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mysticgal:
This post coming from a guy proves that desperation to get married is experienced by male and female....
Op I wish you all the best in your search for the person.
Good luck

GUYS FEEL D DESPERATION BT SAYING IT OUT IS RARE

EVEN SHE BLEACH E NO GO WORK...

maryjan8:
Hmm. Thing are happening

IS D PICX AFTER D P*NIS CHOPPING OR B4

Alexander1370:
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]please help,i played chelsea vs leicester game yesterdae in bet9ja,they went 90 minutes draw and chelsea won in xtratime,and i put chelsea to win,will it stil be valid?

UR BET IS ON 90MINUTES OUTCUM. XTRATIME WIL NT COUNT... SO ITS A RED ON YA TICKET

Aufbauh:
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity"- Martin Luther King
Fayose refused to learn that the more he let himself go, the less others let him go.
Olofofo Governor

SOME SENSE 4RM U PLS

obiorathesubtle:
intellect get hole wey I fit chook preek?

If NO.. Hapuya like that

I DAY FEEL U GUY... U SABI DESCRIBE.

YORUBA ENGINEERING

NICE ONE THERE.

HarkymTheOracle:
Na to go prison sure pass b dat na.

GO BOOK BED SPACE 4 KIRIKIRI

Early this morning on my way to church, I found this bike guy and what he was with attract my view, it was so funny that I had to take some pics... hope u will find it funny.

Pavore9:
The one on the left in the second picture looks more like a spare part trader than a footballer!

AND D 1 IN D 3RD PICX BROUGHT OUT HIS TONGUE LIKE A HAPPY REPTILE.

DICKtator:
Hahahaha a

That's the guy in Rush Hour ,I think 2?

Dealt with Chris Tucker that cannot differentiate Mei from me and Yu from You!!!!

U DAY WATCH FILM, E IS D 1.

asala1:
You need to write in proper plain English on a public forum like this, you may be making very reasonable points but you make it difficult for people to read your write-up in the first place.

THANKS. I APPRECIATE UR COMMENT.

obailala:
Lol... please dont compare Nigeria with Venezuela for any reason; Venezuela increased pump price by 6000%.....

VENEZUELA ND NIG WHO IS D SIXTH LARGEST PRODUCER OF OIL IN D WORLD.

RELYING ON UGLY FACT ABT ODA NATIONS IX NT AN EXCUSE 4FAILURE OF DIS ADMIN. WE AV EXPERT IN VIRTUALY AL FIELD OF ECONOMY MGT ND POLITICAL GURU DAT CAN PROFER SOLUTN WITIN MNTS. THIS 2AREAS R WHERE WE R FALLIN APART. D GOVT SHUD BY AL MATA OF URGENCY DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY ON D ECONOMY ND EVEN D POLITICS DAT PRODUCE BAD RESULT (LEADERSHIP). A COUNTRY IN A BRINK OF COLLAPSE ND U STIL C ITS LEADERS DOING DANCING COMPETITN DURING CAM-PAIN, ITS SO SAD. WHAT IS D GOVT DOIN 2CUSHION D EFFECT OF RECESSION. EVEN WEN THER WAS GLOBAL RECESSION 2K7,2K8, OUR ECONOMY WASNT AS BAD AS DIS. FALING IN CRUDE OIL PRICE IS NT AN XCUSE 2D ADMIN FAILURE. U SET ASIDE N500B 4SOCIAL INTERVENTN FUND, I BET U DT IS READIN DIS WIL NT GET A PEANUT 4RM IT. DAT N500B CAN CREATE MILLIONS OF JOBS. DAT MONEY CAN BRING BACK 2LIFE OUR DEAD TEXTILE INDUSTRIES ND SO MANY DEAD INDUSTRIES. ITS JST SO UNFORTUNATE DAT D GOVT IS NT RESPONSIBLE. 2DAY COMPLAIN,2MORO COMPLAIN LET DEM GO IN2 ACTION. EVEN D SO CALD RECOVERED R STIL BIN LOOTED BY DEM.

THEY R DANCING AWAY THIER SORROWS OF BEING INCOMPETENT. THEY WIL LOOSE WOEFULI, 9JA R NW WISE XCEPT THEY CHOSE D WRNG DOOR 2GET IN2 POWERG

sexymoma:
Make dem nor talk say u sef no type for frontpage... buh next time it's advisable to type sensible werds for pple to respect you....

U HAV KILD DIS PERSON.

Okijajuju1:
Over-Staffing the Federal Civil Service.




Where the money to take pay them go come from na?


Anyways, I will apply just because I want to be able to carry a gun around legally and smoke e-gbo without harassment.

DIS GUY U FUNNY O. I APPRECIATE D FAT SAY U NO WON CARRY GUN ILLEGALI BT DAT MARY J ASPECT I NO UNDASTAND.

wealthpin:
God bless u...op!
Many here on Nairaland may not comment on this piece because what we celebrate in Nigeria is nudity and senselesness.
RIP to the foremost and famous thrift collector.

U SABI NLDERS VERY WEL.

Mimienudles:
go away joor. I thought you wanted to say something better than what you just said

HAHAHA DAZ D TRUT. SHE DAY WRK 2HAV KIDS @41, WEL NA HER PALAVER.

Mimienudles:
Seriously? Work on having kids?

DNT MIND HER, I DNT KNW WAT SHE IS WRKING ON SOMETHING DAT WONT TAKE MORE DAN 5MINUTES.

SleekyPosh:
Did I hear Saint Theresa of KALAKUTA!!

U FUNNY OOO. SO U MEAN SHE DEY "HIGH" IN PARADISE WITH MARY.J... 4 KALAKUTA PARADISE REPUBLIC.

Bolustic:

Fayose is a serious indictment on the intelligent people of the SW, so Sherrif does not have a right to visit anyone he wants in this country?

THEY R TWO PARALLEL LINES WEN IT COMES 2TODAY'S CURRENT ISSUES RAVAGING PDP ND D MAN HE WENT 2C BHIND CLOSED DOORS WAS D PROMINENT ND FOREMOST BETRAYAL OF D PARTY DAT LEADS 2D PROBLEMS BEING FACED BY D PARTY. HE HAS D RIGHT TO VISIT ANY1 EVEN BUBU BT WAS D VISITING ON PERSONAL VISITATION, WAS IT 2DISCUS D PARTY E BETRAYED? ASK URSELF. THERE R HIDDEN TRUTH BTW BOTH OF DEM DAT WIL NT AUGUR WEL 4D FUTURE OF PDP SO LNG AS OBJ IS INVOLVE. PDP JST AV 2MOVE ON RE-ARRAGE ITS PARTY STRUCTURE 2B A STRONG ND BETA OPPOSITION.

Gpdwise:
@sobastical I seriously want to believe that there are ways I can explain that God exists because if I do what u suggest next time I meet another lost soul like my brother what should I now do...

HE ASKED A QUESTION DOESNT MEAN HE IS A LOST SOUL, DNT CONDEMN HIM ND ODAS DAT ASKED SUCH. JUST PRAY 4GOD 2REVEAL HIMSELF IN HIM ND ODAS LIFE IN A WONDEROUS WAY. HE IS STIL LITU ND HE BASED HIS QUESTION ON WAT HE CAN SEE.

brainpulse:
Beautiful. Nigerian military coming back to its days of glory since the fall of GEJ kingdom.

I SIGHT U #brainpulse THE #brainlessCommentatorOf2016

I PRAY 4 SUCCESS IN DIER COLLABORATIVE EFFORT. ALOT STIL NIDS TO B DONE MORE TO UP D COMBAT AGAINST BOKO ND ODA CRIMES IN TERMS INTELLIGENCE GATHERING, PHYSICAL ND EMOTIONAL TRAINING, WEAPONS ND ARMORY, FISHING OUT MOLES E.T.C. THUMBS UP. VICTORY IS ASSURED, I BLIV U GUESS. GOD IS ON UR SYD.

Amanwulu1:
I think u're d one whose brain should b formatted so as to enable u discuss sanely. cos ur brain n ur arguement na wao! Infact dat guy trying to talk sense into u is trying.

ND HIS BRAIN IS TOO WEAK TO XPRES WORDS IN CLARITY. WAT HE MEANT IS LEGIBLE SO HE SHUD DNT FEIGN HIS IGNORANCE. E SHUD XPRES IMSELF WEL NXT TYM B4 E GET ANODA SHOT OF HIS LIFE.

Standing5:
Jonathan spent just five months in power in 2015 but exhausted 10.5 months of budget and left huge debt in addition. PDP is dead for good. Hurray!
Where did N106B wired to wike of PDP at the last second come from?
We know better.

D IS D DUMBEST COMMENT AV READ THUS FAR. I DNT THINK U THINK 2RU UR BRAIN. HW CAN U CLAIM GEJ SPENT 10.5MNT BUDGET IN 5MNT, WAT IS UR CALCULATN, FIGURES ND FACT. U NID 2STUDY CRITICALLY WAT HAPINS AROUND U 2B APPROVED COZ IF U CONTINUE WIT BASELESS FACT DAT EVEN PRO-BUHARI CANT EVEN COM UP WIT THEN U WIL B SENDING GULLIBLES LIKE 2 UNTIMELY GRAVE OF D BRAINLESS. NL IS NT 4FACTLESS HYPOCRITE.

[quote author=1stCitizen post=48951061]Sorry I don't get what you are saying okay?. Other armies in developed countries do medical and physical checks but not to start counting your testes or checking inside your anus. Very crude and degrading.

You are not subjected to such degrading checks in the British Army and they still produce better professional and fit soldiers than the joke of an army Nigeria has.
After all these rubbish what happens if the person develops all these conditions later on. When other countries are putting adequate Medicare in place for soldiers, Nigeria is doing crude checks.

What is the point of all the checks when you still produce unfit and poorly trained and ill equipped soldiers who are only good at...NICE ONE BT NOTWISTANDING WE STIL HAV WEL TRAINED SOLDIERS BT JST DAT WE NID 2ADVANCE 2MODERN DAY TECHNOLOGICAL AND ADVANCE WAY OF COMBATING CRIMES ND AL ODA RELATED OFFENCES. WE WIL GET THERE AS TYM GOESBY. BT U NID 2B MEDICALY ND PHYSICALI FIT DATS NUM 1 ON NIG MIL3 LIST

MrsExplorer:
This is really a great read and i learnt so much from it.

I hope you arent giving up or something. I don't know much about the military admission process but you could try Navy/Airforce. I also think that maybe you could write directly to the chief of army staff stating your faults but also stating your strengths and why you need to join the Nigerian Army(maybe i'm just being dumb here)


keep living life.
God would bless you!!

I have some questions though.

REMEMBER HE IS A FLAT FOOTER ND ALSO HAS VISION ISSUE. SO HE CANT B ADMITTED INTO NIGERIA MILITARY BE IT AIRFORCE, NAVY E.T.C. BT HE CAN STIL WORK WIT DEM AS SECURITY EXPERT, INTELLIGENCE, MINISTRY OF DEFENCE, ONSA E.T.C.

1stCitizen:
WTF. All these humiliation to join an ill equipped, underpaid and unmotivated army

DO U TINK DEY JST ADMIT PIPU JST LYK DAT IN NDA. U MST B WEL FIT, SO ITS NT HUMILITION... MANY WERE CAL, FEW WERE CHOSEN STIL ONLY D FITTEST SURVIVE, DAZ WAT NA,NAF,NN STANDS 4. GET DAT.

odimbannamdi:
Its not sir. I was at the Army SSC screen exercise in Kaduna 2weeks ago. So, thats just a bit of my experiences there

U SHUD AV KNOWN DAT FLAT FOOTERS WIL 4EVER B DISQUALIFIED. U SHUD KNW DIS B4 U GO 4D TRAINING. ANYWAYZ AL DA BST.