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sod09:

Did you watch him yesterday

No but i heard he made Patapaa proud.

Nihilist:
Its a travesty.

Paul Pogba has dabbed everywhere. He has dabbed after scoring goals. He has dabbed before scoring goals. He has even dabbed during the act of scoring goals.

He's so famous for his dab moves that French teachers introduced the Pogba dab into their primary school curriculum for studies.

EA sports even went to motion capture Pogba dabbing so that they could put it in the FIFA series.

How the hell does a famous dancer like Pogba get left out of the list for a one corner dancer like Pius?

In Drogba's voice - its a fücking disgrace.

Pogba should have made that wack list.

That list is legit bro.
Pogba is a one trick pony that only dabs. Pius a.k.a Stanley Okoro is a dancing impressario, bonsue fuji, talazo disco, atilogwu and of course one corner he has mastered them all. He deserves to be on that list representing the dancers, the fans have chosen well bro.

diggz:
How did he get the name adabowale?

I gave him the name. Being a good dabber doesn't make you a great dancer bro.

Pius is a consummate artiste. One corner, konto, swo, galala,name it he has mastered them all.
He is the best dancer out there, that is why he was chosen. wo beti dweeee.

diggz:
I am shocked same didn't apply for dablord.....as a footballer he is average....even to entertain his way into the list na wahala.... probably the job of a painter will fit him perfectly.

The one thing we agree on is that Pius is a dancer and Paul is not, all the rest is conjecture.

There is no way fans won't vote at least one dancer into the team, after all football is entertainment.

Oh boi, see mentions

I no know say as my omoluabi dey go jeje na him ota, odale, enemy and frenemy dey gang up, hehehe.

Just because of all the innocent individuals who just happen to be ladies wey dey under my tutelage.

I am just a doctor cum mentor.

meanwhhile, the thunder we go fire that unlimited guy still dey generate power from Akosombo Dam, lol.

raumdeuter:
That is a very useless link. The official premierleague website listed Mata as the top assister and you are still arguing and displaying your ignorance,

Its one thing not to know, but its on a different level to be arguing against facts. You are one of the reasons they call Chelsea fans ignorant

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6519937_screenshot20180108033526_pngc2962153b4736d5439d9862d29c5b8f4

Some of these Shekpites have made a vow against knowledge, but they say ignorance is bliss so i can't blame them too much.

Emaprince:


Una Just dey see another thing in every word he uses.

U sef see the gang up? It is just a freakish coincidence that those words can be misinterpreted. I am just interested cos the guy came here to tell us what happened at the start but he didn't update us when the story reached it's climax.

dopeJemi:
I see what you did there Ashawo doktor

Your mind dirty gan an. In toto is Latin. It just means i want to keep abreast of the girl's entire story and how he was able to recover from the heart break.

dopeJemi:
He doesn't do that on the pitch either


how far, gist me that babe matter na, I rush go read the story when Dayo been dey shout girlfriend girlfriend, so wetin come happen last last? you fit start from after she meet that guy.. Detailed oh

E be like say you wan give the babe corrective kpanning as dem be no service am well well.
Your ways are not pure. Me sef wan know the story in toto, but i no get ulterior motive like you.

Happy Birthday to Pius a.k.a Stanley Okoro.
As you take on your next mission in life may the heavens assist you, and may you achieve your goals.....and may no blessing be hidden from you.

Let us get Ozil this January and Dybala in the summer. The likes of Malcolm can come in as project buys but we should not depend on them.

We also need a LB to compete with or back up Shaw, and 1 if not 2 central midfielders. To compete with City in the coming seasons we can't have too many Fellainis and Hererras hanging around.

Who dash monkey banana? Who dash Pius multiple PFA Player of the year?

diggz:
All these old boys will be using Internet to form younglings.. even elrunning chasing 30years will still be forming small boy

Hehehe.
But you never can tell, he might be Benjamin Button. The Lord works in mysterious ways, after all he is a pastor.

diggz:
Make you no old you hear....? permanently fix Ur age for 20years because you be pastor elrunning da great

Allow him, he is a youngling lol.
Everybody is older than someone else. No crime or shame to be" old" or "older", the main thing is to achieve your goals, be happy, and not be a failure in your own eyes or the eyes of society.

Ibime:
Tickle me, tickle me, tickle me, o butterfly.

Alex O was just a popstar, Alex Zitto was ultra talented.

Correct. He had good beats and fused some pidgin into his lyrics.
Alex O was deep into that pop-disco fusion thing that was hot in the 80s

eddie7:
SOME STRANGE BUT
TRUE AND AMAZING
FOOTBALL FACTS....

1. When Barcelona's Xavi
was 19, he almost
signed for Milan. His
father gave his "yes" to
him but his mother said "if
Xavi leaves Barca, I
will divorce!"

2. While Zlatan
Ibrahimovich's youth
team was
4-0 down, he came in as a
substitute and scored
8 goals.

3. Juan Mata is the first
player in history to have
joined Manchester United
from Chelsea.

4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so
far won league titles
in every year of his
professional career.

5. Alex Song has 27
siblings - 17 sisters and 10
brothers.

6. Ryan Giggs is the only
Premier League player
to score 100 goals
without scoring a hat-
trick.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo was
named after former US
President Ronald Reagan.

8. Steven Gerrard has
swapped his jersey with
more than a hundred
players, but never with a
Man United player
.
9. Ronaldinho first gained
media attention when
his youth team won 23 -
0. He scored all 23
goals.

10. Chelsea have been
relegated more times
than they have won
the English league.

11. The difference in
Messi's age and
Ronaldo's
age is 869 days, the same
difference as between
Messi's son and
Ronaldo's son.

12. Zinedine Zidane was
never caught in offside
position in his whole
career.

13. Only one GOLD
Premier League trophy
has
been awarded and it was
to Arsenal because in
2003/2004 season, they
didn't lose any match.

14. Brazilian legend, Pele,
scored 92 hat-tricks, 4
goals on 31
occasions, 5 goals on 6
occasions, and 8 goals
on
an occasion.

15. When Mourinho says
you have a bright
future, it means you can't
make his team at the
present.

16. Cristiano Ronaldo was
expelled from school
at the age of 14 after
throwing a chair at his
teacher for mocking his
family's financial status.

17. CR7 has no tattoos
because he frequently
gives blood and getting a
tattoo will render him
unable to do so for 6
months.

18. Real Madrid sold
50,000 James Rodriguez
jerseys in one day.
Juventus sold 0 (zero)
Bendtner jersey in one
season.

19. In January 2003, Louis
Van Gaal was SACKED
by Barcelona after leaving
them just 3 points
above the relegation
zone.

20. Louis Van Gaal and
David Moyes attended
the same Tactical
Management School.

21. Arsenal bought
Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry, Vieira, Fabregas,
RVP, Adebayor and
Nasri all together for £42
million. Then sold
them for £206 million.

22. Hearts of Oak never
lost a game in the
Ghana Premier League
but they couldn't clinch
the league title.

Which one of them do
you find interesting;;!

#Copied

No. 3 for sure is wrong.
Ray Wilkins, Chelsea's youngest ever captain joined Manchester United from Chelsea.

Ibime:
It takes some time to bubble and shuffle/
After all the hustle and bustle/
Everybody want celebrate/
But nobody just want talk him age/
If you just go ask a Lagos mama say/
How many years she dey celebrate/
She go hala and hala and shout back at you say/
Na wetin be your business?/
I fit celebrate 21 today be say/
Last time na 22/
The next one fit be 20/
So just bubble and shuffle. . . and forget about my age/

Good old Alex O, i preferred Alex Zitto though.

diggz:
Good for him.....

Pius hopes to be the one to replace Ronaldo on the left hand side of the Madrid attack when the time comes, however he has to change his mentality for that switch to work.

elrony:


Uncle Chic2pimp please come !!!!

But Dayo is historically accurate here. People that really love Chelsea should parade Pius a.k.a Stanley Okoro round Stamford Bridge flogging him and chanting Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! like they did to Cersei in GOT.
His surrogates believe he has Neymar or Messi ability but while his team is struggling for goals he is busy pirouetting all over the place, leaving Morata holding the bag.

diggz:
I don't know who you are referring to here sir....

I am referring to the belgian Mr Benji playing for your club. Mr take ons a.k.a Mr one corner a.k.a Mr i won't/can't/don't want to score.
Some people call him Houdini for his disappearing acts but he prefers to be called Pius or Okoro.

Do you wish he could play more like Jesse Lingard.

raumdeuter:
When will Hazard be useful like Lingaard sef

If that was Pius he would have gone into his dance return, starting with a swo/galala/konto medley, then drifting to the left side to dance one corner while hoping the ref blows for a penalty. Phucking one corner dancer, dude should start wearing dancing shoes instead of football boots so we know him for what he is......... just a belgian Alex O.

diggz:
Lingard dey form abeg....another quality goal

Are you wishing Pius could play like Jesse?

elrony:
You can find this in 1 Chronicles

It is biblical, one led to the fall of man and the other led to the salvation of all mankind. Nothing shekpites can do about it, Pius has eaten the forbidden truth and has been exposed.

Jesse Linpopo! I been dey tell una since.
The stem of Jesse >>> the garden of Eden.

PietroRico:
Mans really went back to delete

This post dey scatter my afro any time any day

Bigkesh too dey be like bebeto. The guy will go all in praising and worshipping a guy while denigrating the other, a short while later he will reverse the issue........but the internet never forgets.

Chelsea does not need 600 sef, all they need is just ONE of these legendary agbowo strikers to salvage a MISSerable seson.

Meanwhile why are we being linked for Moura when Mahrez is there, EPL proven and begging for someone to come take him?
I was a Moura fan but he seems to have stagnated over the last few years and his decision making is still suspect.
He has not started any league match this season and has played a total of 72 minutes in the league.

dmcdad:
Pius Ikedia?

Yes, the Belgian one at Stamford Bridge that likes dancing one corner and swo.

Uwaomapaul:
African doctors , in abroad here to be precise Australia Two femal doctors must accampany the male doctor the same thing to male patient

In some cases like vagina scan the partner is allow to join the room

That is not true. It is left to the doctor's discretion, or in cases where the patient insists.
The doctor is not legally bound to use a chaperone but it is smartest thing to do in order to guided against future accusation or lawsuit. Also the chaperone does not have to be a female doctor, most times it is a nurse.

Good to see more people are now saying what I have always said, Lingard >>> Pius.

In like Flynn, baby.

codedguy1:
The way we play is the problem and that's my problem with Jose.

And to think that it would be hard for him to change that style because it has given is success is scary.

The other option is for him to get the players that understand that style and that is on him and the board so that there would be no excuse.

Happy new year to those wey don enter 2018.

Doc!

Happy New Year bro.
My friends are saying TFM was immense today, is that right? I have great expectations for that boy.