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Ole came into the stadium singing " i'm a boss"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1cxP2nCBdU

Ravioli:
Odion Ighalo managed as many shots on target in the game as the entire Chelsea team combined (1).

Odion Ighalo came on in the 91st minute.

Damn! He must be a hot nigga


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

hoopLA:
Thank sir.

May you walk and never stumble

You are welcome, but you didn't have to mention it. You know this is how we do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xix0TFHGZ9c

Lampard has to ante up!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLT68mI5Pwc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E

hoopLA:
Bros afrodoc2

Please play me ice cube's it was a good day

Change that part about the lakers beating the supersonics to

United beat the shekpeholics

For your enjoyment bro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Job done at the bridge. Now we just have to lean back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4

It is 9am but you can meet me in da club.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

Lampard can't touch this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

hensben:
Both are important since we are not challenging for the title.

Pastor skimple, come and see you broda.

diggz:
Una no fit win legit win? Mscheeeeew

We are 2 legit to quit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs

How many times we go flog this shepeteris. Just seems like Deja vu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVnoNpncfh0

nihilistjnr:
This ref wow

Wow? or Whoa?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC5LzftfcjI

nihilistjnr:
Sub lampard should have done at 45 minutes

I think he was "juxtaposed" between playing Bats and playing Giroud.

Thank you Batshuayi. You were immense, our last line of defence.

larride:
Are we going to party here tonight?

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone but we have hired DJ instruments and ordered food from Shitta.

Today's party go larinrin.

eph12:
It's embarrassing to watch Matic today aswear

Why he doesn't just release the ball on time only his village people can tell us.

diggz:
This phools don make me destroy my phone screen now

Ile oba to jo, ewa lo busi.

Nihilist come and translate for your broda.

Are we partying here today?

Skimpledawg:
And Bats?

Abeg treat your Typhoid, let me treat my Malaria. Na yeye full both teams, only few players of real quality.

If Chelsea no win this match e go dey strange.
Matic brain dey so slow. And his legs are slower.

nihilistjnr:
Nah I was talking about the shiny and chrome bit - surely that's a mad max reference.

I drive an XC90 as well....and imo that's probably one of the best SUVs ever made.

Lol. Yeah it was a Mad Max reference.

My guy's XC90's plate number is his name. Na igbo guy, you can trust. lol

nihilistjnr:
You've been in Australia too damn long

Lol
Liking a car is about personal choice. My colleague has the Volvo XC90 and my neighbors have Porsche Cayenne Turbo, but i still like the exterior of some of the Merc SUV.
I was very close to buying one. I don't like that Jaguar E-pace at all. Cheaper and uglier than Merc.

Volvo is still okay, and i really like the Porsche. Those Range Rovers are expensive but dodgy.

larride:
See line up.

Na table soccer line up Ole wan use.
God airpus!

raumdeuter:
I loved the look of the F-Pace when it just came out but it looked brittle to me, One friend last year talked about his Volvo and how he loved it so much


Baba agba. What do you think about the GLE 43 coupe? I think it could be as powerful as the X6

The car looks sleek. Power should be about the same.
The only reason i went for bmw instead of merc was cos the user reviews over here for merc were not encouraging.
In terms of exterior looks I gbadun the Merc look but I can’t complain with what I have.

elrony:
Why you no like E-pace? (maybe because me no get raba Sha )

E look somehow to me. You know sometimes you go just no like how a car looks.

No worry. You go reach and pass that level sef.

When I dey Naija years back who born me to eye these cars?

No be Camry “muscle” and Honda “Spirit” be our ultimate that time?

nihilistjnr:
Omo na Swedish things for me sha. I'm currently driving a Volvo and I love it. Not sure I can switch too any other badge again...that being said, our run around is a small Hyundai hatchback.

Btw hold your nigga juxtaposingly bro.

Volvo is cool, one of my colleagues has it (xc90 I think). I have an X5 and it’s quite powerful but i keep thinking maybe i should have risked it and gotten a Merc despite the bad reports i was reading about them.
Mercs look so shiny n chrome but have bad rep here over mech issues, parts etc.

Don Jazzy and Hen Dawg are both shekpeteris. All evidence points to that.

nihilistjnr:
Yeah e-pace. Sweet ride.

Donjazet is a Scummy pretending to be a Chelsea fan in jest, so that fellow scummies can mock us juxtaposingly.

The only people we know that speak that dialect are the scummies dem like Leyqute in particular.

Please claim your brother

Where will you place your man, Henny? The bird man.

I don’t know why I no like the look of the car. The Jag name is prestigious sha.
The car that is my current crush is Porsche.

nihilistjnr:
Last time we saw him, he said he was going to juxtapose at Old Trafford

We don't know about his journey after that.

Claim your brother. It's not as if it's a one off...that's how leyqute used to give us too.

Leyqute made a very honest mistake you won't let him rest.

What about your bro, Henny? That one juxtaposed so much that he had to tell us a Ugandan story that Swahili was his first language, not English.

P.S The Jag your friend bought, was it the E-Pace?

nihilistjnr:
Last time we saw him, he said he was going to juxtapose at Old Trafford

We don't know about his journey after that.

Claim your brother. It's not as if it's a one off...that's how leyqute used to give us too.

donjazet:
Mancity's sins have finally caught up with them. I always wondered how anyone would justify a team like mancity, that has no reputable fanbase of note being the second highest earners in the league. Earning more that 500m every season above Liverpool, Chelsea and arsenal.

A lot of people are happy about this because nobody likes a cheat or fraud winning. It's difficult to justify your victory.


[b]On the other hand, we Chelsea fans are really juxtaposed about this. Should we really be happy about Mancity's predicament when we did the exact same thing? Chelsea and Abrahomovic excessive spendings were one of the foremost reasons FFP was instituted.
[/b]The millions our owner poured into the club transformed the club into an elite club overnight, so should we really be
angry when someone else does it?

I can understand the fury of the other top teams fan in England, teams that spent a lot of years accruing their current prestige and financial strength but are we the Chelsea fans supposed to be jubilating about this? Anyways, My happiness about this is that it places pap in an unusual position, one where it would be intriguing to see how he navigates this.

"We Chelsea fans". He is your brother, don't deny him.

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