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vigasimple:
(What a beautiful song from BABEELOVE to VIGASIMPLE)

BABEELOVE, with the above you have just confirmed 'by their 'fruits' we shall know them'

Nonetheless, I prayed in the name that is above all name that he will show his light upon your life and your soul. I like most people are not perfect and unlikely to be. But the Lord say that we are his saint because we believe in him and that he would deliver our souls because we accept that we are sinners.

Again and for the last time to BABEELOVE  please read majority of your post and decide for yourself what and how you spent your time, what you say and write is your prerogatives but please don't inadvertently sow a seed of discord in others peoples lives.

A word is enough for the wise.

May God bless you.

Oh shut the holy phock up!!!!  Who cares what religious sanctimonious bigots like you think?   Look for somewhere else to set up your bloody church!  As you can see this is my third time around!  That is how long your Jisos will keep getting killed to save your stupid arses!--------What a holy waste of time to save fools like you! Idiot! Keep preaching and don't mind your own business.  You might want to correct that my name is now "afrodickey"!!!!!slowpoke! Pray for yourself.  I do not think real "religious" people visit Nairaland.  What are you doing here?  Don't you have some altar boys to sodomize in your church?   Preacher!

Sowing seeds of discord my arse!  Is Nairaland your father's hut?  I am waiting for any of you who think you can attack others for what they post here.  You bloody fool! Bring out your head again!  Or better still go catch some disease from Agbo2 and I hope he has some of his Agbo to cure both of you! Arsehole!

NAIRALAND IS EVERYBODY'S PLAYGROUND-JUST LIKE NIGERIA BELONGS TO ALL NIGERIANS--IF YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR PLAYMATES GET THE PHOCK OFF!!!!!!!OR FIND SOME BLOODY RELIGIOUS PLAYMATES LIKE YOUR STINKING ARSE!!!!!

Hi y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!  Prison Break is baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! See you later! Off to ma TV!!!!  Off to work in 2 hours!

@Topic

Do you have any feelings for the dude? If I had the slightest[b] hots [/b] for him--- I will shag him to pieces and get his job.  If not--I think I will walk!  It has to be worth my while!---Pleasurable tooooooooooooooooooooooooo!   Think about your options dearie. 

You will keep meeting these circumstances in your life even if you are employed by the doggone the "Pope" in the Vatican---or the ArchBishop of Canterbury!  You are a big girl---take care of your business!  How many times will you get fired before you see the "kingdom"?   Think of Maddam Etteh--the speaker of the house presently---so much for bottom power ambition.  You could go places you know.  Let heaven worry about it's citizens!!!!!!!

Use what you have to get what you want!!!!!

That is why it is very important ------don't get you ever, ever, ever get caught in the first place.   How can you embark on such a treacherous journey without covering all "bases"?   Impossible!!!!

@Topic---if you must, please take care of your shit!!!!!!   Sometimes these things do happen!!!!!!! You are not the first and will not be the last by any means!   If you must--enjoy every bit of it!

Congolese:
Many moons ago, I was job hunting and got an interview with a multinational company.  I had an initial interview with one of the assistant directors, I was told that the CEO of the company would make the final decision, two days before the big interview I was strolling along for a lunch appointment with an old school friend, when suddenly a figure of this finnnnnnnnnnne man happened to stop me and asked for the time, I looked puzzled as he was immaculately dressed and I decided to be a diva moment and replied "what sort of a man would leave his house without a watch or at least a mobile phone with the correct time, huh".  Then I simply just walked off.    You should have seen his face.    I gisted my friend and we just laughed off thinking it was chat up line and he just wanted to aquaint himself to me.    Two days later, showed up for my interview, nervously waited to be interviewed by the CEO, he finally shows up, Guess who the CEO was, yup, the good looking guy who asked me for the time, didn't know whether to laugh, run, hide, we just looked at each other and started laughing, the attraction was so powerful, only god could have scripted it, to cut a long story short, I got the job, he was married(I was too young and ambitious to care), we connected mentally, physically and spiritually, we both had the best time of our lives, until I reconnected to God and decided it was not good and I broke off all contact, moving house, area, job, number changeetc, Recently bumped into him, he was yelling my name out, after 8 years, boy he still looks good, and that smile, yes we are back together and it does not feel wrong, it feels absolutely right, such is life. If you love him for himself that's different but if you love him because he's your boss and the perks, you'll end up dejected and hurt in the long run.

I am telling you!  That law of Murphy abi na Okafor is very strong oh!  Especially that "tin" between you was so gooooooooooooooooood!  You will never forget it--no matter how born again you are!  You go girl!  I am so jealous! You are so real and I am loving you for it! May happiness be yours always!!!!!

First it was this Jim Iyke and Chidi Mokeme wrestling for Mama Bakassi's bed -- Ex- Senator Florence Ita Giwa's bed. Now it is this same Jim Iyke and Emeka Ike in another illicit love triangle?

What's up with these set of young Nigerian Nollywoodians and sex scandals? I guess sugar mamas are in vogue in Nigeria too!

Never! You never know how the warring factions might interprete your slightest interventions no matter how well-intentioned you may be. Just butt out and refer them to their "wholey"! Any couple who cannot sit down and talk things over---is heading for dooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!! When you invite 3rd parties--you are only [b]"googling"---[/b]You business is on the WWW! God forbid oh!

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Sorry to bother you oh! But are you in the right thread?

@ Topic

Prepare for a whole load of boredom---if you plan to spend your whole visit with your grandma.  Grandmas are fun, but just for one day! Usually all the stories she has to tell you will end on the first night of your visit.  Then she will tell you of all the problems the other villagers have and how you can help solve them with all the money you brought from the "abroad"!


Next if you have kids---please, do not take them with you especially if they are under 10.   You are in for the most miserable time of your life when they keep asking you every minute----------"when are we going to get to "the _"Nigeria" or " all you do here is barbecue your food with naked flames---don't you guys ever use ranges----oh gosh, all the smoke is getting in my eyes?"

Prepare to sleep in the day time and stay up at night.  The type of noises you hear at night are not conducive  for any notion of a goodnight's sleep.  These include cocks crowing as early as 1AM, people fetching water with cast iron buckets banging away at the full moon on concrete pavements, early in the morniings with various issues to discuss, town criers, religious fanatics praying and chanting at odd hours, raindrops on the roof tops that sound like you are in Iraq's warzone and just plain good old mosquitoes serenading your arse!---you definitely have to practice sleeping in the nude!

Get used to not washing your hands or brushing twice a day.  Most people in the villages are known for wandering around all day and all night without washing their hands at least once a day--even after wiping their butts--look at their fingernails---after all that nose picking and butt digging!!! Phoooey! When you fall sick--please do not blame witches that are minding their business! Say your last prayer at any sign of a fever--no hospitals within 60 mile radius of any village to handle your "delicate" constitution after escaping Nigeria for at least 5 years!

Just a few things to look forward to---I am sure you can think of some others!  Enjoy!

Just make sure you limit that visit to less than one week or you go hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrram!!!!

mo_fe_dobo:
tell the man to lick his wife's clittoris every night before going to bed - this works for my boyfriend.

He he he he he he he he! I hear you! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Very good idea! Better than swallowing some "mound" of starch for dinner before going to bed.

@Topic

No! Actually it cures witlow! He needs to dip some more for the full course of treatment regiment!

@Topic!

Next time just take a moment to study the kind of guy you decide to get married to especially if you are not of the same cultural heritage.  It is difficult to make a marriage or relationship work within a cultural context not to even imagine that of two different cultures.  You have been on this subject for months and I wonder if it is worth staying in this marriage if you have serious unanswered questions about your union.  Do you like bondage?

Any person in your shoes by now should have long realized that "you cannot teach an old dog new tricks!---Just pick the battles that are worth fighting for---just for the sake of your kids! Goodluck!

lamidebaby:
Wonder why u're at each other's throats when u're both practically sayin the same thing.

I wonder oh! It must be the time of the month for both males and females!

Mixed blessings! Too much expectations---but you get to kick a lot of arses!

Islander:
Awwwww Babeeeee. I mised you sweetie. Sorry was preoccupied with on monkey. Have been trying to get him admitted to the zoo in Rochester, but mating season has been closed.

I hope you are doing great, keeping the hussy alive and kicking.

I lost a dear friend so I won't be around for a bit. But keep me posted ok, Take care,

Missed you too! My most favorite instigator!   Sowwyyyyyyyyyy oh!  Hope you find strength!  Please take care of yourself--nothing happening much.  Nice to have some sanity in Nairaland for a while till the "evil" spirit takes over again.  Doing splendid---off to chicago for a party this weekend---monthly ourra state trip thingy!  Yup!  You keep me posted too!   warmest regards, -----------afrodIcks!

@Topic-----------just a plain old back rub, while scratchin' all the bumps and singing me to sleep!


_{heavenly dreams!}

acidrop:
yeah I feel you, stupid doctors, anyway sha just breath in and breath out, let it go with d wind, there is nothing u can do to bring her bak

he he he he he he he! Especially an "old bed working" back! How iz y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Fliriting was good last nignt ----------lots of "hickies'! I have to wear turtle necks the remainder of the summer! Here comes more eczema!

This one is in the bag! Ammo head on home now! Working the next 6 nights! Love you guys and see you later!

Queens College Lagos!

UNN!

honesty!

Why not?  But must live in America---not in Africa not to talk of Nigeria!

Live as a Nigerian for the first 1/3rd of my life and live in America for the remainder of my life with frequent visits to Nigeria to pose!

Eba and Egusi----shaki, cowleg, dried fish and smoked turkey!
Rice and---ox tail Stew!

for the week!----cook only on Sundays!

Good God! Na God dey save person!

We iz here! Nothing happening jare----------------no area fight! The whole place dry so vacationing at work and flirting with them knuckleheads over here at work. Will keep checking on you guys. Have a fantastic and coksastic week y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!

Siena:
Blimey! Again? What happened??

he he he he he he he he!  Just been up to no good every 1500 posts or so.  Some of us just have a short "half-life"!!!! Fun though! See ya around hon'!