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Sin is good.

They are not serious until they add Switzerland.

Meanwhile the most money laudering places are found in the EU. Monaco, Guernsey, Luxembourg, etc.

The way they call this their god sef, you'd think the guy has important things to do.

lyriclekidd:
Chai this one loud, make God continue to dy keep us safe..

My doG is great.

Denikayan:
Nice one!

Cant they be exporting the head to Nigeria. Its useful here.

I know a region that would pay top dollar for those heads.

Hedonini:
When will this wave reach Nigeria my useless country?

A country of lazy, apathetic, hedonistic, docile cowards.

Who wants to fight for a Zoo?

Here is a quote for you to masturbate to: I am but a fake Satanist wannabe.

jesusjnr:
How ignorant thou art oh fake satanist!

Humbled Jesus my Master?

Wow! If so then how did satan your zombistic master lose his prince of the world title, and get his dumb ass cast out of the world?

At least your master satan can pride himself on the fact that he's not as ignorant as as you are, for if it were up to him Jesus would have never come to the earth, needless say ,died on the cross for man's sins.

For that was the worst defeat, injury, thumping etc., him and his works ever suffered since the beginning when he deceived man up til this day, and that unprecedented record would remain intact til the end of the world.

So keep wallowing in your spiritual ignorance for you don't know that was the greatest thing and victory that Jesus ever achieved the works and the person of Satan, while He was here on earth. Not His casting of demons, healing the sick, raising the dead, or even His resurrection, but His death.

For that was the simple reason He came down from heaven to the Earth, to die for man's sins, and consequently to cast that old prince, serpent, father of liars as your fake satanist self, loser etc., Satan out of the kingdom of the world.

Therefore if He had not died on the cross, His mission to the Earth would have been a complete failure, so it smacks of utter ignorance to mock the death of Jesus even as a fake satanist, for if not for that there would no kingdom of God or church, or even Christianity on Earth for Satan your fake master to contend with, but Jesus, for the seed would have abode alone.

So you can choose to remain in your ignorance until the coming of Jesus the undisputed and reigning prince of the world, come to finally relegate and banish Satan your master from His kingdom, the Earth to hell where you and him can have some fun time burning together with both your tails tugged in between your legs, Lol!

So in a nut shell provided for your viewing pleasure are before and after photos illustration of your fake master Satan before and after the death of Jesus!

Confused fellow. You pick and chose what you want to believe and obfuscate all over the place, then do a victory dance, then post a few pictures and happy is your name.

When Satan sent me to confront you, after the first week, I went back to Satan and said, "Lord, why do we waste time with this fool?"

But Lord Satan in his infinite wisdom told me to go back again and confront you and that you will reveal and unravel.

Oh mighy Satan, I will never doubt you again.

johnw47:
i know that satan is your god
here are some more bible verses on the destiny of your weak god satan:

Romans 16:20 The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

Revelation 20:10 And the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

Isaiah 14:12-15 How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! How you are cut down to the ground, you who laid the nations low! You said in your heart, ‘I will ascend to heaven; above the stars of God I will set my throne on high; I will sit on the mount of assembly in the far reaches of the north; I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High.’ But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit.

Matthew 25:41 Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

Isaiah 14:12 How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! How you are cut down to the ground, you who laid the nations low!

Rev 20:1  Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain.
Revelation 20:2 And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years,
Revelation 20:3 And threw him into the pit, and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he might not deceive the nations any longer, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be released for a little while.

Revelation 12:10 And I heard a loud voice in heaven, saying, “Now the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ have come, for the accuser of our brothers has been thrown down, who accuses them day and night before our God.

Leave me alone. I just want to face jesusjnr here. Ok.

johnw47:
no, truly your god satan is weak
you only have to look at yourself

Didn't you hear that I am a fake Satanist?

delugajackson:
This is why it is not always advisable to put your trust and confidence in man. When you put your confidence in man, you will be let down because humans aren't perfect.

Even good friends can let you down sometimes, and in the same way we can disappoint others as well. It is better to trust in God than put your confidence in man because;
1. God cannot change but men are subject to change.
2. Men can lie but God cannot lie.
3. Men can fail but God cannot fail. 4. God is faithful but men are not faithful.
5. God is omniscient but man is limited in his knowledge.
6. God cannot forget his promises but men can easily forget.
7. God cannot and will never betray your confidence.

No matter how good a man is or claims to be, you cannot compare him with God.

Will you shut up there.

johnw47:
that false accusing fake is not my fellow soldier as much as you are not

and your satan is truly weak:

Rev 12:9  And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Lies of Yahweh.

jesusjnr:
Yeah!

And I'd keep posting her all over the place as long as you keep posting your dead body question all over the place, so that people that didn't know would see the proof of how your "simple" question died.

So don't complain since you refuse to bury it and are carrying its smelly dead body all over the place, and even opened a new thread for it Lol!

Can never do you say?

You are so wrong, for I can answer the question as you very well know as some have already done, but I would never answer the question!

So if you like put it on all the heads of all your unborn children, or your renouncing satan, or your own life, i would never answer what you call a simple question because your so called simple question is interior motivated!

O guy look for somewhere park well for somebody wey pass you pass you.

If you knew anything about my Master Jesus, you would know that He was very good when it came to dealing with ulterior motivated questions, for in spite of how many times people as your kind came to Him to catch Him at His Words with your kind of question, He always defeated them hands down.

So you know where I got that ability from that I've used to humble you severally.

So keep waiting for the answer to your question from me, Lol!

But if you don't repent from your blasphemy before you kick the bucket, so that you'd be able to get the answer to your "simple" question by yourself, maybe i'd text you the answer when you are keeping warm with Satan in the lake of fire. SMH

You humbled me? hahahaha!
You so called xtians are very funny.
If you want to see a humbled person, look no further than your master jesus. The humiliation he suffered when he came to disturb humans on earth. Chai. He promised to come again but ran away with his tail between his legs. He is still cowering under Yahweh. Next week, we will remind him again how we crucified his gay ass.

jesusjnr:
Lol! I thought you loved obanjes!

Anas is arguably my fiercest critic and opposition here, and you would have seen that at the same time that she acknowledged that, she was also discrediting me elsewhere, hence your comment that who resurrects a 2016 thread, after you saw what I did to her in response to her attacks.

But your annihilation by my spiritual clout is one she couldn't help but admit, cause she knows and enjoys an ass whopping when she sees one.

But this thumping is even much worse than that one.

anal09 made no sense but you two seemed to understand each other and you can't help posting her all over the place.

you can whoop my ass all you want but one thing you can never do is answer one simple question.

I challenge you anything you want. Just answer the question.

Stupid african women.

Even more stupidier african men.

I think it is to save ink.
No need to waste precious black ink on the ramblings of a mad man.

Woman, what have I to do with thee?

See how the bastard talks to his own mum.

jesusjnr:
I only know you love the sound of the ridicule.

Where is your side kick anas09?

You need her to bring her ogbanje mouth to come and defend you?

jesusjnr:
You don see one wey believe you,say you fake satanist go renounce satan Lol, And you no even give am face!

Na me wey know say na lie full your bowels na hin you get time for, to show say you truly know who is who.

At least i give some respect for that, fake satanist!

If only you knew how ridiculous you sound.

jesusjnr:
Advocate666 before and after meeting jesusjnr

Even your fellow soldiers are rejecting you.

Chai. Satan is truly great.

Lawlessness everywhere. Just get your neighbours, tag them boko haram, get them killed and take over their land.

MuttleyLaff:
"He said, "If you will listen carefully to the LORD your God and do what he considers right, if you pay attention to his commands and obey all his laws, I will never make you suffer any of the diseases I made the Egyptians suffer, because I am the LORD, who heals you.""
- Exodus 15:26

You are only absolutely right about the less than 1% truth thing you said, everything else you mentioned, just as and/or like, the most important person or thing in your life does, is making up misleading, ill-informed and deceptive stories.

Contrary to the misleading, ill-informed and deceptive stories, diseases, illnesses, pestillence etcetera are and/or were not created by God. They are emergent phenomena that came about since the ground was cursed because of Adam eating of the fruit off the forbidden tree. If Jesus heals spiritually and physically, what more proof of God healing, does anyone need more about the power of God to heal, huh?

Now, go ask your head honcho to tell and you learn from him, about how sin got to be found him.

Laughable that you called me a liar but the scripture you quoted actually validated all my points.

Also don't be afraid to use His name. He is not like Yahweh's son that kicks your knee if you call his name.

jesusjnr:
Anas was indeed right!

Tail between your legs!

I am happy you beileve everything I say. Christians are really gullible.

uduak2016:
Deceiving black people. Black people are useless!

I tell you. We are very useless.

johnw47:
jesusjnr2
why don't you answer "i don't know"
and then advocate666 would have to renounce satan here on nairaland



it doesn't matter what your answer is: yes, no, i don't know, he then has to renounce satan
if he can be believed that is

Fear don catch junor jesus. Very soon he will start crying eloi eloi lama sabachthani

I think you misunderstand Yahweh and are looking at him through the prism of the current crop of retards calling themselves christians.

Yahweh doesn't cure. He inflicts.

Yahweh created diseases, illnesses, pestillence and all types of turturing as punishment for either the isrealites that refused to obey him or those that he deemed enemies of his people. You can see numerous examples of this in the scripture.

Now what these christians do it they take the lies of Yahweh literally. Yahweh said he heals but he never healed anybody that naturally contracted any disease. He has no such powers. His powers of healing was restricted by the council of Elohim to heal only those afflictions that he himself caused.

That was why he was able to heal Job whose diseases he caused.

A 36-year-old estranged house wife simply identified has Toyin has been found dead in Akure, the Ondo State capital,


In a related development, a 50-year-old woman known as Iya Dunsi has been murdered at Ikarem Akoko by suspected ritualists.

The waste at it again.

Yoruba and rituals

say no to drugs

chimjoshjuan:
Dr Jamilu Muhammad

Hahaha.

When you use quota system graduate for medical school after scoring 13 in JAMB

jesusjnr2:
Is it the head of the ones you beheaded to become a satanist?

My own simple (question) answer to your simple question.

p.s. If you envy my style you can repent from your wicked Satan zombistic ways and come and learn from my Master Jesus on how to answer a simple question with a simple question.

Chai.

Tantrums, obfuscation, deviation.

You are confused. Ok I accept. I am a fake Satanist wannabe.

Can you just please answer the question so I can confess Christ.

Don't bring more shame to your lord.

GodHead85:
Of what purpose is your question?

His answer will reveal the purpose.