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Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 6:52pm On Jan 21, 2013

truthislight: it means your month produces what is supposed to be coming from ones a.nus, smelling.

Is it not?

Well, well, well. It looks like we have a "brave" soldier od Jizz-Us who would not run. A rare phenomenom.
How does Jizz-Us like what you are typing? Guess he is jumping with joy.

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 6:21pm On Jan 21, 2013

[quote author=n.oxide]*subscribing. . .

who is satan? undecided

[/quote]Satan is the One that holds your breath.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is A Great Argument....... by advocate666: 5:48pm On Jan 21, 2013

Reyginus: Don't try to sound unintelligent please.

I don't.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is A Great Argument....... by advocate666: 5:25pm On Jan 21, 2013

Reyginus: Can somebody please tell me the aim of this thread.

So you were commenting on a thread you had no understanding of?

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 5:18pm On Jan 21, 2013

truthislight: lol.

You are having time for this guy that seems to have an.us for a mouth.

The colourful vocabulary of the godly is truly amazing. You people are really a case study.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is A Great Argument....... by advocate666: 1:22pm On Jan 21, 2013

Logicboy03:

f4ck you,......

I think you have other candidates for that. Thanks anyway.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is A Great Argument....... by advocate666: 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2013

Logicboy03: Guy, what do you really want from me?

I think he wants a visit a la Anony. wink

You know, "theological discussions" wink

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 12:48pm On Jan 21, 2013

striktlymi: Lol!

I am tempted to agree with you on this sir but don't you think that when a 'sane man' interacts with a 'mad man', then the sanity of the 'sane man' can be called to question?

What a mad man calls into question is irrelevant as the sane man knows that he is sane and is only trying to speak a language that the mentally impaired would understand. Is a doctor sick for trying treat a sick person?

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 12:06pm On Jan 21, 2013

striktlymi: Sir if you are not careful one would be tempted to think that you believe the devil exists.

**coming close to your ears in whispers**...you are an Atheist!

Only the mad would believe in the existence of ancient myths. However, to interact with mad people, one has to stoop to their level atimes.

Christianity Etc › Re: . by advocate666: 11:26am On Jan 21, 2013

mr gideon, are you going to come and beg again for money next year?

you can't depend on the godly all your life.

you need to seriously start considering a permanent solution.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is A Great Argument....... by advocate666: 11:23am On Jan 21, 2013

Have you noticed that no matter what those two snowmen believed, the same fate awaits both of them.

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 11:20am On Jan 21, 2013

Ah, I understand you now: your god allows my Satan to have freewill. Eh?

Please let me laugh in Chinese. It's like saying Obasanjo allowed George Bush to attack Iraq. Anything to massage your ego.

What part of Satan being in charge of the world do you people not understand? god has absolutely no power over Satan. Satan does as he please and couldn't care less what your god wants.

Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 10:37am On Jan 21, 2013

striktlymi: Good morning sir,

Well said! I guess I used the wrong word to express my thoughts. Anyways, I meant exactly what you posted. Whatever is done by the devil is "allowed" by God.

Thanks for the correction.

Hahahah.
So funny. So you mean Satan is doing god's will? He is his angel?

Politics › Re: 16 Policemen Burnt To Death In Auto Crash by advocate666: 9:14am On Jan 21, 2013

To the Lord be all the Glory.
Thank You Satan for your marvellous deeds.

Christianity Etc › Re: Famous People Who Mocked God & What Happened To Them! A Must Read by advocate666: 9:09am On Jan 21, 2013

[quote author=E.nosa]I thank GOD for his grace, if not, some of your comment here warrant a one way AUTOMATIC ticket to HELL. REFRAIN from insulting your CREATOR, Cause your LIFE IS IN HIS HANDS.[/quote]WTF

Christianity Etc › Re: Love Making In Dream by advocate666: 8:42am On Jan 21, 2013

fyneboi: Thanks everyone for you advice. I told my wife about the dream and she said that we should pray about it cause it's a spiritual problem. My sister would have said the same thing cause she is a practicing Christian. Every bad dream or bad experience I have, my people will say it's a spiritual problem, that the enemies are after me or it's a bad covenant made my a member of my family. Is this how most Nigeria Christians think?

A good wife should have said "let us Bleep", instead of "let us pray". Or if she doesn't like fucking you, introduce you to some of her friends or suck/self-service you off before going to bed. Instead the godly would rather you suffer in useless prayers.

OP, your problem is simple: you are not getting enough sex.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women Not Ordained Priests In Roman Catholic And Anglican Churches? by advocate666: 8:35am On Jan 21, 2013

italo: @ OP,

Jesus ordained 12 men and 0 women.

The Catholic Church is only following her head.

GAY

Christianity Etc › Re: What's Wrong With Female Pastors? by advocate666: 7:51pm On Jan 20, 2013

thorpido: Seems the options she has is either to keep waiting on God in prayer to either change his heart or remove him from his position or she moves out of that church.
I think she should just keep serving God in whatever capacity she has found herself and leave the rest to Him.

She could also just stop going to church. A very intelligent option indeed.

Christianity Etc › Re: If God Were To Give You His Powers For 24hrs,what Would You Do With It? by advocate666: 4:27pm On Jan 20, 2013

if, if, if.
there is no god.
stop dreaming.

Christianity Etc › Re: What's Wrong With Female Pastors? by advocate666: 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2013

discrimination by the godly!?
quel surprise.

Christianity Etc › Re: was Jesus really a jerk?....see proof. by advocate666: 2:19pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=dansmog++]i already read it, but you see something amazed me, it is that they dont have a comment field for commenting, (i am using nokia phone) why? Are they scared of what type of comments they will recieve? I asked you some questions and you havent answered them yet. why? All genuine christian websites or blog, have huge traffic compared to any atheist or unbelievers blog or websites why?[/quote]Same reason why there are a so many sheep or cattle in a herd, and few lions or tigers stay together. The strong do not the comfort of multitudinous companinship.

Christianity Etc › Re: was Jesus really a jerk?....see proof. by advocate666: 2:13pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=dansmog++]why do you believe the bible? Why do you worship satan? And why do you think yahweh is evil? You even know the word ''YAHWEH''[/quote]I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. (Isaiah 45:7, KJV)

Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? (Amos 3:6, KJV)

Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good? (Lamentations 3:38)

Christianity Etc › Re: Manchester United (The Red Devils) by advocate666: 2:09pm On Jan 20, 2013

Richvkunt: Stop being silly it is only a nick name.
In fact Old Trafford is our church and Sir Alex Ferguson is our General over seer or Daddy GO.
We place our tithe at his feet through our DSTV subscription.
Now let me go and wear my red prayer clothes because match starts at 1700 hrs.

have a look at the emblem again and tell me if that is Jizz-Us you see holding a fork.

Christianity Etc › Re: was Jesus really a jerk?....see proof. by advocate666: 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2013

[quote author=dansmog++]@ozegbe, i wanted to ask you maybe you read the bible thoroughly just to condemn it? But then i saw the link to the post... You are lying, why because? You signature says that. Therefore rephrasing you signature, you love Jesus and the bible for what they are not and it is better that you hated jesus for what they are.. @advocate666, your signature also says SATAN is in charge and there is nothing we can do about it.. And if truly satan existed, why dont you believe the bible that talks about it? And if that is a lie (your signature), then you are also a jerk, because you are contradicting what you said.[/quote]Oh! I believe the bible. That is why I worship Satan. Yahweh is evil.

Christianity Etc › Re: the Sun is actually Heaven! no doubts by advocate666: 1:21pm On Jan 20, 2013

Sun causes skin cancer. Maybe it really is heaven.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "How Much Power Does Satan Possess?" by advocate666: 1:20pm On Jan 20, 2013

Satan has ALL powers.

Christianity Etc › Re: was Jesus really a jerk?....see proof. by advocate666: 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2013

At least give credit to whom credit is due.

http://www.godisimaginary.com/i39.htm

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women Not Ordained Priests In Roman Catholic And Anglican Churches? by advocate666: 12:29pm On Jan 20, 2013

striktlymi: Sorry about that! Hope your 'freedom' to express yourself did not infringe on the rights of other users sha? For it is indeed true that though 'we are born free, we still walk about in chains'

Anyways, I agree with everything in sacred scriptures and I know that interpretations and context are very key to understanding Sacred scriptures.

Welcome back!

I was born into the chains of religion, Now I am free. No hypocritical banning perpetrated against me shall prosper.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women Not Ordained Priests In Roman Catholic And Anglican Churches? by advocate666: 12:11pm On Jan 20, 2013

striktlymi: Good afternoon Mr. Advocate,

Long time! I trust all is well!

But don't you think there is a difference between "explaining the reason why something is" and "disagreeing with the bible"?

Are you going to turn into Anony with your question of questions? There is a difference between everything.

Anyway, I dey fine. Just some people decided that it would be pleasing to their lords, Allah and Jizz-Us, to infringe upon my freedom of expression by banning me for longer than normal.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women Not Ordained Priests In Roman Catholic And Anglican Churches? by advocate666: 11:43am On Jan 20, 2013

striktlymi: Good morning Saks,

I don't think the above explains the reason. I am a Catholic and I know women are very vocal in the Catholic Church and really they do not need to wait for their husbands to explain stuff to them.

Thank you!

so you disagree with your bible?

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