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laudate:
@Babeelove a.k.a Militia a.k.a Afrodixie,

So from 2 votes, it has now become 4? Who are the the nominees? You sure say you no fail maths for O'Levels? Talk true o! No shame for this one. We fit arrange lesson teacher for you!

Now that's better!  You almost drove me away with you "turenchi" and proof wanting statements!  Okay---I revise---You have only 2 votes!   You are still leading the pack!  Laudate, Laudate---You are always so, so, sooooooooooooo fun!  Any small thing--you go begin preach!  Yes, I failed math--but no problem no--I get work---without math! ---No need for teacher!

Mustay:
NICEUZOR 4 THE 1ST TIME You TALK SENSE

I CONCUR

Here comes Mustapha! Mustay---you concur with Niceuzor abi?  Please can we have your personal lists so you can be eaten alive whereever you show your faces on Nairaland?  No concurring here oh---Everyman and woman for himself or herself!  We need names! Sharp--sharp!!!!

niceuzor:
so my talk no dey make sense to you abi? come i don leave the babe for you oh.

make you carry on.

Thank you!  You know Nairaland like to move in gangs!  Conjuring and Concurring left right and center!

laudate:
No. . .I don't get it. Kindly enlighten me. Why should appearing on a particular thread make me 'guilty'? Guilty of what. . .exactly? And since when has offering an opinion on a public website, qualified an individual to be described as being[i] part of a basket of rotten apples?[/i] Sorry, your analogy is unclear.

Let me give you a little example. All kinds of people are found in a hospital. Some are patients, others are care-givers, administrators or visitors. So why will you conclude that everyone who crosses the threshold of a hospital is therefore, looking for a doctor? I leave that to your imagination.
As for tribalism, bigotry etc., I leave such things to people with small minds. I don't have time to engage in prejudice, ethnic brick bats or religious semantics.

Okay you win!!!!!--since you missed the obvious facts that I am teasing your "tight" arse as usual! Leave ma matter! Do you realize you have 3 votes? Mine would have made 4 but I decided to be impartial!! I gave you a discount! See all the others who nominated you--Face them! The reason you are picked on today is because your responses are always "killers" for laffter! Relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!

Of course you are not one of the tribalists!---They know themselves of course! Like everything on Nairaland----there is a thing line between appearance and reality--that is the greatest fun of it all! Enjoy! See you around!

_{See im stone face!}

laudate:
I do not understand your question. Are certain threads reserved for certain kinds of people or are some people to be barred from certain threads? Last time I checked, facts were sacred, and comments were free. Last time I also checked, naiaraland was and still is, a public forum. Anyone who wants to retain exclusive rights over a particualr thread or feels that some threads are for him and his own group alone, should please go and set up their own website. Chikena! You will never find me becoming a member of www.arewaonline.org or ! Neither will you see me visit any oodua website.

But as long as it is nairaland, Madam I feel everyone (irrespective of their ethnic origin) has the liberty to comment on any thread, in any section, on any topic. The only thing is to ensure you do not insult, denigrate or belittle any ethnic group. Be fair to all concerned. Period. I am still waiting for people to point out in black & white any place where i have pulled down any ethnic group, or say where I have cast aspersions on them.

Seun the owner of Nairaland has not declared that certain threads are reserved for cerain people of a particular background, neither has he said that some topics are no-go areas for others. Until I see such a disclaimer, I shall happily browse all threads in Nairaland and pass comments on whatever takes my fancy, without fear or favour! Erm. . . .does that make sense?

See you?---too much grammar! That is why you are called "insidious"---Don't get it?   Nobody said you should not go there?  Appearing there makes you guilty in the watching eyes!  How do you find yourself in a basket full of "rotten apples"?  You will always smell of it no matter how hard you try--because the "grafikdon's" of the tribalistic mess will contaminate you!  I do not go to those areas.  What my name is doing here I do not understand.  If it is "Agbero Wall of Shame" I will understand--or "Flirting Wall of Shame" I will gladly answer!  But religious, tribalistic and plain old prejudicial nonsense or bigotry---count me out!--

Even the few threads of "tribalism" I appeared--I was new to Nairaland and thought it was a joking matter--Ever since then--- I never smelled those areas even to say hi!  When I encountered how viscious those tribalists were!!!!  The people are viscious!   Gosh!!!  Then they added religion, homosexuality and sexism to it all---Hmmmmmmmmmm!   Name them I say!

zigam:
Is like before you enter Nairaland – you must sabi karat? Wetin me dey read for few days wey I join – na people wey sabi kara pass Buzylyn, blow pass Tyson and strong pass Undertaker. If you no fit learn karat, better hold your mouth, fold hands dey watch - before them go karat you down

Na you talk am! Nigeria na for efry body! ---Survival of the fittest!!!! Next!!!

Londoner thank you for setting the ball rolling! We have to discuss this so the whole world knows who and what we are!

Next!!!!!

Laudate---you already have 2 votes -------- first page! Hmmmmmmmmm!

laudate:
You cannot escape what? Babeelove a.k.a Militia a.k.a Afrodixie, na God I take beg you, provide proof before you hop on the bandwagon that I-man has set in motion. The guy is an attention-seeker. He will throw unsubstantiated comments around, and then run away when you ask for facts to back up his allegations. Coward!

He has made this comment on another thread in the past, and when I asked him for proof, he took off. Na im style be that!

You are like grafrikdon--the ever present "spectator" in tribalistic threads!  The impartial goal-keeper!  Sometimes playing devil's advocate makes you even worse than the main contestants! Wetin you dey do for there?  I always ask you that question!   See?  You will be nominated.   We do not need proof for what we can smell.  You do not need to taste it!  How many times have I asked you what you are doing in "Mkparakpor" threads?

This grafikdon----the very worst!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! That Ngige-politically correct type! Watch out for him! He is very dangerous! Pilas even beta pass this grafikdon of a character! WATCH OUT!!!!

mellow:
Babeelove was right. the monent your wife is not pregnant you and your wife become anxious.

This anxiety can lead to so many things. I believe the best things is for people to relax and have

fun and wait for the time when the old man up there deem them fit to have issue/s > Do not, I repeat

do not take any drastic meassure remeber ABRAHAM INABILITY TO SAY NO TO SERAH AND TO HOLD HIMSELF
is what is causing all these peaceless in the world today.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

+osisi:
me?
please o
I did nothing this time.
I haven't even said much at all.
did you read the thread?

You do not need to say much! They have been waiting for you!

laudate:
Afrodixie, you remind me so much of Militia a.k.a Babeelove. Are you sure you guys are not related? Na di same fire-for-fire style all of una get!!

Na wetin grafikdon take do you, sef? The guy dey waka 'jejely' go im own way. . . . before you come throw scud missile in his direction. Na wa o!

I dey fight one man called Agbo2 for one thread like that---this grafikdon just appear from nowhere begin do im gang tin! What a buttinsky! Then you do not know the story! I do not know why you guys will just jump into something you know nothing about. You see fight happening, instead to waka pass you jump inside! In this case--I was only stopping by to ask +osisi some questions before grafikdon come with his wahala oh! See the other one too "prettygoat"

Yes I am not hiding it! Militia+BABEELOVE+FREAKAZOID=afrodixie!!!!! You need more revelations? I gat like 20 names here for plain old good loving fun! Find out the other names! Una go ban tire oh!

grafikdon:
Aba4lyfe
Mamajama
Afrodixie
oxycod (sp?)
Sweet T
Willy Willy
Oyb
Docokwy(sp)
Yicob

grafikdon
+osisi
Donzman
babasin
Paw Paw
Thief of Hearts
Pilas
Xris77 or what ever!


I get lots of power to fight today----Let's name all the tribalists!

I-man:
I nominate Laudate.The most insidious tribalist you will ever meet on this forum

laudate:
Provide proof of Laudate's insidous tribalism, please. And stop hanging on to my coat tails. You are just dying for me to notice you. Tell me, were you starved of attention in your childhood? Is that why you seeking as much of it as you can get, from any quarters? Tell us the truth. Don't be shy. . . . .

You cannot escape!!!



_{Today na today!}

As you can see, I have so much fun on Nairaland, I sleep with ma new laptop under ma pillow---I had to get up from my pillow to reply this interesting jive of yours! He he he he he he he he   I don die for laff!

Well, I am not the "waiting for Godot" type---I usually like to take matters into my own hands since my good lord also gave me all the resources to take care of ma needs. Heaven will usually help those who help themselves---that is the difference between developed countries and retro-developing countries!


You have a lot of stuff eh?  Well hopefully they are not sun bathing at the beach side and afraid to swim!  Yeah!  Convincing an "illiterate" or "uninformed" spouse can really pose a problem in all the demystification process.  All I can say is "thank you Lord"--I do not have to face this kind of problem---for giving me the foresight to listen to ma parents---because the world has become a sad state of affairs. If I did not have kids when I did---nothing in this world would have made me have them now----really not worth the stress!  Much Ado About Nothing!!!!!

Well, good luck in your endeavours and it has truly been a pleasure meeting you!

I think Insomnia has set in!!! Off to bed! See you guys later!

pterygott:
leave am na the result of heartbreak dey worry am so.

eeyah! this thing dey worry u well well o sotay u no come fit differentiate between bullimic and anorexic. e pele o!
and please do us all a favour and[b] post your fat ass self 4 us 2 c and laff our butts off [/b]

Okay!  I love ma fat arse so no need for pix!!!!  Just chop small food please and stop sticking your hand in the back of your termite throat and "upchucking"!!! Freshen up!

Go and read that wet P****Y thread somewhere here on Nairaland---Don't dry out oh!  These dudes here do not play with that!

grafikdon:
Real men don't come to Nairaland and run wild, calling names to every finger that types. . . that one na trade mark of market women. Now. . . and finally, you can continue rocking.

Gooooooooooood!  That is what real women do!  Market women rock if you do not know!  Market women like me will keep you out of your houses on Fridays and Saturday nights while you take your wasted arse to worship with your "Sunday school teaching" wives on Sundays!  Only to keep coming back for more---Do you need a copy of ma resume?  Need an appointment? You will have to wait in line for that "agoyin" flavored rocking!  See Madam Etteh?  A market woman speaker of  your lower house.  I am aiming for the upper house!  Vote for me please!  I am counting on you especially!


_{Here you are rocking with a "market woman" to prove it----I am loving it!}

A real woman knows how to handle her shit!  As you can see, I have a good command of the "English" language like unlike most here!  Every coin has 3 sides---the head the tail and the rim!  I can dine with world leaders and I can swim in the shallowest of gutters!  It is called versatility---the success to any marriage---remember that if you ever smell an altar of any kind!  No one ever messes with you or your family---thinking you are a "ladY"---show them real agbero first class!!!

You think a man or woman can mess with ma family----he he he he he he he!   Then I will show you that the "havard" scholar is not a "lady"!!! That is the way you survive in this world------Lady ma foot! When your house is burning?   Now you know--if a rabbid dog bites me--- I will bite that dog back!---Let us both catch the rabbies!---If you gunner play sophisticated--- I can do that too---just chose which---I will be happy to oblige you!

WebMonk:
I'm not sure i get you. You mean me a coward?

Of course not!   You at least can voice out your likes and dislikes like a normal functioning human being---I was actually referring to those you felt were waiting for "some dust of a mirage" to settle---to participate in an interesting topic--thanks to you!

Talkng about you! How long would you wait to resort to drastic measures you listed here.  We know your possiblities---now how long would you wait and due to some internal or external "pressures" you would give in if you find your self in the position of "infertile" couples? 1 year, 5 years, 10 years or till your religion tells you?

Not when you have shortage of men across the board in Nigeria or the whole world generally speaking.  You will be forced to step out of your "class" once in a while! The men become bolder and the woman become more defenseless! We wan marry naaaaaaaaaa!!!! Anything goes at this desperate moment in time!

WebMonk:
Wow! Nice one! (By a long shot, timewise)

_{@afrodixie - i'm now convinced that everyone was waiting for the dust to settle before they jumped on the thread lol}

Which dust? -----I think just like any typical Nigerian---cowardice is the main fabric of any item of clothing they put on! If you can be intimidated by someone behind a screen name I wonder what most will do in real life


---So much of wondering---Nigeria is full of them---no wonder the country never progresses---useless fear for what you do not understand or see. I wonder why so many religious places are all in every nook and crany---------still searching for answers of the unknown!

Nothing wrong with posting your opinions. If you see dust, you go recognize am?

grafikdon:
Na so I see am o. . . you CAN NEVER WIN. If you do gra gra, they call you[b] gansta[/b], if you stay away from gra gra, they call you spineless. . . if you run after everything in skirt, they call you woman wrapper, if you put your kini in a bottle and mind your own business. . . they call you gay. . . you simply can't win. . .

grafikdon:
You are so confused it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

I am confused! ---We shall see who is confused!  Yesssssssss! you are all of the above!  For not being a real man or boy kpa kpa, and sitting on the fence on most topics---inhaling but not smoking or smoking without inhaling!!!! Mr. wishy-washy!  Na your type those Ghananians house wives dey beat hang outside to dry!

Blow:
why? you guys are beginning to deviate
lets's talk more about this crazy youths from Abia or elsewhere.

Perhaps, we can proffer a solution to their insanity.

Thank you jare!  Well considering that Nigeria is a sunken ship without any hope of an "operation" rescue programme--the "subjects" of discussion are idle and have no matters to attend to and so have decided to harrass innocent citizens--the order of the day in Nigeria.  So we are not discussing anything new here.  Nothing to do with religion---just the state of a country--like a dead fish gone "belly-up"!!!!No law, no order!!! More to come I say---famous words---E GO REACH EFRY BODY TURN!!!!


As for you the Nairaland Termite, that is one of my brothers if I may enlighten you!  See how fresh Lillian is---------fine girl----You see her normal chest--purely of an unadulterated qualityl!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! Even me want the babe too!!!--------You come carry ya Bulimic bony behind dey waka for here.  

Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrout of hia!!!  Nonsense!!!  My friend--cover those bones quickly!!!!  We no wan seeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!!  Come put feathers on top--witch!!!!! Don't you know you are on an "African Website"---dudes here do not deal with bony prominences, without the slightest propensity of adipose tissue!   A say make you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!! Back to your village till you cure what ever ails you! Ah-Ah!!!

_{Everybody wan post picture--including those when no qualify!}

$$Rhino:
Kai, and these are the future husbands of nigeria, seems like most of the men on nairaland could tell their wives to go eat veggie oh, all in da name of marrying rich woman with beauty.
Nigeria women don suffer, where is love, does that means that our men don't love anymore. I could understand, if you take the money, and then, bundle the babe up and run away and live together with peace and richness forever, because now yo have the money and you have the babe as well.

No $$Rhino we are not suffering at all! There is too much shortage in the man department---We just decided to work with the less priviledged. Love comes in much later. Remember, this is BUSINESS!!!!! What exaclty do you want? Marry us poor? That ain't gunner work arrrrrrrrrrallll!!!!Like I said this is business---we can worry about love much much much later---Please stay focussed!

Please how old is your friend and how old is this babe in HND?

Because if the babe is like 40 in HND and the dude is 51----

Please more info abeg!

If you do not go out with your close friends---you will never find out how close you really are.  If you are still friends after that---then you are really close friends----if not--you will always wonder till you die.  My take---Go for it!!!! Just do not think he or she is your brother or sister----------very bad for romance -----just go for it!   My best friends are the ones I had slept with in the past----guys of course----nothing to hide again naaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Besides--------there is always the possiblity that that "illicit" candle can light up again for the "glorious old time sake"!

Gatorade!!!!!! All flavors---All colors!!!!

_{Can't get enough of that thing!}

@Topic

That ever captivating strong "he goat" smell!

_{Always turns me on--anytime of the day!---Reminds me of "mating season"!!!!!}

lilian777:
People must always find something to talk about.Tribe,religion ,trivial issues like women wearing trousers ,tara- tara -tara-tara.

On the contrary, if people don't diss each other like this,nairaland won't be fun.Each thread is a means to spit fire,feel the fire,make friends and make foes.So, go on ya'll ,diss each other while people like me sit back and cool off reading your "stinkers!" while on or after a hard day's job.

Uhmn,i'm thinking,maybe we should start giving out accolades to the highest Disser.Some people can't do a day without it, u know.Let me know what u think, the press will like to know too because if they compile all your disses,it will make a good Jest Column in a Periodical.Shalom!

Wonderful!  Abeg spit your own fire---so Seun go ban you with im accolade--with flashing red dots!!!!

ozigbo:
The Issues here is not about Islam or
Sharia reader

the problem here is that
Abia State ve been know for a long Time,
for all this kind of Ciss.
eg Aba women Riot, Bakasi.

Thank you for bringing us to the matters arising---how religion entered the matter is another puzzle I am still trying to solve!  I think it is the fact that Pilas started the thread---so people use "Dimka or Pilas" thread to vent out religious, tribal and sectarian bitch-meats!

Joey82:
Developing a software when not up to one tenth of the school children are accessed to ICT. This is ridiculous, can't see it to be beneficial.

You must be new in town!  While it may not be beneficial to Nigerians on the long run, this refreshing piece of info---can be beneficial to Nairalanders on the long run since------ especially those of us sick of tribal, religious and social bigotry------the poster is "turning" a new leaf and posting less tribalistic threads.  So please help us all out here!

_{Nothing is beneficial to Nigeria anymore--that ship has sunk worse than the Titanic--No need to even discuss it anymore!}

pilas:
Akpu or kenke, both nasty.

he he he he he he he he! Ghana Must Go----_forward!


@Topic-----about time some men felt the shape of our fists on their arses!  Love it!

@Topic

Yes of course---"The sins of the Fathers" usually visit the sons and daughters of the land.  Why do you think Nigeria as a whole will continue to suffer?  The fact that some of us are hiding in the "abroad" does not make it any better!  No prayer will help since we all are enjoying the proceeds of corruption.  I too have "corrupt" parents but I cannot resists that transfer of hard currency to my account every month for my monthly upkeep.  I have made peace with my "Chi" so find a way to make peace with yours.  The punishment will not go away in this our live time so I choose to enjoy the money instead!-----Even you have benefitted one way or the other--that is why you are still alive in Nigeria so who are you deceiving!---Please tell your friend to pass some of the loot please!

Warmest regards---------AfroDickey!

pterygott:
HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where have i been since?
You mean I was elsewhere getting bored stiff while there was fun 2 b had here?

@ Grafikdon,
I dey ya side abeg, even though I've lost count of the number of ID's i have on this forum.
its your pal. . .u know who

Leave all those spineless kparaga shaking nincompoops to be running their Diarrhoetic mouths!

Yes!  Add pepper!  Add salt!!!!

Make you no go put on weight---look like darfur refugee!!!! Keep flying around Nairaland like a Jezebelic Termite!

grafikdon:
The confusion continues. . . This has got to be the most hilarious post ever. I have shouted time without number that people should desist from degrading any ethnic group from Nigeria and have often taken on some of those that I find threading this path. . . that has been my major 'beef', but you want to see only what YOU want to see, and jump to imaginary and fabricated conclusions. . . I am hoping you can show me in black and white just one instance where I degraded ANY ethnic group or even hinted anything that suggests a 'superior' ethnic group. . . knowing you CANNOT possibly show me that, because it doesn't exist. . . keep on rocking, I say.

Which fabricated conclusions?   You mean your trademark?  Read your posts carefully and see where your busy bodyism has landed you!  You do not need to post anything to be tribalist.  The fact that you show up there speaks for it's self.  Trying to play some "wayo" devil's advocate.  Remember that Bill Clinton "smoked" but never inhaled!!!!  You are a smoking tribalist that never inhales!!! The most dangerous type!  Snake!!!!!

mellow:
The worst is yet to come[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Hello Mello!!!!!---Why be a prophet of doom?

willywilly:
ISLAM is a SUICIDE BOMBER RELIGION

Well, just an observation oh!---I know from past encounters on this forum--you are a born "freedom fighter"----------This topic entered the religious "sharia in Igboland" realm as a result of your clever imput.  Carry on oh! Knock yourself out!

This topic was about some_{---do not know what term to use now, for fear of offending one group or another}----------chasing women in trousers.


_{Observing I say---Observing oh!-----Just take my contributions as "flashing" according to Nigerian GSM lingo---I just dey flash una oh!}

pterygott:
try and figure somethin out 4 once nah? eh? mish mush!

There we go!  This one can smell me from 2000 miles away!  One of my arch rivals!   She battled me for the love of 9ja4eva many moons ago!

brownsilk:
well i guess its lunchtime over here, its just 9.00am here in lekki penninsula, how about u?

Sandwich for breakfast in Lekki Penniss sounds real good!  It is now 7:45am and just made it home from work----------my take is oatmeal and raisin for beakfast--no heavy stuff!  How's maroko extension over there?  Have the underprivilegded citizens started the "uprising" by burning down a couple of those megamillion dollar homes yet?---Look for a plan "B" oh!  It is bound to happen one of these days!!!!  America needs you!

mishooo:
i hope he's okay and he'll come soon.

Who's afrodixie An old member i know but can't figure it out .

Haba!  You are hurting my feelings oh!

acidrop:
i don't know, he wont say, but he wasent looking nor sounding too good

I think he got cold feet about our "wedding" plans and decided to "hang" himself instead of go through with it! ---Gosh--all my husbands seem to leave me right before we say the almighty "I Do"!!!!---I guess we just have to search long and harder for "the right" one!!!!

grafikdon:
Wonderful. . . you must be confused. I wouldn't waste my time calling for a ban, that will be giving somebody way too much credit. About "Bold enough to bash in our real ID' ummm, speak for yourself. I don't go around on this site (and outside the site for that matter) degrading entire ethnic groups for no apparent reason neither do I run around throwing derogatory and inflammatory remarks for no just cause. . . if that is the new definition of 'spineless', then I am glad to have a spine made of Nku cream and Alabukun. One more thing, the slightly unknown fact is that actual spineless wimps come to the internet and unleash a barrage of insults and inflammatory remarks because of the absence of physical butt whuppin'

Look here----I am not a kparakpoist like you because no ethnic group in Nigeria stands above the other in terms of integrity or whatever!!! And who does that? It just happens that you are present when "biafra" is mentioned---or is it a coincidence?

Well, not much to say to you at this time! Just carry on oh---Papa Ojukwu!!!! DIM--Bianca!!!! Peace out--- I gat work to do!