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Victornezzar:
Why is Ole playing Bruno in the CDM position??

I don’t get it

He didn't start there. He drifted deeper and deeper as the game progressed and we lost the midfield battle.

chrisley024:
Lol. I don't even know why he does that. Instead of learning how to move and cross the ball

It's like you guys don't understand, He has close to zero attacking ability, so all those easy attacking plays that come naturally to an attacking fullback seem like JAMB to him.

The sight of AWB struggling with the ball in the name of dribbling would have been really comical if it wasn't so sad. Phuck it, it is still comical.

Oasis007:



Effect of free Data... LMAO!
Maybe OGS should have kidnapped Haaland?!

It is popular to blame Ole for everything na. The guy wanted to sound smart.

Leyqute:
Is Graelish a midfielder or a winger? I find him on the left wing most times.

That is one reason i have not been convinced about him. They keep playing on the wings instead of in midfield, maybe because he prefers to dribble rather than pass.

Leyqute:
Am I the only one who thinks this Ighalo signing has a bit to do with marketing ?

Marketing? How?

Oasis007:


You are like Encyclopedia of United History to this Thread Doc.

Lol. Encyclopedia ke?
I just dey yarn a few things wey i think say i know ni o.

eph12:
Oh I thought OGS hinted something like that in one of his pressers

I don't think so, but i might be wrong. I stopped listening to him months ago.

Oasis007:


Doc Doc.....!

Oasis my man
Wetin i do na?

eph12:
Someone they said couldn't pass just some months ago

Well in their defense nobody came out and said it. We just heard rumors. Or how does a player go from being unable to pass well to being compared to the arguably the best passer in the club's history within 6 months?

Oasis007:


Mikel??

In a manner of speaking. Paul McGrath and Remi Moses might have a say in that though. After all we lay claim to Anthony Joshua being Nigerian.

Oasis007:
Solskjær: "He [Bruno Fernandes] is a similar type to Scholesy, fiery, passionate, hates losing and same number on the back of the shirt."

No need for them to overhype the player. They knew he was like Scholes but were haggling over a couple of million dollars like market women buying onions?

purpleprincess:
k

Lol. The guy catch you for bad place. I hope you learnt a valuable lesson. If not then......... ok.

elampiro:
No we must get each other ooo

Ighalo?

If deal is done, then we have a big striker striker who can play with his back to the goal. But no United standard from previous performance. However, I love to see a Nigerian in United.

Make he sha no bring coronavirus enter our camp. Lol

ChristineC:
mehn some wages hitting some people's akant is almost unfair

the guy grandmama and my grandpapa run one or two na, we just leave everything low-key to avoid break ups here and there

Now I know where you joined bad gang from.

But seriously the guy is about 35 yrs old now, was never speedy, and has been playing in a slow league.

He is a United fan so hopefully this motivates him to put in all he has.

ChristineC:
afrodoc2 ki lon tinki se?

We have very good mutual friends so i no want too abuse the guy. Not like it’s his fault anyway.
So we just have to remain positives FC and hope he does a decent job for us in the few months he is here.

ChristineC:
you mean he's on £300k weekly?

Odion dey cash out weekly for China.

Why you dey claim cousin now? Wetin connect Edo with Igbo

Our sister in the Lord.

Rojo leaves on loan. A welcome development.

Leyqute:
Shaw did put in some decent performances before he got his contract renewed. And this wasn’t when he was a youth footballer.

Doesn’t negate the fact that his drive to succeed is low. The problem with Shaw is that he can’t maintain good performances. His return from a timeout can be fantastic but he eventually loses it all in subsequent matches.

We are saying the same thing. He lacks the drive or discipline needed.
His body type means he can’t get away with what a Giggs or Vardy will get away with. He needs a C.Ronaldo like level of discipline just to maintain decent fitness.

Leyqute:
Sanchez was a 'god' at Arsenal. Once he secured the bag at Man Utd, he turned to rubbish.

Shaw looked like a fantastic talent- until he got that salary bump.

Once their contract is about to expire and they don't have many options, it's not uncommon for players to start putting in a good shift so as to get a good contract at their current place or elsewhere.

Sanchez had turned to otu in his last 6-12 months in Arsenal. My friend who is an Arsenal fan used to complain about his diminishing pace and touch as well as his inability to combine well with team mates.

Shaw does not have the discipline or drive needed to be a great success as a footballer. It has little or nothing to do with his salary bump.
It's just that the things he could get away with as a teenager (in terms of poor diet and lack of exercise) he can't get away with now.

elrony:
Where Bruno?

Bruno is taking night bus from Lisbon to Manchester.
As in the bus travels only at night. Expect him in the distant future.

Kholiwe:
A rapist . HELL NO

The girl was a fuckaholic with mental health issues.
There was fornication and adultery, but there wasn’t rape.

sod09:
You don't have to be there you know

So i go leave my daily bread, take 30hr flight, just to commit crime wey no get utility.

I am a man of peace.

Roland17:
https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united/story/4042494/manchester-united-ceo-ed-woodwards-home-attacked-by-fans

LMAO! I sure say @afrodoc follow the suspected 20 people!!!!

Lol. I am a man of peace, and i am not in the UK anyway.

sod09:
I can feel remorse in your post already, maybe your brain still have 0.1% of been useful. If you continue like this maybe we won't donate your brain for experiment

Which lab will accept that fairly used brain?
Better they use the skull as kolo for people to be storing coins.

Neymar1095:
You have absolutely no problem in labelling and grouping others but when the table is turned you start crying and bitching around. You are a cancer and a senile bastard.

Gbas! Gbos!

Roland17:
You too like fight! Everything na fight! fight!! fight!!!

LMAO. But that post was incandescently silly.

Greatihex:
lol.

Oga Ibime you no kill person with laugh.
Na em be say you be more of citadel than I am.

For instance,

I don't buy into the VVD overhype. For me, he has not done anything better than Terry.

I respect Iniesta so much. I only drag him when Barca fans try to drag hazard.

I believe kdb can be mentioned with hazard, but hazard is better.

I don't see any footballer as a god, not even the most anointed Messi.

So you see.

Based on statistics and Ibime criteria you still have 50% compliance.

sod09:
hooleeshit

Sod, using the Ibime percentage criteria what is your degree of congruence with Citadel and Apari schools of thought?

Ibime:
Good analysis Prof.

We will now highlight the key tenets that underpin both groups.

For example, if you score 70% and above in the following test, you qualify for membership of ApariSports. Readers should feel free to mark themselves.

If you agree that:

Pep is a God -20%
VVD is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a shakushaku master - 20%
EPL is a weak league - 10%
Cuntay is a local fraud - 5%
Beasting finals is the criteria to differentiate players - 5%
Anything Airmark says is wrong - 5%
Net-spend is irrelevant, only total spend counts - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Raumdeuter deems fit eg Belotti, Kychokewack, Boateng, KDB, David Luiz etc - 10%


Alternatively you can score yourself for membership of Citadel here. Anything above 70% qualifies you for membership:

Pep is a fraud - 20%
Hazard is a God - 20%
EPL is the best league - 10%
VVD is a God - 10%
Boateng is a calamity - 10%
Iniestas is a eunuch - 10%
KDB should not be mentioned with Hazard - 10%
Anything Raumdeuter says in wrong - 5%
Other interchangeabe criteria as Airmark deems fit - 5%

I score myself 20% on ApariSports criteria and 60% on Citadel. Which means that though I do not qualify for membership of Citadel, I lean more toward their views. How about you Prof?

Why do you score 10% for interchangeable criteria for Aparisports but only 5% for Citadel?

Anyway based on that scoring system i am 35% Apari and 25% Citadel.
In other words I disagree with most of the tenets of both schools.
Hmmm, Pkasso might have a point. It appears there is an opportunity for a 3rd school to rise up. One that is fair and balanced.