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Losers focus on Winners…

Winners focus on winning

Of course he will reject it; he has a lot of money trapped in the forests with his bandits!

successmatters:
The most useless person to ever occupy a presidential seat in world history.

Words so true

I think there are more pressing issues in the country. This a a dysfunctional family matter. A matter between father and son belonging to the same congregation of bastards

Senior Advocate of Nonsense

Mop up money in circulation.

For those who have millions stashed ...you have to take it to the bank.

Kidnappers alone hold 100's of million in cash and now they have to go and deposit it. Definitely they have to be banked to get that money out in cash which is impossible so this policy may reduce the naira funding terrorism in circulation

They have even infiltrated the corridors of power

One is a minister of digital economy

Another is Governor

One is contesting for VP and the other is sitting president

This is what happens when you do not have any leverage to use against them

You cannot reciprocate cos you have NO National Carrier

You cannot ban cos Emiratis dont need you! Emiratis are treated well by their country.. Nigeria treats their citizens badly. Another country cannot treat tour citizens better than you!

So rather than making noise, treat your citizens better and maybe...just maybe other countries will do same

… says the demon in PDP who relocated to APC and who will relocate again to wherever he thinks his daily bread will come from.

You are a worst demon

The only candidate who speaks for himself these days is Peter Obi. The others have spokesmen and campaign directors doing their campaigns and mud-slinging.

We patiently await the presidential debates

Hey old man… father of nations doesn’t necessarily mean President. It means you should be an elder statesman guiding future presidents.

He would have called you Moses; the one who led his people out of captivity but he didn’t because you are incapable of that!

So Amoda, REST

Why we won’t obey the Judiciary - Reckless Executive!

Democracy only works when the three arms; The Executive, The Judiciary and the Legislature work together and respect each other. In Nigeria, the Judiciary and Legislature are rubber stamps of the Executive and have lost their integrity!

Kanu is more of a security threat that the bandits you have allowed to operate across the country? He is more of a security threat than the 101 Boko haram suspects released? He is more of a threat than the prisoners released from Kuje who have not been recaptured? He is more of a security threat than the train kidnappers who murdered 9 people and held others and you all gladly patted yourselves on the back after meeting with them!

You know… we have a bunch of uniformed clowns called the Police! Scrap that, we have a bunch of uniformed clowns in the entire security architecture

It takes security warnings from foreign entities to THEIR CITIZENS to wake up ours. Their concern for their citizens made our clowns start faking concern and probably embezzling funds in disguise! It would surprise you that they share this security reports with our agencies but we ignore it but once their reports make it to public domain, they all jump around as if they know what to do.

Saw a group of police bandits somewhere in abuja searching pockets of drivers. Ride on boys…

Ordinary prison break, we couldn’t prevent or stop!

Clowns

Please don’t reveal your plans! The sponsors and grand patrons are still in the corridors of power.

If you win the election, go after them! We know them. One midget ruling in the NC, one cow minder sitting on the Rock, one frowning guy picked as a vice…

You will be Commander in Chief of the armed forces and you will use your position to do the necessary

Wrong forum to ask this question. The typical Nairalander will bash the head of the snake into an unrecognizable pulp, whip out his Camon 5 phone, Do photoshoot of the dead snake, if they are barbarians, they will gut it and chop it up into a pot, take more photographs of all the preparation steps, if they not barbaric , they’ll post it here, tag the snake master and start asking, “ this unlucky snake wandered into my compound and I dispatched it to its creator, what specie of snake this?”

Mr David Attenborough, if you wanted to know what specie, you’d have taken pictures and used google lens instead of killing it and seeking a Front Page post on Nairaland

A leader who deemed herself incompetent stepped down and another contender stepped up to take the position. No war, no noise

In one of UK’s former colonies… an incompetent leader held on for 7 years…

Another one wants to continue where the first one stopped…

Atiku is from Cameroon, Obi is Igbo

But here is a non-native British about to become Prime Minister

A leader who deemed herself incompetent stepped down and another contender stepped up to take the position. No war, no noise

In one of UK’s former colonies… an incompetent leader held on for 7 years…

Another one wants to continue where the first one stopped…

Kani is actually a very beautiful city

Can you probe and prosecute yourself… nobody will be found guilty.


All noise. The Minister of Petroleum should be sacked

Yup… he’ll govern from his “rest” location in the UK.

See the person that is talking. Nappy wearing geriatric who should be in a care home.

DSS… when they tell you to be calm… be very panicked! Clueless bunch

WHITELIGHTER:
Does it invalidate the truth.. C'mon

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It actually doesn’t invalidate the truth but I’d rather hear the truth from people with integrity! The only reason Dele is in PDP speaking the “truth” is because he didn’t get a seat at the table in the APC else he would be speaking their truth now

Nigerian FINTECH shakes hand with Money Laundering

Lol! Funny thing is some Jagandits will heed these warnings!

They will protect themselves and their family from potential harm then carry their coconut heads ( a coconut has more benefit to mankind and shoukdbt be compared to the head of a jaganadit...apologies coconut) , come online and be supporting the APC

Your parents failed you

Dele...shut up! This time seven years ago, you carried your ewedu-laden drop lips and were gallivanting about with the APC.

Today you are forming opposition. If you hadn't put your personal agenda above the common good, you wont be here today faking opposition.

To the mods who banned me... let me use the opportunity to say ...f**k you

Now to the subject matter.

Anyone expecting much from the APC needs a new brain. That's simple!!! This is a party devoid of ideas. A party that has entrenched terrorism and bandits as a way of life. A party that has destroyed the Nigerian economy. A party that has stolen your crude oil for 7 years dragging out output to below 1m barrels per day while stealing the remaining.

The choice is simple; is the Nigeria of today better than it was 7 years ago. If you can look in the mirror and say yes... then the person looking back at you in the mirror is an irredeemable m.oron. if your answer is no, you are one step closer towards seeking a better tomorrow.

Bro, just say you cannot make an educated guess or predict who will be president.

God doesn’t tell you all anything and you can’t risk getting it wrong cos your congregation will realize you are just a noise maker

It’s a reflection of how decayed our society is… in fact we do not have a society!

When a light shows Red it means another light is showing green which implies it is those drivers turn to go. When you beat a red, you are not only impeding the rights of the other drivers whose turn it is, you are also disrespecting the few drivers who stopped at the red light.

This is exactly what our leaders do so when I see Nigerians break traffic rules, I know that if people like these are in leadership positions, they’ll put themselves first!

Why didn't you come here for advice when you were having the intense chat and arranging for secret meeting place so that you can get get advice on what you were about to do... Or you didn't know what will happen.

You then sleep with each other , grow a fake conscience and come to Nairaland to brag in the guise of showing remorse.

1. Name the senior lawyers
2. Subsidy removal will lead to good roads , power, better healthcare etc! Why not use the 2.4 trillion to invest in this rather than give out 5,000 naira to ghost poor people? If you claim the money for subsidy would otherwise go into better infrastructure but spend double the subsidy amount on doling out to the “poor”… where will you then get money for the better infrastructure?

We love flyovers; very good project for inflating contracts and embezzling funds.

Explains why Ganduje loves ‘em