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Ymodulus:
Who is Jonathan?

Former President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
The husband of PEJ.

tellwisdom:
That cheap phone??

Cheap phone in your sight but a very expensive device fron others views.

NEVER REGARD ALL THE TREES IN THE FOREST AS ONE. WE ALL HAVE CLASS.

》FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL!

mayorall:
Nice one. No lecture tomorrow.

Haa! I thought I was the only one!

compellor:
You and ur family members will not be seen by evil men in Jesus name!

AMEN!

compellor:
You and ur family members will not be seen by evil men in Jesus name!

AMEN!

compellor:
You and ur family members will not be seen by evil men in Jesus name!

AMEN!

nikkiehan:
we'v discussed so much on relationships stuff, nw let's see how fast our brain works.jst wish to share dis here

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imsuboi:
Nope. No bible.
That book is a scam.

48Laws of power? Anyone?

Bible isva SCAM?
PLEASE WAKE UP @ YOU & STOP WALLOWING IN THE LAGOON OF EMOTIONAL DECEIT.
》BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF BOOKS.

Solarenergy13:
CURRENT PRICE LIST.
80 watts : N16,000
100 WATTS : N19,000
130 WATTS : N22,000
180 WATTS : N33,000
220 WATTS : N38,000
300 WATTS : N46,000
305 WATTS : N47,000

what is the difference between 80 watts and 100watts?

falconey:
I will not blame the female folk today until next
time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S3x and
produce an offspring.


1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’

Oshey, Lord Withdrawal! Didn’t they tell you that
your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last
self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-
between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t
honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in
all your pull out encounters. You and I know that
the sweetest part is when you offload all your
goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding
yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little
reminder, someone in the bible days died because
of this type of thing.



2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle
Contraception’

This is how so many clueless men have been lied
to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop
some after and you believe and go in without
protection. This same babe will come back a month
later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never
believe any of that nonsense a woman says before
S3x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.



3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My
Teeth’

It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the
teeth involved during S3x but please, use your
fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To
avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The
only hole you should be poking should be… never
mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking
about.



4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During
S3x

Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having
S3x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say
‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you
put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously
not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide
‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to
remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next
time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or
just get married and stay faithful mbok.



5. ‘We Had S3x During Her Period’
First of all…eww!




Second, don’t deceive yourself.
Women have and can get pregnant during their
periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree
to this but others will. It has been found that some
women ovulate when they are menstruating, so
next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure
to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little
swimmers with no protection, one of them is
bound to swim upstream and catch something
you’re not prepared for.


6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother,

I know it’s a quality brand
product and probably cost you a few hundred
naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just
maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s
no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it
either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s
still good or throw it away.


7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’


And so you push your p*n*s all in to fill the
condom tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped
exactly like a condom, please desist from
tightening things in there. You have to leave that
space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will
break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science
but erm…



8. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’



First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me
understand the logic. You did it while standing and
all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was
left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law
of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology,
which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what
goes in, stays in’. You should know that the v*g’i’na
is one place that may not have a door but has a
way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S3x. Protect
yourself and your woman. Use a condom.

http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/8-silly-things-men-do-during-s3x-that-leads-to-pregnancy-adult-only/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Why follow principles, when the this Great option is available: Marry and remain faithful.

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How much is 5600mah?

akpumping7720:
Awesome! She was a special guest/Consultant for. The Black Heritage Festival(Lagos Badagry 2011) she has over 102 solo art exhibitions and 36 group art exhibitions. She is an industrious woman. I think our ladies turning themselves to 'Olosho' can take a clue from this woman who stop schooling at Primary 6.
God bless Nigeria!

Great Advice to all Nigerians but in specific to the Nigerian ladies that don't want to succeed with their hands but with the hole between their two legs.

Olosho No Be Work is just another means of going to grave early than as scheduled by nature.

》Quote On A Wasted Life:
The graveyard is the richest place on
earth, because it is here that you will
find all the hopes and dreams that
were never fulfilled, the books that
were never written, the songs that
were never sung, the inventions that
were never shared, the cures that
were never discovered, all because
someone was too afraid to take that
first step, keep with the problem, or
determined to carry our their dream.
Les Brown

#SexMachinesRe-Orientation

Sam - Ademuyiwa - Speaks
○SAS○

TrishaP:
I didn't get that

I mean that context demands for 'lady' not 'girl'.

MrKnowitall:
I'm reading so many ridiculous and slightly senseless comments of people thanking God. It would have been better if God had stopped the plane from crashing in the first place. After all, he knew the plane was going to crash since the beginning of time. Anyways, this is a testament to the human spirit. This woman overcame unimaginable disaster and showed us all of which we are capable. I thank her for not giving up.

In all things friend, human ought to give thanks.

What if she had died with the victims, that never had the privilege she has to be alive, further education and graduated well.

I Thank God for her.

If you are in her shoe what would you do?

aristocrazzy:
You don't get my point, what I mean is that our leaders of today are just too old compared to those of the past, glory days.

ok

aristocrazzy:
Why is it that our leaders in Democratic rule are not more handsome than those of Millitary rule.
Just look at portrait of abacha,babangida, obj, even ojukwu. Fine guys. And there is no excuse of camera because today's own are beta.

I think Nigerians prefer intelligent than handsomeness.

RIDE ON GREAT MEN...

TrishaP:
Scatter not thy hair..
Do you know anyone that sleeps likes this?

YOU CALK THIS ONE GIRL?

MuguliciousMUGU:
They are smoking away their destiny, God did not design anybody to smoke, if not he would have put an exhaust pipe in their head.

That was how my friend smoked knock out instead of cigarette on new year day, he put the cigarette in his left pocket and put the knock out in his right pocket, he said when it is 12am he would smoke the cigarrette, when 12am reach he mistakenly put his hand in his right pocket and smoked the knock out, the knock out that was designed to fire three loud shots, we started hearing paw paw paw at the back of the church, he started crying "pastor help help", na God save am.

You Made Me Laugh - YMML

#LessonForSmokers

owobokiri:
I bet his village here in Nigeria has never seen an ambulance before. Like Emeka Offor donating millions of dollars to rotary when oraifite is still full of strugglers. . Charity should start from home, passtor.

Attempt to gather information before jumping to conclusion. who told you he has not impacted lives in Nigeria, in fact still impacting lives.

Kingsley1000:
:Ppardon my gramnatical blunder if you spot any,i know we have many error detectors here*pls this is not a fiction,it happened to me couple of months back

Am one of those students that detest residing in the school hostel,because of the infernal noise,theft and contagious environment,i love privacy..since my year1 i've changed couple of lodges,the last one i packed in last month unlike the former ones,it's boring as most of the students there are girls,no gymnasium,no field for football.There's this lady next door to mine,in yr3 she should be in late 20s,i abet her in most of her assisnment and termpaper using my pc..we're not age mates but due to my level still get my maximum respect..the sex thing ensued the day i brought my generator from the mechanic shop,she stays in my room upto 11pm charging her phone and watching telly.One fateful night it happend,and ever since then,we've been banging every time..i told one of my friends,he said
''the way am wasting my akamu,it might not be able to replenish,the resultant effect is that it can deter one's ability to perform during marital stage''

what is the effect?

arbitrage:
I don't think Payoneer will block the card but rather it may expire normally when its date passes. But it may be possibly blocked if you have not activated the card since you received it. Ask Payoneer support anyway to confirm.

Thanks.

Hello Paykobo
I order for Glo #25 for 100mb for almost a week now and my account has been debited without data transfer for about a week now and 2 days ago, I made another 1gb order for GLO. My bank acct. has been debited and no data was subsequently transferred.

PLEASE I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, KINDLY REFUND MY #1025 for Glo 1gb and 100mb.

Thanks
Sam

einsteino:
UBA's rate is bloody right now.

I decided to test the waters by making a purchase of $8.94 on ebay by 2:23am today. i was debited 1994naira i.e 223naira to a dollar.

I can't wait for my stanbic master card to be ready, hopefully by friday it should be.

Which bank has the most friendly exchange rate?

SeverusSnape:
The woman though...
Didn't she switch on the phone?...Sorry to say, but the woman is dull, Nokia X2 for that matter.

Only in Lagos

Bro, she was scamed and it can happen to whosoever that do not know how they conduct the inapp. manipulation.

mayorall:
Wow. That's nice boss. I hear via my heart just that I am still finding it hard cos I am a sinner. But I do ask for forgiveness anyway.


Sometimes I hear him talking to me but I take it as my heart suggestion.


My personal encounter

I was in camp early this month. I brought out this suit I haven't wore in last 3 months. Dipped my hand into the chest pocket and found #500 I was so happy to but before I could blinked my eyes, I heard it's not for you, I asked, for who?. He said I will tell you, you will meet the person. By an hour -two, a security member came to challenge me cos of where I was standing, Holy Spirit said that's him and I gave the man.

The man said he had been praying for what to eat for a while, he thanked me and we parted.

Things of the spirit are foolish to an average human being.

arbitrage:
Sorry for not seeing your question till now. I haven't used the euro card before. In fact, I just collected my Payoneer euro card today from my post office box.

Good day, I have not use my Payoneer since reception - last year December, hope it wouldn't be blocked due to non utilisation?

mayorall:
3 months to August. Saving steadily.

Mr Mayoral you done reach here?

OLAADEGBU:
What is more important, the death of Christ or His resurrection? How do both the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ play a role in our salvation?

The death of Christ and resurrection are complimentarily important.

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Normal Shipping from China to Lagos
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How Can you help buy from 1688.com?

[quote author=Agbero post=32991871]....Count your blessings(sex-mate)and name them One by One


Tell him, he is not living... dieing!

Thespecialone:

Am Afraid to take a first step using this logistics but nevertheless waiting for sincere reviews.

imbless:
God will bring her back to u Amen

Amen!

tochukwuifeduba:
I just broke my mtn sim card in protest over the xnophobia attacks against Nigerians in South Africa( MTN is a south African owned mobile Telecommunication company operational in Nigeria).- Ifeduba ThankGod Tochukwu

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HOW WILL THAT WAKE THOSE THAT HAVE DIED & SAVE OTHER FORIEGN NATIONALS?