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Segedinho:
U never dey bomb wey ur rod touch something

Abd d babe go say u don shift her womb??

Shift womb. Bomb.

izzou:
I don't know what womb shifting means.

Like, move the womb close to the lungs or heart?

Sege na surgeon. Any woman wey he jam gon learn by force.

Segedinho:
firing blank after desired number of children can be considered as a huge blessing.




@afrodoc ==can a shifted/displaced womb conceive??

Shifted womb ke? As in dem woz the womb e change position?

Haaaa, this question is for people like Izzou.

diggz:
I no like all the things wey women dey put into their bodies for family planning, especially because of the numerous side effects. I’ve also heard that it could lead to cancer (abeg, no quote me on that). I personally know someone who recently had to remove hers after experiencing several health issues, in addition to gaining a significant amount of weight because of it.

I go advise men who know they are no longer interested in having children to use condoms, the ‘TrembleChamp’ withdrawal method 😆, or consider getting a vasectomy, as I hear the risks associated with it for men dey minimal compared to those for women.

Afrodoc, abeg come share your expertise lol

Oral contraception increases breast and cervical cancer risk a little but reduces ovarian and endometrial cancer risk a lot. IUDs have a similar risk profile.

The main issue is that some women can’t use them due to side effects like significant weight gain, mood swings or depression. Certain oral contraceptives are also contraindicated in some women because of their personal increased risk to have stroke.

More and more men have started going for vasectomy which is usually more tolerated. The main issue is the potential irreversibility.

Leyqute:
The video is laterally inverted. Kobbie is right footed.

Exactly.

[quote author=Ellexy post=139188773]Afrodoc how is it possible that Kobbie is a right footer now

I can't believe Kobbie Maninoo was actually left footed at 15 😳😳

How did he change from that to being right footed? Is that possible?? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/JUFLUidq6b

— Larry (@UTDlarry) April 22, 2026

watched this tournament live. It was a midseason tournament held in the US. I believe Ethan Wheatley and Victor Musa also went.

He was not left footed. Even my criticism then was that he was too right footed and sometimes used his right when the left would have been quicker or better.

What you showed must be a flipped or mirrored video.

timbros:
Which coach be dis?

He is the Capo di tutti capi of all destructive, disgusting, and diabolically negative managers.

My greatest fear in life is being kidnapped by aliens, my eyelids glued open and forced to watch Bordelas matches on repeat.

Excallibur:
Bordalas masterclass update 😂

The erujeje of negative football. The Bus of all Buses.
The negative integer himself.

Leyqute:
You don’t get me. Sometimes in some games, Obi looks a bit uninterested. Thats why I suspected a mentality thing. As a young player though, he is expected to be inconsistent. Maybe with time he’ll be up for it on a regular basis.

That being said, it’d be a sad thing if we don’t at least win one trophy this season. I just want those kids to have something tangible to remember this season by. We’ve got loads of talent too. It’s just that Man City are a beast.

Oh yeah I get. That issue was worse earlier in the season when it really looked like he didn’t want to play Under-18s. I think the premature promotion to 1st team last season made him think he was above Under-18s level.
Over the past 3 months though his attitude has improved and we create many chances off his pressing of GKs and defenders.

Man City are a machine with conveyor belt of talent. Their squad is so deep which is why they rarely hit bad patches.
Their scouting and coaching is the best in the country.

We can beat them in the final but we need to be alert in both boxes.

Leyqute:
Is it a mentality thing with Obi? Cos I thought in some games, he should be doing better.

I don't think it is, because he does not hide and he keeps trying.

What i noticed this season is that as the rest of his game (holdup play, linkup, pressing) has improved, his finishing has gotten worse.

For instance, in the FA Youth Cup Semi-Final against Palace that we won, and in this U-18 Premier League Final that we lost, he played well in both games in all other aspects apart from the crucial aspect of finishing.

The only good news from this game is that Ibragimov is finally back after being injured for several months, and he still looks sharp. He can't afford another long-term injury though.

I suspect this team will come 2nd in all their competitions (2nd to Man City in the Premier League North, they already came 2nd yesterday in the League Cup, and i suspect they will lose the FA Youth Cup Final to Man City). Ajayi got injured yesterday and JJ has been off form (likely fatigue) for the past 3-4 weeks.

Ellexy:
And they eventually lost

Very painful. Match that should have been 3-0.

Leyqute:
Away from the civil war, what do you guys think about Tchouameni for Casemiro this summer? Rumors are gathering steam.

He has the defensive tenacity, athleticism, mobility that we need in a CDM but I would ideally prefer someone better on the ball.

Experiment failed. The guinea pig don die. 😂

LOL

popizaino:
You can only choose 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 midfielders to help you win the Premier League 👀

🇪🇸 Xabi Alonso
🇪🇸 Cesc Fàbregas
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Steven Gerrard
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Frank Lampard
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Paul Scholes
🇫🇷 Patrick Vieira
🇫🇷 N’Golo Kanté
🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne
🇳🇬 Jay-Jay Okocha
🇨🇮 Yaya Touré

Who are you picking? 🤔

There is a typo in that list. They mistakenly put Okocha there.

timbros:
For the next 20 years, we go dey see any simple mistake in Nuno's game.... All to justify his take

Popi go dey analyze Mendes game with Poirot-level of attention.

AirBere:
Painful truth

Painful pass injection.

raumdeuter:
Now let an Art student do the reverse study for 1yr and pass Physics Chemistry Maths/Biology

You want to kill someone’s child.

Theflint1:
Yea, but the average consumer isn't thinking STEM-based reasons why bread should spoil faster than other flour-based products, and bakers can tweak packing and moisture-content so their bread lasts longer than average while still being as healthy as other breads that spoilt fast.

I feel the main thing here is perception sha, people expect bread to degrade in taste and look within some particular period, but like other flour-based products, bread can be made to last much longer than average.

Personally I expect my bread to maintain fresh taste for up to 2 weeks when refigerated, and it's something I consider when making purchase, meanwhile bread like Bokku within 24 hours it's already tasting very bad.

There is a limit to water tweaking. Bread needs a level of moisture for the production process to end up making bread that precludes severe water elimination.

2 months is unnatural for bread to stay good for without freezing.

It is either the woman was exaggerating/lying for clicks or there are potentially toxic levels of preservatives used in the process.

Kimbeast:
Also cake contains more sugar and fat plus stabilizers to last longer.

Yeah that too.

Expert17:
Just pray Bruno doesn’t end up breaking the assist record and winning the PFA award.

Expert Abeg come help us settle this Onana debate o.

See as you just return like Abija.

Welcome back.

Mainoo played well yesterday. Calm and composed l, physical when he needed to be, and also played some nice forward passes.

ChristineC:
what's up with Maguire? he's served his suspension.
and de Ligt though. how's a simple "knock" kept him out since December?? it's not a good sign at all going into next season.

Maguire received an extra ban for misconduct.

Back injuries are sneaky nasty. I remember it was a back Injury that derailed Rio’s career when it robbed him of his pace.

They can investigate and might not find what is wrong. Even if they find what is wrong the treatments might not work. I suspect MDL is fighting for his career right now not even about returning this season.

Leyqute:
Nice game by Obi in the Youth FA Cup semi tho. Great footplay to set up JJ Gabriel’s opener. He also rounded the keeper in extra time to make it 2-1.

Onto the final against Man City. Hope those monsters won’t show us pepper.

Our GK was possessed by the spirit of Onana. He caused the equaliser and gave the opponents 3 golden chances to knock us out towards the end of the game.

Did you see Helafu inverting like prime Lahm. The only question mark is his 1v1 defending.

It will be very tough against City. JJ’s form has dropped recently because of fatigue and he was our master key.

BlueRayDick:
Where I grew up, I know quite a number of senior men who ended up in Oman, Israel, Finland, Norway, Bulgaria and those European countries football league where they were able build a better life for themselves and their family members in the long run.

Then there are some senior men who studied STEM and non STEM courses who still stay in their parents house till date due to naija situation of unemployment an all

LOL. You are talking anecdotally, I am talking in terms of the overall factual statistics and probability. There will always be stories on both sides to either support or weaken a point of view.

Those anecdotes are not really strong evidence because for instance as a doctor I have seen chain smokers that lived to 80yrs-90yrs and I have seen non-smokers who died from lung cancer in their 50s. That does not mean that smoking is good.

The stats say that the probability of living a middle class to upper middle class life is higher if you study STEM than if you try to become a professional sportsman in the country.

Most people trying to become sportsmen won’t even make it to pro level in the country and those who make it to pro level are not paid much anyway. Only a minority of those that make it are able to live viable lives abroad. Those are the very few that won a genetic lottery.

If you ask your PC AI. ChatGPT, Grok etc. the relative chances of upper middle class life for a child studying STEM and a child trying to be a sportsman or entertainer the disparity will shock you,

MRTA7:
Or Maz and Heaven CB partnership?

Not sure how I feel about 2 Left footed CBs

Yeah, that’s another option. Heaven played as RCB once and played well.

Either option is not optimal.

Roland17:
You kukuma sabi our oga at the top. Watch the werey start RKM.

He should not try it o. I still have not forgiven RKM for 2022. The thing still dey haunt me.

TrebleChamp:
Amad dey vex me doc, boy is such a talent yet give very little for us on the pitch. Same with Mbeumo, Sesko and even Cunha and is not for lack of talent, players come to United and suddenly become unserious. I just hope the new players coming in will be different...

Yeah. If one takes these guys too serious one will get vexed.

We should be careful though not to throw away the baby with the bath water. Some people need to be careful coelled Instanta but Amad is not one of them.

The whole team was very rusty because of the long layoff and it was compounded by the senseless Irish trip. The management often ends up complicating issues.

Now that our top 3 CBs are out we have to face some challenging opponents. Top 4 is actually at risk now.

MRTA7:
How so? Has he not just been legitimised by Neville?

That’s not how the fan channel space works.

It’s very competitive and all of them are always fighting against the notion that they are pro-establishment or have sold their soul to the club ownership or some other mainstream entity.

Being legitimised by Neville is actually not a good thing in that sphere.

izzou:
A simple Google search would have answered you.

But it's Trump, so I understand

E shock you abi e no shock you?

😀😀😀

Ellexy:
Nope, not at all.

😂😂😂