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chrissyjay:
Good Morning Great Mamas of Great Children,

@fpeter, CravingChic, pweetymii, 4realwoman, curvy mama, MGeey, Redeemed...Thank you and amen.

@all, The cry of my heart is to hear your testimonies. Though it tarry it will surely come to pass in Jesus name.
Please let us rely on God in wateva thing we decide to do on this journey.

Luv u!

You are next in line for a miracle!

congratulations ma'am, You will not cast your young in Jesus name. I wish you h n h 9months

curvilicious:
Oya let the birthday wishes begin

Happy Easter
I see all of una o
The ones wey remember me
The ones wey no remember
The one wey remember but, yap me abt sub if i catch u, body go tell u

Today is my buttday give me the best fruitfulness wishes and prayers ur heart can give

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happy birthday mama John, it is well with you in Jesus name. Your womb will begin to do what it was created for. Your next birthday will be Celebrated with John and your dh in great health. Enter into your year of fruitfulness. Cheers

congratulations @Lolarde, you will carry with ease, not cast your young and you will birth like the Hebrew women. amen

good evening. I had a dream last night where I was in a place and noticed that there was a big tree that had cabbages growing and hanging from the tree. I was very impressed and commented that its commensalism and remember making a mental note to take pictures and show my husband before I woke up. please help me interpret.

congratulations nnetriplet I rejoice with you.you will not cast your young and you will birth like the Hebrew women in Jesus name. I'm next by the grace of God.

Adiahaakwaibom1:
Oh God , thank u 4 remembering one of us. Congrats dear. U see, God shows up when we least expect it. I pray God grants U a stress free pregnancy & delivery with mom, dad & LO(s) all safe.

@ afagha
Which one come be sensei
If to say u never marry, l for arrange u 4 my bros (so two of una can be speaking ur cartoon language)

@ sysengr
From my little knowledge of a female hormonal profile assay ; a low prolactin will not affect fertility instead it's a high prolactin

adiahaakwaibom,the prof herself. loool she na sensei for kpekus kung fu
lol at ur brother

mummykyrti:
Cubes01 congrats dear, wishing you smooth 9mnths...father, mother and baby(ies) alive.

@ wholesomegrace thanks dear.

@ afagha oya modernised missionary style, when hubby is on top doing the do, spread your leg asif you are doing hsg,, when he goes in, clench your vaginal muscle, when he's coming out release( bfre doing this first practice on ur own, bfre u go squeeze oga something...the spreading raises your buttocks up, thereby making penetration deeper....at first try your laps would hurt like hell, after like 5 or 10 minutes, you can now rest your legs on his shoulder, it also deepens penetration and makes papa, mama style less boring....


PS: ders no particular style for kpekus. Feel free to explore, if e no work, do another...also don't limit sex to only bedroom, try bathroom, if your dinning table is strong use it, if u stay upstairs, try balcony kpekus, the thought that someone might be watching you guys, would heighten you and dh and make it mindblowing...your sensei has spoken.

*bows respectfully*
thank you sensei
*wink*

Cubes01:
Help me praise the lord. I got my BiG FAT POSITIVE today. God is awesome. Please dont give up. He did it for me after 1.5yrs of marriage .i was extremely depressed. I cry while driving. My husband hated me. People stared at my stomach and mocked me. Jehovah has given me victory. God of Elijah has blessed me. I am unfaithful . I am a sinner. God had mercy on me. Omg! I dnt believe it. God will bless all of us. Pls pray for me that i carry to term and birth like the hebrew women. Everyone of you will testify! Please hold on to God. He is too faithful to fail. It is the lords doing!

congratulations mama,God will make it easy for you. You will birth with ease.

TayeJiboluwa:
What is 'dh?' Whoever he is, the dream means that the good things happening to the person will continue for a long time. That means the person should invest or he will just spend all his money on things that may not profit.

dh means dear husband. Thank you

good morning, please interpret this for me. my dh dreamt that people were together in a place kinda like a rented hall/space gathered together to celebrate him and when the party was coming to an end and people are starting to leave, one of his aunts then said he should tell people at the party not to go home but to gather at her house for a continuation of the party. Thank you

mummykyrti:
lol, u funny gan...see me in 5d with training fee

yes dragon warrior.

miraclebaby:
New kpekus mistress sighted @mummykyrti come and complete the training you started.

I'm just a humble student learning at the feet of the dragon warrior

mummykyrti:
no o, outside shower, na modernised missionary position

show me the way sensei. Please I'm interested.

mummykyrti:
abeg hide me o, bfre dem go call me kpekus mistress... Lol, ders another one that you spread leg like those gymnastics people, but e dey pain leg after the do and .... Dey deep well well ehn, go b like say the thing dey ur throat....happy Sunday mama

ah! mama agba! inside shower too? ! 0_0

Hello fruitful mamas, happy palm Sunday to us all.
mummykyrti, RANKADEDE to you o! I hail in all Nigeria languages. I doggy bd'd under the shower last night and O M G , Heaven. Dh loved it gaan.
tuale mama *insert picture of me tualeing *

AlphaHandMaiden:
He he he naija hospitals and their lists....

Personal items for new mum what i suggest based on what i used :

Nursing bra and breast pads

Your biggest grandmama pant..... you will not loose your bump immediately so you will still find that you may need a size up. Also they are better fitting than those disposable undies and they can be cheap enough for you to throw away if they get stained and you cant stress about washing them.

Light bath/ house robe, towel, showercap, toiletries. Perhaps even a small bowl to put your toiletries ( boarding school style) you never know the state of the bathroom and dont want to carry your fancy hook on toilet bag and find there is no where to hook it!

Old button down shirt.( old hubbys work shirts work great) you can button down to breast feed. Short enough that you can raise it up so you dont sit on it and stain it.

Pyjama bottoms. With drawstring waist if possible and in a dark colour.... dark coloured joggers also work well. May not be ideal for cs mums. Due to the elastic at waist.

Bed pads. And wraper.

Lay the bed pad on the bed or the chair so you can sit on it. If you bleed out, ot will catch the worst of it.
You can use the wraper over your legs if you are on a chair. Wear something short enough like botton down shirt as above that you can raise up and not sit on.
The reason is if you are stained and you have guests for instance the shirt can cover the pyjama bottoms or wrapper and your house / bathrobe can cover everything till you get to the bathroom.

Bathroom Slippers: very important for when you want to use the bathroom.

Dont forget your going home outfit and make up sef. Hospitals will not put that on your list and You may arrive the hospital at 3 am in wrapper and singlet... but you dont want to be discharged looking like a mad woman. #hotsexymama# # lets-make-labour-look-like-a-walk-in-the-park#

Lol!


Modified: forgot to add

going home shoes!

You will deck up finish and realise you only have dunlop slippers.


some snacks and energy drinks like lucozade and isotonic drinks and water with you. And also take a few bendy straws!!!!

The reason is, what ever position you find yourself during labour it is by far easier to drink from a straw than having to navigate a cup or a bottle without pouring water on yourself. Also most people including husbands forget to eat during the labour process.... then when the child is born, everyone suddenly realises that its 2:00 in the mornimg and the last time you ate anything was at 15:00 the previous day,. You will almost eat the door handle by the time the hunger embraces you!

thank you. saving for future reference

mummykyrti:
Make una help me thank 4realwoman ooooo, she posted about gufei bao and serrept, I say make I take the gufei, pm her, we discussed, na so she send the package come my house free of charge ooo, with other orishirishi wey I no expect, see me collecting package like big woman in this my new Lagos abode...may God bless her for me ooo, I just dey here dey learn, d share info, not knowing say God go use mamas here take bless me... I even recently met mama orney who has been a good friend to me, hoping to meet lavivaavril and other lag mamas soon....abeg una too much...

Curvilicious, afagha , adiahaakwaibom1 una dey see how this small girl dey flex?

thank God. may God water 4realwoman for us. Small girl + big God = favoured madam. God bless us all

Adiahaakwaibom1:
We Thank God 4 d Red Sea that has finally ended. But if u ask me oh; l go say Red Sea better pass Dry sea.

all in all Na God win

pweetymii:
@Afagha congratulations oh.
@curvy curvilicious,i know that they say pid makes bd uncomfortable.Battling pid is not what anyone should face.The pain you experience,is it all the time,is it with all positions?explore all questions before concluding.As good as Dr.google is,it can be confusing too and then see your doctor for a proper diagnosis.
@all Newbies welcome,wish you all a short and fruitful stay.
@all,oya come and start announcing bfp's oh.

thank you plenty plenty

curvilicious:
Na real red sea
Loooooooool

the thing fear me no be small. huge clots on days I'm supposed to have forgotten I had af at all. Thank God sha

Hello fruitful mothers, the red sea is finally dry Praise God!

TayeJiboluwa:
It means danger in your place of work. One of your junior colleagues might really cause trouble for you in your place of work. And it is going to hurt you badly like been stabbed the way you saw it in the dream. Pray against it, and dont allow any of your junior colleague put you in trouble in your place of work. Please pray against it. I might pray for you too.

thank you so much. God bless you

Good evening, I had a dream where I was with one of my junior colleagues and it seemed we just moved to a new area cos I didn't recognise anywhere there. I then suggested to her that we should go and scout the neighbourhood to know our surroundings. so when we went to do that we saw some guys at a distance and it seemed like they live around so I greeted them but she started to insult them and I reprimanded her and told her to stop but she continued. when I saw that she refused to stop I apologised to them and moved away towards where we were coming from leaving her there. All of a sudden I saw that they had started chasing her and I kept asking them not to be angry with her. Then I noticed one of them standing and holding a stick that had just 2 identical soursop fruits on it, I was thinking in my mind in the dream about how beautiful the fruits were when suddenly the 2 fruits dropped then the guy holding it looked at me and stabbed me in the stomach with it. They went away and came back cos she was still insulting them and as they were trying to hurt her with a knife, it kept cutting me cos she was hiding and dodging behind me. Then I woke up. Please help me interpret.

curvilicious:
No need to tire, sis D thing go soon end Am sure its because u ran out acv so, d body dey adjust nd readjust

amen, I hope of ends soon. Thank you

curvilicious:
Did you induced/add anything new to your regiments? If yes then, i guess you were anxious nd the thing come play you wayo

I didn't o. The only thing different is I ran out of acv and have not been regular with taking bsm because that one remain small.
may God help us o, cos I Don tire.

mummykyrti:
@afagha it has apund to me once or so, it tapered off, only for it to start again... Mehn when ttc everything scares you, my dear just relax ur mind first

hmm thank you. I hope it stops today o.

Adiahaakwaibom1:
Hmm...is it usually like this b4

if I bd after AF stops b4, I just have some blood I term 'leftover' but it doesn't fill 1 pad. kinda like spotting. I'm alarmed cos this one filled 3 pads on Saturday.

Adiahaakwaibom1:
I spot days after AF if l bd but not heavily. So this "flood" with terrible pains; l really don't know it's root cause. But am thinking that it cud be cos d region just finished its "shredding" duty, so it might still be sensitive 2 any force/ contractive movts esp if d bding is ..... U know .

bd was not rough. bd was Saturday morning and by evening I had filled 3 pads. I'm still bleeding now but not heavily. just put in my 2nd pad today. I'm worried. very worried

people of God una wehdone o! AF came 1 day late, was normal on the 1st day, heavy on the second day and tapered off on the third day. fourth day was dry as a desert. morning of fifth day dh and I bd, then came the flood accompanied by terrible stabbing cramps. abeg sabi mamas I'm scared.what could be going on there? abeg make una no waka pass.

mummykyrti:
Minemk I no sabi wetin be primolut o, I never reach that stage, other sabi mamas go put mouth . .
So AF started showing face since Thursday but e no flow, Friday shinkili flow, yesterday shinkili flow, abeg my family which day I go count as cd1? Cause I yaf tire...thankfully I didn't feel as depressed as I used to before....thinking of how to improve my prayer life bcs TTC is more spiritual than physical....cc curvilicious, afagha, thehomemaker and other mamas

@curvilicious the woman no try o, she cudnt even say a word of prayer for you...sha don't ignore her, just greet and pass

if AF isn't usually that scanty, do pt. *baby dust*

Good morning fruitfulness house, abeg where is mama adelolo? I hope she's fine and bumping beautifully.
In other news, aunt flo showed up yesterday. God is on the throne.

MGeey:
https://www.nairaland.com/1415372/alternative-methods-ttc

thank you my sister