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She is too ugly to be straight , sister keep it up and very soon you would find the right lesbian partner who can cope with your ugliness. Dammn see her jaw self o am sure she recently shaved.

Wow wetin all these people Dey chow wey dem Dey grow up so fast like this. Most 17 year old kids in Nigeria look like 10 year olds over there.

Regular water intake can help normalize blood pressure. And it’s a very healthy habit. I love Aqua!

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Businesslanders

Obingene:
I am based in Lagos. I don't really have much knowledge on the biz but, we can put our heads together or look at sth else.

send me an email here on nairalander

Obingene:
I would love to join you.

where are you based can you send me a private message? Also do you have any ideas on the job

Poorboy:
First don't trust anyone, this one you want to start a business and you have 2 friends that you trust.

thank you for your advice. I want to be the major share holder

ebexofficial:
It is good you are looking at starting something at this stage of your life but customer service consultancy may be too heavy for you at this stage. I suggest you look at buying and selling for now.

Look into the need of people around your locality and stock something they need, you may first start supplying the local retailers at little margin and when you understand more about the business you can stock up your shop.

Look for items that cost less than 50 naira or 100 each.

It will not be easy but the first factor you need to acquire before starting a business is determination.

Look at things that are consumed much in your area even these alcoholic drinks like babu OK u and co may sell for you.

thank you

Dear business inclined nairalanders, I am a university graduate, I completed my Nysc in the first week of March this year. Due to the recent economic situation of the country , finding a job has become an Herculean task, so I want to establish my own firm/ business and run it with a two of my friends who I trust. I was reading online and I saw a customer service consulting business. Does any one have ideas about how to kickstart a costumer service consulting business in Lagos ? Also, Does anyone here have any viable business I can look into and create a business plan on? I am open to suggestions of any kind thanks and God bless you have a nice Sunday.

Dear business inclined nairalanders, I am a university graduate, I completed my Nysc in the first week of March this year. Due to the recent economic situation of the country , finding a job has become an Herculean task, so I want to establish my own firm/ business and run it with a two of my friends who I trust. I was reading online and I saw a customer service consulting business. Does any one have ideas about how to kickstart a costumer service consulting business in Lagos ? Also, Does anyone here have any viable business I can look into and create a business plan on? I am open to suggestions of any kind thanks and God bless you have a nice Sunday.

Gander:
You sound so pained.
Please drink some water

who are you? Are you from the zoo? Get out of here!

Some days ago, my friend who happens to be a tailor nearly lost his young life. A girl he has be wooing for months came over, and in the process of their romance he layed his head on her thighs. They were fully clothed, the stench he told me came out from her private area still lingers with him till today. He has started taking his bath like five times daily, but he is not recovering. Now he has mood swings and I am suspecting he is going into sucidal soon. I don’t even know what to do, bacteria is fucking up every girls sex life especially in Lagos.

Dear op I do not trust your mental stability , I hope you are not suffering from any mental deficiency of some sort, and are you into bestiality because it seemed the bird was your girlfriend and she broke your heart and flew to go be with birds like hers.

This is the worst kind of boob job a breast deficient lady could get. Very cheap and highly risky. I do not blame the young lady though, maybe she was also deprived of a big derrière to complement the small breasts. Young lady and all other ladies intending to do this, y’all should get ready for some life threatening consequences. e.g, boob explosion and leakages.

I wanted to share this post on one WhatsApp platform , but I realized sharing it may give people on the group that a wrong impression that I am a pedophile and I am not ready to handle that kind of negativity. But if this story isn’t true and falsified may the gods of our land punish the writer and orator for having that kind of lewd and horrible imaginations about five year olds.

Do you use a 4g sim? Or have cut an old old sim of yours to fit into your smart phone ? You need a sim upgrade if you don’t. Well you can also retrieve your sim thanks.

Abeg which race or specie of humans dey get blue hair ? Burna boy you are warned oh!

Wow why are you so insecure ? Why man ? Afonjas are not usually this insecure. Why describe another mans daughter as ashawo when you were not even sure she was having sex with other guys. What if you were in the friend zone?

clevybrown:
is it ur wannkin?
Just stop disturbing this thread and let's self-service in peace

okay I would and I am sorry op for all I have said before pardon me things are hard in this case country and it’s making me go mental sometimes. Op and weed smoker I am really sorry.

clevybrown:
will u shut the Bleep up. stop being a hater and allow him continue. Who told u that true stories are 100% perfect. Sometimes u spice it up to make it interesting in the mind of the reader while maintaining the original content. I can see u are one frustrated asshole. Go open ur own thread oga and leave here sharp sharp...

Dreyton my guy.... Ride on, we are enjoying u

why don’t you just visit x v ideos you mental case ? I know you are looking for something to wannk to chronic wannker!

Weedsmoker:
Take your frustrations elsewhere,how is the thread destroying nairaland?

If you're not ok with the story then you fvck off from here and allow others enjoy it.
I too know dey worry u.

who are you ? Are you from the zoo? I am not disappointed in you though, your moniker speaks a lot about you weed smoker!. Keep smoking the grass that you smoke anid coming to tell people on nairaland how frustrated they are. Frustration detector have you detected yours?

Dreyton36:
Stop being unintelligent , I never said I'm a writer or need a tutor on how to write
I only dropped my experience just to put a smile on some faces
Kindly get ur eyes off my story and be happy , fine you have your own thread I'm not competing with anyone , so try to get Sense and respect yourself boy

I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

Dreyton36:
Hustle and pray oooo so that $1500 no go too big for your eyes next time

I was saying it in the context of the story , and if $1500 is not too big in your eyes you would not be having fantasies about it and writing childish typical nollywood stories on Nairaland. Mr money in the bank, you are the one who needs the prayers. Search for my thread on the sexuality session of this forum, let me school you on how to write fantasies!

Op if you had used a $100 single bill, it would have made your true story true. Show me a female who gives a stranger $1500 ? Is she Aisha and Buharis daughter or one of the otedola sisters? Op I would advise you discontinue this your fantasy.

He get hiv

Bifrost:
If you took the Teach for Nigeria Online test, check your mails. Mails have been sent out for those that'll proceed to the next stage. But that would be pending the COVID-19 issue dies down.

hello sir, I was able to complete the application today , is it too late? Because I heard that the deadline is April 4th. Also please how long did it take for you to recieve an invite for the test and what was the online test like. May God bless you as you brief me. I was told that if I have not recieve a mail before June 7th, then I was not successful.

Fugly

Vega100:
we done leave them na, they should also learn to leave us alone.

lol brozay na why I use african single moms african single moms different from white single moms

Please you all should leave single African moms alone