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op, na amebo u be

I'm her informant

so fvck wat

slimzypink: no RangeRover or diamond ring faaaack ur proposal den..as I fyn reach

na wen u turn 50, single and still searching or eye go clear

mkoabiola: Is It compulsory to propose.
Cos I can't propose in d public glare.
Am too shy to propose
If she belle ful for stomach na my own propose b dat oo

but he is not shy

EddyNumerouno: See 9ja ladies forming as if when u ask most of them won't shout I want a romantic man.
Wake up and smell the coffee...this is how it looks in real life. Forget all the telemundo and harlequin novels...this is life

not everybody lives a sad life

Ladystewie: dont drink coffee
it turns you into a zombie

I actually thought it turns one to a vampire o

wetin I won win

life goes on. blahhhhhhh

Jbluv55: U are welcome dear and thanks for urs too

Will let u know if and when Chelsea does lose any of their matches . What you'd need to know though, is that even we diehard fans are not banking on winning every match but that we are able to widen the points gap btw other Leaugue favorites and us which is panning out nicely . All the same, will give u a mention for better for worse till the season ends .

Neldrizzy, Congrats .

Akiraapple1 AfricanApple, Yaya ne? Kwana goma ko ashirin ko?

Thread hausa wa nko? Shey o ti sonu abi?

no be small kwana goma. Hausa thread don't follow s tsunami, but it will come back. how are u

yinxfun: Yeah..gulity on all counts...i can also remember doing de following
1.Whenever am sent to buy somethings,i usually compose songs with the items so as not to forget ...like "tomato tati nera,rodo forty nera,alubosa ten nera"..all i had to do after de composing is to just put d song on repeat till i reach where i will buy d stuffs..along de way,i dare not answer any of my friends because if i do,i don enter kasala be dat...i no go even remember wetin i take start compose d song
2.i was also made to religiously believe that whenever its raining&someone stretch out de two palms to collect rain water,the person wil become a leper instantly...seriously i believed this throughout myn childhood because i didnt try it for once

lmao. choi see how laff won kill me. dis is really funny

I represent fedpoly NAS

kulikuli indeed, lol.

redcliff: All these useless men saying they can do without their phones, i know ina type.. either you do not have any thing tangible you are doing for a living or you are still living under a care taker..what the hell is se.x compared to what i can achieve with my phone in one year? Men fuc.kk se..x man..i would choose my phone...

Se.xx starved children.. including the op..how hard can it be to make the decision?

NNE easy o


@post, sex ko sex ni. I don't know what's with you guys and sex sef

my sister thank god for your life first.
then get up and hustle for something, don't just sit there and ask us questions like we are god's PA

hmm, what a question. op u made me sit to start thinking

temigracie: ....hmmmm....are you Dangote's first son??

dango what, he is a poor man beside me talk more of my dad
madam, u need some dough?

krall: Who is sharing moi-moi here??

or name supposed to be foodiola, dem dey talk beta tin u dey yarn moimoi

na everyday una go dey ask dis question?

1.3million naira

i wish I could answer

prof800: Thanks Feraz...


you too, dõ itashimashite gozaimasu!


@AfricanApple:
You and I have never seen a 'jelly fire' before... have we?
...And I missed you too my dear akiraAngel.

so wats have u been up to, coming?

MizMyColi: AfricanApple1! nothing do you deariee. Hope you'll come around more oft?

my dear no "1" attached to dis moniker o.
don't worry, soon I will begin to show myself. ways up, wat do u have for or gal. dis one wet u dem don even collect u from me, e get as e be o

prof800: WOW!

FINALLY!!!

***bows in English style***
Thanks to the entire Forum Gamers community!
I feel honoured to be among you!

Special Thanks to the King and Queen --- Obinoscopy and luxanne.

Congratz to my induction mates HFOG, Mizmycoli and Africanapple.
WAIT OOO...!
Why am I the only MALE to be in this set?
Am I losing my mind?
Or na only me waka cum.

ah a, there he goes, d cum prof, u no dey ever change? jelly fire is real o. anyway longest time, missed u though

MizMyColi: O Beibi, make this eyes wey ah take see you no turn opolo own oo. Whatsup na Thanks btw @congrats

Lol. e no go turn apolo o. wats Papin jare

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Well both

I'm impressed cos u and my pple here always attack urselves and reign insult on each other's country
and I thanked u cos I know u should thank someone who appreciate u or wat u have

CAMNEWTON4PRES: why?

why I'm impressed or why I'm thanking u?

Lol. dat day my fiancé and I were in d market, in d middle of d market for dat matter. there was dis cattarh in my nose I was trying to clean but it kept sticking to my nose, then he just collected d handkie and started working on d nose.OMG all eyes were on us, lmao, it was so funny to me DAT day

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Naija is really a beautiful country, so sad some are hell bent on destroying it

Thank you op, I have already said it countless times, ignore those white supremacists media houses and let's start flooding the web with our own pictures and news, in fact why not an African al Jazeera

Beautiful thread

i'm impressed. tanks anyway