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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: Africa U-17 Cup Of Nations, Semifinals. 9 - 10 (Full Time) by advocate666: 4:17pm On Apr 24, 2019
Up Guinea! Bye bye Zoo.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Growth, Multiplication, And Spread Of Lust by advocate666: 4:14pm On Apr 24, 2019
Lust is good. Without lust, none of us would exist.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iron Sharpeneth Iron, Not Wood! by advocate666: 4:12pm On Apr 24, 2019
Sai doG.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 4:09pm On Apr 24, 2019
kurlz:
You are very useless.
He's a God that does not only fight for His own but also fight for Himself. Watch out!
you have drawn His wrath upon your life, feast on it. So painful we will not know when your doom comes upon you.
So why are you fighting for him?

Let him come and fight me if he's not useless.

You go and rest.
Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai Blasts Igbos On Twitter, Apologises Later by advocate666: 7:41pm On Apr 23, 2019
Akwa Ibom people should do the needful and dash this boy two oil wells because his ancestors saved them from Ojukwu and Effiong.
Romance › Re: Wedding Photo Of The Sokoto Teenage Couple by advocate666: 6:22pm On Apr 23, 2019
FindX:
If I fvck that girl now, will it still be considered as child abuse?
Very good question.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 8:00pm On Apr 22, 2019
Queenkofoworola:
which god? There are over 2000 gods
yours
Christianity Etc › Re: Charles Darwin's Final Moments And Legacy by advocate666: 6:57pm On Apr 22, 2019
I know there is no God but Yahweh, and xtians are his stupid followers.
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: Comedians Joking About Jesus Christ's Last Hours Are Wrong by advocate666: 6:50pm On Apr 22, 2019
Hadone:
It's not good, they're mocking a holy prophet of God. May the peace and blessing of Allah (SWT) be upon prophet Jesus the son of Maryam
If I slap you eh!
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 6:47pm On Apr 22, 2019
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 4:43pm On Apr 21, 2019
HokageTravels:
You will have an encounter soonest!!
I hope so. Fillesouriante said yes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by advocate666: 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2019
I can't stop laughing. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by advocate666: 1:45pm On Apr 21, 2019
Has Ole scammed Utd?
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 12:17pm On Apr 21, 2019
filleSouriante:
Ok
T'es ou? Can you travel?
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Spend 3 Days And 3 Nights As He Promised? by advocate666: 11:15am On Apr 21, 2019
You guys should give jesus a break. He didn't go to school so couldn't do calculations.

Jesus calculating 3+3 is just the equivalent of asking a wheel barrow pusher to do algebra.
Foreign Affairs › Churches And Hotels Bombed On Easter Attack In Sri Lanka. Hundreds Dead. by advocate666(op): 11:01am On Apr 21, 2019
Six near-simultaneous explosions hit hotels and churches in Sri Lanka this morning, killing at least 156 people
Reports now indicate a further seventh and eighth blast in Colombo suburbs - killing at least two people
As many as 500 people were said to have been injured and 35 foreigners are reported to be among the dead
The foreigners who died in the blasts include British, American and Dutch citizens, according to reports
Two of the Easter Sunday blasts are suspected to have been carried out by suicide bombers, an official said

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6944119/Hundreds-hurt-blasts-hit-Sri-Lanka-churches-hotels.html
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 10:43am On Apr 21, 2019
filleSouriante:
Merci
Can we meet?
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 5:16am On Apr 21, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just reading the responses of the godly here. Can't stop laughing.

Thank you Lord Satan for causing them massive heartaches.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesusjnr Emerged Victorious In Advocate666's Simple Challenge. Photos by advocate666:
grin grin grin grin grin

So you foolishly opened a thread like this last week eh?

I can't stop laughing.

So I am not the only fake but now you term my Master as fake too?

Do you understand your own logic? If Satan is fake, why do you spend time fighting him?
Politics › Re: Zambia Now Enjoys 24 Hours Electricity by advocate666: 4:14am On Apr 21, 2019
Abfinest007:
who swear for us Nigeria
Lord Luggard did.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 12:58am On Apr 21, 2019
filleSouriante:
Whatever situation that makes you so bittered and utter such statement, I pray the Lord opens ur inner eyes to see that it was for ur own good. May the Lord forgive you for failing to see that he loves you and he is working for ur good.

Peace
T'es jolie.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by advocate666: 4:10pm On Apr 20, 2019
God is very useless
Christianity Etc › Re: Lust Or Nudity? What's To Blame For The Rape Of Fully Clothed Nuns? by advocate666: 4:09pm On Apr 20, 2019
jesusjnr:
Lol!

Another tails between your legs scenario which I may soon celebrate if you push me.
grin

Yeah imagine that I forgot that, and still said at the end that you now see why true satanists have to hide, Lol!

Maybe you have infested me with your confusion virus Lol!

For someone is a fake satanist day before yesterday, a satanist yesterday, a fake satanist today, and tomorrow would become a true satanist once more.

Wow! If I could beat that extent of confusion in someone's life, then I must truly be a confusion genius!
Lord.

Even your fellow xtians are giving you a wide berth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Proof That Catholic Popes Are Not Chosen By God: Endorsement Of Gay Sex. by advocate666: 3:54pm On Apr 20, 2019
Yeye people. Na your nyash dem bang? Una no go mind una own business?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lust Or Nudity? What's To Blame For The Rape Of Fully Clothed Nuns? by advocate666: 3:51pm On Apr 20, 2019
jesusjnr:
Lolz! You're really cracking me up!

You really think you're smart that you're trying to outsmart me using a tactic I told you I learnt from my Master!

Well satan luck to you!

Or maybe you're actually admitting that you've learnt more from me in this short period than all your master satan have ever taught you all the while that he's been teaching you? Hmmm.

So it's obvious that that's one of the reasons you've have decided to stick to me as a fly, despite all the embarrassments that you've suffered in my hands, for you want to learn from me.

But I've told you what you need to do, if you want to be likewise, yet you refuse to heed, you seem satisfied with the crumbs you're being fed on.

Now for your information, while I do not celebrate good Friday, or Easter, I unapologetically and unashamedly celebrate the sacrifice and price my Master and Lord Jesus paid for me on the cross of Calvary, when He died for the sins of humanity, to give us another chance to do the right thing(obey God's Word) which man did not do in the beginning, so that we can have eternal life, and not perish.

Another reason I celebrate His sacrifice of His own life is because it led to the dethronement of satan your master from his position as the prince of the world, for hence was he was shamefully cast out. (But please for your own sake, don't remind your master of the agony he felt on that day, for I know he don't have any friends, so I don't want him to take it out on you, and make you yet another human sacrifice of his.)

Now tell me how that translates into celebration of sacrifice and killing of humans, for you would have to show me, anywhere in the Bible where God had asked any of His followers to bring Him a human sacrifice, apart from Abraham who of course you know it was only a test, as He God Himself provided a lamb to take the place of Isaac?

So God has never encouraged the ritual killing of humans from those that worship Him to any extent, for it was an abominable practice that He never condoned, not even from His own people Israel.

But even when human needed a human sacrifice to redeem them from the condemnation of sin, God didn't ask any God worshipper to bring his child or family member to be killed for that purpose, but He came down from heaven Himself, in the form of man, and sacrificed Himself on the behalf of mankind.

So to say it was just a human sacrifice is so erroneous, for it was a God sacrifice, because it was God in the flesh, who gave Himself for humanity on the cross.

So you should be able to see the difference and why I love Him so much and celebrate His sacrifice, because He's not a shepherd that would be asking His sheep to lay down their life and to sacrifice their family members etc. for Him, but He would lay down His own life for His sheep.

So that's why I love God so much, and also celebrate His sacrifice, so now Mr satan advocate lover of satan, tell me why you love satan so much, who instead of sacrificing himself for humanity, sacrifices humanity for himself and loves human sacrifices so much that he always requires it out of every one his worshippers and followers, behind all forms of ritual killings etc.

You once admitted he sacrifices people for himself, even though you had to take cover at the same time, when the question was posed at you, but you still claim stedfastly to the devil who does, so what does that truly say of you?

You also said sin is good, so what kind of sin is good to you?

Is it the abominable sin of sacrificing and ritual killing of humans as your family members and mine as an offering to satan, which is so good to your master satan?

Or is it when women as your mother, sisters, daughters, and mine are being raped which is also so good to satan(remember you praised him for that)?

So tell us mr satan advocate what sin is good to you?

For no sin is good to me, but you said sin is good, so explain yourself.

You should clearly see how this your smartness has backfired, at least you can see why a true satanist can hardly come out in open, for they have a lot to hide.

So tell us what you're hiding Mr satan advocate if you are truly a worshipper of satan!
You are so confused, confusion doesn't even begin to describe you.

I am but a fake Satanist wannabe. Remember? Why do you think I can give you answers to the truth which you seek? It is not my purpose.

I have made my point. I love sin and I celebrate when foolish people suffer for their foolishness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by advocate666: 12:24pm On Apr 20, 2019
mmb:
I expect all chelsea, arsenal, man u fans to support man city.

If Man city wins, and chelsea, arsenal and Man u win their next match, Tottenham will surely drop to 6th on the table.
I am Arsenal fan but I want draw for this match. Or totehnam win. Those arabic oil league buyers' wings must be clipped.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by advocate666: 12:21pm On Apr 20, 2019
Michaelkings:
Abeg where man u de fr table
Their normal 6th position. They like that position so much.
Politics › Re: Is Buhari The New Gen. Murtala Muhammed? by advocate666: 1:59am On Apr 20, 2019
i hope so.

they both move with mercedes so fingers crossed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lust Or Nudity? What's To Blame For The Rape Of Fully Clothed Nuns? by advocate666: 1:53am On Apr 20, 2019
jesusjnr:
Well in a nut shell you're saying that it's in satan's interest and hence your satanic duty to celebrate when women as your mother, sisters, daughters etc., are raped, because rape as you should already know is not exclusive to those of the church.

And the reason that of the church is more pronounced and publicized is because they ought to know and behave better.

And by your celebration of rape of women, I wouldn't be surprise that it was also your satanic duty to rape women, or am I wrong?

After all you say sin is good, so sin may be inclusive of rape, hence you rejoice whenever a woman is raped for the brutal rape of woman is also good in your sight, eh?
grin grin grin grin

are you trying to be clever by half?

This weekend you celebrate the human sacrifice of your God.

Well in a nut shell you're saying that it's in God's interest and hence your chritsiam duty to celebrate when people as all your relatives etc., are killed, because human sacrifice as you should already know is not exclusive to christians.

And by your celebration of killing and sacrifice of humans, I wouldn't be surprise that it was also your christian duty to kill people, or am I wrong?

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