding Of 150 Guests In Lagos? by advanceDNA: 3:17pm On Jun 24, 2025
jiggyman:
Thank you, sir I was just worried due to the cost of living.
Add 15 million naira more....u know u have to feed them well
Politics › Re: GAVI, UNICEF Target 1.5M Nigerians For Vaccines Against Cancer, Malaria, Others by advanceDNA: 2:08pm On Jun 24, 2025
datola:
They helped found solution to killer malaria you still want them to test it by themselves.

Africa!
Baba leave vaccine....if them nor fit test on their family first make Dem dey go.... .
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA:
damosky12:
Okay. Let's assume you want to use the whole year's 18m to buy luxury car... First, you can't buy any modern tokunbo luxury benz in good condition for that amount. Second, to buy a car sef, you'd have to gather the money for a whole year. If the payment is starting today, that means you're only ready to buy the car next year. By then, inflation has done its thing.

The problem here is exposure... Anyone with a little bit of exposure in business would not confine themselves to 50k for life for fear of blowing 100m.

100m is a huge capital for business. I'm salivating at the potential of that money. Even if you're not investing in business, treasury bills (compounding over a year), fixed deposits in usd, annuities, etc. alone would yield more than 18m per year for you. Not to talk of real business.

But I get your perspective anyway. You just want to be safe. And that's alright too.
Lol ....u don't get my perspective....u just think u do because all ur talk exposure in business only sits on being condescending and buying a luxury car.....

baba...u are talking of exposure yet u don't know that someone with a guaranteed 1.5million a month for life can actually access a 100million naira facility and still keep his 1.5million per month cash flow for life...

It's actually laughable that u are talking business and exposure....yet you are ignoring risk level.......in the world of business ur risk profile determines the level of business u can do and the level of business anyone will do with you

Which is why u don't understand that coscharis Motors will gladly give a person with guaranteed 1.5million for life a 50M naira benz without thinking twice because in this hypothetical scenario coscharis knows the person is liquid for life......while u can't even dare to buy a 50million car at once because half of ur capital is gone with no back up

It's the same reason Elon musk or Jeff is richer than Ronaldo.....yet Ronaldo likely has 500million dollars in cash sitting in his account and Elon doesn't....

From the start..I said 100M with a good business idea that would yield guaranteed is great....but if not...u can't go wrong choosing 18.25 million for life...
Romance › Re: I Will Never Have Sex With A Woman Ever Again. I Will Also Never Masturbate. by advanceDNA: 10:40am On Jun 24, 2025
ThothHermes:
So how do priests and monks do it?
They dont do sh!t...
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA:
damosky12:
Many of these stories are pathetic man! 50m shop struggling to make 50k daily? Lol. Close it down!

If you have 10m, I have businesse you can do and recoup the 10m in 5 months. Not to talk of 100m!

18.25 per year is just for you to provide food,shelter, and basics for your family. It can't make you rich! It's basic!

That's not even enough to get a luxury car. Why not take risk than settle for less? This may not be popular, but so is wealth.
Of course take a risk....if u have something to take a risk on...that's my earlier point ....but if not ....stick with your guaranteed 1.5M per month ....

In case u don't know, a person with access to guaranteed risk free 18.25 million for life can even take better risk than you... But I bet u don't see how ....

Btw...luxury is relative term......maybe where u come from luxury car start from 100million.. but where I come, from which is Nigeria....a 18million naira benz, Toyota, Hyundai or Lexus is a luxury car
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Missiles Successfully Intercepted, no Casualties - Qatari Government by advanceDNA: 8:43pm On Jun 23, 2025
classicfrank4u:
Iranian military have zero intelligence,all they do is fire missiles randomly , you entered war with Israel more than a week now and you have not even killed a single Israeli general meanwhile you have lost more than 10 already grin
They are terrorist....nothing concern terrorist with generals ....civilian body counts is enough for them on a normal day
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Missiles Successfully Intercepted, no Casualties - Qatari Government by advanceDNA: 8:30pm On Jun 23, 2025
brain54:
Iran stubborn Sha...

Qater doesn't seem interested in retaliating from their body language.
Why would Qatar respond?.....the United states should go and clean up the mess they started with Iran.

they are the ones putting target on other nations' back by planting military base everywhere
Romance › Re: I Sponsored My Girlfriend’s Business, Now She's Getting Disrespectful by advanceDNA: 7:25pm On Jun 23, 2025
Kaido:
Living with a woman requires tolerating and patience.

The day a man gets married is the day he signs up for sweet wahala 😁
There is nothing sweet about living with a woman thats entitled, doesn't appreciate your sacrifice as a partner, wasting money meant for something important, and insulting you when things aren't going so well financially....

Una dey try shaaaaa...if this torture, frustration, and unhappiness is what u pple call marriage/sweet wahala..... I remove my hand abeg....
Politics › Re: Government And Naira Stability: Best Way To Stabilize Currency (opinion) by advanceDNA: 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2025
bigpicture001:
I dnt like ur first sentence... So no more reply to u... U could do better than that cuz I sense u are enlightened
If u feel offended....that's not my intention sincere apologies ...
Family › Re: 86 Year Old Woman Married To 40 Year Old Says ‘He Was Only With Me For My Money’ by advanceDNA: 3:06pm On Jun 23, 2025
doggedfighter:
That sum a month, is it too little to maintain a toyboy ?
Yes naaa....they will eat, pay bills, how much wan remain?? The guy probably works cos clearly she's not a rich person...

Besides mama doesnt think she's in toyboy kinda relationship so I'm sure she's not giving him her entire pension....that's even if her pension is up to that
Family › Re: 86 Year Old Woman Married To 40 Year Old Says ‘He Was Only With Me For My Money’ by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On Jun 23, 2025
doggedfighter:
You want to buy buy calculator and calculate the total amount ?
Mama is a retired secretary...what are u calculating..?? Money wey no fit pass 3500$ per month
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Was Asked Why Is He Not Helping Iran.his Reply by advanceDNA: 2:17pm On Jun 23, 2025
Omoooo see flex.....when United state bully you, na another nation your go transfer the aggression to.....
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2025
damosky12:
Comfort zone. grin

That's our typical mindset of Nigeria masses. Just survive and eat and see next day.
Lol....18.25 million na eat and see next day money?? I don't know you ooo....so I will not assume u dont have a business u are running.

But try enter computer village...u will see many shops with stock of over 50-100million that don't make steady 50k per day...

I have seen someone who started farming with 25million ...he barely makes 300k per month after cost..always complaining of cost of production and theft

See...there is no real business man that doesn't survive on comfort zone or risk free earnings......so sounding condescending over risk free earnings only shows ur view is one sided

At the end of day....many businessmen live on dividends and royalties...what's the difference btw earning 18.25M for life and earning royalties from a business you invested in??
Family › Re: 86 Year Old Woman Married To 40 Year Old Says ‘He Was Only With Me For My Money’ by advanceDNA:
Rossychy:
I don't know why people find it easy to take advantage of others. That's not fair!
The guy is not afraid that the old mama will kpai in the process of doing the do in zi oza room. She says her stomach turns after each round. Ewooo! Mohamed has shifted her womb to a different direction
Mama...Calm down dey read......She ddnt say her stomach turns after each round.......na ur carnal mind dey imagine Mohammed doing the do
Politics › Re: Government And Naira Stability: Best Way To Stabilize Currency (opinion) by advanceDNA: 1:29pm On Jun 23, 2025
bigpicture001:
Boss it's not a foreign company , they are Nigerian international companies.. like Access holdings.. Dangote etc... They can bring in lots ND lots of FX and help the supply chain and stabilize the naira
U know say I ask if u be comedian last time?? What do u mean by it's not a foreign company?

Access bank UK or zenith UK, etc don't operate under Nigerian corporate laws, they pay taxes to foreign government, so yes they are foreign companies and they are separate legal entities from their mother company in Nigeria on paper and in every way...

....and I am not saying they can't bring in the FX like u suggested....im just telling you FG has no jurisdiction to force them to do so..they can only create incentives to influence them...
Politics › Re: 100 Million Now or 50,000 everyday Till The Rest Of Your Life by advanceDNA: 1:12pm On Jun 23, 2025
Lol.... Real business pple, that are not cutting corners know what it takes to run 50k per day after tax, rent, electricity, stress, salary etc..

Free 50k per day is 18.25million per year ooo, for the rest of your life....

Unless u have a good business idea that 100 million with generate more than over 20million per annum, u better collect your free 50k per day cos I nor know wetin you dey chop....

Na tinubu era we dey oooo....Business owners are lamenting asf....
Politics › Re: Government And Naira Stability: Best Way To Stabilize Currency (opinion) by advanceDNA: 12:28pm On Jun 23, 2025
bigpicture001:
It is called moral suasion... believe me u didn't know the amount of work president Jonathan put in to make Dangote build that refinery
Baba...U dey contradict yourself ....you said "MAKE A Legislation that every Nigerian international firm must repatriate"

Federal Goverment doesn't have such jurisdiction to make a law to force a foreign company to do anything just because a nigerian owns the company??

And Moral suasion is not a law that will force pple or make it a must like u said ...... Federal Goverment can only introduce incentive, or concession, like offer these company owners tax, holiday on their local companies for percentage of their offshore earning they repatriate ...
Romance › Re: I Sponsored My Girlfriend’s Business, Now She's Getting Disrespectful by advanceDNA: 9:49am On Jun 23, 2025
bluebay:
Your own is Good .
My wife of 2 kids from 6 years of marriage . I observed she’s been moody for a week now and I found out she’s owing Soemone about 43k. On Fridays here , I was having about 80k left on me, I told boldness to send her the 43k to pay off her debt . Out pumping machine got spoilt , I paid 20k then gave my wife another 10k to prepare stew . Lo and behold , she came back home that night with an old android phone despite her haveing an iPhone sxmax with her . She said someone wants to sell it for 40k. I told her to return it but she refused .
Now, money I was suppose to receive on Saturday didn’t come but was assured this week and my wife has been giving me attitude and calling me
All sort of name because I couldn’t give her money she requested for . Today is Monday, she I have receive many strong comments. This is same woman I gave money on Friday and incured expenses for. Am really hurt brothers .
Haaaaaa!!!

As in....una be strong men oooo....how do you guys live with a person that clearly makes life more difficult than it is??
Politics › Re: Government And Naira Stability: Best Way To Stabilize Currency (opinion) by advanceDNA: 9:33am On Jun 23, 2025
bigpicture001:
MAKE A Legislation that every Nigerian international firm must repatriate at least 30% of it foreign earned FX ...

That simply policy alone will strengthen the naira in an unbelievable rate..

Now , u all can ask me how..
So federal government will just wake up and make law to force a company that was set up abroad, run abroad, that pays taxes abroad, to pack 30% of their revenue back to Nigeria?? Lol....are u a c0median?? grin
Romance › Re: I Sponsored My Girlfriend’s Business, Now She's Getting Disrespectful by advanceDNA: 9:23pm On Jun 22, 2025
shibyc:
Guys, today I believe women are truly different creatures.
Baba....U don't invest capital in a w0man u are fvcking....that's a dead on arrival transaction....
.. They never see it as investment, help or even a favor....most of the time, they don't even appreciate it because hey consider it as their right for allowing you have sex.....

U don snooze....fàràble chop ur loss...
Romance › Re: I Sponsored My Girlfriend’s Business, Now She's Getting Disrespectful by advanceDNA: 9:15pm On Jun 22, 2025
Akuruoulo:
I love seeing simps in very much deep pain.
I will sleep peaceful tonight 😚😚😚
Baba....which university of vawulence did u graduate from??

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