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Shaggy----------- Bombastic!!!!!

_{Mr. Lover Lover! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!}

laudate:
Choose wetin for who?? Lai lai!! Na how that kind thing wan take happen? Dem no choose ordinary school for me, when I be teenager, na life partner them go wan choose for me?? God forbid bad thing!

I trust!  With all the bombs you throw around Nairaland---I did not think you are the "type"! he he he he he he he he!

On a more serious not--is it possible that in almost 2008, parents will still choose spouses for their children?   If they were the "Dangotes or Otumbas or Ekene dili chukwus I will understand.  But when most are starving in the villages expecting money from their children from the cities and "the abroad", how can they have the where-with-all to choose spouses for their children for heaven's sake?

@Topic

BIG DEAL!!!!! Please cry me a river! Abeg oooooooooooh!  Like some people recommended here---go and read "Habba-wandering-Cork"!!!!!

_{Did[b] Davidylion [/b] not kill Uriah in the battlefield in your Bible to shag his wife? Come marry the babe sef after the ritualistic killing!----Holy phock!!!!   God still loved him---"after his own heart and soul"!!!!!}

BTW, how are those[b] meetings [/b] abi na matings?  You will not sleep a wink till that "tin" comot for ya blood oh!  I swear!

Not to worry---it is just a phase!

atutupoyo:
What is happening to the guy that asked for help? [b]Has he gotten over the girl or what?

Whosai?  They are busy getting it down "spiritually"!!!!--Probably in the church!   He will be back after repenting!

_{Chistain my arse!!!!---Bigots!!!!}

Be a "funky grandma" just like ma mom!---In about 10- 20 years from now! Can't wait to see ma grandkids!!!! Grandma at 40- 50 is standard in my family!  Love it!   Gosh can't wait for them kids to leave ma house!

Oh! And early retirement at 50 too!  So I can travel to places I have dreamed of all this time!   Life is goooooooooooooooooood!!!! Plan well!!!

Uche2nna:
Rite now he has only one reason to fire u. You did not sleep with him!!!

Sleep with him, You are giving him 24 other reasons to fire u.

your arse has freckles and stretch marks?
You did not taste as sweet as u look?
You were not imaginative in bed

There is a fresher obo who just applied for the job and so on and so forth

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! FRESH ONE!!!!

Yes oh!  Just like there are fresher, sturdier pricks with less pendulous balls ----_{heavy load}----around the corner too!  No only obo dey grow stale?   In fact a stale oko is worse than a stale obo-----berra recognize! Do you need pictures?

So poster, before the dude considers your obo stale, please shag him good and get him fired first by sleeping with his boss and then you can have his job like Maddam Etteh and call all the shots then!!!!

_{A falcon can never kill a falconer!}

wosiljoy@yahoo.com:
u wont beleive - it is d cock -d ick - p enis - oko of a goat. how mad!

Holy Phock!!!!!!

Please what did this look like cooked and spiced and shit

BOOYAKA!!!!!

@Topic!

Not hard after the first 2-5 years.  You kind of learn to give Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's!!!! It becomes really easy if you learned well from your parents!

adeboo:
They were both wrong - so they should just live past it.
They should just[b] sort out their differences [/b] and get back together.

Thank you!  If not>>>>>>>>

Uche2nna:
[b]They say once beaten twice shy. [/b]I say twice beaten, head for the courts

Sorry oh!

Head to the courts!   Just keep a lot of money for divorce lawyers because it is not going to be your last trip there!


_{Gone are the days when men were men and won by women who deserved them!-----It is good to be able to take care of your shit!---The grass in NEVER greener on the outside----NEVER!!!!!} )

femi_seun:
My dear , It does not make any difference. It is even better to sleep with him if u have no other job offer. so whether u like it or not, u will still sleep with someone someday, whether your boy friend or fiance

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh baby! You are the finest!  No mind am!  True talk!  True talk!!!! I love realistic and practical-minded people! Not these ostriches that walk around with their heads buried in the sand!

_{If God wanted the world perfect, he should have created it so in the first place and save us the headache! So which wan consine me for inside?} 

Please have some fun dear poster and keep your damn job!!!!!Nonsense!!!

play:
congolese, thank you for the mail, am sory but am just wondering, 8 years, does he want to marry u, are u sure. don't tel me your married because that, another matter.

and really you should not waste your time with him, particularly if he has no plans of marrying u. i understand the connection, have been there. this my boss in question, confides in me, tellsme alot of stuff about his personal life. am like his life line,maybe thats why i am attracted to mhim. there is a unspokn connection between us, which we try to hide with our work. thats why am here helples waiting, hoping that he might say sth. he is seperated u know, but he never talks about his seperation which is why am still in doubt about his marital status. u no, i want to settle down with him, maybe, but i gats to be sure.
lady m, u are so sweet , keep it going

Please everything does not have to lead to marriage!  Just have fun.  The man cheated on his wife for heaven's sake!---Who wan marry am?   I would rather keep him as a "shagging" partner--since he has proven to me that he has a "wandering prick"!  Let it keep wandering then since it serves the greatest purpose well in that context---just protect yourself from unwanted gifts! If he likes, let him be born again and unmarried---I will not marry him.  But for good time's sake, the pleasure will always be mine till I get sick of his arse---or his dikey shrinks!

Marriage ke? That sexual magnetism at work is to die for!  Let us keep it at that.  Is it everyone you sleep with you want to marry?

! This is sooooooooooooooooooo fun!

Uche2nna:
LMAO

Maybe u are rite. If after falling in love twice , they are still feeling some kind of discontent then maybe it is time to really re evaluate their situation.

Haba! Some people will never learn! Move and quickly too if it is not working! This life is too short for unnecessary wahala oh! And she fell in love 2ice too? Na wa for some people oh!

Thank you dimka!   One less anus to be sodomized on planet earth!  I love your informercials-----------please keep them coming!

WebMonk:
Depends on the lifestyle you were before one can call it drastic measures.

- Stop sleeping around
- Abstinence ("Lock Up"
- Be wise
- Pray/Fast
- Anything else i missed. you get the idea

But this seems most appealing/mostly used by people who have messed up to some degree (defaulting any of the above).

So if one is okay from the above, i don't think he/she should worry - <sub>just it's a sad sight at those who are in that dilema

PS. Why did no one come when BABELOVE was blasting this thread?</sub>

_{Because no one wants to deal with the "BABEELOVE" madness!}

Well, everyone has ways of dealing with the infertility problem.  I do not think if I were a guy I would father a child from a woman just as a means to an end product.---Just like that?   But in Africa "womanizing" is the order of the day so it makes things easier.  I can never have a child for a man I do not care about---just because I want to have a child? How can I love that child? ---a product of stress! Like molestation!

Thank God for modern science!   Since I have been tied, nipped and burned to prevent any further oooooooooPses----I just decided to have some "items" fertilized and stored---about 10 embryos----pay for storage fees every year.  In the future if I have the urge to parent again---I will pay someone to carry them----for the one I love thank God!  All will have the same daddy! ---If I do not use them---I can sell them in the future!

This is the best option personally.  I know at least what I am getting into without all the unnecessary risks and drama!

acidrop:
hmmmmmmmmmmm

Real hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

@Topic!

Big deal! If it is not working get the hell out! Whether it is online or offline relationships, those that are doomed are doomed. No hard and fast rule to that one. What will be will be. I have two of my co-workers who met drunk in a bar as one night standers and they are still married after almost 10 years together---he he he he he he! Who knows how it will end? But for now, they still have a lot in common! Pastors no dey divorce! Rubbish!

knight007:
u are right, long distance relationship is not worth it;don't waste your time.

Agree! LDR works for the "spititual" and the "ever so holy". Those with lots of faith and promise in the "word"! Please what is that?

The best playground yet!  You only get banned for bad behaviour---no dent in your ego or wallet!  Small price to pay!

As for hitting----50,000 posts in one year---who cares about that?  Might wanno be a grandma in real life--but not on Nairaland!!!!!!

Nothing, absolutely problem free right now!

Nonchalant
Bitchy
Highly "phockable"!

Definitely, The cowboy knows himself!

"HE" is definitely going to get "phocked"!!!! Guaranteed! Like it or not! Been giving me some serious sleepless nights!


_{Cannot escape for sure!}

aloib:
afrosexyyyy ive missed u

How are you darling? All the fun people are dissappearing and so you have to find new hobbies in between breezing in and out of Nairaland. How are you?

Jim Iyke is not married please oh!  The last time we checked, he was in Florence Ita Giwa's bed with Chidi Mokeme!

Please these guys are in the "Aki and Paw Paw" group of dwarfs! Can we please discuss tall dudes?

acidrop:
moody, this guy lives in Nigeria mehhn, talk 2 him in a less sophisticated manner
erm . . . . . .henry, papaajasco nko?

he he he he he he he he he he! LOL!!!! Hmmmmmmmmm!!!
Must be a wealthy Nigerian to afford all the deisel for staying on the web. Who is your daddy Henry?

WebMonk:
I guess it is.

Now that is better! Now what drastic measures would do you recommend for couples or individuals who are desparately waiting for the fruit of the loom?

To live another 30 years!