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tnerro1:
For this life, fear poor people, if you are rich, avoid poor people. They think you are the reason they are poor. No matter what you do for them, it is never enough. If you want to be friends with them, let them lift themselves out of poverty before they become ur friends.

Poverty is a dangerous disease and poor people have a dangerous mindset.

Hear! hear! This surely is a man talking from experience, please avoid especially poor people living in Nigeria 'cos its like dem join witchcraft with their poverty.

Bukola, maybe you should get a job and quit yapping about! Other people have real problems in their marriages but you have a husband that takes care of your needs and provides yet you have refused to work when the opportunity provided itself so you can ease the financial stress on your husband, if you’re tired of the marriage then go back to Nigeria to your father’s house since you’ve been saying that you wanted a divorce.

Get a fucking job and make life easier for your spouse! Simples!

PS: Kindly elaborate on what my addiction is ‘cos that is the part I don’t understand!

Nothing wrong in getting married while you’re still struggling as long as you choose not to start having kids until you’ve been able to set yourself up to an extent.

Bro, welcome to renewed shege

B, C then A in that order but most drivers for Naija no go driving school so you can expect say na person wey fit meander him way fastest couples with some swear words/curses go pass first.

Madam no dey distract us...your husband secretly loves being doked or not?! E dey collect woto-woto or not?! E get 'kpekus' like you or not?!

OP seems you love that your car ba? Even within the narration you still dey praise the car…sports mode…pedal-shifter…respect to Acura on that etc. Your wife no know say she don get junior wife ba?
Anyways thank God for your life, next time no go dey do fhmmp for Mopol make dem no take you do punching bag in front of your young family.

Offpointng:
That's what the deity he falls to probably asked him to do to convert the Glory of those innocent young kids who seemed helpless and thought he is really doing em a favour.

Y'all really need to know and understand nothing goes for nothing esp amongst the Elite cus is there any sense going to spray 100m just like that??

This post is not for the shallow thinkers btw

You are one of the reasons I don't like helping poor people!

Na lie, no be Burna invent breakfast, he only made it popular with his song.

Simple problem wey crypto go solve.

Gadafii:
Being tall is my biggest flex, I am 6”1, it gives me confident and courage, before you go wan body me, you go observe well, girls naturally love tall boys, boys as well may often compliment you, especially if you are good at a particular sport, turn your insecurities to strength

Because of how I carry and compose my self people often conclude I am some bold, rugged, and confident fella even before they say hi to me

The disadvantage of being tall to me however is that several or countless times I don nod doorframes because i miscalculated

Dem say make tall people gather you too dey count yourself? Ogbeni na only 2inches you take pass me o! Guy na joke o! The difference in heights start getting noticeable from 6ft, I tried my best to get to the 6ft mark upon all the beans wey I chop na 5ft 11in God finally dash me

steeltrust:
Lol
I can understand where you coming from bro
My wife used to be
But as a proper African man when I be
I put her in her place 😂🤣

She now has the idea I can do without her if Bleep up

So all those narcissistic behaviors she de hide am

And I warn am make she no carry that nonsense character near our pikin

If you realize on time and deal with it
You won’t have a problem

As am talking to you now sef I feel guilty cause na me con de do like narcissist for our marriage 😂🤣

And another thing apart from the narcissistic thing, I think she doesn’t love you enough
She de use you pass time

Na man you be guy! Don't take shit from that gender and hold your own then everything would work out fine.

narcissist: This word done suffer for the hands of nairalanders and gen-z
In case you don't know, most ladies are covertly narcissists and it takes a certain type of male who don't give two sh*ts to curb such nonsense. Next time bro, grow some balls and be in control of your relationship.

Abeg wetin be dis? This is an African forum and we don’t propose such strange ideas to resolve marital problems. Kindly go meet white people to discuss this with. Selah

PedoBear:
I'm not gay but I no go mind knack am

So... why are you gay?!

Na here we go actually know closeted gay guys cos anyone making stupid comments that they wouldn’t mind to knack a trans need to have their brains checked so we can determine which side they’re on and stop confusing the lightning that’s about to strike them.

If this shim is stripped of all its accessories tell me exactly where you go knack for the body, you go knack the yansh hole or the artificial and useless modified pus*y? If you answer yes to either of this then my friend you’re gay!

I’ll prefer to sleep with ugliest woman in the world than ba*g the most beautiful trans. Selah.

Wetin...? Which?...Which kain question be dis?!

nlfpm2:
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You no dey tire?

Most gamblers always run at a loss because they don't understand how to think in probabilities while applying proper risk management. I would advise learning how to play poker up to a professional level to understand how to gamble profitably. Celine Dion's husband was a successful gambler but only about 1% of gamblers ever achieve that status.

Easy peasy, just tear the interviewer one hot fresh and dirty slap for face and immediately start apologizing profusely that you didn’t know what came over you

The OP na Mumu x Mumu

Good decision! Before she-man come kill you for your mother!

Owe-B-owe!

Be like say na Gen-Z full this comment section! Mental health ko? Even one said what if the person in question died from mental health issue? Well I can assure you that hunger would kill that person faster than mental health challenges if he resigns in today's Nigeria! Now I am not saying one should stay there and keep working under the stress but rather behave like an adult and look for another job elsewhere while trying to make the most of the current situation.

thesicilian:
First you list your wife as your sister.
Then you get married to a foreigner, get citizenship and divorce just a few years after.
Then you bring back your Nigerian wife (whom you previously listed as your sister!) to the same country, while allowing her to attach her original marriage certificate.


How can a professor of Economics be thinking like an uneducated bricklayer?

Tope ...ki le pe eyi?

Ghana is to Nigeria what Canada is to US

My dearest Cuppy! You see us Naija boys full ground come go dey date Oyinbo pepper? Oyinbo wey no care who your Papa be? Why dem no go serve you breakfast?

MrCork:
Brother..Siofra is on ban until March 2024 for her usual stupidity on nairaland & cussing inosent people.....good news is she will not be able to respond sir!
....THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofense)

Take offense keh?! This calls for celebration! Praise the Lord!

E be things...siofra and co. wan kukuma snuff out the little lives remaining in the male gender. Chai! God help us o!

Akara to ba wonu eko ko le jade mo,
Owo Dino to ba wo'owo awa ko tun jade mo!

..and the cycle repeats itself yet again, same thing UK government has been doing recycled same old rules when it favours them and removing it when it doesn't favor them, let the whole dust settle and they would change back the visa rules to get more monetary influx and once they see too many immigrants they revoke the visas yet again!