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Let me thanks Satan in advance in case this news is true.

I am suprised the mods haven't banned me yet to protect the snowflake sensibilities of the fools foaming all over the place.

jesusjnr:
Never thought I would ever say this about a fake satanist in spite of your many blasphemies, but I must admit that I starting to like you, and really think that you indeed can be useful in the work of the kingdom of God.

So what do you think about this satanist wannabe, eh?

Run, beg, run, beg.

Thank you Satan.

goslowgoslow:
I spit on you!! Oloshi!

Thanks for your spit. I needed a lubricant.

selemo:
. You are not an Igbo person. Igbo people do not behave like animal as you. This is human life.

Just listen to yourself.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I'm apolitical.

I am Igbo.
I am highly tribalistic.

ebukamen:
Please note that this animal above doesn't represent us the Igbos. We have human heart.
Thanks

I don't know you so I defineltely do not represent you. Must you resort to insults?

I am sure that you are one of those that would have felt better if Igbo names are amongst the casualties.

Efulefus everywhere.

goslowgoslow:
I spit on you!! Oloshi!

You sound like a godly fellow.

I am so happy reading that list that there are probably no Igbos in that school, so no Igbo casualties. Fingers crossed.

You don't own her.

jesusjnr2:
Lol!

So funny, you should try stand up comedy instead, at least you'd not be a fake comedian, fake satanist.

There you go again. Run away soldier of Cryst.

jesusjnr2:
Really?

You brought up football here in the first place when I talked to you about religious matters.

See advocate666, I like really like the passion you're exhibiting on Satan's behalf, but you can see yourself that you are not like him and hence not meant to be working for him, considering what it requires to truly work for him.

So why not come to where you would not have to meet such requirements, so that you could use same passion plus the anger of not being able to meet such requirements of his against him.

And having been on the receiving end of your such passion, even though you were yet constantly on the losing side, I wouldn't like to be in the devils shoes.

Hahaha! God must be truly disappointed in you. You are now reduced to begging a Satanist to join your foolishness.
Even his weeping son in his days of homelessly wandering around Palestine never resorted to begging. Instead he was speaking with authority albeit a weak one.

His father was so dissappointed in him that he let him be killed even as he kept shouting his name when they nailed his gay ass on the cross. His father now depends on people like you to deceive others authoritatively but here you are begging.

Thank you Satan. Your work is very wonderful. I never knew this our enemy will fall on his knees begging so soon but that will teach me never to doubt you ever. Thank you Master.

sunnyphem:
If I say God will rescue them.... I kno God will not come down to rescue them by Himself but by the people around.... this show how u don't bilif in His power... if I say God will not rescue you in any bad situation you wil be in the future now nko? pls say amen or u chop ur vomit now now... Olopolo kukuru

Please, God, do not ever, ever try to do anything for me. Ever.

If you see me in any difficulty, face your son and your foolish followers. I don't need you.

I take Satan beg you.

simplyhonest:
there was a time I admired Hitler...

When you were in Nigeria?

We all did.

C505:
Ethiopian airline

Now collapsed building

What's next? God save their souls till we meet again in His kingdom

There is no God.

You have only this life. Live it well.

sunnyphem:
God will rescue them .....

Hahahaha! Most stupid statement. Ever.

Nephilim:
is that how your destiny and that of your generation was being snatched! That's pathetic!

No need to panic. I can only give warning.

My destiny is in Satan's hand. Village power is powerless to me.

jesusjnr2:
So what about your football team, did they win or lose?

This is religion section. If you want to discuss sports go to sports section.

We must eradicate godly indiscipline from ourselves.

It's probably your village people mirroing your life. Very soon they will take complete control of your destiny.

jesusjnr2:
Where have you been all these while?

First and foremost, did your club win or lose?

I was researching the physical attributes of God.

I found it amazing during my research that people that shout God from the roof top morning, afternoon, night, don't even know what God is like.

They claim God is a spirit, yet attribute selective human characteristics to it.

They run away when you probe further.

I dey come.

Afonjaress.

Glink2018:
I know this comment is for you and all the members of your family....


Eediot

You think you are free of Satan by murmuring nonsense to yourself? Keep dreaming.

Thank you Satan.

This world is yours Master. Do with us as you please.

Xtians going mad. Satan is winning.

jesusjnr:
Dream on fraud satanist!

Keep deluding yourself to assume that a satanist only in figmental realm of his imagination, could pose a real battle to someone that has already pummeled the real master of the real satanists, Satan himself to submission and humiliation in the real battle of the real spiritual.

After thumping and whitewashing the real master of the real satanists, and hence reducing his full capacity to powerlessness and hopelessness in my respect, how can I heartlessly unleash the same extent of my capacity on not even a real satanist but just a hopeless and helpless wannabe satanist as yourself, don't I fear God?

If that makes me a coward Lol, because I compassionately advised you to go and sort out your confusion first, then comes back as a real of something because I don't battle with helpless fakes as yourself, then I humbly accept.

But if you still want to disprove my view that you're not a fake satanist, now stop dodging the real reason I called your attention here and prove your claim that you're a real one by admitting that you've been murdering the Innocent such as your family members and drinking their blood as this real satanist here has confessed.

Otherwise you can forever hold your peace in the admission that you are only but an overzealous fake satanist who would never be one unless he does likewise. D

See how after only 1 week, I have reduced you to screaming "fake satanist" all over nairaland.

I am watching football now. I will give you a proper e-beating later. You soldiers of Cryst love crying.

Harryjoshua4:
The confession of Esther, a young lady from Zambia, is hard to swallow. It is a story of a dark and devilish world whose sole mission is to ensnare souls and poison hearts until hell becomes their home. Brought up in a religious home where church-going was seen as a chore, Esther grew up not knowing what real Christianity entailed and soon became fodder for satan to toy with. A lust for bloodcharacterized her early days followed by a subtle voice within willing her to cause confusion whenever she saw happiness and bring pain wherever joy was at work.Pushed by peer pressure into smoking, drinking and promiscuousclubbing from her early teens, it was not until Esther arrived at a boarding school that the devil’s trueintentions for her life became evident. Four girls who were popular, fashionable and feared invited her to join their elite ‘group’, unbeknown to her that a satanic setup was being surreptitiouslyorchestrated. As these girls enticed her with their lavish lifestyle, she awoke one morning to find a strange mark on her arm – a mark mirrored in each of her four cultish compatriots. A school trip to a popular tourist destination in Zambia proved to be the turning point. Walking with her friends pacing innocuously around her, the group reached a certain bridge over water and everything turned upside down. Literally.Esther found herself in another world – a world ruled by water where hideous plans are conceived and concocted to wreak havoc in people’s lives. Given blood to drink, Esther’s eyes and ears were openedspiritually to understand what had just happened – she had been initiated into satanism. Immediately, she was instructed to swear an oath of silence coupled with a covenant of allegiance to the devil. Her assignments were threefold – to cause accident, seduce men and initiate others. Satanic powers were imbued in her to accomplish such and strict guidelines laid out – such as the danger of trying to attack genuine Christians who had God’s fire and Jesus’ blood covering them.When Esther returned back to earth, everything changed. She began to see ‘the other side’ and was able to identity genuine Christians, pretend Christians and those under the influence of the devil. Given her assignments spiritually, Esther would sit in buses filled with innocent individuals and cause accidents by hypnotizing the driver into making a costly mistake, resulting in instant deaths for those who were not Christians. She wouldbe specifically assigned to bring down certain men, full details of their addresses and pictures provided to her from below. The powers in her eyes would easily seduce such men, all of whom werenot genuine Christians, and her resultant sexual encounters would them would leave bondage reigningin every department of their lives. Such men would end up divorcing their wives, becoming addicted to smoking or alcohol and losing focus in their careers, Esther explained. She would sometimes sleep with up to 5 men in a single outing.Initiation, Esther explained, was reserved for those with great potential. For such targets, the ex-satanist would make friends with them and slowly edge her way into their lives until trust was established and food or clothing could be exchanged. Such were the points of contact that began the journey to fully-fledged initiation.Esther explained that in our generation today, satan is making great use of the internet and entertainment industry to ensnare the souls of many naïve youth. She warned people of the dangers of going on social media sites such asFacebook with lustful intentions, stating that many people you think you have met online are actually demons masquerading as humans. Encounters with such devilish creatures would almost certainly result in demonic influence being established as such person would soon become addicted to social media and subtly introduced to other websites such as pornography online. Songs, Esther explained, were another key weapon satan was using to steal the minds of youth away from the things of God. Many lyrics of secular songs, she exposed, are actually conceived in the pit of hell and repeated listening to them would leave the hearer under the influence of demonic spirits and engaging in activities that are not pleasing to God.Incredibly, Esther’s journey to deliverance started when a neighbour told her mum about Emmanuel TV. Her mum eventually installed a decoder in her home anda Divine encounter with Prophet T.B. Joshua ensued days later. As the prophet was praying for viewersaround the world, Esther described that his hand literally left the television screen and touched her head. From that point forward, Esther explained, the evil spirits in her were arrested and the path was clear for her mum to take her to The SCOAN for full deliverance. Indeed, satan is powerless in the face of God’s armour and weapons! Last week at The SCOAN, Esther was ministered to with the New Anointing Water, which she described as fire, and received her complete deliverance.After testifying to her new-found freedom and peace in Christ following deliverance, Esther gave advice essential for every Christian. Genuine Christians, she explained are those who quickly realize when they sin and beg God for forgiveness – such people were immune to satanic infiltration as angelic protection surrounded them. However, pretend Christians were those who intentionally lived asinful life, going to church and using the name of Jesus merely as a cover-up. Such people, she explained, were easy to access spiritually and toy with at will. The conclusion of this shocking yet revelatory confession is simple – demons are real and therefore Christianity is not to be practiced asa hobby. Christianity is a lifestyle. Let this confession encourage to embrace that lifestyle wholeheartedly!

facebook: Tb Joshua ministries

Tales by the moonlight.

jesusjnr:
Fake satanist advocate666 come and see and learn what it truly entails to be a satanist.

You claim to be a true satanist, but yet you claim you've never killed any one or drank the blood of someone innocent.

Even someone who is not a satanist knows more about satanism than you. Lol!

Keep deceiving yourself satanist wannabe.

I though you coward soldier of Cryst had run away. Did God slap you to turn back and face your battles?

Tell God, that Alfa, son of Seltzer liveth. In many cloaks I live. No reunion and machinations of the godly can deter me.

I will preach the scriptures to the godly. I will scream wisdom from the rooftops.

The dead zombie will forever remain weak.

See lies.

Why do you call Lucifer jealous when God himself reminded everyone that he is the jealous God?

Lucifer didn't lose any battles. Those are lies told by the godly. It is their way.

In the scriptures, Lucifer did everything he wanted. He even tricked foolish God into punishing his own follower.

I am not a Hypo.

Satan is African.

I am not a Hypo.

Satan is African. Why do you think they hate him so much?