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Zyzxx10:
Nothing.Bleep love.
Pls I'm very sorry for derailing this thread especially by this time but a man in pain has no choice but to cry out.Pls I beg you if you can help me with anything if you have enough.Im not going to bore you with false tales to make myself foolish but Ive tried other means and people have ignored me.Lack is no respecter of person and when you have no one to reach out to it becomes worse.I can brave the odds just to feed any day curfew or no curfew.No one likes begging it's just the situation of life that makes one to.Pls If you decide to help me my account number is on my signature as I was falsely accused of being a scammer by a fellow nairalander for reasons best known to him and banned anytime I type numbers.I dont care about the insults or negative words.Thanks and God bless nairaland

Martinez39s:
Hush! She didn't sacrifice anything. She only assisted because she thought it would help you in achieving that bright future which will eventually benefit her as you will end up spending way more on her than she can ever give you financially. Women don't give men financially for free or out of love. Women only give if they think they will get something equal or more in return in the short or long term.

Fhemmmy:
How can i forget madam at the top, where is the location of the person and how well do you know the person . . . . Person of good character like you? . . .You sure will be mentioned!

Fhemmmy:
We looking forward to doing it again and hope we will be able to find someone that really deserves the opportunity at that time . . . . Thanks

OlawaleBammie:
They have started with their unverified englishes, later now they wil yell us that there is difference between water in a sachet and d one in a bottle.

Maybe one is babalola wota

Niggmatic:
Don't mind him

Niggmatic:
More than half of Nigerian population live in the village. Not everyone is in the city like you and your son.

bolaji3071:
Every children at that level. That is the only way they can understand it better.

oldtruth:
So, your phone is a load?

lytech1:
liar

Davidonkonsults:
Maybe your children.

lytech1:
its obvious u knw little about teaching.
for u tell that to a pry1 pupil,u need to start by teaching the pupil what the brain is and the function of the brain. Which i think is too much for that class

lytech1:
you knw nthg or little abt teaching.
am sure d text is for pry1 or pry2 class.
for their level,thats the best their brain can assimilate easily.
the author needs to come down to their level

Biafra1stson:

Abdulmsaidu:
This happens to me up till now, mostly within 20-30mins after taking a meal, some not properly chewed food naturally find their way back to my mouth for re-chewing, I do so and swallow them back. And d surprising thing is - it tastes fresh like I just fetched it out of the plate

okrikaboi:
I thought I was normal till I saw this thread lol

I can control my emotions quite well. I love gore a lot. I read it, watch it and.... Coincidentally I'm an anatomist. Ever since I was a kid I would catch little animals then slowly torture them till they die I would do this while listening to Mozart. This would last for days and I was never caught

I am also convinced that I am reliving my past life. The conviction became stronger when I got into the University as all the things I expected started happening I feel my life is a movie and I've already read the synopsis.

I don't woo girls I just stare at them then start wishing and thinking about them but when I give up on them they start chasing me.

I can lie a lot. Sometimes I shock myself with my lies and I don't get caught. The lie can be maintained for years.. I am also easily likeable and can't do without telling a joke.

I was watching porn since I was 4yrs old and there is no genre of porn I haven't seen, read or.....

Every prophet or pastor that sees me always says I am gonna be a great man of God. Still waiting for how that is gonna happen tho

If I really dislike you the universe has its way of getting rid of you for me. Just the way I want it. That is why I usually don't wish death for my enemies although some would have wished they just die

My mom always says I'm favoured others say I'm lucky. My dad is always happy when I'm around cuz he can't be broke when I'm around. But me 1kobo......

Ever since I was a kid I love knowledge so much there is nothing in this world that I don't know something about I have read something about everything. One of my greatest achievement is the understanding of psychology. To understand what, why and how people think has always been my thing even as a child I was very quiet always observing people's mentality. I can switch personality easily depending on the situation.

Now weird experience

Me and my roomie 100lv then. We went to dispose our daily trash when we were about crossing the express I saw an animal about 7ft tall, it was got like and looked like it was made out of thick shadows. It ran past the cars on the road mehn it was so fast, faster than the cars. To be sure if I wasn't just seeing things I asked my roomie if he just saw something the nigga confirmed it. We were both surprised cuz we just affirmed it was real.

First time I smoked pawpaw while eating the food became too sweet for me to handle I was just smiling anyhow then a voice started teaching me psychology/psychological tricks it became so deep I nearly got lost in it. I had to slap myself to come back to reality (slaps feel good) I still use this tricks.

My girl's cunt is heavenly if I enter from behind I get blind immediately. The cunt is chilly af and I keep hitting her womb. I feel electric shocks in my brain as well and she is fvcking tight. Only her cunt does this for me. I still cheat tho....

The world is a weird place and only the weird will survive. 5g will end everyone who has not upgraded spiritually because a new dimension is being created for this silly old 3d world.

illitrate:
op, ignore every reply here, I am a gono regular customer.

Dont waste time going to hospital or testing just buy this and thank me later.


Go to any pharmacy and buy augmentin 625mg

first take 2

next 1-1-1

2 days maximun u will be fully healthy.

dont take 1g take take 625mg

Bertfulbert:
Am 24years old, I don't smoke or take alcohol, hardly take soft drinks too
I don't get sick, even after a strenous work, I Jez get tired and rest
The last time I received an injection was primary school, around 2004
The last time I took drug, not even paracetamol or vitamin c was 2011 b4 I gained admission
Am I weird?

Lighthammer:
Where do i star from sef
Am very weird
1..Am nocturnal,i do my house chores,wash clothe,fetch water and sorts only in the midnight...and am very active at night too...i read and comprehend then
2..Am always weak during the day,like something is sapping me of my energy
3:If i have any exam to write,few days before the exam,the question will be shown to me in a dream..
4 I have an uncontrollable desire for eating raw meat with blood in it,if i don't i will fall sick..
5:anytime am angry if i focus my rage on anything and will bad thing to happen,it will
let me keep the rest...they are scary

Akube1z:
I never receive any money.

Smithwilliams826:
I got one, he hardly has friends highest number of friends he has is 2. I asked him why and he said I can't understand, I had to disturb him then he said "Anyone who becomes his friends or relative won't be able to hide any secret. It will all be revealed to him. I told him its a lie until he told me my ATM password, phone password, even when I claimed to be a virgin and I'm not.
He mentioned the number of girls I have slept with everything and he even said the more he relate with anyone the more he knows so he hardly have friends.
I was like wow. Hw did you know all this then he said every night he go to sleep they just get revealed to him.

dennisworld1:
and were u du reach with ur borrowed English..

dennisworld1:
i did not study English in so comprehend it go me

LordAzubuike:
Does always ultra still exist? In this age where Nigerian ladies prefer using cotton wool, toilet roll, pieces of cloths and foam to pack their menses.

jchioma:
It was reported that Abba Kyari contracted the virus on March 24, 2020, so he already had it before the report.
Two weeks after will be about April 7, 2020.

Aunty Kemi reported that a "High-Ranking Member Of Buhari's Cabinet Died" of Coronavirus on Apr 2, 2020.

He could have died about that time: "2 weeks after" when it was first reported. Channels TV may be right after all.

Use your medulla oblongata.

dennisworld1:
but they said he died yesterday so who is not telling the truth

crackkhaus:
I agree.

But you should have said the same thing here

https://www.nairaland.com/5800075/need-advice-no-insults-please#88558030

slimfit1:
Someone said "he laid down his life to make Nigeria better". Please avoid unnecessary pleasantries that would cause insult to the dead. If he actually did anything we will know through the economy thank you.