₦airaland Forum

adecz:
Thanks to the senseless policies
of the disgraced Buhari presidency,
New car batteries are from 35k upwards.

It thus a great incentive for burglars
to steal & sell for 10k immediately.

A few months back, I woke up around
3am to send some international
messages. I started hearing some clandestine
noises from outside. I reasoned this
couldn't be rats that are found of
scaling fences to come rummage through
dustbins for food. And NEPA been don
take light.

I slowly & quietly got to my window to
look outside. Low & behold I saw a burglar
using phone battery trying to open my
car bonnet❗️❗️❗️😮😮😮

Paystack:
You can be a criminal and also a genius.

Adaisback:
I have said it before and am saying it again. I am all for those people they call simps. I want to marry a simp man. Am beautiful and won't allow one yeye man to lay his filthy fingers on me. Team simps
If you are a simp, am all for you biko. Even if you no sabi do, no yawa, I go dey do the do and we will communicate effectively and that will make our relationship an everlasting one

1stola:
They all know, but some of them will still disgrace their parents and family members there.

You do stupid things that you'll later regret and that will tarnish your image for life...

It's even worse for the girls...
Imagine watching your father watching his daughter getting digged on national TV all for money...

Your future husband will see it...
Your in-laws will see it...
Your children and grandchildren will continue to see it.

Even people we thought won't care in the west like Kim is still regretting her leaked video and always saying she hopes that her children won't see it.

kowalsky:
Will this work for a GLK 350?

hisexcellency34:
The man should resign honourably

TemplarLandry:
The crime is probably gang related.

Playing “Hanging With Wolves” by Only The Family & Lil Durk.

GanagiBitrus:
All the mentioned are above the law.

TemplarLandry:
Like sing-rap.
Drake's style.

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

Righteousness2:
Condolences to their Families.

We keep saying this but many take it as a joke.

Listen! The Breath in you is not in your Power. No matter what you eat, or how you Exercise, that breath in your Nostril is not in your Power. It could be gone at Any moment.

Live this life in the Conciousness of Eternity.
Live this life in Total Surrender to JESUS CHRIST.

ETERNITY is a Serious Matter.
Heaven and Hell are Real.
If you Miss Heaven. You cannot miss Hell.
Mercy expires at Death. There is no repentance in the Grave.
JESUS ONLY is the Way to HEAVEN

Mrsoft3:
E go soon Chop the owner

seetomorrow:


Listen to me Oga, though there is more in spiritual than physical but in a situation like we should put a lot things into consideration.
First of all, before he got married was he buying pampers and milk for the baby? How many people was he feeding then?
Secondly, have the celebrated their wedding, did he pray over those wedding present before he starts using them?
Then lastly, in stead of calling off his marriage he should move and seek for spiritual solutions either ways depending the one he prefers. And most importantly he try and remove his mind about his wife or else the devil will capitalize on it.

Ambitious21:
Make I go transfer my money ASAP.

I don't want wahala

inoki247:
Lol Wahala no too much like this Make Coke go bribe WHO


To come die now you've to use your money to buy the death maybe na why Poor people dey live long pass rich people.....

Kharol1234:
Na all the country davido wan give girls belle

Nigeria -3
America -1
Kenya -1
France -1
London -1
Spain -?
Jamaica -?
China -?
Japan -?
South Africa -?

We are waiting for the outcome of the remaining countries

yahoodetector:
It is one thing to look at pictures...it is another thing to use your brain to comprehend the write-up where the pictures are placed for you to understand properly. You lack the second trait.

rowosky:
This life no balance sha

Utonwanne:
Hello, my people, good afternoon.

So I have a friend that is undergoing Salesforce Administrator's certification. We know how the country dae. Nobody want to waste his/her time with a useless certificate.

She asked for my advice but I don't know much about this particular certification. She wants to know about the possibility of getting a job with a Salesforce Administrator's certificate, especially in Nigeria. Also, can one easily get a role working remotely - say US, UK, etc?

Is it advisable for her to continue with the program or to change to a more popular one? Thank you.

OKOATA:
Very tiny thing and they expect to survive in this. You went deep into the waters almost 12kk feet with this tiny thing. Reason why main submarines takes years to build. Ordinary deep water waves will sweep this away, but on a serious note even Blue Wales with It's hugeness and all that don't go more than 4k feet. Submarines are built with formidable steel that's why they go deep into the sea. This white submersible wasnt even made of steel but carbon polymer which was a huge mistake according to James Cameron.

Teeroyzimma:
United spoil this one childhood, this one couldn't even hide the hate