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Skimpledawg:
I'm supremely disappointed

Your own is small. I am Majestically disappointed.

Africans are wicked. Look as Mane and Salah dey dirty their fellow African in Chelshit goal?

I don’t have internet. Please what is the score?

DeadPresidents:
Really liked the year awards idea from the Gooners thread. Will drop my own take here


1. Best United player
2. Best Young player (youth players only)
3. Best goal
4. Best fan on this thread
5. Best troll (non-United fans) on this thread.

For me, I'll go with:

1. Has to be Edinson Cavani for me. The only one who has not been consistently terrible over spathes of time. The only argument against him is he keeps getting injured.

2. I'd go with Shola Shoretire. Hannibal was injured mostly.

3. Alex Telles strike against Young Boys. Timely and stylish too.

4. Oas.is007. Always kept us updated with training pics. Kudos

5. Nihilis.tjnr. The "Alain Devil-Maximin" quip was funny as a muthaf.

Y'all can add yours

My opinion

Best United Player for 2021 is DDG. He was the most consistent and has had been really good since about March/April. Contenders are Shaw who had a monster Jan-June but fell off the cliff thereafter and Cavani who was also good but had too many injuries for me.

Best Young player for 2021 is probably Shoretire with McNeill a close 2nd if you don't count those on loan. If you include those on loan it has to be Ethan Laird with Garner 2nd. Mejbri, Elanga, Amad had niggling injuries all year long. Mengi had a disastrous 2020-2021 season.

Best Goal is Greenwood against Leicester. Bruno's goals against Everton and Newcastle were also good.

Best Fan is probably Oa.sis007 with his regular updates.

Ibime:
I watched the interview. The way I see it. Lukaku left Inter under a cloud with fans defacing his murals. He organised the interview to explain.

I see it like Drogba leaving Chelsea to Galatasaray under a cloud and giving interview to calm Chelsea fans.

He is stüpid for crying over spilt milk but I don't see it as malicious, just foolish. He had a lot to get off his chest to Inter fans who accused him of bailing on them, and he went about it the wrong way. He is a legend in Inter Milan and wants to maintain that status. A Roy Keane who leaves Manure to Celtic will always want to talk his heart that he never wanted to leave Manure, as will Ronaldo want to say he never wanted to leave Madrid. Whether he is foolish enough to say it and piss off Juve fans is another thing.

Lukaku? Inter Milan legend? After 2 years and 1 league title?

This explanation almost dey bad pass the interview.

DeadPresidents:
Lukaku just decided to speak the truth. That dry gin club is a small club and don’t deserve any type of respect.

Imagine disgracing a club that brought him up as a teenager in that way. He obviously knows that they are a small and small minded club and decided to treat their phuck up in a commensurate mannner.

Such fluent Italian. We will post more videos as they come in.

Those Chelsitters whose first language is Italian and not English can confirm the translation to clear all doubt.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P-t8q6ioOw

Skimpledawg:
Lol. My oga


Happy new year egbon.

Jah bless you and your fam.

Thanks Daddy G.O

Blessings to you and your family too.

If Agent Lukaku can cause only half the turmoil in the dressing room that he has caused here it would be so gratifying.

Lukaku that we know very well. Petulant flat track bully with inferior technique. Big body with small mind.
I don’t want to say we told you so……….but we told you so.

hoopLA:
Elder,
May your ancestors bless you and yours in the coming year...

Amen. I wish you the same bro.

Meanwhile even here in 2022 Chelshit is still a small club. Some things never change.

Leyqute:
Yet, you still have the first touch of a rap1st and the second touch of a serial rap1st

Oasis007:


Left to him, we should get Moyes back..... LMAO

No be juju be that?

Oasis007:


Why una dey rush?!

Omo 2022 sweet wella. You no go understand.

Searchingvictor:
Same, boss. Na Daniel James speed una get

The car wey dey carry us for here enter next year, na Maguire dey drive am

Hehehe. Please don’t mention that molue speed defender.

Happy New Year people!

Happy New Year people!

Oasis007:


Is he even following up with the Squad? He asked why Bailly was recalled like he ain't aware Lindelof contacted Covid and Varane is not fully fit yet to battle it out with those Rugby Players.

All that info is not important to him. He has a more important narrative to push. King of tunnel vision.

Lana1:
What's funny? You were expecting "pace & pawa"?

And the guy will come back and say he is in favour of giving new managers a chance.

He has been critical and negative about Rangnick at every stage including even before he started managing the team.

The hypocrisy is almost criminal.

Good game so far but the defence is struggling with their long balls. We must not allow them pull it back to 3-2 sha.

GhosTominay has been ghosting into the right positions today. I knew Shaw will send Telles back to the bench.

kizolo:
This McTominay na pure scam. Watch him closely as he hides behind the opponents players so as to be unavailable for passes in the midfield

We decoded this last millennium. There is a reason they call him GhosTominay.

MRTA7:
Donny should have his transfer request ready on the 1st of January because man utd is definitely not for him. With how awful our midfield has been and he still cannot get a game.

And it is a different manager o. The guy must be crap in training cos I no just understand.

Nice one Raumdeuter.

patrickmuf:
I had thought it was just a normal stomach disorder and set out for the usual medication but it got too serious yesterday as I was vomiting more of mucor (yellowish and whitish) that's when I went for a scan and the result revealed acute appendicitis...

Past few days has been tough, my mum was diagnosed with partial stroke only two days ago. I am just happy that my operation was a success and my mum is responding to treatment...

Hmmm. I wish both of you healing. You are lucky the ultrasound picked it up because ultrasound is notoriously poor when it comes to diagnosing appendicitis.

hoopLA:
Swore not to quote till after the new year but this post made me spit out the pap I was drinking while reading it.

What about Rueben Left-Ass cheeks?

Left-Ass Cheeks?

That one is pants.

patrickmuf:
Hello folks, I went under the knife due to acute appendicitis yesterday. The operation was a success all thanks to God...

I am just happy it was discovered before it ruptured...

Wow. I am happy to hear it went well. A ruptured appendix is a scary thought.

Another tales by moonlight by Afoolabi the generational idiot.

Skimpledawg:
Maduman.

I will be here to knock your head with his goals when he scores again

What about Kalu Udensi Udeh?

Have you given up on him?

Na Aba boy like you o!

I kuku gbadun Jorginho. Always jorgin around the pitch like a chairman. Playing true to his name.

Another great player is Hudson Ode. Top notch decision making. Playing true to his name.

It is now time for epistolary explanations.

How can you be contending for title that “was won weeks back” ?
No be juju be that?

Please what is the score? I don't have internet.

Leyqute:
It’s actually too early to be taking strong positions and have these kinds of judgments.

Exactly. It is like some people have PTSD from the previous managers and now just knee jerk react to everything.