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Foreign AffairsRe: Fiona Onasanya Disgraced, Loses Seat After Recall Petition In The United Kingdom by advocate666: 2:08am On May 02, 2019
Afonja MP
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Quit Christianity After 40 Years Of Being A Devout Follower by advocate666: 5:22pm On May 01, 2019
Hahahahahaha.

Wonderful Satan.
WebmastersRe: Nairaland Should Introduce delete Thread, Post" by advocate666: 12:13am On May 01, 2019
What If I quote you, will my quote be deleted?
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyichukwu Ibezi Awards Scholarships To Anambra Students by advocate666: 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2019
We need more girls to get into science and technology.

Umu ada Igbo, over to you.
Christianity EtcRe: Today It's Gay Rights. Tomorrow It Would Be Ritualists, Paedophiles Rights etc. by advocate666: 11:23pm On Apr 29, 2019
This jesusjnr is an e-sadomasochist.

See the type of battering he is getting here, yet he is still asking for more.

Anyway what else do you expect. Even jesussnr promised to come again to earth even after the beating we gave him.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sri Lanka Attacks: Face Coverings Banned After Easter Bloodshed. by advocate666: 6:11pm On Apr 29, 2019
Thank you Satan.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is This Happening To Me When Praying.? Help!! by advocate666: 3:29pm On Apr 29, 2019
orisa37:
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Barrister of "The Selfish". I like that.
You sound like a xtian.
RomanceRe: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In A Wheelchair In Abia. Photos by advocate666: 8:10pm On Apr 28, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Awww!!! You see the happiness all over him.... May God bless the beautiful lady for being a source of joy to him...

Now, when a woman loves you, she opens the following to you;

-Her Prayers
-Her Heart
-Her Thoughts,
-Her Dreams
-Her Hopes
-Her Secrets,
-Her Plans, and
-Eventually, her body

But when a woman loves your money, she opens only her legs for you.

I pray this beautiful lady grow old with him.
The legs are the only thing I need open. She can keep the rest.
Christianity EtcRe: Mary Mother Of Jesus Mosque Spotted In Abu Dhabi. by advocate666: 8:08pm On Apr 28, 2019
getting desperate
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is This Happening To Me When Praying.? Help!! by advocate666: 8:07pm On Apr 28, 2019
orisa37:
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Yes sir. When next you see my Prick in your wife's Pussy, cut it off.
childishness
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is This Happening To Me When Praying.? Help!! by advocate666: 2:56pm On Apr 28, 2019
orisa37:
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That's why I share your combining fasting with your prayer.
Answer the question or shut up.
PoliticsRe: Why Is It Called River Niger, When The Native Already Had A Name For It? by advocate666: 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
RonKenoly:
It doesn't relate to the question I was asking so there was no need for that.
OK. grin
PoliticsRe: Why Is It Called River Niger, When The Native Already Had A Name For It? by advocate666: 11:56am On Apr 28, 2019
RonKenoly:
I grew up with English speaking people around me.

If I am to comment in my dialects how many people would understand me?

There is no similarly between someone deciding to rename a River and mode of communication please.

If I am to go to the east for my studies would it make sense if the general mode of communication in class is Igbo?
It was a rhetorical question.
PoliticsRe: Why Is It Called River Niger, When The Native Already Had A Name For It? by advocate666: 11:49am On Apr 28, 2019
RonKenoly:
Why are we told that Mungo Park discovered River Niger, when obviously the native are aware of the River and probably call it some cool name only for him to name it something else just to massage his ego.

Can we change the name already.
Why are you writing this in Mungo Park's language?

You probably also worship Mungo Park's God.

Liberate yourself first before worrying about a river.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is This Happening To Me When Praying.? Help!! by advocate666: 11:46am On Apr 28, 2019
Does God know this is happening to you?
RomanceRe: Traditional Wedding Photos Of Identical Twin Brothers by advocate666: 6:38pm On Apr 27, 2019
Cone heads. They'll just make more ugly babies.
PoliticsRe: The Question That Drive Christians Mad. by advocate666(op): 6:36pm On Apr 27, 2019
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: US Woman Wrongly Identified As Sri Lanka Attack Suspect by advocate666: 5:18pm On Apr 27, 2019
How can you be "falsely" identified? You are wearing their uniform.
CultureRe: Ogun: The Only Yoruba Word, With 10 Meanings by advocate666: 4:35pm On Apr 27, 2019
Advanced humans have different words for different things but this primitive tribe uses the same word for everything.
CrimeRe: 6-Year-old Treasure Akinsohun Found Dead In Woman’s Freezer. Photos by advocate666: 2:54pm On Apr 27, 2019
yoruba people sef
Christianity EtcRe: Closed by advocate666: 12:31pm On Apr 27, 2019
successdotcom:
wish I have a few weeks...I seek an immediate solution

Christianity EtcRe: Closed by advocate666: 3:00am On Apr 27, 2019
OP, there is no such thing as devil.

There is only Lord Master Satan whom I believe you seek.

You have been deceived by the godly into thinking that another entity can give you wealth and happiness while you fold your hands. Satan won't buy your soul. See my previous thread about it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1148943/satan-ministry-how-sell-soul

If you are coming to Satan, expecting that by saying a few nonsense phrases and lying idle, He'll magically make you rich, I think you have missed road and should do about turn.

The reason Satanists are rich are simply because they follow the basic fundamental rule of Satanism: Gain wisdom.

From wisdom flows everything.

To get wisdom, you need to read. Start with the scriptures. Genesis to revelation.

Then get your hands on the Satanic Bible. I did also start a thread on it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1894549/satan-ministry-bible-satan-lavey

If you read these and are still interested, come back to me. If I am banned, as the mods here love banning me, look for a moniker with "alfa" in it: AlfaSeltser, alfamann, alfaman3, obialfa, omenalfa, etc. There are dozens of them. All of them mine. Get back to me in a few weeks and I will do the needful rest.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did John The Baptist Came Out Of The Desert ? by advocate666: 2:44am On Apr 27, 2019
He heard Auntie Mary was cooking jollof rice.
EducationRe: Covenant University Producing Many Atheists - Students by advocate666: 2:43am On Apr 27, 2019
Glory be Satan.
TravelRe: Which State Is The Cheapest To Move To And Live In? by advocate666: 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2019
Sambisa area, Bornu state, is very cheap. Free even. Infact ,many people will pay you sef to go and live there.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Replies Asari Dokubo by advocate666: 4:36pm On Apr 26, 2019
Anybody that call himself Alhaji is on his own in this struggle.
SportsRe: Nigeria Defeats France 8-3 To Win First Ever World Curling Championship(pics) by advocate666: 10:42am On Apr 26, 2019
OkunrinOloro:
How did the oyinbo woman acquire her Nigerian citizenship?
By marriage.
SportsRe: Nigeria Defeats France 8-3 To Win First Ever World Curling Championship(pics) by advocate666: 10:42am On Apr 26, 2019
thisnaijaguy:
Is the oyibo woman a Nigerian as well ?

Nice one shaa.

Some pipuu will now say it's baba that did it
Yes. She's his wife.

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