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Lol..:

Wrong font, wrong letter head

Mercychen:
Hope you didn't eat it.

I know vipers are very deadly.

Once you get rid of the head, it is pretty much edible. Not that I support the indiscriminate killing and eating of wildlife.

However, that head should be buried deep or burnt, it can kill even when detached from the body

Commissioner of works!

Seriously struggling to be popular; playing dress-up !

Not all over-heating problems is solved by a changed gasket. Could be that the cylinder head is warped so you need to check this as well

Says the president who promised to diversify the economy and reduce our dependency on oil!

-He does not make him self Minister of Agriculture
- He is thanking Saudi for reducing supply in order to get high prices

A defector calling another a serial defector...

Wetin we no go see for this kwantiri

Did Garba not defect from PDP to APC

Infact APC only exists because they are a bunch of power hungry defectors ...especially the most power hungry who since 2003 was thirsting for power

Polaris Slingshot...or Polaris makes one like this

Nigeria is a wasteful country

We seize and asset but rather than put it to use or manage it and take the proceeds, they prefer to allow it rot

Perfect example, Chelsea Hotel in Abuja seized from Dipreye.


At least, the previous owner was paying taxes, employing people and creating value...What is the abandoned structure doing

Where were the Kano Hisbah when the girls in Kano were singing " I am cumming"..."orgasm, sucking, kissing" ?


Kano Hisbah are the biggest hypocrites...silly deputy gods

Joined my University Group

All they do is chat a whole load of crap!!! Reached out to a former room mate that i saw on the group ...first question he asked was "So what do you do now?"...I ended the conversation...no time for willy wagging

Joined my Secondary School Group...

Even worse...never see a bunch of people chatting about nonsense, sharing silly memes and all. No one even discussing serious ideas. A fellow classmate was getting married and between all of them, they could only raise 70k...

I just muted the two groups and ignore them.

I totally agree with Reno... avoid them wealthy or not

naijaman2225:
EVERYTHING IN NIGERIA IS OVERBURDENED. LOOK AT THE WAY CBN IS OUT AGAINST FINTECHS, ALL FOR THE REASON THAT THEY ARE POSING A CHALLENGE TO THE FINANCIAL AND INVESTMENT STATUS QUO.

CBN are just looking everywhere else other than themselves as the reason for the weak naira.

They now blame the FINTECHS for weakening the naira rather than accept that poor policy decisions, closing the borders and continuous import of petroleum products have bashed the naira

Meanwhile in Nigeria, we burden the entire drone industry with over-regulation

Robotics is the future; and drones will play a big role in it but lets continue focussing on oil and politics

So this is journalism?

What value does knowing their seat number / itinerary do for the news that they had a fruitless trip?

Rather than focus on proving how the trip was fruitless by showing evidence , they just blab about their itinerary and then go on to tell us about the twitter ban

Crap journalism

Support an incompetent leader

Seized their passport and stopped foreign treatment

In other news, The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Party Leader APC are both in the UK receiving medical treatment


Animal Farm...

2 chimpanzees fighting...

nothing to see here other than a failed political godfather and an inSANe lawyer ripping themselves apart

These are the ones they chose to catch

The northern borders are the biggest smuggling routes and through which most of the cars, arms and rice come through BUT customs will focus on the southern border routes and roads harassing motorists.

Now they are making noise about a 54m seizure which is a mere fraction of the value of smuggled goods in a week

Would you have been calculating if you spent 1000 naira on condom.?

Now you have turned to medical expert and calculating when you had sex. Save your energy and start calculating cost of child birth, pampers, antenatal, cot, push chair ooo.

Daddy wa!

You don't need to...once you live under your own roof and pay your own bills.

No comment

LoL!!

20 parasitic entities to further burden the federal government

Some states should be scrapped and we feel we should create more?

20 more governors with the structures that come with this...

60 more senators and many more representathieves...

Whatever!!!

LOL


Innovation and APC do not go together o...

A name change without institutional reform within the Ministry will lead to zero innovation

Same ol' civil servants, same ol' memo writing and groundnut eating at their various desks...where will the innovation come from??

Exactly why he was voted out to someone who claimed he was the saviour of Nigeria.

6 years later, is the economy better, worse or much worse?

Not only has the economy been destroyed, our unity has been ripped apart and the fractures widened by this kakistocratic administration.

After you blocked it from you decoder, you could have just moved on with you life. This is the exact reason why the blocking option is available in the first place.

No...you had to wave your willy in public and show off you high levels of morality!

See police station looking like Mama Put!

This is an Oil-Producing State oo...

to the subject matter...No comment.

Resist the urge to do what?....SHALAYE!

This is the second version of his tale

First he said he was a tailor

Now he is a debt collector

A whole DCP decorated hero of many arrests and investigations turned himself to debt collector

ABBA, please just keep quiet! That was the best thing to have done. The FBI are extremely thorough and for them to indict you means your role in the criminal organization has been established. You have been tied in the scheme and you are trying too hard to extricate yourself

Own up, go to the US, defend yourself. If you do so successfully, we will welcome you back. If you are found culpable, do your time in the US and come back... We will welcome you and even give you IGP!!!

Deluded ones will be counting this last 6 years as democracy.

Democracy ended in 2015, we are in a KAKISTOCRACY.

You cannot give what you do not have!!

A country that gave a 3 year vision to begin producing pencils?

Some people say we manufacture cars; manufacturing and assembling are two different things

Some said we have satellite in space; we haven't developed rockets yet

How many warships has the Navy built for itself?

Buhari blames middlemen, laziness and lack of rain for increase in food prices

Nincompoop

Mega Slum status- please correct your self!

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Question: Did he lie?