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Romance › Re: I Found This Really Interesting And Completely True! by advanceDNA: 8:27pm On Dec 18, 2024
drstranged:
Be ruthless when vetting her.

Stay dangerously wicked.

Mrfred Putin
Sadly love lust will not let men to be this ruthless even for their own sake.....

The captain save a hoé savior complex will always come first which makes men marry broke entitled hoés with body counts the length of a tailor's tape rule......

#Men are in lust ...women are in business
Travel › Re: Can I Use English Proficiency From Obafemi Awolowo University by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Dec 18, 2024
iamsamdeyking:
I’ve been trying to apply to a school in the UK and they told me to submit a proof of Eng. I emailed them that my first-degree was thought in English, but I was required to submit a proof that line with the UK ECCT.

Do my agent said Nigeria is known as an English speaking country by the UK government provided one submit a proof of first-degree thoughts in English please I’m confused.

Should I proceed submitting my application or I should get the document by the UK government that is meant for non-majority English speaking country thank you you
What is ECCT?
Crime › Re: Man Killed His Girlfriend For Cheating, Then Posted It Online (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:05pm On Dec 18, 2024
South Africans be like..... "Nigerians must have told him to kill his girl"
Business › Re: The Indian Private Concert DAVIDO Was Paid N17 Billion To Play by advanceDNA: 5:49am On Dec 18, 2024
SAMBARRY:
Make una dey exaggerate small small na grin

I know davido is talented and is a global figure music wise but how can they pay him billions of naira for his songs that last 3 minutes

Abi he sing for 12 hrs non-stop nitori koyemi
The naira is just making it look like a very large figure which always the bloggers' motive....if u hear Davido got paid 5million dollars it won't sound so ridiculous ...but 5M dollars is almost getting to 9bilion
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Ever Experienced This? by advanceDNA: 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2024
Ur forehead nor get black patch

Your trousers no jump...
Family › Re: Does It Make A Man Weak by advanceDNA: 3:45pm On Dec 17, 2024
LifestyleTonite:
Most of what was dished up there must have come from people who aren't married.

It is a man's duty to protect his wife, especially from intruders. If Adam had protected Eve from the serpent, she won't have been tempted.

Yes, Even was tempted by the serpent while Adam was away. That's why men need to be close to their wives and give them close marking. Society might make you think that is weakness, but it is not. Building a fence around your house and having CCTV is not weakness. If Adam was around when the serpent tempted Even, he would have warded the beast off by standing on God's word. But since Adam wasn't around to support Eve, she fell for Satan's beguiling.

Not warning that man is the same as looking on when he approaches her in front of you. After all, whatever you will say to him on phone is the same you will say when he approaches her in your presence.

She's your property which you must guard jealously. Don't allow any person gaslight you into thinking you are weak for doing the necessary to protect what you paid a bride price for.

If you don't rain curses on that man, he will become emboldened and start inviting your wife to hotels. Women are really weak and are slaves to their emotions. They fall for what feels good to the detriment of logic. As long as his phone calls tickle her and make her feel like a little girl, she will one day succumb to his demands. Satan also made Eve feel good with the lies that she will be like God. The Bible said...

Genesis 3:6 KJV

5. For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

6. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Tell me if what Eve saw actually came to pass. Since it didn't come to pass, it means it was just an illusion, a feeling Satan used to deceive her. That's exactly how that man is deceiving your wife, making her think the grass is greener on the other side.

If I were you, I will look for the man's photos, get my wife's call log and shared them on social media to shame the man. Many will call that a weak move, but the man who has been called out and shamed will leave your wife alone. That way, you will save your wife and your children from being raised in a broken home.

When a huge some of money miraculously vanishes from your account, don't you raise the alarm and even rush to your bank for clarification? If you don't raise the alarm because you don't want to appear weak, the bank will just enjoy your money.

Be wise and brutal in protecting what's yours. That's why I like dogs. They are ready to tear anybody to pieces for daring to attack their family. Tell me, will you like to return to a house whose dog tore your clothes and bit your butt? The answer you give is the same answer that man will give after you unleash madness on him.
Who is this comedian??
Politics › Re: Nairaland: An Example Of How Harboring Hate Reduces People's IQ Levels by advanceDNA: 3:13pm On Dec 17, 2024
lionshare:
The federal government does not interfere with states’ Internally Generated Revenue (IGR), and currently, Nigeria has a higher amount of domestic debt compared to foreign debt. For detailed figures as of September 2024, please refer to the provided link.

https://www.dmo.gov.ng/debt-profile/total-public-debt/4971-nigeria-s-total-public-debt-as-at-june-30-2024/file
Lol.....u have shifted to another argument..first it was of govt spend in dollars....now it is about state...when did this talk get to states amd what federal.govermemt interferes it??
..custom nor dey generate money?? Immigrations nor dey generate money?? Federal government nor dey collect Taxes?

Abeg..if u don't get my comment..no need to respond
Politics › Re: Nairaland: An Example Of How Harboring Hate Reduces People's IQ Levels by advanceDNA: 10:07am On Dec 17, 2024
lionshare:
Are recurrent expenditures made in dollars?
Baba no be this country u dey ......??

That entire budget amount is not even in our pocket yet....some part of it come from state IGR while the rest will come from borrow borrow from IMF
...do we borrow in naira??, do we refund in naira.??
Ur president dey fly about about in naira??
Are estacodes in naira??
All these foreign companies we hand over bridge and massive road projects to...u think they get paid in naira??

Baba....this is dollar gulping country
Politics › Re: Nairaland: An Example Of How Harboring Hate Reduces People's IQ Levels by advanceDNA:
docdes:
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There was the news that FEC had approved the 2025 budget. A part of the news says that the budget was prepared with a projection of ₦1,400/$.
U don't know this politicians ooo ..Projecting at 1700 or even 1800 which the dollar may rise to anytime will not have presented good aesthetics for the budget which may raise another topic of wastage for the masses to jump on...

Na this same country naaa....., There will always be supplementary budget for the rubber stamp senate to approve....

weda its 1400, or 1900, 70% of the the budget will kukuma end inside embezzlement
Politics › Re: Nairaland: An Example Of How Harboring Hate Reduces People's IQ Levels by advanceDNA: 8:56am On Dec 17, 2024
lionshare:
Please see the attached! The difference between the proposed budget rate of N1400 and the current rate is just N133, indicating that the projection is quite close.
that's a difference of nearly 10% in a country where exchange rate has not been stable in the last one year and may rise...and these govt mostly spend in dollars...

let's try and be calling a spade a spade...

Patting the govt on the back for their BS, is one of the reasons we are here...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Rises To 34.60% In November – NBS by advanceDNA: 4:42pm On Dec 16, 2024
richmond500:
who be this one?
Them don on hotspot for u again?
U have run out of ideas to defend lies and incompetence??
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Rises To 34.60% In November – NBS by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On Dec 16, 2024
richmond500:
The inflation is calculated using CPI and average price of goods in different calender months which increased by 0.72%.
It's better we know how to calculate these things so we don't just go ahead and start shouting 95% and 200%
.....Una never tire?? Another defender of incompetence and lies and your garbage yardsticks and dirty false increase of goods and services in the Nigerian market....may the universe package punishment for yall

...thats how yall redefined an employed person to now mean anyone that has worked for at least one hour a week. ...all because you want to pull a smoke screen over govt's incompetence, lack of improvement, and lie that the govt has reduced unemployment rate....

What will u do next.??..redefine the naira by knocking off two zeros so you can claim the government has reduced exchange rate to 1dollar to 16 naira?? grin grin

The country is in serious problems...but its okay to keep lying for our incompetent leaders and pulling convenient statistics to water down the situation.....wateva makes yall sleep well at night must be really worth it...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Rises To 34.60% In November – NBS by advanceDNA:
Una never tire for lie lie..... ... Inflation wey don reach 95% as at Jan 2024
Family › Re: Does It Make A Man Weak by advanceDNA: 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2024
kingsleyugo41:
Does it make a man look weak by confronting and warning a man to stop calling his wife?
Yes the man is weak from every angle u look it from.......... men that do so have low self esteem thinking fighting the competition will make the woman loyal to them...

Such men are also stvpîd, because usually when a woman is caught physically or emotional cheating......her first move is to play victim by blaming her husband for any reason she can quickly dig up or the other man shes cheating for disturbing her and not letting her focus

..if u stvpidly fall for the manipulation by blaming urself and the other guy.....u will find urself calling him... Don't be a fóol
Romance › Re: Ka3na Reveals How Marriage Choice Turned Her Loyal Staff Into Thief by advanceDNA: 12:27pm On Dec 16, 2024
idahme:
If as a man when you marry and it doesn't uplift the man financially hope you will also support the man to take the next exit? ;.
No...only women are allowed to be parasites and be proud about it ....

.a man must not seek a marriage that will improve his life.

A man must suffer alone...he doesn't have right to talk to women or have an erection or even deserve love until he's rich enough to add a broke woman to his life so that the she can improve her status and that of her family..

U get??
Sports › Re: Imagine Say U Dey Bet Against Man City U Dey Play Am Single (picture) by advanceDNA: 7:56pm On Dec 15, 2024
PapaNnamdi:
I carry city
Guadiola na he goat
grin grin grin grin grin ......u lose guard
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Single Mother If She Does This For You? by advanceDNA: 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2024
Bookhub:
If you have a young single mother as a girlfriend and she gives you huge sums of money to support your failing business at a time when you needed it most will you succumb because of her love.
Return her money ooooo ...don't say we did not tell you....
Sports › Re: Imagine Say U Dey Bet Against Man City U Dey Play Am Single (picture) by advanceDNA: 7:44pm On Dec 15, 2024
PapaNnamdi:
Dem go beat manyu like crase,
City straight win and over 2
U don see the scores.....??

Some pple don lose bet this night...hope u now carry city?
Romance › Re: Man Gifts Son-in-law A Brand New Jeep For Marrying His Daughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 5:14pm On Dec 15, 2024
ufotunang:
..wife should respect the husband.
husband is the head of the home.she will get her own car later..she has to be patient
Yinmú....the only time most women agree husband is head is when he's on top pounder her to orgasm.....
The husband will only be allowed to drive that car when they are going to anywhere as a family.... grin grin
Politics › Re: It Is Time To Decriminalise Defamation by advanceDNA: 5:11pm On Dec 15, 2024
7upnigeria:
When you know its a criminal offence, you will THINK TWICE or do your honework properly before you slander or libel someone.
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Lol ......it's like I won't insult the wèrèys that started calling Nigeria zoo because you the citizens clearly like to be treated as animals.....

It's fvnny that most of the time these oppressive scenarios of he said what i dont like happens it's always between the rich or government officials and some random average Nigerian.....

Shiooor....I will take u pple serious when tinubu and economic advisers arrest Davido for defamation of Nigeria and make him a criminal... Or when superintendent of police arrest Kemi Badenoch using the interpol
Romance › Re: Man Gifts Son-in-law A Brand New Jeep For Marrying His Daughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:34pm On Dec 15, 2024
Prettychild:
Back to sender
Lol ... yinmú
Politics › Re: Kemi Badenoch: Her Lies And Self Hatred. by advanceDNA: 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2024
Electorate:
Do you know of any civil servant who lives in a home that lizards comes out of their tap at home?

No house in any city at home not even a slum in Nigeria have lizards coming out of their tap, Honestly, for you to believe a lie and still justify the lie is absolutely unbelievable.

She painted a picture of someone that grew up in the village were their is no portable water, how do you now believe her parents can afford plane tickets? a family that lizards come out of their tap can afford plane tickets but can not afford to dig a borehole and you believed.

Obviously, you can easily be fooled.
U are the one crying over a politician's comment yet saying another person is being fooled..... politicians lie.. is this new??

..I just told u she's a politician playing politics with a sensitive topic, yet u are convulsing over plane ticker ......you can kill urself over her matter of u like, analysing how much plane ticket is.

Even if she lives in the evil forest where she and her family shiits inside river.......have u not wretched pple travel abroad before?? Me I have seen someone in the village that drinks water from village stream relocate to Germany, so what's ur point...

How much is the plane ticket seff years ago that u keep holding on to as evidence that poor pple can't source for or borrow from a family member that's doing well...
Politics › Re: It Is Time To Decriminalise Defamation by advanceDNA: 3:15pm On Dec 15, 2024
Rebelutionary:
No, actually it's you people who want to abuse the freedom of speech that find it an issue whether it is criminal or not and saying one can just wake up and throw anybody in jail because they don't like what they said is simply giving a dog a bad name so you can hang it! Don't overstretch it!
u are the one over stretching it by saying the must be some harsh punishment ....
......and it's is not about abusing freedom of speech because there is still penalty for spreading false information and lies about someone ......however its is not a criminal offence like armed robbery that somebody will become a felon because of it....u dont seem to get it
Rebelutionary:
The "people that are stealing our wealth" also have rights in the eyes of the law! Don't they? Some of you want justice but there is no justice without EVIDENCE! You can't just wake up and label a person a thief without evidence in the name of freedom of speech.
u are contradicting urself..... Did speed Darlington get a fair trail before being treated like a criminal....it's clear u will never get what this issue is about...

Rebelutionary:
So if I wake up and just decide to say anything like some people do on our social media space, I should be aware that there are harsh consequences (yes, military rule behaviour, as if Nigeria is the only country that criminalizes defamation) if not we won't wean ourselves of this easy tendency to defame People.
U can decide to say wateva u like ... What u say should also have its damage level and appropriate punishment even if u are found guilty.......just as murder has its degree in a court and doesn't have same punishment.

But saying defamation must be criminal is just a bunch of nonsensé ....
Politics › Re: How Nigerian Police Stole My Brother’s Shoes, Watch – Kemi Badenoch (video) by advanceDNA: 7:58am On Dec 15, 2024
@ Rebelutionary ...should the inspector general police issue arrest warrant, call interpol to arrest Kemi, handcuff her and throw her in jail for defamation ??
Romance › Re: Man Gifts Son-in-law A Brand New Jeep For Marrying His Daughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 7:33am On Dec 15, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Looking at the bride now, I think the young groom deserves to be compensated.
Wickedness is in your blood. grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Gifts Son-in-law A Brand New Jeep For Marrying His Daughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 7:31am On Dec 15, 2024
elasticlala:
This is an SUV, not a Jeep. No dey mislead people
Oga.. this is Nigeria ooo..
2003 Camry is big daddy...
2008 Camry is Muscle...
We even have car we call ororbo, discussion continue, end of discussion, fish light, pencil light, bull dog, koropè, big for nothing, Obama

But u think is misleading to call any SUV we like Jeep....oga respect urself ooo.... It is jeep... And it must be jeep cool
Romance › Re: Man Gifts Son-in-law A Brand New Jeep For Marrying His Daughter (Photos) by advanceDNA: 7:25am On Dec 15, 2024
Prettychild:
Learn to swallow pride, it’s a gift, you didn’t beg for it in the first place so this can’t bring ‘see finish’
Yinmú !!
Politics › Re: It Is Time To Decriminalise Defamation by advanceDNA: 6:45am On Dec 15, 2024
Rebelutionary:
If the plaintiff has to prove in court how the defendant has caused him damages, how come it is the same "defendant" that wants defamation decriminalised? Oops!

Some of you Nigerians want freedom without harsh consequences and now that people have woken up to the reality of the tool they have, the "defendants" are losing sleep. Before now what we were reading which annoyed me greatly was that line of "My attention has been drawn to bla bla bla"...now, no more of that, boom, you get served court summons!

We have to make this suing culture commonplace that way we have a balance in exercising our freedom of speech! You have the right to speech, and I have a right to sue!

To those of you using the tool of blackmail by telling us that one day we will be in soup and what not...hmm...you have every reason to be worried for yourselves and not for us and if you think Nairaland will be immune for very long with the unverirfiable rash some of you utter about people here, think again!
clearly don't get the context .....did anyone prevent anyone from suing in Nigeria?? suing culture already exist....and there are penalities for saying or publishing false information

.... The pple that are stealing the wealth of our nation and destroying pple's lives are given a slap on the wrist by allowing them return the money they stole....yet I can throw u in hand cuffs and jail because I don't like something u said....

an offence should be commensurate with the punishment....criminalizing defamation is a military rule behavior ....
Romance › Re: An Encounter With My Married Ex by advanceDNA: 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2024
malaria:
..funny enough men sleep with their ex more than women do .
Are the exes of men not women and vice versa?? for every man that sleep with his ex, a woman has also slept with her ex.....
Politics › Re: It Is Time To Decriminalise Defamation by advanceDNA: 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2024
pongwa:
Defamation is a serious offence and should be "re-criminalised" with severe penalties. You need to understand the damages libel can cause to people. The saying 'he who alleges must be able to prove" should stand please
Yes...it can cause damages to reputation and perhaps financial loss...
However you said...i said ..i don't like what you said is not a criminal offence.....Nigerians that have power just kept that law to oppress masses so they dont speak..
..it's a civil issue that should at best attract financial penalties....i hope u are aware that the plaintiff also has to prove in court how the words of the defendant has caused them damages they are trying to claim.......or u think just because the claim is not true is enough to make the defendant to pay or go to jail??

It's a civil suit in sane countries which can lead to some jail term
Politics › Re: Kemi Badenoch: Her Lies And Self Hatred. by advanceDNA: 4:00pm On Dec 14, 2024
Electorate:
She lied she was poor, how did her parents now afford air tickets for the entire family to the UK? abi can a poor man afford to travel abroad? she is lying to your face yet you praise someone for fooling you.
Why are u guys crying over this kemi issue.??.. She's a politician doing what politicians do best.....shes just using one of the most sensitive politics in the UK to win the heart of the public who already blame immigrants for high crime rate, lack of jobs and housing problems, etc

By the way .....As at 2018-2022...plane ticket to UK was still around 200k, with decent airlines like Qatar and Emirates and visa fees as cheap as 85k ....an level 8 civil servant could afford it by saving a little
Politics › Re: It Is Time To Decriminalise Defamation by advanceDNA: 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2024
U want to take away the oppression loop hole that politicians and other fellow wicked people have against the masses for calling them out for their BS........that's not possible

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