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Goodies-----------------CIARA featuring PETEY PABLO

So Confused-------2PLAY------------featuring----------RAGHAV & JUCXI D

Tipsy---------------J-KWON

Don't Play Nice-----------------------VERBALICIOUIS!

Girls---------------------CAM'RON featuring MONA LISA

@Topic

Why should you not forgive her?  Have you never cheated on her?   Okay, if you haven't--just save it for the rainy day--because you are eventually gunner do just that! You are a guy--and that is the way you were created---[b]BORN TO CHEAT!!![/b]Too bad you gat to experience it from the receiving end first hand! Enjoy!

Islander:
Acid baby drop me a line here and I will reply. But I believe u attended school jare. is that Somze been feeding me lies

Babeelove my Empress, we ginne chat later, ah running like a refugee right now.

Mood,,ttyl baby,

BUENO!!!! Easy oh! Take good care of yaself! Hope you are coping well? You are terribly missed! he he he he he he he! Somze can only be Somze! Can't help that! It is all good!

No need to call names! They know themselves---always speaking some vernacular jargon on a public forum in the name of promoting some stupid culture.  I can speak 3 languages but will never smell those areas--most of the people there are so nauseating! Just visit the Culture and Tribalism or Religious sections you will find most of them there---BLOODY SEGREGATIONISTS!!!  Most of them are moronic "bible" thumping christain manaics!   What a hateful bunch! LOCAL PIGS! That biafra thing can be very annoying!


There is no one like Pilas though! His crusade about that igbo tin is the 8th wonder of this world!  -------Sometimes I do not blame him at all--considering how tribalistic the group can get!!!! I think he takes the cake!  I would have named some more names but I no get power to fight today at all!


Pilas----you got ma vote!   _{But on second thoughts---knock em dead---they deserve it!}

Uche2nna:
Now this makes a whole lotta sense. I had this niggling feeling that what tastes like babeelove, smells like babeelove and posts like babeelove is actually babeelove. Just confirmed it on the Insominia thread that afrodixie is actually babeelove.

@ afrodixie
Plis can I have the old babeelove back. Gives me some sweet memories

@ topic
Sorry for rambling off thread.
Anyways, watever u do ( sleep with him or not , You gotta do what u gotta do) just make sure You looking for another job pronto. Cos either way, it is obvious You are never going to be comfortable in that environ. So whether ually sleep with him or not, start applying to other places, even if it means that you will need to take a paycut, then that is fine. Better u work in a place earning less more but with potentials to earn more based on your ability than work in a place where your worth will be tied down to your sexuality. And believ me u, the obo does get stale _{this is for babeelove oops afrodixie}

Oh STFU! ----No you cannot have BABEELOVE back! Are you not tired of answering one "stale" name? My name is afrodickey now! You need to get banned a few times yourself and experience the thrill! I do not like using the same name for ever you know!

Hey! We know your type so quit hiding! --The memories are always there and can never be taken away! You are always such a sport!

@Topic!

Please do you thing and don't mind these preachers! Even if the "obo" gets stale to one dude--it is always refreshing to the next ones that come along! It is called---RECYCLING-------BTW Uche--where do you have this ideal employement where obo and oko do not cause wahala? --Even in the most developed countries! See you sef? Always looking for fresh one! Na wah for you oh!

WebMonk:
Anybody who uses infertility as an excuse to "shine d koko" is taking a DRASTIC MEASURE!

A very "expensive drastic measure"---- Especially for the unfortunate children with reconconstited "parenthood"---I could at least sell my "products" to nice adoptive parents in dire need of some offsprings! Hopefully they do not marry themselves in the future without knowing that they are siblings!

<sub>Water go pass garri oh!


Hey! you are not a victim---no victims no vanquised on Nairaland!</sub>

To my beloved Nigeria at 47 years old---Happy Independence. Best of luck. See you in another life time! Just produce more Night of a Thousand Laughs----your greatest accomplishments so far!

Uche2nna:
As far as both of you would not quarell over who gets the old dog or the sagging couch or even who is more emotionally attached to the wedding pics then divorce would not be that pricey

Divorce is never pretty! Never!!! It is always messy! Not even worth getting into. My take on the issue: don't jump into divorce so quickly. Instead look for legal separation. You are still married under the law but the law allows you to live your life like you are not married. Besides, no hurry jumping into the next relationship when you have failed the first exam. BTW--Ladies, ALWAYS KEEP YOUR OWN LAST NAMES!

If you are married to a "typical" Nigerian dude who thinks you have been paid for and must answer his almighty last name--- compromise by hyphenating!HILARY-RODHAM-CLINTON! MRS KURORIJI-ULOBI, OKONJO-IWEALA If the "shit" hits the bloody fan--just shave off the last part!

abanna:
Dear Nairalanders,
over my corpse!!!!!!!!!!!
Not with d fact that i am a graduate yet i can't boast of,
i reject it by fire,force
Wetin do America?

Hey baby! Come on down!  The latinos are making it possible for free citizenship soon!  Please---America needs you! Leave Nigeria for the "true Nigerians"-------the ever suffering and smiling ones!!!

_{In the country of the blind--the quarter-eyed master is king!}

As long as you allow culture to make you a prisoner--you will continue to suffer from it! Welcome to modernization! Culture is good. But only embrace the aspects that give you freedom and fling those out that continue to supress your human growth and development!

@ Topic

They are in for a very rough ride!  You think say to marry Naija dude easy?---You have to be on top of the game always!!!! Poor things!   The only ones who survive the menace are those who really have a good deal of "blackmail" on the Nigerian husbands.  Most have done a lot of "shit" here and there and everywhere so have secrets up to the "whazooooooooooo" So they practically have to kill the "mofos" first before they escape.  Others just relocate to Nigeria and start a new family there!

he he he he he he he he!  Abi no be so ma brothers? Those mother phockers are something else oh!   Full of some shitty games!  If culture can't explain their waywardness, they will bring in religion.  If all else fails--they will use their fists! Learn some Tae kwan Do my dear girls oh! ---The journey is long and tedious! God be with y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

laudate:
See a doctor & try IVF. Medicine can do a lot, these days.

My sentiments exactly! Rent an egg, sperm, womb or any missing part to completet the "puzzle"!!!!

_{If you want to screw around--just do so!  Do not use infertility as an excuse!}

Young, Gifted & Black----------------------Phillip Leo & Cutty Ranks

Don't mind the stupid parents. They are busy thinking the dude came for the babe. Not knowing the bobo has some serious plans. Their daugther is only the[b] means to an end![/b]

Holy, holy and more holy "phockers"!

MYGOOD:
my dear, i had search an experince at my former place of work and it wasnt funny.but what i did was i went to god in prayer asking 4 a new job because d man made me so uncomfortable in that office after my refusal to sleep with him.u know what god provided a better job 4me.i resigned from that place today the next day i started my new place. he was threatening to arrest me because i did not inform him i was going to resigned.i gave him a great package of supprise.till today he still misses my absent in that office.he indirectly came to my new office looking 4me.but im so sorry i can't go back to his nonsence work again.is a very bad experince but don't resign yet from there, let some of your clients know your urgency to have a new job soonest,if u have been good to them they will help u out.it was even a friend to my former boss that employed me with an attractive salary.what about that

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Your "touche" must be filled with milk and honey!  You see, the problem never stops with running away!  Phock him just once and he would have left your tail alone!   Now you will have to run for the rest of your life till he has a taste of that precious cargo!   Men usually love a good chase you know!  Please do not let the man resort to fetish means to grab your arse!   Please keep being good to your other helpers oh!   Phock them good!

A baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Mother-phocking ex-boyfriend that I think I might just let have a taste of ma goodies! Ran into the cute mess lately and can't get him ourrra ma dreams!

Married as you can tell!

_{So am I!}

Today is for Bump and Grind!!!!


Let Him Go!---------------------Beenie Man!

$$Rhino:
afrodixie, u be thief oh

he he he he he he!

On a serious note--that solves a lot of problems.  You can have the babe, and all their money to leave you guys the heck alone.  They proposed a stupid idea because they are highly "ignorant"!  So take them to the cleaners!


_{If you think education is expensive-try ignorance!}

Over my dead body! Since no condition is permanent, why in the world will I allow him--even if he is my husband to take nude pictures of me for heaven's sake? I think he should pose nude for me instead and let me photo-finish him. I am more "trustworthy"!

@Topic---to name you as the heir apparent to their estate!

mofe_obo_o:
go f uck his brains out - until his wife will fail to recognise him - give him a bow leg with some nice serious f ucking.

I will drink to that! Cheers! In fact when you finish with him, sever the bloody menacing dickey from the pendulous balls, place it in his lunch bag and send it with much love to his wife for failing in her "bedroom" duties!

Aiphie:
@afrodixie
Thanx for your contribution but the question is clear I'm sure.

Who do y'all think is cuter? not taller or shorter OK?

They are both ugly--so no comment! sorry to bother you! See you when you bring up handsome dudes!