₦airaland Forum

Wheneva I see kssiib, b4 d picture I get water n salt close because I wil laff til tears roll down my cheek. Inorder for d pepper of yesterday food(because I neva chop today o) nt to come bck frm to throat, dat joke fit frm d fud bck frm d intestine to d throat o

Yosifperfect:
Abeg!NYSC NA by force?

Kai Narialanders, una no go kill me o

When an APC post a thread, he wil say pdp do dis n dat. If I cough if pdp dat said I shud, If I fart on public its pdp dat sent me, haba. Well dis confirms one of d prophecies oF men of God dat election might nt hold on febuary 14 or might nt at all

I dnt see any conflict btw dis prophecies, 1-5 r saying d same tine as if dey had d dream one nite. Only 6 n 7 r opposite. And am sure we hav nt passed 14 febuary to declare dem as false prophecies. I no d president life is also in danger because dey even intended to bomb som days ago in Gombe. We all nid to pray for our own lives because all dis is vanity my brother.

Immediately I saw d caption, I new its APC, only dem do such tins, dey can even kil their parents, siblings n wipe out their entire generation because of politics. May God see us tru dis election

Gud, d problem is after d announcement of d winner nt b4 d election. I pray Buhari jst for d sake of innocent lives

Dis man really has moni o, 4 him to travel all dis countries in d quest for who becomes d next president. I dnt believe in any oracle when d creator of evry seen n unseen tins stil lives n wil continue 2live. I knw dat if GEJ wins, many heads wil roll because of dose camoflaging as saints nw. So I wish Buhari wins let pipo lives b spared. I wnt to graduate dis year in peace n nt in pieces. May God see us tru dis election

They shud nt wori o d real leader of bokoharam wil win d election n den stop all dis killings. He who started d fire knws how he startd d fire nos how to quench it

I hav eaten worst dan dis wit him bt dey r all d same.

There is alwayss a first time

U pipo r making me more confused evry day. Jst allow dis man to contesr abeg. Una dey run my bat3 down n una no how bb bat3 dey drain quick. I support jonathan b4 n I stil repeat dat man has tried though Nigerians won't appreciate him nw bt he has done a lot n dd current situation in d country is nt only his fault bt d enitre pipo ruling wit him. Now after thoughly investigation, research n findings,
I vote for change, Enough of PDP

We hav nt even enter d month of febuary, som pipo don get high vp

I tot muslims don't dress like dis? Hypocrities

great664:
The APC has consistently accuse that PDP has ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years in which corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery and several ills of society held sway.
But let us watch out closely some of the APC chieftains making this accusations and that they are just Hypocrite and deceiving Nigerians, they were part of the "16 disastrous years":

1. Rotimi Amaechi – 8 years speaker under PDP, and 7 years Governor under PDP = 15 years in PDP.

2. Atiku Abubakar – 8 years Vice president under PDP.

3. George Akume – 8 years Governor under PDP.

4. Bukola Saraki – 8 years Governor, and 2 years, Senator under PDP = 10 years.

5. Timipre Sylver – 4 years Governor under PDP.

6. Audu Ogbe – 2 years Chairmanship of the PDP.

7. Aminu Masari – 4 years as the Speaker, House of Representatives under PDP.

8. Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP.

9. Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor under PDP, and 3
years Defense minister under PDP= 10 years.
10. El Rufai – 4 years FCT Minister under PDP, and 2 years BPE
chairman under PDP = 6 years.

11. And to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years as the maximum
ruler of Nigeria.

12. Fashola: the only APC member I respect but as the saying goes, "show me your friend and I will tell you who you are" now join them by saying PDP Guber,Candidate is too old to govern Lagos at 56 and their party Presidential candidate is 72yrs. 56 too old for 1 state but 72yrs not too old for 36 state. Haba

13. BUHARI: He accuse Jonathan as being clueless but under his watch as PTF Chairman, N25 Billion disappear without him knowing, he is not just clueless but also .......
He was the Head of State but his vice was the power behind him, he know that a coup was being plotted and still sit down and do nothing because his vice was not around, yet he keeps calling GEJ clueless. Which is more powerful, Head of State or President

It is now clearer that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the people who created and perpetuated the 16 disastrous
years and now dumped run over to APC to continue milking Nigerians . So where is the CHANGE coming from when they are the same people, If GEJ decamped to APC and start shouting change too, Nigerians will vote for him bcuz of change or what?

Remember that the bottle can be change but same content ?

Are they now saints overnight because they joined APC?

Please be WISE n Vote WISELY

MY QUESTION: WHO IS GOING TO CHANGE NIGERIA ?
The same people or the party?

APC Leaders has nothing to tell us or offer rather than shouting Change, change from Harp to Goldberg? Or change from Maltina to Malta Guinness, where is the CHANGE coming from.
Chew on that!!

When people see gud comment they wil nt like or quot because is too gud to b tru. The truth hurt, bt d conscience is an involuntary wipe its wipping dem already. Number 12 is too lalascious. Kudos to u. Keep saying it!

Firefire:
Buhari show your certificate and let us rest

This is pure corruption if we allow you to progress to election without you submitting the minimum requirement, O ' level result ONLY!

simple, short n clear

Old n dry joke

The question is wil they attend to u immediately?

I dnt no wht men problem is, they r neva satisfied wit d woman dey hav

Firefire:
It is well to them that will end well.

yes. Wht eva wil b wil b

Gboliwe:
I am not as daft and carefree on political issues as you are. I am always and always observant of the happenings around me no matter how minute. We are in an election period and I am interested in what's going on and it stares me right in my face, I just must notice it.

Wondering what you mean or the link between killing oneself and observing the trend is. Where is having or not having money related to this? Mbok
, try shut up if you have nothing to say.

I can see dat u r ill mannered n probably trained so. U dat hav somtin to say keep ur month wide open n dnt eva shut it. I can't disgrace myself insulting u publicly because I can see u r pramature being already

Hmmmm na wa o dat is y I said I won't go n vote for any one dat day ooo

Somhow I no dat even if Buhari was nt qualified, he stil joined d army because dose days its nt qualification dat matas. My late uncle joined d army n rose to bn a sargent even though he stopped at primary 4 dose days.
Bt dey shud just leave dis man alone na or is it because d election is close dat their blood come dey hot?

Gboliwe:
I was in Imo state - Owerri, Obowo and Mbaise some weeks back and I noticed, and interestingly too that the APC had no billboards or better put, were not actively campaigning with billboards and posters. I figured that that axis may be PDP's strong holds as their presence were scattered all around these places. Even APGA was doing a better "marketing".
Its only in Rivers state that I have visited and noticed that for every PDP billboard, there is a corresponding APC board opposite it, for every PDP office, there is an APC office matching it. Quite interesting.
In Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi and Enugu, the APC is greatly and significantly dwarfed. It gives me great joy.

In less than 2weeks from now, (by God's grace) I will be going to Edo state, I will observe the happenings too and feel the heartbeat of the people there as long as I remain there.

hmmm guy u really hav moni o. How many million did dey issue u for dis observation work like watch dog

Dnt mind me I like ur style bt b careful o n dnt kill urself for any politician

DDeliverer:
#OurGEJ...Nigerians love you!

yes we love u Sir! No gud tin is easy, u r nt perfect bt u hav tried though u hav made lot of mistakes bt as u realise it n correct dem, u wil do greater work. Even God is a God of second chance

DDeliverer:
Nne, No, he's not God..

Nigerians just love him too much..

I don't know what he's done to deserve their love..I think maybe its his gentleness, his humility, his credentials, the fact that he is transforming Nigeria after plenty years of neglect, maybe its because of what he has done in the educational sector, Agricultural sector, transport sector, inshort all the sectors...

I guess that's why the enemies of Nigeria are trying to paint his black..

He's not God..he's Godluck.

kai! My brother, u 4much. The man is nt perfect bt he has tried and his name anwers for him. Just like 2face, nt d most talented bt a destiny child, evrytin makes way for him.

Dis is wht literature calls "culture shock". I neva knew or experienced such

Hmmm na wa o, so its now tribalistic comments
U guys hav started. If d ibos n yorubas r dragging for throne n superiority, wht is d hope of we d middle belters. Ok na, I must marry one of dem so dat I follow claim majority




Abeg no b advert oooo bt na announcement

Y r all APC wit out conscience, in Akwa Ibom they destroyed pdp posters by removing dem, here again in Gombe dey r doing worse. Is dis d change dey claim dey stay for? Pls I am supporting Buhari, bt frm d way dey r behavin even online, hope I won't experience when he wins.

Nigerians no all d tricks, once u discover one, dey device another. God help us

I wil vot for Apc nw

Juliaann:
Lol they will soon crown him Ogbu Uchicha (cockroach) 1 of IMO state


GEJ till 2019

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